Zongman, working as a teaching assistant in Trasen

"Huh? What else..."

"Stop talking, Jin-oh! I beg you!!!"

"......ah?"

Looking at Uozuka Saburo who covered his face with his big hands and slowly squatted on the floor and curled up into a ball, and then looking at Silent Suzuka who also covered his face and turned his back, Sakura Shinou was full of question marks. Just as he was about to ask something, the two ears on his head stood up like a rabbit, and his face changed instantly.

"Oh no! Someone's coming! Suzuka-san! Let's run!"

"Huh? Eh? Um, Uozuka-sensei?"

"...Go quickly, don't let anyone catch you."

Keeping his face covered, Uozuka Saburo remained silent for two seconds before softening his tone and saying softly, "Also, I'll probably be out today or tomorrow. There won't be any problems, so don't worry."

"...Yeah, okay~"

The cloudy expression on her face instantly turned sunny, and Silent Suzuka smiled softly and said, "I believe in you, Teacher. I'm waiting for you outside~"

"Go ahead, go ahead. Remember to run separately from that idiot, don't let him get caught in one fell swoop."

"Hi!"

Like a breeze blowing by, the emerald green figure of the horse girl disappeared in front of the small window, leaving silently, which was very consistent with her name.

"...Huh~ I'm finally leaving."

Climbing up from the floor and sitting cross-legged, Uozuka Saburo sighed deeply and suddenly shouted to the shadows outside the basement door, "Aren't you coming out yet? I've been listening over there for a while. There's no need to be so sneaky, right?"

"Ahaha, I didn't expect you to find out, Mr. Uozuka."

With a tuft of white hair on his forehead and dressed in his usual Tresen Academy uniform, Student Council President Rudolph symbolically walked out from the corner and said with a relaxed expression, "Even Suzuka-san, who is very sensitive to auras, didn't notice me. You really are different, Mr. Uozuka?"

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Chapter 20: Do you really know what "horse jump" is?

"No, no, I just work out a little in my spare time, so I'm a bit sensitive to this."

With a casual laugh, Uozuka Saburo looked at Rudolph, who walked straight into the basement without any fear of him, and said with a sense of vigilance, "By the way, why didn't you disclose my current situation to them? If I had explained it to them properly, even Sakura Shin-oh wouldn't have been so foolish as to play such a bizarre game as 'prison break'—did the chairman forget?"

"Oh, you look quite worried about them?" Rudolph casually took a stool and sat down, saying with a symbolic smile, "As an administrative teacher who has only been on the job for less than three days, you've surprisingly garnered so much attention in such a short time. Not only have several students from the middle and upper divisions come forward to appeal for your rights, but there's even a horsegirl like Sakura Shinou who risked her own life to try and rescue you—shouldn't you feel honored?"

"Me? I'm not honored at all!?"

Uozuka Saburo couldn't help but slap the ground hard and complained loudly, "Other people are fine, but as the student council president, don't tell me you don't know what kind of character that girl Jin Wang is?"

"Haha~ Of course, after all, electing class chairpersons for each grade is the student council's job~"

Rudolf, seemingly recalling something amusing, couldn't help but chuckle. He shook his head and said, "Well, although that child is a bit reckless, she possesses an almost instinctive ability to distinguish between good and evil. Even though her methods are a bit extreme, she's acting entirely according to her own wishes. We at Tresen Academy really encourage such spontaneous behavior, you know?"

"Even if it means going against the school and forcibly taking the prisoners?"

"Well, it's the same even if you're kidnapped." Rudolf tilted his head and smiled symbolically. "You're not a prisoner anyway. Even if you're kidnapped, it would just be a misunderstanding. It won't cause you any trouble."

"Hehe...who knows." Uozuka Saburo turned his head away and muttered.

It won't bother him. It will bother him a lot!

As an organizational cadre who can always follow big brother 007 to carry out missions in an orderly manner, Uozuka Saburo has excellent abilities in both adapting to circumstances and overall planning. It's just that he has never shown this because he has a big brother who is better than him leading the way.

