Jiang Yan didn't want this ghost fire vixen sister to burn herself to ashes one day because of the power of destruction, and be laughed at by all the suns until the end of the universe.

However, Tingyun just said jokingly:

"Are you worried about me? Little Jiang, you're such a good kid! When you became my perfect creation, my future depended on you!"

Hearing Tingyun's words, Jiang Yan immediately patted his chest and promised:

"Leave it to me! Don't worry, sister. I will definitely try my best to find a solution for you while I'm still alive!"

However, facing Jiang Yan's assurance, Ting Yun just laughed until his flames flickered and then revealed the shocking news:

"No, Xiao Jiang, it's literally 'on you'!"

"Since the power within you, Xiao Jiang, has miraculously coexisted, then I, your dumb, unlucky sister who can't find a perfect body, have decided to merge with you, Xiao Jiang, and become part of your power. What? You're not welcome?!"

"W-what? Is this really possible?"

Jiang Yan never expected that what Tingyun said would be such a hardcore "on you".

Although he didn't mind letting Tingyun stay in his body all the time, Tingyun was not the little sister No. 3 from before. Once he used all his strength to drive the protective flame, could she still shrink into a small ball?

However, Jiang Yan still underestimated Tingyun's imagination, as well as the Suiyang clan's strange values ​​and gameplay:

"Of course not! So, I'm going to use your flesh and blood, Xiao Jiang, as the raw material and have those geniuses create a brand new body for me. Then, I can merge with you at any time, Xiao Jiang."

"Xiao Jiang, tell me, do you want me to be transformed into the armor you've always wanted?"

Oops, I've Been Haunted by a Fool!: Chapter 91: The Power of the Swarm

Ever since Ting Yun got rid of his fox body and set himself free, Jiang Yan felt that his three views were being shattered by this guy every moment.

Even so, he hadn't fallen so far as to accept something as perverted as wearing his sister all the time. She was once a fox-person, not a fox. Could she really turn into a fox scarf and wear it around her?

But... Warframe?

Jiang Yan couldn't help but immediately think of Iron Man, Kamen Rider and a large group of other figures in his mind... Damn, I'm so greedy!

If you hold your sister's transformation device in your hand, instantly put on a suit of iron armor, and then imitate Sam to recite all kinds of cool lines, wouldn't that be super cool?

Wait a minute! I'm just a flesh-and-blood person. Even if my sister uses it to make a new body, it's still a flesh-and-blood body. How can it be made into an iron armor? A fox fur coat is more appropriate.

What's even more terrifying is that if I keep wearing this evil-minded thing, it will turn into a tentacle armor and tease me every day!

Jiang Yan, feeling cheated, said angrily:

"You're lying to me again! I'm not some tin man, how could I possibly make armor? And with my immortal power, can I even create dragon scales?"

Seeing Jiang Yan's expression full of expectation but suddenly disappointed, Ting Yun chuckled and said:

"Dragon scale armor? As long as Xiao Jiang can fully withstand my destructive power, stay with Bai Lu for a few more years, or take a trip to the Zhu Ming Immortal Boat, I can probably transform it for you."

Tingyun's hint made Jiang Yan's face turn red immediately. When he thought about how this guy had deliberately designed various close contacts between him and Bai Lu since he was a child, he could not think about the originally normal treatment and recuperation.

Fortunately, Tingyun, who had just eaten a big meal not long ago, did not intend to pursue the victory, but continued:

"But this time, my sister's new body is only related to the power you are about to gain, Xiao Jiang. Question: What power of destiny is the opposite of the power of destruction?"

Jiang Yan thought for a moment and replied:

"Abundance? No, there's no way the space station could have a better miracle of abundance than Jianmu..."

"That's the power of protection? That's not right. If I want the power of protection, just take me to Pier Point to find Topa..."

At this point, Jiang Yan suddenly remembered the transaction from long ago, and his expression suddenly changed:

"Sister, are you crazy? You're not planning to ask me to obtain the power of reproduction! No, you had this plan from the beginning?"

However, Tingyun teased heartlessly:

"That's right, I'm anxious to have a niece. Xiao Jiang, go get the power of 'breeding' and give me a bunch of adorable nieces!"

