Zongman, working as a teaching assistant in Trasen

"Oh, oh oh oh~! The angle, depth, thickness, and wind direction are all perfectly parallel to the ground surface. The length and width are perfectly maintained at a 1:1 ratio. It's truly a——perfect masterpiece!!"

With her long-sleeved jacket tied around her waist and a small vest on her upper body, her familiar ash-white hair fluttered in the wind, and a white stripe with the words "Claude Love" tied on her forehead, the horse girl said with a beautiful and annoying smile, "Haha, it's really worthy of me, the creation of Ko No Golden Ship-sama, the world's premier art treasure! ???!(??????)??"

I was frantically writing materials, holding meetings, collecting materials and uploading them to reports, calling department heads, holding meetings, calling leaders, setting up the venue, uploading news, holding meetings, etc., and before I knew it, I had used up all my drafts...

So I will update around 8 or 10 pm today. I will finish all my work tasks in one go during the day to avoid delaying them until next week. I will refresh my saved drafts on the weekend.

over!

There are pictures here, which can be viewed after the updated version

Chapter 77 "Help! Help! The horse jumped! Aa ...

Saburo Uozuka always thought that he had a pretty good understanding of the horsegirl community.

She is physically strong, sensitive, competitive, and curious about everything. She is not afraid to break the usual secular rules. Apart from this, she is no different from an ordinary human girl.

Especially in terms of IQ, because they have always relied on their strong physical fitness to live a smooth life, most of the horse girls have very simple personalities and are easier to fool than Zhiyin.

But...everything has two sides.

Innocent human children would tear their clothes, throw things around, and break figurines, but innocent horse girls...would pick up a tree and dig it into another tree!!!

Looking at the white-haired horsegirl standing in front of the "cross tree" laughing wildly, Uozuka Saburo, his mind filled with these irrelevant thoughts, forcibly suppressed the urge to curse in his panic and forced a smile, saying, "Classmate... this classmate."

"Huh? Oh! Sorry I didn't see you just now. Were you also attracted here by the precious artwork made by my Golden Ship Master?"

"...No, actually, I was just walking down this road and almost..."

"Haha! You've been captivated by my masterpiece, haven't you? That's truly the blessing you've earned through eight lifetimes of hard work!"

"..."

It really was like my soul was almost taken away... and my body was annihilated along with it...

I'm gonna fuck you, Lailai...

Boom!

"Oh~ wow, it feels really good!" Pulling out the "cross tree" upside down and tucking it under her armpit, the reed-haired horse girl smiled. "Such a fine work must be kept in my own secret room and carefully preserved. Don't let some villain secretly steal it and hide it away!"

"..."

Uozuka Saburo, you have to hold it in... Although I know you're almost going schizophrenic, you still have to hold it in...

Otherwise, if such a huge "hand-held battering ram" is swung at you, you will be crippled if not killed!

"Ahem... Actually, that's not the case."

Using incredible willpower to adjust his mindset, Uozuka Saburo adjusted his hat and said solemnly, "Actually, I'm the school's newly hired environmental protection inspector. I'm responsible for the safety of all the flowers, plants, and trees within Tresen Academy. I'm currently conducting an internal inspection."

"Oh? Then you have to do a good job~"

The reed-haired horsewoman was completely oblivious. She smiled and carried the tree while saying, "This school is full of little girls whose hair hasn't even grown out yet. They're so rough when they play around that it's easy to destroy some flowers and plants."

"...Yes, I fully understand this."

"Well, I think you're quite pleasing to the eye. Since you're also drawn to my artwork, it means there's some kind of 'attraction' between you and me! If there's anything I can help you with, just let me know!"

"...Really, I can ask you for help with anything?"

"Yeah! Especially hunting down those horsegirls who have no self-awareness and knowingly break the law! I'll help you catch them and give them a good kick in the ass!!"

"...That's perfect. I have something extremely important and urgent that I need you to help me with right now."

"Okay! Just tell me! I won't refuse!"

"Well, remember, you must follow my instructions throughout the entire process. Can you promise me that?"

"OK! No problem at all!"

"First, put your artwork down. It would be bad if it accidentally falls or hits something."

"okay!"

Doom!

"...Secondly, can you answer this question for me: If someone rips out all the branches from a tree, leaving it completely bare, do you think this counts as tree destruction?"

Saburo Uozuka glanced at the large cross tree on the ground, swallowed, and said.

"Of course. Without the branches, there's only the trunk left. How ugly is that!" said the Reed-haired Horsewoman, crossing her arms.

"Well, then, let me ask you another question: If someone breaks the trunk of a tree, leaving only a crooked, tattered stump, and lets it rot in the same place, would you consider that destroying the tree?"

As Uozuka Saburo spoke, he quietly reached his hand into his arms.

"Are you sure? You actually dared to bend the tree trunk like chopsticks. It's super ugly and heartbreaking!" Reed Hair Horse Girl nodded again.

"Okay, last question: If someone uproots a tree, destroys its trunk and branches, and even leaves an unsightly crater in its place—do you think that's destroying the tree?"

Uozuka Saburo quietly took two steps closer to Ashigao Mamu.

"I absolutely must! Such a heinous act is simply outrageous to both humans and gods! If I saw it, I would definitely give her a 'Super Golden Ship Flying Kick'! I would kick her so hard that she would bleed from all seven orifices and be bedridden in the hospital for a year or two!"

"Hmm... That's very well said, really very well said. I totally agree. So..."

Click.

"......Eh?"

Looking at the pair of glittering silver bracelets on her wrists, Ashigao Umamu was stunned at first, then she looked up at Uozuka Saburo with an expression of sudden realization, and was speechless as she looked up at him in disbelief.

