Taboo Manual for Raising a Succubus Girlfriend!

"Then why are you always late?"

"Ah...it's because we live so close that we become careless!"

"No excuses allowed. If you're late again, I won't cover it up for you anymore!"

"Why is this happening?! Xiao Yuyi, aren't we best friends?!"

...

The young girls' childish voices echoed in the old apartment building.

The setting sun sank into the horizon, and only a half circle remained as if it was about to melt, dyeing the clouds and the tiled corridor yellow.

Two petite figures carrying backpacks stood in front of the wooden door.

"Key, key~?"

Yaya hummed an unknown tune, squatted down, skillfully lifted the carpet, took out the key hidden underneath, and inserted it into the door lock.

With a click, he unlocked the door, turned around, smiled brightly, and said, "I'm welcome."

"Welcome to my Yaya Miaomiao House. Xiao Yuyi can't wait, come in quickly!"

"..."

In contrast to her toothy smile, Yu Yi's expression was serious as she asked:

"Tooth, are you just going to leave your house keys under the carpet like that?"

"Yeah. If I carry it with me, I always end up losing it accidentally. Is that a problem?"

"Aren't you afraid..."

Yu Yi pursed her lips, gripped the shoulder strap of her schoolbag, and said uncertainly:

"Aren't you afraid that thieves will break into your house?"

"Ah~" Facing Yu Yi's worry, Yaya's smile became even brighter. The setting sun illuminated her jagged teeth, and she said carelessly:

"I'm not afraid! I don't have anything valuable at home anyway. Besides, there are no thieves these days."

The crime rate in the demon world is very low, very, very low, infinitely close to zero. At least the news newspapers rarely report any criminal incidents. There are actually quite a lot of defenseless people like Yaya.

"It might not be a thief, it could be something else dangerous..."

Yu Yi lowered her head, looked at her pigeon-toed feet, and muttered softly.

"Hyuuga-chan is really insecure. What do you mean by 'dangerous things'?"

"For example, the devil..."

Magical girl.

Yu Yi almost said it out loud.

However, these four simple words, like a fishhook, hooked her heart and caused her to feel an indescribable pain.

“No, nothing…”

She shook her head and swallowed the words back.

"Magical Girl Horror Picture Book (All Ages)" clearly states that magical girls will attack disobedient bad children in the middle of the night, even good children, and swallow them all into their stomachs, so you must lock the door when you sleep.

Yuyi heard this story when she was a child and was so scared that she couldn't sleep for half a month. Later, she developed the habit of locking the door. She even looked through the peephole before opening the door to make sure it was not a bad person before opening the door.

Although magical girls are very scary, but...as for Yaya, she should be safe, right?

After all, she is a fool.

Just like zombies don’t eat brainless idiots, magical girls shouldn’t attack idiots, otherwise they will be infected and become idiots.

"YaYa, it's safe."

Yu Yi felt relieved and said with some envy.

"I always feel like there's something wrong with the way Xiao Yuyi looks at me... But never mind, let's go inside!"

Yaya blinked, quickly put his worries behind him, and invited his friend into his house.

..

Tick-tock

(Sound of lights turning on)

"Jiangjiang, this is my castle!"

The moment the light was turned on, the scenery in the room came into Yu Yi's eyes, making her completely stunned, and the shoulder strap of her backpack slipped down to her wrist.

How can I describe it...

It’s a mess. Very, very messy.

Clothes were thrown everywhere, and there were many takeout bags on the ground that had been piled up for who knows how long. Half-eaten snacks were not sealed up, the quilts were gathered into a pile, the wires of electronic devices were all over the ground, the colorful anime peripherals were out of tune with the environment, and a strange sour smell floated in the air.

In the corner, a bowl of instant noodles that has been left for who knows how many weeks has formed its own ecosystem.

"..."

Yu Yi, who has a mild obsession with mysophobia, was instantly horrified and got goosebumps when she saw this scene.

Is this a place where carbon-based life can live?

Is this Yaya’s home, or is this pile of microorganisms’ home?

"Xiao Yuyi, look, look, these are all my collections!"

Yaya looked quite proud, patted his chest, walked to his collection cabinet and showed off the exhibits on it.

First, there are a bunch of action figures, a high-end computer monitor and a game console, as well as a gray middle-parted wig, overalls, and a basketball.

"..."

Seeing this pair of miscellaneous things, Yu Yi's face was covered with black lines and her tail was folded.