"Give birth to you, you big-headed ghost!"

Jiang Yan never expected that his ghost fire vixen sister actually wanted him to obtain the power of "reproduction".

What's the use of that thing? Can I also come up with a Luofu cloth seed and increase the population of Luofu from tens of billions to hundreds of billions in one go, and kill the people of abundance by relying on the number of people?

Or maybe, like Sun Wukong, he could pull out a handful of hair and transform it into countless copies of himself, beating his enemies into pulp? The people of Luofu haven't read Journey to the West, so it would be strange if they didn't treat themselves like a swarm of living insects!

Jiang Yan couldn't think of any reliable use for the power of "reproduction," which only allowed for infinite replication. Even if his destiny reached a high enough point, he couldn't just shout "I am the Zerg" in the middle of a fight, then summon a swarm of Zerg to maul the enemy, while also killing everyone in a dozen surrounding star systems. That would be too cruel!

The more Jiang Yan thought about it, the more he felt that he had been cheated. He was so angry that he began to try to induce some negative emotions that Tingyun didn't like. However, he was easily interrupted by Tingyun with a sweet gasp and a trace of thought that could evoke the crazy emotions of last night. In desperation, he could only return a firm attitude of non-cooperation to this bad sister.

Seeing Jiang Yan sulking, Tingyun, who doted on him, had no choice but to give up teasing him and said seriously:

"Be good, Xiao Jiang. Just like when we were at Yalilo No. 6, strength never lies. Just listen to your sister."

Whether it was "fertility," "reproduction," or even "preservation," Huanlong had conducted long-term research and experimentation on any power that might save her from self-destruction.

In Tingyun's opinion, Jiang Yan's current power balance is not stable. With his rapid growth in strength, the power of preservation becomes stronger day by day, but the power of abundance remains stagnant. If she had not constantly used the power of destruction to neutralize it, and the power of immortality to constantly repair and stabilize this balance, this miraculous coexistence would probably have been broken long ago.

Obtaining the power of abundance was too dangerous for his younger brother, and it was also too sensitive in the Immortal Boat. So from the very beginning, Tingyun placed the second step after Jiang Yan obtained the power of preservation on introducing the power of "breeding". So in the face of Jiang Yan's doubts, Tingyun just smiled and said:

"Xiao Jiang, don't believe all the outdated information on the Immortal Boat. Although the Insect King has fallen, the power of "breeding" and the insect swarms have never left. Even now, countless insect swarms still exist in the universe. I'm not the only one secretly researching this power. Don't forget Ms. Ruan Mei, she's our partner this time."

It would have been fine if he hadn't said that. But after he did, Jiang Yan felt this power was even more dangerous. If the researchers studying the power of reproduction were all hardcore ruthless individuals like his sister or Ms. Ruan Mei, who frequently used pheromones to manipulate others' emotions, then this locust plague would likely return sooner or later with even greater force.

Of course, Jiang Yan's criticism could not escape Tingyun's perception. She did not dislike Jiang Yan's kindness, but patiently explained:

"Simply speaking of the safety of power, the fallen Star God's 'Fertility' power is far safer than the 'Fertility' power. If the Fertility power didn't embody the Pharmacist's will, Huanlong's experiment wouldn't necessarily have failed. Don't you think it's better to use power without a master, Xiao Jiang, rather than using power in someone else's hands?"

Perhaps because this reason was not sufficient, Tingyun added:

"What's more, Xiao Jiang, I am an energy creature. How can I be controlled by the power of "reproduction"?"

Ah, that's right. Jiang Yan finally discovered the blind spot he had been ignoring.

Aside from the power of "reproduction," the insect swarm without any thoughts is certainly the nemesis of her sister, but as a member of the Sui Yang clan, she is also the nemesis of the power of "reproduction."

Although this guy looks like a fox spirit, he is ultimately just a ball of will-o'-the-wisp that can only split and cannot give birth to new life.

If that’s the case, then what is there to be afraid of... No way!

Just imagining his sister's endless routines and bizarre values, Jiang Yan felt that he had to make some preparations in advance:

"We agreed not to create a ton of copies of you. I'm already having a headache!"

"Don't worry, don't worry, sister won't do anything as stupid as Huanlong!"

