However, the ambitious plan soon came up against a very realistic problem: no money.
Although the Jinren Lane Chamber of Commerce fully cooperated, it was obvious that they were poor themselves because of the rent arrears and could not produce any Xundi at all.
Although Bai Lu, the Dragon Lord, is in a high position and has great power, he cannot ask the clan for a large sum of money to promote himself just after he has established a reputation for himself.
As for Yanqing, who stays at the Shen Ce Mansion like a parasite at the end of every month, Qingni, who still works under her mother's nose and has a hard time hiding her pocket money, and Suchang, who is receiving a probationary salary, the three of them can't even raise 10,000 Xundi. What's the use of relying entirely on Gui Naifen's live broadcast income?
Just when everyone was at a loss, Jiang Yan, an unemployed vagrant who no one had expected, suddenly waved his hand:
"Xun Di is not a problem. Everyone, use your imagination and think of as many ways to package it as you want. Just go for it! No matter how much the budget is, I can apply for a loan from the Tianbo Division to get it done!"
If someone else boasted like this, everyone would definitely just think it was a joke, but this "interstellar succubus" in front of us... he is really not joking!
The friends all believed Jiang Yan's words instantly, except Qing Ni who grabbed Jiang Yan's ear and complained indignantly:
"Who is her daughter? Why do I always feel like my mom treats you better than me? Let me see, where are your fox ears?"
However, Qingni also understood that her mother would never show favoritism. Since this guy in front of her dared to say so, he must have a way to convince her.
But why can't this guy come up with a solution when his daughter can? Who is the fox man who can speak eloquently?
After a commotion, everyone started to brainstorm again, but it was obvious that producing a large-scale business plan was far beyond the capabilities of the "Jinren Lane Revival Group", so everyone simply put the blame on Jiang Yan.
Do you need a business plan to apply for a budget? Do you look down on our interstellar succubus? If only he could reveal his hidden fox tail and ears, everything would be fine!
"Golden Man Lane is in your hands, Xiao Jiang!"
So under the tyranny of a unanimous vote that was only one vote away from passing, everyone happily forced the collection of ideas compiled by Qingni to be sent to Jiang Yan, and collectively waved goodbye to him as he left early and went home to organize the materials, successfully earning his contempt.
Although he was dissatisfied with his companions' disloyalty, Jiang Yan also knew that these Li Dazhentou, Yan Erzhentou, and Gui Sandanzhentou could not really help except for their imagination. Qing Ni, the only one who worked in the clerical department, was more suitable for driving a star chariot. So he had no choice but to return home, close the doors and windows tightly, and start to practice Luofu's long-lost spiritualism - summoning the Pen Fairy, no, the Shield Fairy!
"Golden Man Lane is in your hands, sister!"
Although Jiang Yan knew that even if he just handed over his ideas, Yukong, who was already planning to secretly support Jinrenxiang, would definitely arrange for people to turn these ideas into a complete plan. But since it was rare for Yukong to ask for his help, how could he have the nerve to hand over a half-finished product?
Therefore, to fight a tiger, you need brothers. Of course, you have to pull your own ghost fire fox spirit sister to do some "overtime after death".
There was no way. Even though Jiang Yan had learned some business skills from Ting Yun since he was a child, how could he be compared with the planner of the "Sea City Festival" who was famous throughout Xinghai?
They have even planned the Olympics, so shouldn’t it be easy to plan this community competition?
"Oh... okay."
Faced with his brother emitting an extremely delicious smell and begging look, the resourceful Tingyun was at a loss as to what to do. He could only lick him hard and then be rehired obediently, attaching himself to Jiang Yan and starting to handle official business.
People are "dead", but they still can't escape their work. Why does this Tianbosi feel more cruel than the Antimatter Legion?
Oops, I've been entangled by the Immortal Boat people! : Chapter 65: Trapped in one's own cocoon
"If Tingyun could see this plan, he would definitely be very pleased..."
In Tianbosi, Yukong looked at this plan with extreme surprise. Her right hand began to unconsciously search for her non-existent reading glasses.
However, the ace pilot's hawk-like eyes told her that the scene before her was not an illusion. Xiao Jiang really wrote a perfect activity plan that was like the resurrection of the clouds.
She entrusted the matter to Jiang Yan, actually she just wanted him to be a mouthpiece for her to talk to the Jinren Lane Chamber of Commerce about anything.
