My married life with Kiana
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"Will this work?" After hearing the entire plan, even the carefree Herrscher of Knowledge couldn't help but blush and asked shyly.
"Don't worry! This method will definitely work!" Kiana gave a thumbs up to the Herrscher of Consciousness through the small window.
"I, I don't mind..." The Herrscher of Consciousness blushed slightly as he fiddled with a strand of hair on his cheek. "But someone as conservative as an old-fashioned guy wouldn't agree, would he?"
Obviously, the Ruler of Consciousness is still conflicted.
But at this moment, Kiana's expression was numb and a little melancholy: "Fu Hua... squad leader, should he go to the confessional next door?"
Even the dignified Herrscher of the End had his eyes dull at this moment: "After seeing the captain's current state, the squad leader will agree..."
“???” The Herrscher of Consciousness tilted his head in confusion, and then after he realized what was happening, his expression became a little horrified.
With the sound of slapping the table, Xiao Shi could be said to have "catapulted off" from the table.
"Tell me clearly, what has the captain become now!" The Herrscher of Knowledge, who was originally fearless, is finally a little panicked.
On the other side... and going back a little bit in time...
Fu Hua slowly walked into the confession room, which was a little unfamiliar to her before. There was the sound of the door closing gently and the slightly dim light above her head.
For some unknown reason, Fu Hua felt a little panicked at this moment.
"Lost lamb, do you want to say something by coming here? Come on, please tell me everything... God will tolerate all sins." A male and slightly holy voice came from the other side of the curtain in the middle of the confessional.
This voice was full of affinity, like the clear water of a mountain stream, which could cleanse people's filthy souls. Fu Hua's heart, which had been a little nervous, could not help but relax at this moment.
My body involuntarily followed the instructions and sat on the only chair in the room.
"Come in and tell me..."
Fu Hua closed her eyes and enjoyed the sound. Her eardrums couldn't help but echo there, as if she was performing a top-notch sound sword show.
She couldn't help but enjoy it there, and then Fu Hua said slowly: "Captain, is that you?"
"Hmm? This voice... is it Fu Hua?" On the other side, Xiang couldn't help but lift the curtain in the middle of the confessional with a little surprise.
Through the small wooden window-like structure in the middle of the curtain, Fu Hua could clearly see the clear eyes of her captain.
Fu Hua couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, because the image in front of her was too unexpected. A slightly old but very clean priest robe was worn neatly on his body.
He held a Bible in one hand, and his red pupils were filled with holy light.
Fu Hua’s first reaction when she saw her captain was, how come her captain became a pastor?
And my second reaction... seeing this image that was untainted by the mud, I subconsciously swallowed my saliva. This holy look...
...I really want someone to blaspheme it...
Chapter 306: Is it a headbutt?
Wait! Why am I having such a strange thought?
Fu Hua, who had reacted, wanted to slap herself twice...
"Fu Hua, Fu Hua, it's truly a waste of your life to have such depraved thoughts in your mind! Are you worthy of your former title of Guardian of Divine Land, the Red Kite Immortal?"
Fu Hua couldn't help but lower her head and reflect, repeatedly "confessing" for having these "dirty" thoughts in her mind.
"Fu Hua! Squad leader! Fu Hua!" was the one who always shouted loudly there.
"Hey! Captain, are you calling me?" He finally came to his senses after lowering his head.
But when he looked up, he saw his captain again, who had already leaned his body out of the small window in the middle of the confessional.
He was so close that he was almost "face to face" with her. Fu Hua leaned back subconsciously in fear.
However, this slightly tilted head angle gave Xiang Lai an opportunity. He lifted the bangs on his forehead and held the back of Fu Hua's neck with his other hand.
He placed his forehead against Fu Hua's and said, "Your face is so red and your temperature is so high. Fu Hua, have you caught a cold recently?"
Looking at the captain's face so close to her, Fu Hua could even feel the warm scent of her captain, like the sun, mixed with a strong masculine scent, which made her feel a little overwhelmed.
"Ahem! Captain, I'm fine..." He frantically struggled to break free from the captain's "restraints", almost "jumping" up from the chair.
She took a few steps back, her back almost touching the back wall of the confessional, and spoke while panting.
He lowered his head and tried to calm himself down, looking at the captain who was standing in front of him.
Fu Hua couldn't help but look around, noticing the captain's charming collarbone. The slightly worn priest's uniform, which drooped slightly due to his bent-over posture, was revealed to Fu Hua. She also saw the captain's charming collarbone and the toned chest muscles he maintained through years of exercise.
As I thought about it, I couldn't help but recall those crazy days and nights in the secret room...
"Puff..." He tilted his head back slightly and a large amount of blood gushed out of his nose, almost gushing out...
