Why fight the Holy Grail War? Let's play cards!

Elijah felt powerless and could not use magic.

"Isn't your imagination too poor?"

BB turned around and criticized Illya's rigid thinking. She was suddenly interested because she had heard something interesting. She leaned in front of Illya and pinched her cheek.

"You magicians, can't live without magic? Let me see...are you not wearing any makeup?"

"Ah, makeup?"

Illya was certainly familiar with the term, but it had never been her thing. From the Fourth Holy Grail War until a few months ago, she had been preparing for it, never minding it. It wasn't until she met Jiang You that she began to yearn for something else in her life.

"It seems that this is really the case."

BB repeatedly looked at the girl who reached her chest. "She's naturally beautiful, it's great! Even without makeup, she looks 90% beautiful. I just don't know which boy will get her. Of course, BB, I'm also a beautiful girl! So, have you heard of the Four Great Witches of Asia?"

"What is this? Logically, even witchcraft should be restricted like magic, right?"

Just hearing the name, Illya thought it was some kind of ancient witchcraft. This thing is essentially the same as magic, but the foundation is different and it is not in the same system.

"Hmph, leave it to me. It's not magic, but it's not much worse than magic."

BB took out a lot of makeup items from the cabinet, and soon they filled up the entire table.

"Illya, you have a very good appearance, so heavy makeup won't suit you. It will ruin your overall appearance, and you wouldn't want to meet your sweetheart with a strange look on your face. Well, although changing your overall appearance like this is a bit of a challenge for Baby, don't worry, I guarantee that he won't recognize you while still maintaining your cute looks."

“Does this really work?”

Looking at the two glowing babies, Illya always felt that the other party seemed to have found a suitable doll.

"Don't worry, BB was also considering becoming a beauty blogger at the time."

After the world turned upside down, BB got bored and started livestreaming. She received rave reviews for every type she tried (mainly because of her good looks), and finally chose the competitive game where she could constantly bully others. "Take your eyes, for example. Your ruby ​​red eyes are too bright in 'reality.' You need colored contacts, and I recommend blue. They'll maintain the brightness while also differentiating from the red... Then there's the eye contour. Usually, they'll use shading to make your eyes look bigger and younger, but you already look quite childish, so enlarging them wouldn't be harmonious. So we need to make your eyes appear smaller, to make you look older..."

Illya glanced at BB in the mirror. BB's purple hair and lavender pupils did not look like those of a normal human.

449

Chapter 449: Noble Phantasm [Walmart Shopping Bag] (Not)

"How does it feel?"

"It felt like a beautiful dream, but my headache was horrible, like I had a hangover."

Gudako pressed her knuckles against her temples to relieve the dizziness, but the feeling still lingered.

"You are under 20, right? I remember you are not allowed to drink alcohol where you are. How could you make such a statement?"

Jiang You handed Gudako a cup of hot milk and asked her to calm down. Hot milk can soothe people's nerves and relieve some stress. It is not known whether it can have any effect on mental pollution.

"Describe it, describe it."

Gudako was speechless. How could someone be so stubborn? Then she looked down at the porcelain cup in her hand. The warm milk in the cup exuded a faint milky aroma, giving her an inexplicable sense of peace. "Thank you."

After drinking the milk in the cup, Gudako felt her restless nerves eased a little, and now she finally had the energy to recall what had happened before.

"By the way, the enemy... has it transformed back into Chaldea? Jiang You, have you resolved the issue?"

"Well, it's solved."

Actually, it can’t be said that the problem has been solved. It’s just that someone came to find me and affected this side.

"Abigail asked me to apologize to you on her behalf. She was such a bad kid and went too far. She actually wanted to talk to you properly, but you were too alert, so she had no choice but to knock you out."

"Is it really?"

Gudako's eyes twitched. She couldn't forget the giant creature Abigail had summoned. Its ability to finish off an opponent in a single turn was truly terrifying. Even Jiang You, the strongest Servant she knew, didn't have such an outrageous card. Could such a thing really be a Servant that could be summoned normally? Thinking back to this, Gudako couldn't help but wonder if she had truly woken up, so she pinched Jiang You's face.