How should I put it now? It feels absurd, as if the villagers have shared their controlled nuclear fusion technology with you.
But obviously, even if Tingyun was resurrected, he would never think of such a cruel thing as using Long Zun to debut as an idol. This plan must have been thought up by the little guy in front of him. What can I say... Family background?
Thinking of this, Yukong couldn't help but look above Jiang Yan's head, trying to find the nonexistent fox-man's ears. But obviously, as the original people of the Abundant Land, the fox-man were unlikely to have any mixed blood. If they were to mess around, who, male or female, could withstand a fox-man whose reflexes and agility far surpassed even those of the Immortal Boat people, and who, when excited, could involuntarily enter a miniature frenzy? Forget about their offspring, even their own survival was uncertain.
In the end, Yukong chose to give up thinking and began to write official letters, preparing to pass the baton to the dragon masters of Chiming.
For Tianbosi, which is in charge of all the business in Luofu, money has never been a problem.
Now that Long Zun has come out to do business, the possibility of losing money is even more impossible.
But the only problem is using someone else's Dragon Lord as an idol. If he doesn't communicate with the Chiming Clan in advance, Yukong is afraid that half of the Dragon Masters will die suddenly from cerebral hemorrhage, and the remaining half will be hanged at the gate of Tianbo Division.
If it were before, Yukong wouldn't even ask, it would be strange if the other party didn't curse at him.
But given the current situation, I'm afraid this little guy will really get what he wants... Yukong rubbed his temples and was once again amazed at Jiang Yan's luck.
Sure enough, when the news reached the Chiming Clan, it unexpectedly caused an uproar, but after a fierce argument, the dragon masters finally agreed to this absurd application letter.
The reason is simple: they have had a very difficult time recently.
Dan Heng's brutal deeds in the Scaled Abyss Realm were directly put on the fire and roasted wildly by them. Now that Dan Feng's magic of dragon transformation had been whitewashed, both exiling Dan Heng and abusing Bai Lu were now grave sins.
Among the Chiming Clan of Luofu, voices were already circulating calling for these Dragon Masters to undergo the same scale-shedding and reincarnation punishment as Danfeng, as a gesture of sincerity to invite Dan Heng back. Even more frightening, Dan Heng, with his old and new grudges against the Dragon Masters, naturally had nothing favorable to say about them in his letters to the other Dragon Lords. The accusation of mistreating a newborn Dragon Lord had also deeply angered the other four Dragon Lords. If they weren't all assigned to guard the city and couldn't leave without permission, they would have long since descended upon Luofu to stage a "cleansing of the court."
If you dare to abuse the Dragon Lord, what else are you afraid of? If I don't beat you bunch of lunatics to pieces, when I transform, will my dragon masters follow suit?
Under these circumstances, the Dragon Masters felt their top priority was to tell the entire Xianzhou Alliance that Bailu was now living a perfectly happy life. Even faced with such an absurd proposal, once they confirmed Bailu's eagerness, the Dragon Masters agreed without hesitation, even proactively joining the group and providing official endorsement and financial support for "Bailu Lane."
Being a die-hard fan of Bai Lu is better than returning to the Linyuan Realm and becoming a die-hard fan!
The dragon masters who didn't want to turn into eggs showed unprecedented amazing efficiency, and also wrote a new chapter in Jiang Yan's legend among his friends.
Single-handedly, relying only on your imagination, you managed to wring a huge budget from the notoriously rigorous Master Yukong and the notoriously staid Dragon Masters? You're a far better leader of the Interstellar Peace Company than the Amber King!
Everyone's full desire to complain eventually turned into a small group that was only missing one person in Yu Zhao - "Interstellar Succubus, so terrifying"
Chi Ming went online and said, "I really regret it now. If I had known Xiao Jiang earlier, and if I had known he had this ability, the Dragon Masters wouldn't have been so strict with me!"
I wanted to fly a battleship: "I really regret it now. If I had known Xiao Jiang earlier and knew he had this ability, my mother would have let me become a pilot a long time ago!"
Shang Shang's only account: "I really regret it now. If I had known Xiao Jiang earlier and knew he had this ability, my mother would have let me come to Luofu a long time ago!"
Guinevere: "I'm really regretting this now. If I had known Xiao Jiang earlier, if I had known he had this ability, he would have persuaded the Antimatter Corps to leave their home planet long ago!"
