Why fight the Holy Grail War? Let's play cards!

White Gun Dai LP 4000 → LP 1000.

Sukhnas (Elizabeth Bathory)

10-star Foreigner with an attack power of 3200.

"Ah ho——"

A very recognizable voice sounded, and Little Dragon Lady Elizabeth appeared in front of the two of them with a microphone.

"Small……"

The dragon girl wanted to say something but stopped herself from speaking.

"Did you mean the little squirrel or the little pig?"

Jiang You is quite familiar with the character of the Dragon Lady. As one of the four-star servants you can choose when opening a talisman, it is also the first gold card Jiang You obtained. At that time, Jiang You would gradually read the detailed information and introductions of the servants (actually there was nothing to play with), but now he has fallen to the point where he only cares about the appearance of the servants, except for the Human Rights Card.

"My Lord, you understand me."

Long Niang forced a smile. She didn't dare lie to Jiang You.

"Please be magnanimous and forgive me."

It seems Suknas's spiritual essence still affects the dragon lady's judgment. This guy should be so bright that he will immediately shine with a little sunshine. He wouldn't be so abrupt in apologizing.

"It's okay, I don't mind that. But forget about the nickname. You can just call me by my name."

It’s better to avoid being called piglet or something like that, it sounds too weird.

"Okay, Master Jiang You!"

Long Niang regained her strength in an instant, but still couldn't help using honorifics.

"As the lead singer of your royal band and the most popular singer in the universe, I will immediately present you with the most magnificent performance!"

"We'll talk about that later."

Jiang You was also curious about what kind of song the dragon girl he was hearing would sing. But Nero was already having a concert, and another Sukhnas version of the dragon girl would probably mean the end of the world. The dragon girl's words were also full of criticisms, and Jiang You responded based on her words, "By the way, isn't the lead singer Truninbra? And isn't Ghros the most popular singer in the universe? What kind of setting are you guys in?"

Unexpectedly, Long Niang seemed to have suffered a great injustice, with tears in her eyes, almost crying.

"My Lord, no matter what, I'm still a member of your orchestra. Forget about Truninbra, but you're actually speaking for an outsider! Ghros has a chance to go on tour, and if I were qualified, I'd definitely be more popular than her! And you even praised me as your favorite (invisible) flute player!"

Long Niang didn't dare say that it was because of Jiang You's singing that she didn't have the chance to go on tour, but Jiang You couldn't help but understand. He had no memory of this thing. Borrowing someone else's spiritual base had this drawback: you had to accept their past actions. It could only be said that nonexistent memories had increased.

Jiang You felt that the outer gods of the K-series had suddenly turned into comedians.

Bai Qiangdai felt the pressure from the Dragon Lady's spiritual base, and immediately confirmed her previous suspicions. When Jiang You said his "other" name, her eyes, which had been somewhat relaxed, became sharper: "Sure enough, you are no longer Jiang You!"

"you're right."

Jiang You was too lazy to defend himself.

"Anyway, I'm skipping your turn. Then I'll start my own, and finally the battle phase! Elizabeth, make a direct attack on the White Spear!"

White Gun Dai LP 1000 → LP 0.

433

Chapter 433: Old Seal, Crowbar and Friends.

Bai Qiangdai fell to the ground. Even if she wasn't playing Dark Yugi, she still couldn't avoid being weak for a while. She used all her strength to throw Moyi onto the back of her white horse.

"Donstarion, take Illya and run!"

"Where can you run to at a time like this?"

The entire space was in chaos. No matter how hard they tried to escape, they would just keep running back and forth. Jiang You grabbed Dongstalion's reins, trying to stop him. However, as the mount of a Top-tier Heroic Spirit, this creature was no ordinary horse. Jiang You couldn't stop him, and he was dragged along. To avoid getting lost, Jiang You grabbed Bai Qiangdai's cloak at the critical moment and dragged her along with him.

"I said, since you've already lost, can't you just behave yourself? If I had known earlier, I would have started the Dark Game."

Jiang You regretted not telling Bai Qiang to stay with the obedient Gaess.

"Besides, you're still my summon. If I really wanted to harm you, I could just unsummon you. Why bother?"