"We agreed in advance that I'm not allowed to have any weird things like offspring, and I'm not allowed to look weird. I still want to go back to Luofu!"

"Don't worry, don't worry, Xiao Jiang is still the best like this!"

"We agreed in advance that you can only transform into the armor when fighting. Normally, you can stay in my body or transform into a human form."

"Don't worry, don't worry, Xiao Jiang's body is the most comfortable!"

Seeing Tingyun's straightforward agreement, Jiang Yan finally accepted this unconventional power acquisition plan out of trust in her. However, one question lingered in his mind:

——The power of preservation is fine, but if you really want the power of reproduction, abundance, and immortality, wouldn’t that be a little unhuman?

Oops, I've been entangled by a fool! : Chapter 92 Gold Medal Assistance

After reaching an agreement with Tingyun, Jiang Yan quickly opened the jade sign to report his safety to his friends.

I had suddenly fled in panic, and hadn't received any response for a whole day. It would be strange if my friends weren't worried. So Jiang Yan quickly opened the "Hupenglongyouxianzhouren" group and started flooding the forum:

Jiang Yan: "Hello everyone, I'm alive again!"

Bai Lu: "Wow! He's back from the dead! Hurry up and draw the prize!"

Gui Naifen: "Wow! He's back to life! Hurry up and draw the prize!"

Su Shang: "Wow! He's back to life! Hurry up and draw the prize!"

Jiang Yan: "Lottery? What the hell?"

Qing Ni: "Everyone is guessing with prizes. We haven't heard from you for so long. Who kidnapped you along the way? Were you taken to Zhu Ming to become a dragon breeder, or were you taken to Yao Qing to become Shang Shang's adopted husband? Or were you taken to Yu Que to become the Marshal's personal disciple?"

Jiang Yan: "What a mess! I'm safe. I was so anxious to plan my escape route yesterday that I didn't come online to chat with you all."

Jiang Yan blushed bitterly as he said this. He had indeed planned an escape route yesterday, but it was only about escaping from Tingyun's mouth. But he couldn't just tell his friends, "I had a blast all day yesterday and completely forgot about you guys." So Jiang Yan had no choice but to share the anti-tracking route Tingyun had designed for him with his friends.

Although secretly sent away by the Tianbo Division, neither Jiang Yan nor Tingyun believed that those powerful figures with such influence would give up so easily. Even if Jing Yuan didn't say it explicitly, it was clear that someone who even General Luofu didn't want to cause trouble with couldn't be a good person. If they found out too soon, they might track him down to the space station and interrupt his "study journey." If they discovered that he was seeking the power of reproduction, oh no! It would be a disaster!

Therefore, in Tingyun's plan, Jiang Yan planned to spend a few days on Yalilo 6 to leave some traces. He would mislead the pursuers into thinking that he was hiding in Beloberg, and then secretly seek the cover of his good friend Topa, and sneak along the route between Beloberg and Interstellar Peace Company to the Black Tower Space Station.

Seeing that Jiang Yan obviously could not prepare an escape plan in a short time, the friends calmed down and continued to tease him with laughter.

Qing Ni: "It turned out that it was Yanqing and Shangshang who guessed it right! I admit defeat. Next weekend, we'll treat you at Shangziwei!"

Yan Qing: "Haha, I knew Brother Jiang wouldn't be so easy to catch!"

Su Shang: "The main reason is that I know my mother better. If she really wanted to come, she would have to beat me up first and then arrest people. Since I didn't get beaten, it must be that she didn't come!"

Gui Naifen: "Shangshang, your childhood is really too sympathetic..."

It was not until then that Jiang Yan discovered that there were already over 99 unread chat records in the group. Flipping through them, he saw countless pages of his friends' fantasies about being caught by some big shot and being taken back to play all kinds of strange roles. He was immediately furious.

Jiang Yan: "You bunch of bastards, can you please think of me a little better?"

Bai Lu: "You deserved it! Who told you to suddenly disappear without a word? Do you know how scary it is to suddenly disappear in the Immortal Boat? I almost asked Master Jackdaw if you were captured by your demonic body."