Invincible Swordsman 123: "Isn't this a bit exaggerated? Brother Jiang is just good at negotiation."
Guinevere: "Report, we found an honest child!"
I wanted to start a fight: "Report, an honest child was found!"
Shang Shang's only account: "Report, found an honest child!"
Zhiming went online and said, "I just saw it. Why are you imitating my speech?"
Guinevere: "Report, two honest children found!"
......
But unfortunately, happy times are always short-lived. When the idol Long Zun’s first promotional song "Conquer the Whole Universe" was released, after a brief period of silence, the entire Xianzhou Alliance exploded instantly!
Ever since the Chiming Clan joined the Xianzhou Alliance, in the thousands of years since then, has anyone ever seen such a cruel thing?
What about the Krok Movie Park and the entertainment mecca Epsilon? They are so weak, aren’t they?
This is equivalent to the Sunday master wearing his sister's women's clothing and preparing to sing in person for all the tourists at the Daydream Hotel.
Not to mention the Chiming clan, even the Xianzhou people and the fox people want to see it!
Go, go, go! If you don’t go, you’re not a human being!
In the blink of an eye, even with the introduction of the Great Evolution Qiongguan Array to aid computing power and data diversion, the countless access requests from Bailu Lane still nearly overwhelmed the Tianbosi office system, ultimately forcing them to resort to a lottery with astronomical odds. Even after converting the Jinren Lane wharf into a purely passenger terminal, it still couldn't meet the full passenger flow demand.
Behind on rent? Just 5…4, 3, 2, 1, and it’s paid off!
The endless drawing of lots and queuing even made Fanghu Xianzhou, the autonomous region of the Chiming tribe, propose to drive over directly to connect the two fairy boats for a short period of time, so as to facilitate the hungry tribesmen to come to Bailu Lane for pilgrimage!
Faced with this scenario, reminiscent of a global insect plague, neither betting nor bidding was meaningful. With the Interstellar Peace Company representative briskly barking and leaving, the "Golden Man Alley Revitalization Team," whose average education level was Li Dazhentou, happily abdicated, handing over all responsibilities to the Tianbo Division. Only Bai Lu, the mascot, and Jiang Yan, who was kept by Bai Lu as the chief planner and agent, remained despite being threatened with dragon fangs and tails.
"Master Bailu, we have ten minutes left before we start filming the promotional video for Shangziwei. We have five promotional videos, one song and fantasy scene, and two food tasting videos to shoot today. We must hurry."
Looking at the fox-man fantasy director who was racing against time to explain the schedule to Bai Lu, and the crowd of makeup artists, costume designers, lighting technicians, and other scary people waiting in line behind her, Bai Lu angrily bared her dragon teeth at Jiang Yan, who was acting as her agent.
"Xiao Jiang, you lied to me. What happened to the promise that I could eat all I wanted and play with all my toys? Why am I being tossed around like a rag doll every day?"
"Be good, just finish this part!" Jiang Yan, who didn't want to eat another tail, coaxed hurriedly.
However, Bai Lu was naive, but she had a good memory. The same trick obviously couldn't fool her a second time:
"You said the same thing before releasing the song, what was the result?"
After saying that, he swung his tail back and forth like a pendulum with a bad look on his face, ready to punish the big liar in front of him at any time.
"It's true this time! Really! As long as Bailuxiang Paradise is officially opened, everything will be fine!" Jiang Yan quickly defended.
"Stop lying to me! Stand still and let me whip you to death with my tail!"
So, whether they like it or not, until the park officially opens, the two of them can only live a miserable life working day and night.
Tingyun: “Serves you right (fox laughs)”
Oops, I'm being pestered by the Immortal Boat people! : Chapter 66: Reciprocity
Finally, amidst the public's anticipation, the Bailuxiang Theme Park officially opened, and bookings were already booked several years into the future. Jiang Yan and Bailu were finally freed from their daily grind and returned to their normal lives.
Exhausted, Bai Lu returned to her nest, which she had regarded as a cage, without saying a word. She vowed not to sleep until the end of time, and would never leave the house even if she threatened to die.
Jiang Yan also hurriedly returned to the internet-addicted youth to apologize to his brother Sam, whom he had neglected for a long time.