Although he had a spur-of-the-moment decision to shoot the male teacher with the modified starting pistol, and had not initially anticipated the situation becoming what it was, he had almost instantly guessed all the possible situations that might occur afterwards, and in just a few tens of seconds, he had prepared a response plan in his mind, which he executed steadily and resolutely.

He modified a starting pistol to fire? And then he injured someone with it? So what?

Everyone saw how urgent the situation was. If that claw had fallen, either the teacher would have died suddenly or the horse girl would have been injured. If they wanted to deal with it, the minimum result would have been compensation for all medical expenses and a public apology. If they had been left with a disability or some other situation with endless consequences, it would have been even more troublesome. God knows how much resources would have been consumed to settle it.

But now?

The most crucial horse girl was unharmed, and the teacher-student conflict that had the potential to become an educational scandal was transformed into an issue of gun safety and operation methods. The conflict was completely transferred from Wusheng Suzuka and the male teacher to between Uozuka Saburo and the male teacher, and the scope of influence was narrowed to the internal academic system of Tresen Academy.

What is this? This is how a big thing becomes a small thing, a small thing becomes nothing! ?

Although an injury incident did eventually occur, the school temporarily detained him for one night as suggested by the police just in case, but this was essentially just a pretense: firstly, the modification marks on the starting gun had long been erased by Uozuka Saburo, and it looked like it had simply exploded due to disrepair; secondly, the male teacher did not suffer any substantial injuries, only his shoulder was swollen by the iron block of the gun head that hit him at high speed, and not even a drop of blood was shed, and his daily activities were not affected at all.

On one side is the idiot teacher who has been seen by everyone publicly beating students and will definitely be fired in the future. On the other side is the heroic teacher who acts decisively and is not afraid of worldly opinions, cares about students and is willing to take punishment, and "inadvertently" helps the school avoid a huge trouble. Can the small but ambitious chairman not tell which side to lean on?

Even if that young man eventually complains to the forces behind him and asks them to help deal with him, what will happen?

Strictly speaking, he is still carrying out a part of the mission assigned by the organization. If you dare to mess with him, do you really think the organization is doing charity?

Therefore, since Ma Niang from the infirmary carefully bandaged his right hand and he was "imprisoned" in this "cell" with a soft bed, air conditioning and a private bathroom, Uozuka Saburo has not had even the slightest worry. He slept very comfortably the whole night, from 10:30 pm to waking up naturally at 8:00 am, and his body and mind were fully rested.

————Then, Prince Jin came, and then, his blood pressure rose...

I really didn't expect this... The students in Tresen Academy are too bold.

Which ordinary junior high school or high school student is not afraid of his teachers and is as scared as a quail and dares not say a word when something big happens?

Even the few who were brave enough to resist would at least consider the impact on the school and their own future careers, and at most would just stage a protest. How could they just come and break into the prison without saying anything?!

It's said that horse girls have wild temperaments, and Uozuka Saburo had prepared himself for it, but he never expected them to be this wild...

If Rudolph hadn't deliberately made some noise just now, King Jin's single-minded thinking might have actually made the "feat" of dismantling the fence and forcibly dragging him out of the small window. Then his plan would have been completely ruined...

But then again, this Rudolph symbolizes...it doesn't seem simple, does it?

Uozuka Saburo glanced at the leisurely girl in front of him and muttered to himself.

According to general rules, such matters involving teachers' internal affairs should be handled by their direct superiors or the person in charge of the relevant management issues. No matter how you look at it, it should never be her turn as the student union president to do it.

Then why did she appear here at this point in time, and looked like she wanted to talk to him?

Also, everything she said since she came in seemed to have a hidden meaning... Could it be that she noticed something unusual, or found a flaw in her forged documents?

"Mr. Uozuka, do you remember the question I asked you when we first met the day before yesterday?"

"......Um?"

Uozuka Saburo was stunned at first, his train of thought interrupted. Then, recalling his experience less than seventy-two hours earlier, he nodded vigorously and said, "Of course I remember. You asked me if I knew the meaning of the phrase 'horse jump,' is that the question?"