"Knowingly breaking the law, disregarding life, and caught red-handed!" The triangular eyes behind his sunglasses suddenly grew fierce, and Uozuka Saburo's face darkened like a Peking Opera face-changing. He growled, "Now, in the name of the Central Tresen Academy Environmental Protection and Supervision Management Committee, and on behalf of the two great trees you violently slaughtered, I formally notify you—you are under arrest!!!"

“…I’m innocent!!!!”

"There's nothing wrong with this! You pulled out the tree, you dug the hole, I saw it with my own eyes! What else do you have to argue about?!"

"Ya Butterfly!!!"

"Tell me your name! Your class! Your age! Hurry up and tell me, Kounoya!"

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

With her movements restricted by special handcuffs, Ashigao Umamu tried to break free from Uozuka Saburo through wrestling, but was surprised to find that the opponent was as strong as herself, and even better in skills. With just a few light exertions, he trapped her and made her unable to move, and she fell to the ground little by little.

Where on earth did this monster come from?! How could it be so cunning and yet so powerful?!

Damn it!!! I, the Golden Ship, have roamed the entire star region undefeated for hundreds of years. Is this going to be shattered by an unknown alien race right here today?!

Even selling out one's dignity is absolutely not allowed!

I can only use that forbidden move!

"Help! Help! The horse jumped! Aa ...

Chapter 78: I'll take you to the Mejiro family for free food and drinks!

"Fuck!"

The other party suddenly howled, which scared Uozuka Saburo so much that he reached out to cover her mouth without thinking to prevent the loud sound from being heard elsewhere.

As a result, he used too much force and accidentally lost his balance. The other party twisted his body and he was holding the back of the horse girl's head, pressing her down from behind, and half of her face sank into the "freshly dug" soil...

"..."

佱“…”

It’s broken, why is there no sound?

I won't be suffocated to death by this annoying thing! ?

“…Mmmmm!! Mmmmm!!”

Just as Uozuka Saburo was worrying about this, he suddenly felt a strong pulsating sensation under his body. He was still a little weak and almost fell over. He subconsciously pulled her head up and really pulled it up like pulling a carrot.

"Pah! Ugh! How dare you @##￥%%￥% do this to me, the Golden Ship Master! I curse your ancestors for eighteen generations!!"

"..."

"Wait! Wait! If you have something to say, talk it over nicely instead of pressing your head. There's shit buried down there from me before... Why are you getting harder and harder?! Wait! Aa ...

Well, it can still make such energetic shouts, it seems that it is not injured at all, it can be tossed around for a while.

If you think about it carefully...how could a horse girl with super strength who can use a log as a javelin have such a fragile vitality?

If you were thrown into the Amazon jungle, you would feel at home, right?

While thinking about all these messy things, Uozuka Saburo pushed her head down with a force just slightly greater than that of Ashigao Mamu's Golden Ship. Suddenly, he had an idea and subconsciously dodged to the side.

swoosh————

"what!"

"Hey!"

How dare you kick me! You're such a rebel!

"Ha...ha...humph! Don't get so cocky, you old thief! You'll be in trouble later!!"

"......ah?"

Standing about three horse lengths away from the other party, Uozuka Saburo was once again confused by the other party's nonsensical words. After thinking for a while, he tilted his head and looked at her and said, "You mean... you still want to fight me?"

"babble!"

The Golden Ship was so frightened that its tail stood straight up and it took two steps back unconsciously.

Although it was just a brief confrontation, and the opponent used some sneak attack techniques, and she was handcuffed and unable to exert her full strength... But to be honest, this square-headed guy is really something!

The smooth and flowing joint technique of his hand interrupted all her resistance with the simplest and most appropriate movements, forcing her to use the final secret of her twenty-sixth move to barely escape.

Judging from her many years of experience with all the horse girls in the garden, this guy's close combat ability is definitely in the top three!

As for now... I don’t know what material these broken handcuffs are made of, and I can’t get them free no matter how hard I struggle!

Wanting to fight such a master with her hands tied... Even if she was the Golden Ship, it would be impossible to do it without revealing something that absolutely could not be revealed...

"So, what's your answer?"

"...Oh, there's only one answer."

With her head lowered and a sinister smile on her face, the reed-haired horse girl named Golden Ship stood up straight with her hands together and took a deep breath at a special frequency.

Then, he leaped up! His legs quickly folded together! With the sun at his back, he cast a shadow in the sky!

Exactly what Uozuka Saburo expected!

come on!

"I beg you to pretend you didn't see it this time, and forgive me magnanimously!"

"...?"

With his muscles flexed and fully prepared to deal with the impact, Uozuka Saburo was just waiting to use his "Secret Technique Swallow Returning Powerful Vajra Palm" to teach his opponent a lesson, when he suddenly heard a roar from below.

...Or should I shout and beg for mercy in anger?

"...What the hell are you doing?"

Standing again, he grabbed the waistcoat she'd thrown at him like a hidden weapon. Uozuka Saburo looked speechlessly at the golden ship kneeling before him in a standard tiger-like stance and said, "Forgive? I don't think you have that intention at all. What exactly do you want me to do? Tell me."

"Well, well... I was just pinned down by you, and I was suddenly shocked by the domineering aura you exuded... Ouch!"

"Speak human language! Otherwise, I'll really let you experience the feeling of being hurt by my domineering aura!!"

"Eh? You really... I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I was mean, I deserve a beating! Please don't take it to heart!!"

Seeing Huang Jinchuan burying his head deeper, Uozuka Saburo stopped dialing Director Qingmen's number and secretly felt fortunate that his unreliable boss was still somewhat reliable at this time.

By the way... he finally remembered who this guy was...