You have to know that during this period, even though Jiang Yan could only go online at midnight, and was basically in a state of physical exhaustion, and was exhausted after playing a few games and had to rest, Sam never complained. Even in the middle of the night, he would still invite Kafka and Silver Wolf to build a room, and even comforted Jiang Yan that he didn't need to force himself to go online, and just rest more if he was tired.
Is this a brother? Compared to Yan Qing, who cooed and dowled all day long, and often rewarded himself with a creative new game, this guy is simply a cyber godfather, okay?
In order to compensate this sparring partner who was so hard to find even with a lantern, Jiang Yan decided to give him a gift as a reward.
However, Star Core Hunters were serious criminals in the Immortal Boat. If they openly bought something and sent it over, they would most likely be called in for questioning by the Earth Horizontal Division or even the Ten Kings Division. Jiang Yan thought about it and decided to find an off-planet purchasing agent.
"Miss Pera, are you busy?"
Although he held a grudge against the "runaway prince," the friendship they had shared while fighting side by side remained unchanged. Upon receiving the news, Pera immediately responded enthusiastically to Jiang Yan:
"Hey, Jiang Yan? Long time no see, what's going on?"
"Look, I have a gift that's inconvenient for me to deliver myself. Could you please help me purchase it and mail it to me?"
"A top-quality women's coat made of ice wolf fur, about 170cm tall, size medium; a newest handheld game console from Interstellar Peace Company; a complete set of the latest Bailuxiang merchandise; and a bottle of the highest-grade mechanical lubricant. I'll send you the address later."
"Wait a minute, you asked me, Bronya's intelligence officer, to help you purchase women's coats?" After seeing this, Pera could hardly believe her eyes and glasses.
If it weren't for the communication terminal, she would have wanted to summon a floating cannon on the spot and directly tell this bastard "Enemy data collection completed".
170cm is amazing! Medium size is amazing! Bronya is not short at all!
"What's wrong? Is it inconvenient?" Jiang Yan didn't understand why he hesitated for such a simple task. He could just use the portable terminal to place the order!
"Gift, have you forgotten someone?" For this kind of sub-empty crystal wall brain, Pella had to change the hint into an explicit one.
"Oh, sorry, sorry, it's my fault. Pella, why don't you buy yourself a size 160? It's my treat, and we can just settle the bill together at the end."
Hearing Pella's words, Jiang Yan suddenly realized. There was no such thing as asking someone to do something for you at the last minute, and even asking for it for free. He immediately rushed to remedy the situation.
"You're so short! What I mean is why don't you give one to Bronya?" Pella was so angry that she switched to voice mode and yelled at the portable terminal.
I'm 158cm tall, sorry! I'm sorry my coat is too small! I'll go find your 170cm size and buy it!
Jiang Yan was the first person who could make an extremely calm intelligence officer so angry.
After opening the voice chat, Jiang Yan was startled by the girl's roar. He then realized that the scandal between him and Bronya did not seem to disappear with his escape.
This...it's been so long, don't you Beloberg people have any new news to report?
But after thinking about it carefully, whether from the perspective of a friend or from the perspective of ruining the reputation of an unmarried girl, it seemed that it was indeed wrong for him to have said nothing for so long. Thinking of this, Jiang Yan quickly followed suit:
"It's you again, Pella. I was indeed negligent. So, buy Bronya another one and give it to her. We can just settle the payment together at the end. I'll contact her later."
This person is beyond saving...
I bought three pieces of the same dress as gifts for three ladies. Do you want us to take a photo together?
Seeing Jiang Yan's irritating reply, Pella completely gave up on teaching this useless son to learn his lesson. Instead, she used her authority within the Silver Mane Iron Guard and gave a direct order:
"I'll send you a link later. Use your own account to take a picture of this dress, have the seller pack it in a gift box, and mail it to Krippenburg for Bronya. Do you understand?"
"Don't even think about asking me to do anything for you until you've done all this, idiot!"
After sending this message, Pera was so angry that she used all her strength as a drummer and slammed the novel she cherished so much in her hand on the table, as if she was hitting Jiang Yan's head.
Others may not know, but as an intelligence officer, how could she not see a hint of melancholy in Bronya's nonchalant behavior during this period?
What kind of vision is this? How could you be interested in such a person?
...Alas, how can I not be attracted to such a person?
Thinking of this, Pella sighed.
No matter how beautiful a fairy tale is, when you turn the last page and the brave man defeats the devil, all that remains is reality.
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