"Yes, that's right." Rudolph nodded symbolically and looked at Uozuka Saburo. "You gave the standard answer of 'dance moves,' and I had no objection to it at the time. I just thought that there was still a long time to come, and I would eventually get to see your true thoughts... But now, I can't wait any longer."

"...What are you talking about? What exactly do you mean?"

Uozuka Saburo was bewildered by what he said, and before he could grasp the meaning behind it, he saw the man straighten his back, look at him seriously, and say, "This is about the academy's deployment, Mr. Uozuka. Please answer this question seriously and sincerely: Do you really know what a 'horse jump' is?"

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Chapter 21: The Legend of the "Man-Eating Mare"

This time, if Uozuka Saburo couldn't guess the deeper meaning behind the other party's words, it would be a waste of his ability to survive for so many years in an organization full of villains:

This "horse jump" is really a slang...

It was a bit of a miscalculation. Uma Musume, the world's most profitable business, but one that is completely ignored by the organization due to its public nature, is not that simple after all.

The guys in the Intelligence Department are really a bunch of good-for-nothings... I'll have to go to my boss and complain about them when I get time. They couldn't even write down such important industry jargon clearly.

But... maybe this is actually a good thing?

Quickly sorting out these questions in his mind, Uozuka Saburo ended his feigned contemplation. With a look of five parts seriousness, three parts puzzlement, and two parts solemnity, he looked directly into Rudolph's symbolic eyes and said, "I'm sorry, but no matter how hard I try to recall the word you mentioned, all I can think of is the line from that song and dance. So, what exactly does it mean? Can you tell me?"

"......Huh~"

After observing for a moment, and intuitively confirming that the other party was truly unaware of the filthy nature of the words, Rudolph let out a long sigh and remained silent for two seconds. Finally, as if making up his mind, he spoke in a deep voice, "Mr. Uozuka, although I don't know why you decided to apply for a teaching position in Tresen, I believe you must have been influenced by this rumor: that by becoming a teacher in Tresen, you have the opportunity to become a horse girl's trainer and have a high probability of marrying her, right?"

"Well... it wouldn't be accurate to say there's no truth to this. After all, this rumor is quite widespread."

Having already mentally prepared for this situation, Uozuka Saburo rubbed his head and said, feigning embarrassment, "I can only say that this isn't the main reason I came to apply. After all, I'm already at this age, and dating a teenage girl like you...it's impossible to even think about it, and it would feel incredibly strange."

"Ugh......"

"Huh? What's wrong? Is there something wrong with what I said?"

"No, no, I just think... it would be great if everyone thought like you, Mr. Uozuka." Rudolph said with a wry smile.

Raising her head slightly, the Ma Niang Student Council President looked at the chandelier hanging from the basement ceiling and suddenly asked, "Did you know? According to historical records, there was no basement planned when Tresen was first founded. This was because a very large area of ​​land was allocated at the time. Whether it was for storing miscellaneous items or food, such a large underground structure was completely unnecessary, let alone providing it with water, electricity, and furnishing it."

"Oh? Then why now?"

Saburo Uozuka looked at the obviously finely decorated rooms around him, and felt a little uneasy. Based on his many years of experience in the underworld, he knew that although the structure of this house was a little different, it was obviously built based on some kind of prison.

"Could it be that...some human being used the name of Tresen Academy as a cover to commit illegal acts against horse girls here!?" Uozuka Saburo suddenly stood up and said loudly, pretending to be very angry.

"...Actually, it's the exact opposite."

"......ah?"

Facing Uozuka Saburo, whose momentum faltered, Rudolf's wry smile widened. He subconsciously placed his hand on his abdomen and rubbed it gently, saying, "Please try to remain calm about what I'm about to say, and please don't spread it around... It could very well shake the very foundation of our Tresen school!"

"Gu...Please, please speak."