Jiang You had a very standard body type, still retaining some muscle from his gym days in school. Although he didn't pay much attention to his diet, he rarely took in too much nutrition, so the flesh on his face was quite firm. Gudako grabbed it several times before pinching Jiang You's face. Jiang You simply moved his pupils in the direction of his pinched face and did not react.

I tried hard, but there was no response.

I tried harder, but there was still no response.

I pulled with all my strength, but still no response.

"Sure enough, are you still dreaming?"

Gudako sighed. Although she had great confidence in Jiang You, the opponent was probably even stronger, and it would be difficult for Jiang You to defeat him with his own Noble Phantasm.

"So you are the Jiang You in my dream, or Jiang You, you were also defeated."

"..."

Jiang You didn't answer, but pinched back in the same way. Although Gudako was usually carefree and acted like a boy, her body was still that of a healthy young girl approaching adulthood. She was much softer than a man, and much softer than an adult, so Jiang You easily pinched a piece of flesh and then applied a little force.

"Ah, it hurts! I was wrong, I was wrong, let go!"

Gudaizi begged for mercy repeatedly, and only then did Jiang You retract his actions.

"If you want a reference to whether you're dreaming or not, pinch your own."

Jiang You, who had successfully completed his revenge, looked refreshed. "Although the Dreamland is a dream, it is also a real place. It is normal to feel pain. Abi must have found a way to connect it with your dream."

"Why didn't you tell me it wasn't a dream? And you don't even feel any pain?"

Gudako covered her red face and complained, "Jiang You is a bit petty."

"If you can't bear this little pain, how can you be a Servant? You need to practice more."

In fact, Jiang You is not a person who can tolerate pain. He is just an ordinary person and has no sense of fighting. It is just that the reduction in the pain ratio helps him. With Gudako's level, Jiang You can hardly feel any touch.

"Now that that's settled, where's my milk?"

As he spoke, he stretched out a hand in front of Jiang You, asking for milk. Jiang You turned around and saw that the heroine next door, Zabiko, had also woken up. It seemed that she had been awake for a while, after all, Gudako had already finished drinking the milk.

"You're not polite at all."

While saying this, Jiang You flipped his hand and a cup of hot milk appeared in his hand, which he handed to Zabizi.

In fact, Zabiko's symptoms were much milder than Gudako's, after all, she didn't face Bubble directly. Abi also knew how to act with restraint, after all, she was still nominally a Servant of Chaldea, and she wasn't here to cause trouble.

"Being polite will hurt you, and if you don't give me any, it means you're being treated differently, and you're the one being unreasonable."

In this regard, Zabiko is obviously much more mature, and she is the type who is quite proactive.

"I wanted to ask you before, where did you get this thing?"

Gudako always sees Jiang You taking out some strange things, sometimes even sofas and fruit plates. It's like the king's treasury. Logically speaking, such things are unlikely to be taken in casually.

"Noble Phantasm [Wish-Granting Bag]!"

Jiang You took out a shopping bag and started talking nonsense. Jiang You had never hidden anything about the inventory, but no one had ever asked this question. Jiang You thought they were used to it, but he didn't expect Gudako to ask it out of the blue.

Zabiko showed an expression of "I see."

Gudako was very upset: "Isn't this a Walmart shopping bag?"

"Who said a shopping bag can't be a Noble Phantasm?"

The environment is relatively relaxed now, and Jiang You is determined to talk nonsense. Besides, it’s not that no one regards the rice bucket as a treasure, and it’s an EX-level one.

"Don't underestimate this shopping bag. It's a 'supermarket' concept. You can take out anything related to daily life, from small things like food to large household appliances. Look, I'm obviously not a Heroic Spirit of the past, right? As a Heroic Spirit of the future, it makes sense for me to use a Walmart shopping bag as a Noble Phantasm."

To support this statement, Jiang You even took out a Simmons mattress.

