As a result, Lady Dragon said that she was shy and wanted to use more intimate actions to make everyone understand?
Thin face? More intimate?
Don't these two know how ridiculous their interactions are? They've practically filled the void of 200+-rated Chiming films, haven't they? Because of you, the Danding Division has several more Chiming couples!
To be honest, Yu Luo couldn't think of how shopping could become more intimate than the two of them. For the Chiming clan, this was really a bit beyond the scope.
Are you trying to imitate a fox couple walking and teasing each other with the tips of their tails? Xiao Jiang doesn't have a tail!
Are you trying to imitate a fox-human couple who rubs the tips of their ears intentionally or unintentionally while walking? The height difference is too big, so they can't rub each other!
Holding and rubbing? This can only be more like a father taking care of the child!
As she was thinking about how to make the stroll more thrilling, Yu Luo's face turned red and her brain was overloaded.
She has never had a lover in this life, and even if she counts the remnants of dozens of lives, it is not so exaggerated. How can she be qualified to guide Lady Dragon who is at such a level?
Seeing Yu Luo's shy look, she was about to explode, Jiang Yan also knew that he couldn't get any good solution from her, so he had to say:
"It seems that shopping isn't working. Let's have a meal together and show off."
Jiang Yan always felt that it was absurd that he spent half of his meal feeding Bai Lu. I think other Chiming people couldn't do it...
Unfortunately, even though Jiang Yan had just finished his meal and forced himself to eat another one, and wiped Bai Lu's mouth while feeding her, and their intimacy was far beyond usual, the Danshi he met in the cafeteria remained indifferent except for greeting him.
Aren't these two people feeding dog food violently like this every day in Luofu? Everyone should have had enough ten years ago, okay?
After finishing their meal, Jiang Yan and Bai Lu were completely at their wit's end, so they had no choice but to return to Yu Luo's office to discuss the matter.
"You can't really announce it like that. If you have anything to say, go ahead and say it, Xiao Jiang!"
Bai Lu's face flushed red at the mere thought of it, and she could never utter the words, "Xiao Jiang is my lover, don't try to put your hands on her!"
How old am I? How old is Xiao Jiang?
Even if Dihengsi didn't capture me, I would be laughed at by other immortal boats until I was reborn a hundred times, okay?
Besides, I am a Dragon Lord after all. Once I tell it, the lie will become true. No one will believe me if I say "My fellow tribesmen, I was just joking" afterwards!
Facing Bai Lu's blame, Jiang Yan also looked helpless:
"What's the difference between me telling you?"
After hearing Jiang Yan's honest words, Bai Lu lowered her shoulders helplessly.
Seeing their friends' surprised expressions, the two thought that the news would explode instantly on the medical ship. However, they never expected that, despite their well-thought-out plan, the group of alchemists showed no reaction to their show of affection in front of them. Not to mention spreading the news back to Luofu, it didn't even cause any waves on the medical ship.
What's going on here? Is the way we interact with each other really that exaggerated?
Faced with this dilemma, Bai Lu couldn't help but reflect on whether she was too casual when she was with Jiang Yan.
But once it’s officially announced…there’s no turning back.
No, we must let this group of people spread the rumors and believe them on their own, and then after the storm is over, we can come out and clarify the rumors!
Wait, a rumor?
Bai Lu suddenly remembered the countless gossips she had heard in Luofu and Yalilo No. 6.
Oh right! Gossip! I'll make a gossip like Bronya did. These gossipmongers will definitely start talking about it.
Bai Lu's eyes turned and she immediately came up with an idea. She quickly pulled Jiang Yan's arm and asked him to bend down to listen to her whisper.
"What good idea is so mysterious?"
Facing the mysterious Bai Lu, although Jiang Yan felt strange, he also obediently lowered his body and accepted her whispering in his ear.
However, just when he heard half of it, his face immediately turned red, even redder than Bai Lu's just now.
"What a stupid idea you have! It's too outrageous!"
At this time, Bai Lu also retorted with a red face:
"What else can I do? It's all your fault!"
After the two red apples looked at each other for a while, Jiang Yan had no other choice but to lower his head and accept Bai Lu's plan.
Yu Luo, looking confused, quickly asked:
"What is the solution? Lady Dragon Girl, could you please tell me?"
Facing Yu Luo's question, Bai Lu couldn't look Yu Luo in the eye. After hesitating for a long time, she could only utter one sentence:
"Sister Yuluo, is there a vacant ward? Xiao Jiang has been in a series of fights recently and has suffered a lot of hidden injuries. I would like to borrow a ward for Xiao Jiang's treatment."
Oops, I've Been Haunted by a Genius!: Chapter 193: Medical Miracle
"Huh? We just gave Xiao Jiang a physical examination yesterday, and the results showed that he recovered very well!" Yu Luo asked in confusion after hearing Bai Lu's words.