"Including the basement we're in now, Central Tresen Academy has a total of 217 underground facilities. Only 46 of them were excavated and built with funds from the academy. The remaining 171 were all secretly excavated by Tresen students without anyone knowing!"

"Ah!? This... How can this be..."

Hmm, that's not right? Uozuka Saburo was suddenly stunned.

If it were an ordinary human girl, digging out such a huge underground space would undoubtedly be extremely difficult, and the possibility of achieving it with her own strength would almost approach zero - but these horsegirls are not like that! ?

By the age of fifteen or sixteen, they generally possess three times the physical fitness of adult males, and this will even increase further with age and exercise. With such immense strength, even if they were to pour out handfuls of material with their bare hands, let alone digging with a shovel, it wouldn't be impossible to dig out a basement over time, right?!

But why? Aren't they all students? Why dig such a huge basement?

It can't be used to hide leftover carrots, right?

"After these few days of contact, I believe you have a certain understanding of the horse girls in Tresen?"

Ignoring Uozuka Saburo's expression, Rudolph tried to maintain a steady voice and asked, "Personally, what do you think of these students?"

"Hmm... they're all great kids with great personalities. They seem full of energy every day?"

"exactly."

Holding up three fingers, Rudolph said symbolically, "Possessing physical qualities far superior to those of ordinary humans; being young and yet to develop mature values; and possessing a strong curiosity and drive for action about all new things in the world—these are the three key characteristics of Uma Musume."

"Yep."

"So, imagine, based on similar news reports, what if a horsegirl like this were attracted to a human male trainer, and then received some rather extreme messages about mate selection and love, and immaturely chose to accept them, and then encountered some setbacks? At this time, if this trainer handled it inappropriately, just like the person you stopped yesterday, what exactly would happen?"

"...fuck!"

Uozuka Saburo's expression suddenly became tangled, and goose bumps appeared all over his body at the same time. A chill rushed from his tailbone to the top of his head, shocking him so much that he felt unwell.

Although the organization, under the leadership of the eldest brother, never attacks children in order to avoid excessive attention from the society, and rarely gets involved in the troubles caused by emotional disputes of some young girls, this does not mean that they are unaware of these things, right?

It is said that when a woman goes crazy, men are useless. What if this crazy woman has a physical fitness that is three times that of an average adult man?

...It's simply unimaginable!

Big Brother! Help! I want to go back to the organization!!!

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Chapter 22: Go? Stay?

With a sharp weapon in the body, the murderous heart starts from the beginning.

No one is born a murderer or a violent person, but almost everyone is born with the tendency to use their bodies to commit violence.

Countless years ago, human ancestors realized their limitations: no matter how much they trained and ate, they could never compete with animals like lions, tigers, elephants, and wolves through sheer physical force. Therefore, they abandoned the path of purely physical evolution and instead relied on tool use as the foundation of their community's survival. Thus, a civilization based on mutual assistance and shared survival among the weak was established, a characteristic that has become deeply ingrained over countless eons.

However, this does not mean that physical violence is completely abandoned.

All over the world, no matter what kind of population or civilization, violent crimes among the same ethnic group have always advanced along with the progress of civilization, like a piece of psoriasis that is completely integrated with flesh and blood. Even if billions of ambitious creatures spend billions of days and nights thinking hard, they still cannot eradicate it. On the contrary, with the development of modern times, it seems to be resurfacing.

Saburo Uozuka was not a philosopher or a jurist, and had no interest in eliminating the violent factor in human genes. Rather, for most of his thirty-five years of life so far, he had been enjoying the benefits of exercising physical violence, and subconsciously did not think that it was something that needed to be abandoned.

However, today, at this point, when he finally realized the magnitude of the pit he had stepped into, and how he had been exposed to the threat of unstoppable physical violence almost constantly for the past seventy-two hours, he suddenly realized:

Violence is bad, violence is wrong.

Trying to mix violence into interpersonal communication and using the threat of violence as a way to gain affection is even more wrong!!!

Big brother! Boss! Amaterasu!

Anyone is fine! Please pull me out of this place!!!