Not only the guests in Takama-ga-hara, but at this moment, all the heavens and the world were laughing at Xiaolu's actions.
"Damn it! Genius! Xiaolu is such a genius at making people laugh! It's a shame he's not a comedian!"
"Caesar and Chu Zihang's cowherd costumes look quite good, but Xiaolu looks a bit funny!"
"I can't take it anymore! I can't take it anymore! I'm almost dying from laughing, and I can't get rid of those blue flowered boxer shorts!"
"Look at the Whale store manager's expression. He was going for the sexy route, but he never imagined he'd become a comedian!"
"Hahaha, the Whale store manager's face turned green, but he had to endure it. After all, Xiaolu is the boss's treasure!"
All the heavens and the worlds were filled with laughter like thunder.
Take inventory of the light curtain.
Caesar's play had just ended.
The popular BasaraKing was dragged by the guests to play strip dice.
the other side.
Chu Zihang went on stage and began his sashimi Bushido performance.
Lu Mingfei took a short break from going to the toilet when he was called out by the roar of the Whale store manager. He was asked to pour wine for the "Devil Bo Gang" who had named Youjing on behalf of Chu Zihang.
When that huge figure like a mountain of flesh pounced on him, Lu Mingfei almost fainted on the spot. Fortunately, a senior sumo wrestler came to help him, and Chu Zihang returned in time, so he escaped.
Looking at the devil Bogang on Chu Zihang's side and the heavily made-up aunt on Caesar's side, all the lsps in the heavens and the worlds couldn't help but look at the devil on their faces.
I felt like backing off, thinking that being a gigolo wasn't an easy job. You never know whether the next customer you'll face will be a beautiful girl or the devil.
at the same time.
In the dragon world, Kassel Academy is in an uproar.
The boys raised their cameras and kept pressing the shutter buttons.
The girls, even those who had received aristocratic education, were all cursing at this moment.
They were extremely puzzled as to why those ugly women took the opportunity to touch and molest Caesar and Chu Zihang.
I wish I could be there to save the hero.
Some people even posted on the Night Watchman forum, saying they wanted to form a team and apply to go to the cherry blossoms to teach those customers who took advantage of them a lesson.
at this time.
“Ohh ...
"This, this, this... Chairman and Senior Brother Chu..."
"The president and Caesar were dragged to a hotel by the demon Bogang and his gang!"
"Damn it! Boss Caesar and Chu Zihang alone can't handle it, and they've even called Lu Mingfei in as well!"
The explosive scene made countless people open their eyes wide, looking forward to what would happen next.
However, the development of the story is completely different from what people imagined.
Wait until Lu Mingfei is summoned to the private room on the third floor.
What came into view was a scene that looked like a murder scene.
The women lay side by side on the ground, their clothes in disarray.
Chu Zihang took out bags of something that looked like plasticine from a box in the equipment department.
Caesar Dictator's leather sheath was fixed on the outside of his thigh, and the Desert Eagle was inserted in the holsters on both sides of his ribs.
In addition, there are eight magazines filled with Frigga bullets fixed to the waist, as if ready to go to war.
This is exactly what happened. They planned to attack the headquarters of the Snake Eight Clan, Genji Heavy Industries, at night and blow up Kaguya-hime!!!
.......
Chapter 273: Xiaolu and the Devil Bogang.avi! Caesar gets hit by Dabidou! [Subscribe]
"Holy crap! What's going on? The evil demon Bo was just defeated so easily?"
"These flamboyant women clearly came prepared, but...were they knocked over by violence?"
"That shouldn't be the case. I'm afraid Caesar must have done something to the wine, and things are looking bad right now!"
People in all the heavens and worlds were confused at first, and then their eyes lit up as they realized that something big was about to happen.
"As expected, they chose to stay in Takama-ga-hara, not because it was the only option, but because it was close enough to the headquarters of the Snake Eight Families. They have been planning a counterattack. After all, Miss Zhen died because of them!"
From the Zero World, 486 whispered, without a trace of surprise on his face.
"For the noble Caesar and the cold-faced assassin Chu Zihang, being a gigolo is not a pleasant thing; it is definitely a shameful part of their lives. But they didn't shy away from it, because they couldn't stand deception and failure. From the moment they stepped onto land, they were preparing a plan for revenge!"
In the world of Stealing Stars, God's Hand Tan Lang sighed.
"That's the way it should be!"
"Who do those Sakura people think they're messing with?"
"That's our academy's strongest ace dragon-slaying duo!"
"Use this momentum to strike a heavy blow to the Sheqi Eight Clans, Chairman!"
In the Dragon World, the students of Kassel Academy were all excited.
In contrast, the professors looked a little solemn.
It is true that Caesar and Chu Zihang are both the best students in the academy.
But the Sakura Branch and the Snake Eight Families are no ordinary people.
Not to mention that the Sheqi Eight Families also have a new patriarch, Yuan Zhisheng.
According to the existing information, his bloodline is definitely not just A-level.
For the three of them to invade the headquarters of the Eight Snake Families is undoubtedly like a person who wants to die.