Jiang Yan, captain of a hospital ship, had a rare opportunity. Having been weakened by his battle with the Star-Breaking King Worm, he naturally chose not to lie in bed and wait for his injuries to heal. Instead, he happily accepted the comprehensive diagnosis and recovery package provided by Yuluo. He had just finished recuperating, so where did this "hidden injury" come from?
Bai Lu never expected that her plan would be exposed at the very beginning.
There was no other way, so I could only shyly say to Yu Luo:
"Sister Yuluo, to be honest, I was planning to use the Vidyara Saliva to treat Xiao Jiang, and then a certain alchemist accidentally saw me. Wouldn't that confirm our relationship? After this blows over, I can dispel the rumor that this was a means to treat Xiao Jiang. Wouldn't that sound much better?"
"Vajra Saliva? What's wrong with Vajra Saliva..."
Chi Ming Saliva and Chi Ming Scale Powder are the most common materials in Xianzhou medicine to stimulate the body's rapid regeneration. Yu Luo is certainly no stranger to them.
The saliva of the Chi Ming people is collected, filtered, sterilized, and disinfected, and then the proteins and enzymes in it, as well as the most important "immortality" power contained therein, are purified. It can then become a commonly used drug solvent or be used directly as a spray on wounds.
What's wrong with using Chi Ming Yan for treatment? It's just a spray, what's so shameful about it? Even if it's sprayed on the patient's private parts, for us doctors, it's not a big deal at all! How can we prove the relationship?
Yu Luo was completely puzzled by Bai Lu's strange request.
These two little guys are usually so 200+ in daily life, what's there to be shy about taking medicine? Do you often feed Playssers in public?
Wait, feeding?
The Emperor's Bow is above!
After figuring out the secret of "Chi Ming Saliva Treatment", Yu Luo's face instantly turned redder than Bai Lu.
She had been dedicated to saving lives and healing the wounded in Danding Division since her enlightenment, so how could she have imagined that the Chiming Clan had such a shameless "treatment method"?
If this news gets out, how will everyone look at the Chiming Clan's healers? These two little guys are trying to completely destroy the Chiming Clan's reputation!
But I was the one who made the suggestion, invited Lady Dragon, and persuaded Jiang Yan. How could I say no now? Wouldn't that offend everyone?
In desperation, Yu Luo, on the verge of fainting, kept hypnotizing himself in his mind "for the reproduction of the race, for the reproduction of the race", while opening an idle clinic to these two guys who were about to ruin the reputation of the Chiming tribe.
There was no need to deliberately reveal the news; the two of them were already the focus of countless attention. Furthermore, two energetic individuals suddenly opening a clinic, how could the medical technicians on the hospital ship not be curious?
Soon, there were many people passing by outside the clinic.
There was nothing wrong with everyone's acting skills, except that the number was a little too much. The surging crowd outside the window made the two parties want to faint on the spot even if they wanted them to spread rumors.
Not only that, looking at the guy sitting in the hospital bed in front of her who was actually taller than her, Bai Lu found it difficult for her to even look directly at his face, let alone start the "Chi Ming Saliva Treatment" in front of countless "passers-by".
Although in the Happy Growth Plan, Bai Lu had to use the "Chi Ming Saliva Treatment" to give emergency treatment to Xiao Jiang because of overuse of drugs, he was either fainted or dying at that time. How could she have the mood to think about these trivial things?
And now, looking at this face that was conscious and looking at her shyly and helplessly, Bai Lu had tried to move her little head forward several times, but she didn't have the courage to complete the "healing action" that she had used hundreds of times before. She could only stamp her feet and complain:
"Why are you sitting so high? Do you want to look taller?"
To be honest, Jiang Yan couldn't understand it at all at this moment. This was a "treatment method" that he had to do every one or two weeks when he was a child, but now it felt so strange, as if he was doing something bad.
This guy is obviously older than me, so I'm the one who's at a disadvantage, okay?
Forget it, the longer we wait, the more awkward it will be. Let’s hurry up. Jiang Yan lowered his head and moved his face closer, with a desperate attitude. However, Bai Lu was so frightened that she took two steps back, and even her tail stood up in fear.
"Wow! What are you doing? You scared me to death!"
"Then what do you want me to do?" Jiang Yan was helpless.
It was obviously your bad idea. I can't take the initiative. How can it be called a "treatment method"?
Bai Lu, who had recovered, also felt that she was being unreasonable, but she couldn't really rush forward, so she could only pout and say:
"Can't you just faint like before?"
However, this complaint instantly triggered Jiang Yan's inspiration:
"Huh? Yeah! Lu, you're a genius!"