“Is this a place to live?”

"Hey?"

“Is this a place to live?”

"Of course! Look, this is the bed, and this is the table for storing miscellaneous items. No! It's the other way around... this is the bed!"

Yaya felt the pressure coming from Yuyi, with beads of sweat on her face, and continued:

"By the way, if Xiao Yuyi doesn't want to sleep on the sofa, you can sleep on the bed. I always sleep on the floor when I'm tired."

Facing the playful and smiling Yaya, Yuyi finally couldn't hold it back anymore, with a blazing fire burning in her cherry eyes:

"This place is basically a garbage dump!"

"Rubbish?!"

Yaya was shocked and a tear hung from the corner of her eye.

"What's going on with this light? Why is it pink? It's almost blinding me!"

Yu Yi pointed at the light above her head, growled in her throat, and asked loudly.

"Ah, isn't that cool? You can even change the colors!"

Yaya came to the controller and the light colors switched "tick-tick" to red, yellow, blue, green, cyan and purple, and the house immediately turned into a dance hall.

"There is no such function at all!"

"Useless?! It seems to be useless..."

"Don't waste money!"

Yu Yi gritted her teeth and became even more annoyed.

"And what's with this pile of garbage? Why isn't it cleaned up?"

"Ah... I was planning to clean it up last week, but it was so troublesome that I decided to put it off until 'tomorrow'. Then tomorrow and tomorrow, and before I knew it, it's been put off until now."

Yaya scratched his head, not reflecting at all, and laughed heartily, "Ahahahaha."

"Why don't you wash these clothes? Don't we need to wear them tomorrow?"

"Don't worry about that! Xiao Yuyi, let me tell you a little trick!"

Yaya hooked her finger and was about to say something mysteriously. Yuyi reluctantly moved closer and heard:

"Just spray it with air freshener and wear it. No one will notice!"

"No wonder you always smell weird...!"

Yu Yi's face turned green. She quickly moved away from the other person and pinched her nose.

"At least, put your things in the closet. Isn't there still room over there?"

Yuyi bent down and picked up the debris on the ground. She already knew how bad Yaya's living habits were, so she planned to make it easier and start from the most basic places.

"no!"

Yaya quickly stood in front of the cabinet, not allowing Yu to get close:

"This is a figurine cabinet. How can you put this pile of garbage with my wife?"

"you.."

Yu Yi's face turned red with anger. She pointed at the figurines in the cabinet, her cherry eyes wavering slightly as she stammered:

"These cartoon dolls...why do the girls wear so little clothes? How shameless!"

"This is anime, not a cartoon! Don't look at them weirdly, they're works of art!"

Yaya straightened her back, breathed out through her nose, and retorted righteously.

"Okay....what about this pile of snacks? Why not throw it away?"

"There's still a little left, don't waste food, Xiao Yuyi, you're so stupid."

"You guy..."

Yu Yi, who was being taught a lesson in return, had veins popping out on her forehead and pressed her fist down.

If she wasn't living under someone else's roof, she would have pressed Yaya's head into the bathtub, cleaned it inside and out, and would not let go until two hours later.

"Xiao Yuyi, don't worry about it. Let's start doing some things that adults can do. I can teach you how to climb Dua Lang."

Yaya hooked her fingers on the shoulder strap of her schoolbag, threw it down in a seductive manner, and came over stickily, hugged Yuyi's arm, and rubbed her barren chest gently.

"What do you mean by something that only adults can do?"

Yu Yi tilted her head, her tail bent into the shape of a question mark, and asked in confusion.

"Hehe~"

Yaya grinned, revealing an evil smile. A hint of coldness flashed across his vampire pupils, and his tongue licked his lips:

"Of course, what adults can do is..."

..

"drop"

Yaya flipped the switch on the game console, the mechanical sounds began to play, and the screen began to appear...

A monster dressed as a magical girl was chasing the demons around in the dim village, carrying a chainsaw.

"Magical Girl Crisis 4 Gold HD Enhanced Collector's Limited Edition"

"Of course, we play horror games all night long!"

Yaya held his head high, put his hands on his hips and puffed out his chest, looking quite proud.

"..."

Yu Yi was speechless.

Is this really something only adults can do?

As far as she knows, adults have no time to play games, let alone the energy to stay up all night. They have to work hard every day to make a living, let alone stay up late to play games.