"Reasonable……"

Gudako nodded stiffly. She felt that what Jiang You said seemed to make some sense. Then Jiang You laughed uncontrollably. She immediately knew that Jiang You was still talking nonsense. She was so angry that she jumped up.

"But I do have a Noble Phantasm similar to space."

Jiang You dodged Gudako's attack and explained, "You can store things in it, and the stored things can be kept at the moment they are put in. I not only have hot milk here, but also iced milk. So the things that have escaped now are all collected from other worlds. I dare say that I am an essential Servant for adventures and travel at home."

“Is this something to be proud of?”

Gudako couldn't help but complain. Others were either heroes or kings of something, but Jiang You had made it the same as an entertainment set. However, Jiang You had already brought the topic to this aspect, and Jiang You gave people a very different feeling from before, so it would be impolite not to ask.

"Jiang You, have you found your real name?"

450

Chapter 450: Actually, I came here to capture the witch.

"You are truly worthy of being the unrivaled Master of all time. You guessed my thoughts so easily."

I have to say that Gudako is indeed the type who can get along with almost any servant. She came to him even without Jiang You taking the initiative to speak, and Jiang You couldn't be stingy with his praise.

"I'll get you a big one next Valentine's Day."

"Not as much as you praise."

These four words were considered quite high praise in Japan, and it made Gudako feel embarrassed. "If it weren't for you, I don't know how I would have handled the sixth and seventh singularities... Just don't mess around with those things anymore. I don't have the luxury of messing around anymore."

"Don't underestimate yourself. Even without me, you can still solve these two singularities on your own."

Speaking of which, Jiang You did steal Gudako's opportunity, and most importantly, Aile's fate was also stolen, and even Aile herself was abducted.

"Besides, I didn't say that. That was Minamoto no Raikou's evaluation of you."

"what?"

As Illya's guardian, Gudako had met Minamoto no Raikou several times during this period, but she never expected that he would have such a high opinion of her.

"really?"

"Well, I'm not saying it now though."

How could he possibly say such things when he doesn't even know the person well?

"You're making fun of me, aren't you?"

Gudako was speechless.

"So, back to the topic, what is your real name? I've been curious about it for a long time."

"Cough cough."

Jiang You cleared his throat. Gudako probably didn't know this name, but he still had to be prepared before speaking. "Don't be afraid of what I'm going to say next."

"I am the Master of Chaldea. I have extensive experience with Servants and will definitely not be afraid."

Gudako is full of confidence in herself. Along the way, she has seen all kinds of strange servants, even Abigail, who has a special job.

"You should have met Abigail's father, Yog-Sothoth."

Paopao and Jiang You had mentioned that he had knocked Gudako unconscious, so Gudako must have had a deep impression of him. Sure enough, Gudako showed a look of fear, then nodded.

"I need to apologize to you on his behalf. He actually came to find me. Chaldea was just affected. It was an unprovoked disaster."

"No need to apologize for this, we are companions after all."

Gudako thought that Bubble was here to cause trouble for Jiang You, and it was natural for companions to advance and retreat together.

"...You won't think so soon. Because..."

Jiang You pondered for a moment, "My real name is Azathoth (probably)."

"Azathos?"

Gudako scratched her head. She had never heard of this name before.

"who is it?"

Ruby, who was playing dead on the table, shuddered and tried to make a sound but was held down by Sapphire.

"Just pretend to be dead at a time like this. This kind of thing is not something we can get involved in!"

"The main god of a certain pantheon, Yog-Sothoth, is one of the gods of my pantheon."

Jiang You told the truth.

"Wait a minute, you said that ball of light in the sky is a god?"

Gudako didn't understand for a moment. If the name hadn't been written on the card, she wouldn't have known that the billions of lights were actually a living being.

"Or your subordinates?"

"Is such that."

Jiang You thought about it and decided to accept his identity, so that he could also take advantage of Bubble.

"Yog-Sothoth can be said to be my son...daughter?"

"You already have a child, but you're still messing around here?"