After saying that, he simply raised his head and lay down on the bed:
"Ah! I fainted!"
Hey? Is this still possible? I can do it again!
Bai Lu, who had treated countless patients, was overjoyed when she saw Jiang Yan's corpse-like appearance. She instantly regained her courage and rushed over happily.
However, when she looked at Jiang Yan's unconscious face and was about to move closer, her courage disappeared again after she saw his slightly moving eyebrows and eyelids, and his slightly rapid breathing.
This is too fake!
But this is the best solution. What else can we do?
Bai Lu, who couldn't think of any other solution, jumped up in desperation and used all her strength to whip Jiang Yan's head with her big tail, making a loud "bang" sound.
Before Jiang Yan, who was dizzy from being beaten, could get up and come to settle the score with her, Bai Lu put her hands on her hips and said loudly:
"For treatment purposes, I knocked you out!"
"Did you hear that? I knocked you out!"
After saying that, she came to the head of the bed, hugged Jiang Yan's head, and directly mua'd it, skillfully and tacitly sticking out her little tongue.
"Mmmmm, mmm, mmmmm..."
Even though she knew that the two of them were going to be "treated", Yu Luo was still completely dumbfounded when she actually saw this scene.
Emperor Gong! Don't you guys draw the curtains?
What on earth could have so despaired these dragon masters as to have imprisoned the Dragon Girl since she was born? Look at what you have done!
This life is fine, but don't you have any residual moral values from your past life, Lady Dragon? Ah, in your past life, you were Dan Feng, who was almost a thousand years old and still wanted to seduce a hundred-year-old fox man. That's fine.
And it wasn't just her. The immortals on the immortal boat outside the door had never seen anything like this before. After seeing such an explosive scene, their brains almost completely stopped functioning, and they all went from being "passersby" to "thinkers."
who I am? Where am I? What am I doing?
Am I really not playing a guest role as a background prop on the set of some stupid fox-man fantasy drama?
As more and more people gathered and the atmosphere became increasingly strange, Yu Luo had no time to think about how much Lady Dragon Girl had been poisoned by her past life memories. In a hurry, she quickly blocked the window. Under the regretful gazes of countless "passersby", she used the Cloud Chant technique to spray a layer of mist directly on the window, and casually found an excuse to drive away all the "passersby":
"Just now, the Captain suddenly fell ill, and Lady Dragon was forced to use the 'Cardcaptor Saliva Treatment'. Everyone, please don't misunderstand. Disperse!"
Yu Luo's explanation not only failed to resolve the issue, but it actually elevated the performance of the scene to a new level, successfully freeing all the "thinkers" from their petrified statues and transforming them into excited gossipers.
A sudden illness? What illness? Hormonal imbalance, perhaps simply inability to control emotions? Infected by a fox?
Don't talk nonsense! We fox people are not so heroic!
Are we, the Chiming Clan, really so open-minded? I've never seen anything like this in my thirty lifetimes!
Chi Ming saliva treatment? Hahahaha! Just based on this word, if Yu Luo doesn't exist in this Xianzhou Wenqu Award, you and I won't vote!
Not only were no one convinced, but they all looked eager to make a move, causing Yu Luo to drop her shoulders helplessly.
As expected, we are all Danshi, who can believe such nonsense...
Just when she was at her wit's end, Bai Lu inside finally completed her "treatment".
However, she had already completely turned into Honglu and did not intend to rescue Yuluo. Instead, she raised her head, with a guilty look on her face, and said loudly to the air:
"The treatment is complete. You should rest for a while. I'm leaving now!"
After saying that, he kicked his short legs backwards like a Hot Wheels, pushed open the door of the clinic, and fled all the way from the medical ship, leaving behind Jiang Yan, the "patient", and Yu Luo, his teammate.
Is this a person?
Not only Yu Luo's expression instantly became stiff, but even Jiang Yan, who was lying on the bed pretending to be unconscious, felt unwell when he heard the fading footsteps.
The active "immortal" power contained in the Dragon Lord's Chi Ming saliva is absolutely incomparable to that of ordinary Chi Ming people. Even though he had been treated by Bai Lu hundreds of times and had already perfectly integrated this power with his own power, Jiang Yan still spent a long time to completely digest the power. As a result, he found that the protagonist had run away... How to perform the next scene?
According to common sense, shouldn't this guy take care of me until I wake up, and then listen to my gratitude for the rescue?
Even if it's just to create a scandal, you have to leave a button to wait for the future! How can you explain it later if you don't leave any way out?
Jiang Yan, who was trapped by Bai Lu, thought about it and decided to adopt the simplest and most effective method - "drag".
Didn't I faint from a "sudden illness"? Then I might as well keep fainting until there's no one around to sneak off in the middle of the night! Whatever happens then, I'll just make it up, right?
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