"Hey! Fu Hua, are you sure you're okay?" Xiang Lai was shocked by the amount of bleeding in front of him.
He was anxious to get through the small window to see Fu Hua's specific situation, but the small window of the confession room was designed to be very narrow, and he was also quite big in size.
This also led to...
"Oh no! I'm stuck!" At this moment, his hands were pressed on both sides of the small window in the middle of the confessional. Most of his upper body was stretched out, and it was stuck at his waist... and his two legs in the lower body were hanging in the air, unable to touch the ground at all. He had no way to gain leverage and kicked out in one breath!
"How do I feel? Have I seen this posture in some games or comics?" He kept thinking awkwardly while maintaining this posture where he could neither go out nor go in.
Unfortunately, Fu Hua's temporary heavy bleeding on the other side had "stopped" at this moment.
Even though he was there, with his head tilted back and his nose pinched, turning the once sacred confessional into a murder scene...
The atmosphere at the scene suddenly became awkward.
The two of them stared at each other for about half a minute before Xiang couldn't help but speak. Of course, part of the reason was because this position was really uncomfortable: "Um... Fu Hua, are you feeling better?"
"It's okay, Captain... maybe it's because the weather has been dry and the temperature has been high recently, so I've gotten a little irritated. I should be fine if I go back and drink some more herbal tea." Fu Hua reluctantly found an excuse for herself.
However, I also know in my heart that this kind of "treating the symptoms but not the root cause" method can only be maintained temporarily... If I want to maintain it forever, I can only ask the captain for help...
But seeing his captain's "pure" gaze, which lacked any desire...
At the same time, it also reminded me of what Kiana meant when she contacted me today to tell me that the captain's "condition" had worsened again.
However... this childlike innocent captain actually made Fu Hua even more excited. What was going on? She subconsciously stretched out her tongue and licked the "blood" that remained around her lips.
Xiang Lai couldn't help but shrink back, and although he didn't succeed, he still felt that Fu Hua's eyes seemed a little dangerous. Had he seen that kind of look that wanted to eat him up completely before?
How come the Red Kite Immortal, who was originally as noble as a flower on a mountain, has now been tainted by the mundane world and become somewhat...seductive?
Especially the action of licking her lips, which actually spread the blood around the corners of her mouth evenly around her small lips. From this angle, it looks like she has applied a layer of bright lipstick...
This makes people in this state subconsciously feel a little scared.
But now I'm stuck in the middle of this small window, with the weight of my entire body pressed on my stomach. This posture is really uncomfortable...
The quality of this confessional is really good. Although the paint on the outside has peeled off a little after so many years, it is still easy for this seemingly thin layer of wood to support a living person.
It still stands there firmly, without any sign of shaking.
Fortunately, Fu Hua and the noise she made here successfully attracted the attention of the other side.
When the Herrscher of Knowledge and Kiana arrived at the confession room, they saw this strange scene...
He was stuck in the middle of the small window, looking at Kiana and pulling the corner of his mouth in an awkward smile.
On the other side, Fu Hua was pinching her nose, with blood stains around her cheeks and on her upper body clothes.
Looking at this strange "crime scene", Xiao Shi was stunned for a moment, then his brain worked frantically and rapidly, and finally the famous detective Herrscher Shi came to a bold conclusion.
"Captain, you had an argument with Old Antique, and then you couldn't help but fly over and hit him with your head? As a result, you got yourself stuck there!" The Herrscher of Consciousness said with sudden realization.
"How is this possible!" Xiang Lai and Fu Hua shouted almost at the same time.
Chapter 307: Xiao Aiyi's Final Strike
Kiana covered her forehead and said, "Let's stop making trouble and get the captain out of there first."
He slowly walked in front of Xiang Lai, feeling a strange sense of dislocation. He stretched out his index finger and poked the captain's elastic cheek: "It's really strange. Usually, I am the one who makes mistakes and then you, Captain, come to help me clean up..."
"I didn't expect that you, Captain, would make mistakes too." Kiana smiled mischievously, not knowing why she always wanted to tease her captain like this.
Even though she is now married with children and is a mother of a grown-up child, you can still see the shadow of a young girl in Kiana today.
It's like there's someone who's always by her side, and whenever she sees him, he lets her act like a spoiled child...
And that person was undoubtedly the captain in front of her. Thinking of this, Kiana couldn't help but sigh there. It was true that she had never escaped from the captain's palm since she met him.
Just like the naughty Monkey King, who couldn't jump out of the Five Finger Mountain...
"Stop it, Kiana." Seeing Kiana playing there, even though he usually had a calm mind now, he felt a little ashamed.