Bai Qiangdai didn't want to answer. She felt that Jiang You wanted her to become like Nero and become a demon.

For a moment, the only sounds in the corridor were the stomping of iron hooves and the friction of soles of shoes and clothes against the ground.

"This conversation isn't appropriate. Let's go somewhere else."

There's no such thing as fashion in this game, and Jiang You's shoes aren't a treasure. The friction has worn the soles clean off them. If he doesn't want to brake with his feet, he needs to find a way to stop the horse. Coincidentally, Jiang You can switch worlds to achieve the same effect.

Jiang You exerted force and sprinted forward for a short time, grabbed the unconscious Mo Yi, and brought her and Bai Qiangdai to the library in the transit world.

"Welcome back, are you used to your new spiritual base?"

Bubbles closed the book and came over.

"Don't mention it. I never thought that one day I would pollute someone else's sperm."

It was originally a happy thing to know that his suit had been acquired and that he had gained a powerful spiritual base, but once it was fully released, he would launch a wide-area attack without distinguishing between friend and foe, which was somewhat humorous.

"Where is this place?"

After Nero's ear-filling magic sound disappeared, Moyi quickly regained consciousness.

"Transit World... Well, I almost forgot you've never been here."

There have been quite a lot of visitors here recently, and there will be even more in the future. With the library sponsored by Paopao, Jiang You now has a place to receive guests.

"Things over there haven't been settled yet, so I'll keep this short."

Next, Jiang You recounted what happened in Chaldea and the details of his real name.

Bai Qiangdai only half-listened. After all, even if a Servant lost their True Name, their instincts would tell them how to fight. Jiang You's situation didn't seem like someone who had lost their True Name at all, but rather like Nero, who had suddenly merged with something. However, she was completely defenseless right now, and Jiang You could manipulate her at will, but Jiang You still patiently explained it to her. At least there was no hostility at the moment.

"Azathoth, who is that?"

Moyi was still an ordinary (perhaps) elementary school student. She didn't know much about history to begin with, and couldn't even recognize all the Servant characters in the official history, let alone the relatively niche science fiction works like the K series. Filled with curiosity, she asked the seemingly most mature Bai Qiangdai.

Bai Qiangdai is not a servant summoned through formal means, and even a servant summoned through formal means would not have such niche knowledge, so she actually doesn't know either.

"In a sense, it is the origin of everything. Everything in this universe lives in its dream."

Bubble explained briefly, "If you find it difficult to imagine, you can refer to Brahma in Indian mythology. You should all be familiar with the story of Brahma's dream, right?"

"Lord God-level strength?"

Brahma Baiqiangdai still knew this. She consulted Jiang You's Noble Phantasm. This world was indeed following Jiang You's rules, which was somewhat credible.

"Then why did you transform Nero into that form?"

"That's Nero's personality, isn't it?"

Jiang You was also troubled. If Nero had stitched a Venus figure normally, she wouldn't have been so eager to prove herself. Her beauty was universally acknowledged, and even the gods recognized her as the Flower of Rome. But now, as luck would have it, the figure was the god of music (some musicians chose to follow Truninbra), a foreign god beyond human comprehension. This was a further blow to her singing, and the negative impact on the entire music industry was immeasurable.

"And how could I have known it would turn out like this! Speaking of which... Bubble, you should know how to suppress the power of the Outer Gods, right? Nero's influence on Fuyuki is probably a bit too great right now, so it would be best if we could eliminate it."

"Yes, you should have heard of the old seal, right?"

As an encyclopedia, Bubble immediately gave an answer.

"That thing that's called the Three Sacred Weapons along with the friend and the crowbar?"

Jiang You doesn’t know much about COC, but he still knows some of the memes.

"But isn't this thing a piece of shit to us?"

Jiang You did have some knowledge. The Old Seal was to mythical creatures what shit was to humans, but if the creature could tolerate it or simply didn't care, it could still harm you. It was like the meme about Tuoba being covered in shit and being like Lu Bu reincarnated. No one dared approach until they were covered in shit. But once they were, it was hard to say who was Lu Bu.

"Your description is really..."

Bubble's expression was a little strange, because she had studied this thing before. When Jiang You said this, it sounded like she was studying it... She quickly stopped thinking and couldn't think any further.