"No problem, we have Ming Fei here!"
First of all, Professor Lu Chui Good has always been full of confidence in his students.
Take inventory of the light curtain.
The headquarters trio's preparations are complete.
But before leaving, they still need to leave some evidence.
Caesar pulled the demon Bogang over and put the microphone in her hand, while Chu Zihang took out the customer's mobile phone to take pictures.
Then Chu Zihang sat among the guests wearing a cone hat and sang the birthday song.
There was also Lu Mingfei drinking and gambling with dice with the guests, Chu Zihang and Caesar arm wrestling topless...
Chu Zihang and Caesar would adjust the time on their phones every time they filmed.
In this way, when the guests wake up and see it, they will think that they have spent an unforgettable night with the beautiful boys.
It’s a pity that they couldn’t remember any details because they drank too much, so they could only imagine it.
"If these pictures get out, our reputation will be ruined! And we didn't do anything!"
Lu Mingfei said with some fear.
"Then do you want Chu Zihang and I to go out and wait for you for a while, so that you can do your bad thing?"
Caesar laughed.
"Nonsense! From now on, I will fight alongside you and never leave you! Don't even think about leaving me alone!"
Lu Mingfei's words were unjust.
A world of one's own.
"Hey, that kid Lu Mingfei is actually full of fighting spirit. This is really strange. I feel a little uncomfortable!"
In the temporary workers chat group, Er Zhuang’s message popped up.
Wang Zhenqiu: "I don't think Xiaolu is really full of fighting spirit. After all, if he stays alone, he won't be able to explain himself in the future, and he won't be able to wash away his guilt even if he jumps into the Yellow River!"
Zhang Chulan: "After returning to the academy, if anyone asks, Caesar will tell you about that night Chu Zihang and I stormed into Genji Heavy Industries and blew up Kaguya-hime... Oh, you're asking what Lu Mingfei was doing? I don't know. We left him in a private room with a dozen women in low-cut skirts who were drunk and unconscious! [Funny.jpg]"
Black Tube: "Dragon-slaying hero Lu Mingfei and a woman in a low-cut short skirt.AVI!"
Xiao Zizai: [laughing][laughing][laughing].jpg
Erzhuang: [laughing and crying][laughing and crying][laughing and crying].jpg
The atmosphere in the group is warm.
Take inventory of the light curtain.
The clarion call for counterattack sounded.
The Cowherd trio began to act.
The invasion plan had already been finalized.
It is impossible to get away with it from the front, and the success rate is infinitely close to zero.
The only possibility is to sneak in through the sewer and enter the inner area where there is no access control system.
Fortunately, the entrance to the sewer is on the second underground floor of Takamagahara, so no one will notice them entering and exiting.
The trio went down the iron ladder into the sewer, followed the map for a quarter of an hour, and finally passed through a huge water turbine.
Genji Heavy Industries was already within sight, and people could even hear the sound of people repairing equipment in the underground dock.
A moment later, they arrived at the Iron Dome Temple they had visited before, where fully armed black-clad guards were patrolling everywhere.
The Cowherd trio held their breath and sneaked carefully, and the people in the Ten Thousand Worlds also unconsciously controlled their breathing.
"A note to the front row: you can breathe, no need to control your voice!"
"No! It still doesn't work! Reaching here is already the limit!"
"They can only approach the gate. If they go any further, they will definitely be discovered!"
"That may not be the case. Look, here comes the opportunity!"
Just when people in all worlds thought that the trio's first exploration would fail, there was a sudden turn of events.
When you think there is no way out, there is always a way out. When you reach the bridge, you will find your way out.
The miniature submarines of the Snake Eight Clan arrived through the sewer carrying mysterious cargo.
Just when everyone's attention was attracted by the mysterious cargo.
Chu Zihang seized the opportunity, took the lead, and ran towards the airtight door through the yellow spiral staircase.
Caesar followed closely behind, and Lu Mingfei fell last. In his anxiety, he accidentally made a sound.
Fortunately, nothing happened in the end as the guards' attention was attracted by the shark that was targeting Lu Mingfei.
The shark that originally wanted to treat Lu Mingfei as food ended up becoming his scapegoat.
With the blessing of the goddess of luck, the trio successfully invaded Genji Heavy Industries.
A new problem ensued, that is, they didn't know which floor the Kaguya-sama server was on.
Just as the three of them were discussing which floor to go to, they unexpectedly saw the elevator automatically rise.
By the time they noticed, the elevator had already stopped, and the person who appeared in front of the three of them was Nanami Sakurai, the head of the Sakurai family of the Snake Eight Families, whom they had met once before! ! !
Damn it! ! !
Not only the trio, but people from all realms were also shocked.
Fortunately, Sakurai Nanami did not recognize the three people.
Lu Mingfei and Chu Zihang are both of yellow race. They look inconspicuous with their heads down and hats on.
Caesar, the most likely person to be recognized, managed to get away with it by applying tanning cream on his face.
but,,,
Although he was not recognized, Caesar was still hit by a big bitch, which made him stunned.
Sakurai Nanami obviously mistook them for late members of the Executive Bureau.
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