All of a sudden, he went from being a saint to being a mortal in the mundane world.
Poking left and right there, treating yourself like some kind of oversized toy?
"Haha... Okay, I won't tease you anymore, Captain." Kiana covered her mouth and chuckled and came to the other side of the confessional.
But as soon as I got to this side, I couldn't help but feel my eyes light up: Wow! This... this firm and upright little butt.
Kiana rarely observed the captain from this angle... In a sense, this was also a "small electric motor." It was like a perpetual motion machine that never got tired.
As a Herrscher of the End, he hadn't forgotten that just a few days ago, his captain had truly defeated him, the ultimate boss, head-on...
"Hehehe!" With a strange and uneasy smile on his face, two evil hands, one on the left and one on the right, could not help but put them there. Captain, who told you to make me feel so uncomfortable last night...
After placing his hands on it, he subconsciously "groped" around... The feeling of the tight and taut muscles made him a little fascinated...
"Kiana! What are you doing there?"
Just as this shameful Herrscher of the End was becoming addicted to his position, Fu Hua's slightly conflicting voice rang out from the front: "Hurry and push forward! If we keep pulling hard from the front, we might even break the captain's arm and make him unable to get out."
"Hey, hey! Don't say things so scary!" Xiang Lai's voice sounded a little flustered at this moment.
………………
At the same time, on the other side, little Ai Yi, who had been running and playing like crazy for the whole morning, had fallen into a deep sleep in her little bed.
"Taking care of a child is really hard work." The palm-sized Qianlu doll standing on the cabinet beside the bed was almost as big as herself in her arms. The small pencil wiped the non-existent sweat on her forehead and said so.
I don’t know why, but one day, when this little guy discovered that I could move, I turned from an ordinary doll into a nanny.
Although in the eyes of this little kid, he might just be a doll that has become a spirit.
"By the way, wasn't the captain of the Hyperion acting a little strange the past two days?" Holding a pencil that was almost as tall as himself, the little Herrscher couldn't help but recall the details he had observed in the past few days.
It seemed like I had become even more indifferent there? The Herrscher of the Thousand explained why he suddenly felt this way. However, these days, I've been spending so much time with Xiao Aiyi, and I've noticed that I always seem to miss some key details...
It seems that at least Kiana and Xiang are still quite concerned about the healthy physical and mental growth of their children. At least they don't let them see things that they shouldn't see at this age...
"Huh? I suddenly feel a little bored here alone. I wonder what Kiana and the captain of the Hyperion are doing outside today?" The little puppet simply sat cross-legged on the table, supporting his chin with one hand and thinking.
Ding Dong! Ding Dong... accompanied by the ringing of the doorbell outside.
"The doorbell rang? Who would come at this time?" Some curious Thousand Rulers were also very curious when they heard the doorbell, even though the doll was small now.
But she was a Herrscher after all, and she jumped around very flexibly in Xiao Aiyi's room, which was full of childish decorations that were suitable for her age, and suddenly jumped to the window.
Then, like an elegant little dancer, she slowly walked to the corner of the second floor of the two-story building, passing through the protruding corner of the window that was only a few centimeters wide and extended from the wall of the room.
A little head, smaller than a ping-pong ball, popped out: "Hey? Why are there so many people here? What are those Valkyries planning to do?"
The Thousand Herrschers exclaimed in surprise. At the door were all the Valkyries who were safe and sound except Kiana, Fu Hua and the Herrscher of Knowledge.
However, this time was different from the usual leisurely stroll. Almost all of them were there carrying a lot of things, big and small bags.
"From the looks of it, it looks like we can just move in with our luggage." He stretched out his wooden knuckles and scratched his head, which looked like it was made of the same lump of wood. "But, even though there are a few guest rooms on the second floor... there aren't enough for so many people to stay here at once."
The Herrscher of a Thousand People speculated curiously, "Could it be that these people are planning to tear down the dessert shop on the first floor? And turn it into living quarters?"
"That's unlikely. The captain wouldn't agree to that."
Little Ai, who had been woken up, rubbed her sleepy eyes and drowsily went downstairs to open the door. "Mei's mom? Bronya's mom? ...And others? Why are they all here?"
"Dear moms, Dad and Kiana are not at home today. What are you doing here?" Little Ai asked curiously.
"What's wrong? Little Ai Yi, do you think we are here only for your dad?" You Lan Dale spoke first, and at the same time pinched Little Ai Yi's chubby cheeks lovingly.
When asked this question, Xiao Aiyi thought for a moment and recalled her experiences during this period, then nodded heavily: "Xiao Aiyi is right! After all, all the mothers like dads so much... basically they hang out where there are dads..."
Xiao Aiyi's words silenced everyone present...
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