"To be precise, I've actually analyzed it. I have to say that Nasikampor is truly a genius. That feeling of discomfort is actually a form of suppression. As long as you create your own Old Seal, no Outer God will be able to escape."

"Where can we get this kind of stuff?"

Jiang You really needs to limit Nero's status, otherwise he will launch an outward invasion at any time. Who can withstand it?

"You can enjoy a 5% discount when calling now—"

Bubble pouts for a moment, "--Did you think I would say that? Jiang You, please open your hands."

Jiang You did as he was told, and then Paopao handed something into his hand.

"Now, this is your old seal. However, it's in pristine condition. Should we call it 'new seal', to be more precise?"

Jiang You opened his palm and saw a card. It was really newly printed.

[Seal of Azathoth] Counterattack Trap Card.

1. When your opponent activates an effect, you can activate this card to negate that effect, and you cannot use the negated card type until the start of the next turn.

2. While this card is in the Graveyard, if your opponent successfully Special Summoned it, you can activate this card. Your opponent must return that card to the Deck and then banish it.

434

Chapter 434: I can prove that Jiang You has been planning this for a long time!

“Sometimes I feel like I don’t care about my reputation anymore.”

The increase in powerful cards was a good thing, but Jiang You was not happy. Bullying NPCs was too boring, and these cards were useless against players.

"If you like to increase your strength, you don't need these cards."

Bubble thinks that so-called players are troublesome. They like to win, but don’t want to win too easily.

"Forget it then."

Jiang You still refused. How could he not use the wheelchair after getting it? Just like the previous anti-pearl fighters who all ended up falling from grace.

"But this thing is still essentially a card, right? Is it really useful?"

"The servants you summon are essentially cards."

Bubble explained, "You can actually apply more specific concepts. For example, you can use the Trap Card [Heaven's Chain] as a weapon. Of course, more abstract concepts are also possible, but your human mindset is incapable of understanding them."

"No, can you understand inhuman thinking?"

Jiang You thought, "Bubbles, you're a very human thing too. The production team is human after all, so how could they possibly understand the thoughts of a non-human?" Jiang You just assumed that this function could only go so far.

Jiang You followed Bubble's advice and tried it out. A seal-like object with a creepy pattern appeared in his hand. Looking closely, the pattern seemed to be constantly changing, representing disorder and chaos.

"So your beginner tutorial has a second stage? That's really cool! Then I'm invincible!"

"Actually, there's no need for this function. There's nothing in this world that can threaten you."

This is also true even if Jiang You never discovers the truth. Things that are not high enough cannot hurt him, and things that are high enough understand what Jiang You's existence represents. As long as they are not crazy enough to commit suicide, they will not choose to hurt his body.

"You are the greatest being after all."

"Just stop praising me."

Because the soles of his shoes were worn through, Jiang You was now so embarrassed that he was digging his toes into the ground.

"Can this thing save Fuyuki?"

"Next, all you have to do is take this thing and hit Truninbula on the forehead. The creatures that were confused by Truninbula's singing will return to normal." It sounds simple and can easily solve the situation, but unfortunately, Bubble's words did not end here.

"only……"

"Just what?"

Jiang You knew that there was no way that something from the Ke family could be so kind.

"Theoretically, this thing is plundering the clan, but in reality, it's transferring Truninbra's influence to yours. As long as you activate your passive ability, they'll be even more affected. Like, transforming into a new species."

Azathoth actually doesn't have any followers, only a group of fanatical admirers like the Gaisha Zerg (which is kind of a fanatical worshiper in a sense), so Bubble is not sure what humans will become.

"Why does it feel like this thing is actually using ordinary people from Fuyuki to seal me?"

Jiang You wondered if the production team thought he was improving too quickly and were putting pressure on him. What would happen if he shamelessly chose to ignore the lives of these ordinary people?

"Of course you won't let these ordinary people affect you."

Even if she couldn't read Jiang You's mind, his expression could still reveal a lot. Paopao didn't really care about the lives of ordinary people, but she needed to consider Jiang You's emotions.

"Ordinary people can't bear your presence directly, but they can use indirect means. Can you find a few agents?"

"agent?"

"Right, agent. Of course, we can also use a name you are more familiar with - witch."