Jiang Yan: "Stop it, I'm just an ordinary human. Even if I die, it's not my turn to be caught by the Ten Kings!"

Qing Ni: "What? Xiao Jiang is actually an ordinary human?"

Gui Naifen: "What? Xiao Jiang is actually an ordinary human?"

Su Shang: "What? Xiao Jiang is actually an ordinary human?"

Bai Lu: "What? Xiao Jiang is actually an ordinary human?"

Yan Qing: "What? Brother Jiang is actually an ordinary human?"

Jiang Yan: "That's enough! Let's stop talking for now. I still need to contact a few friends to pick me up. Let's talk after I'm settled."

Yan Qing: "Okay, then Brother Jiang, have a safe trip. I look forward to your return after completing your studies so we can fight again!"

Qing Ni: "Come on! Be careful not to get into trouble. I managed to evade the pursuit of the immortal boat people, but ended up being detained by that indigenous queen!"

Gui Naifen: "Don't panic even if you get arrested, Xiao Jiang, you still have us as your friends! Don't forget to invite us to your wedding. We can always help you fill the family section."

Su Shang: "Yes, as long as we prepare the wedding candy, we will definitely keep our mouths shut and not let you, Xiao Jiang, be captured a second time."

What a bunch of bastards! Faced with his companions' crazy teasing, Jiang Yan angrily set "Hupenglongyouxianzhouren" to "Do Not Disturb" for a day. Only then did he angrily close Yuzhao, open the universal portable terminal, and contact Bronya.

Although he nominally ran away from the marriage, Jiang Yan did not cut off contact with the girl who had experienced huge storms together, so he naturally sent her a greeting:

"Bronya, are you busy?"

"Fortunately, I just finished a speech and am on my way back to Klippeburg."

Bronya quickly attached a photo of Beloberg on the street taken from a car window.

"By the way, I really like the bracelet you gave me last time. Thank you. I wonder if you ate the cheese I gave you?"

“It was delicious, but unfortunately it was quickly eaten up by my friends because it was so good.”

Jiang Yan recalled how Bai Lu, who came to treat him, had seized a large bag of cheese as medical fee like a hungry dragon pouncing on its prey, and shook his head helplessly.

He didn't have any interest in giving gifts to his friends, but his exclusive purchasing agent, Miss Pera, disagreed. If he didn't give Bronya some gifts, he wouldn't be able to order her around.

Ever since they gave a gift to the Star Core Hunters, Silver Wolf and Kafka seemed to have opened some strange door. They often asked Jiang Yan for some inexpensive gifts or even desserts for various reasons, which were not convenient for them to buy as wanted criminals. Of course, they would also give Jiang Yan all kinds of strange but obviously much more expensive gifts through various channels.

Jiang Yan had no objection to this kind of gift-giving between friends, but the strange thing was that every time they insisted that no matter what the gift was, they must also bring a copy of the robot Brother Sam, which made Jiang Yan completely confused.

I've already bought it, so why not bring some lubricant, rust remover, and metal paint to Brother Sam? As for the little cakes and bows you requested, can Brother Sam actually burn them and convert them into energy?

But since the good-tempered Sam had no objection, Jiang Yan had no choice but to let it go. He always asked Pella to buy three or five gifts for him and gave them to the group of friends who often appeared in the "Interstellar Peace Report". He also bought a gift specified by Pella as a "purchasing fee" for Bronya.

As for Bronya, the Great Guardian, she needed to maintain a perfect image in front of her people. Whenever she felt nervous, hesitant, or negative, she would often talk to Jiang Yan. As a result, their relationship became even closer than before they left Beloberg.

Although she really wanted to continue chatting with Jiang Yan, as a Great Guardian, her daytime schedule was almost packed to the minute. Seeing that the gate of Krippenburg could be seen from the car window, Bronya had to reluctantly get to the point:

"That's okay. I'll give you some more later. By the way, is there anything I can help you with?"

"Well, I'll be coming to Beloberg tomorrow for some matters. What time are you free? We can talk in detail then."

"For you, of course, you're free all day."

After typing this, Bronya suddenly felt that this sentence was too easy to be misunderstood, and quickly added:

"What I mean is that as Beloberg's eternal friend, any time is a time for us to welcome friends to visit."

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