Zongman, working as a teaching assistant in Trasen

Mejiro McQueen stared intently at Uozuka Saburo's facial muscles, saying non-stop, "I don't know much about tobacco. I only smelled the scent of it on you 'last time' when we met, so I went to the tobacco shop to identify it and bought you a pack. Could it be that I smelled it wrongly?"

"...Ha, haha, of course not. You have a really sensitive nose."

Quickly formulating a strategy in his mind, Uozuka Saburo looked embarrassed at having almost been caught. He put down his cigarette and said angrily, "I didn't expect even you could smell it. That means everyone should know about it... Well, I've been trying to quit smoking recently because there's a rule against smoking in front of you kids."

"Is that so? But I seem to have only smelled it in the last two days?"

"Ahahaha... So, if you really want to thank me, then you'll have to keep this secret for me."

Uozuka Saburo smiled innocently, put the cigarette on the armrest and said, "Otherwise, Mr. Qingmen will deduct my salary."

"......But."

"Hey! Don't leave me alone to chat, you two! We're almost there!"

"..."

Feeling the car slowly coming to a stop, McQueen, who still wanted to have a few more exchanges with this "suspected savior" teacher, could only sigh softly, putting aside this long-planned move, and put on a serious expression and said to the two reluctant people:

"Don't run around later. Follow me closely, okay? Otherwise, if others surround you and block you outside, I won't care about you."

"Hey~ I know, I know. If it really doesn't work out, I'll carry you guys along with me!"

"......Forehead?"

Stuck outside? By whom?

Weren't the reporters already blocked outside the walls? Could it be that there were paparazzi inside the manor?

Uozuka Saburo was a little confused for a moment, but after he straightened his clothes and got out of the car, he completely understood what McQueen meant...

"Oh~ Beautiful Ms. McQueen, it's fate that we meet here by chance."

"Ms. McQueen! Do you still remember me? We were together by that beautiful lake..."

"What a gorgeous face! She's like a goddess descended to earth! Miss Mejiro McQueen, please allow me to..."

"Ms. McQueen! Please allow me to be your dog!!"

"..."

How should I put it? This scene is pretty... mindless Mary Sue.

It made the straight man Saburo Uozuka feel so disgusted that he wanted to vomit.

Japan is an economic giant, but also a geographically small country. Its long and narrow land holds a population of over 100 million, resulting in a serious shortage of personal living space, a rigid upper and lower class structure, and overcrowding in all walks of life, even in the mistress and gigolo industries.

Of course, due to some traditional concepts, most men would rather starve to death than become a gigolo, at least not openly. But when faced with a peculiar family like the Mejiro family, which is composed entirely of women and controls a large amount of resources...

As long as you can get the position of a mistress, you can save thirty to fifty years of hard work and rise to the top, joining the 1% of the world's super-rich class! Become a true leader!

In the face of such temptations of interests, dignity? How much is it worth?

Of course, of course. How could Ms. Kitano, head of the Mejiro family, who had seen countless sinister things since childhood, not imagine what these idiots were thinking? For years, they had implemented a strict censorship system for any outsider who attempted to befriend a member of their family, and would not easily let the opposite sex approach within a hundred meters of the Mejiro residence.

But... this society is still a society based on personal relationships. The Mejiro family has been able to reach this level with the help of many other companies. It is impossible to really exclude everyone from social activities such as banquets.

This gave these guys an opportunity to take advantage of...

Looking at those men who came up to him one after another with flattering faces and came up with all kinds of weird characters that could only be seen in YY novels, Uozuka Saburo really felt that he had broadened his horizons... It turns out that men can be so disgusting when they are shameless.

What’s even more disgusting is that a few guys, seeing that there was no room next to Mejiro McQueen and the Golden Ship, actually set their sights on him!

If you can't get close to the core members, get close to the guests. If you can't find a topic to talk about, hint at providing special services! In short, use all means to get close to the Mejiro family!

It’s so fucking weird!!!

If such weirdos dare to appear in the organization, every single one of them will be dragged away by the boss as a living target and tortured to death!

He wanted to kill them all right now!!

He clenched his fists tightly, as if he would violently attack and hurt someone in the next second. Suddenly, Uozuka Saburo felt a pair of soft arms gently wrap around his arms, and at the same time, an unbelievably soft voice sounded:

"Hey, hey, stop giving a fuck to someone else's boyfriend, are you guys on the road?"

The Golden Boat in a black dress smiled charmingly, licked her lips and said domineeringly: "This is the man I like! No one else can dare to touch him!"

Chapter 84 Do you need a photographer?

"..."

"..."

"...Hey, that's enough."

"Ah? Are you slurping?"

"I say, can you let go of my hand now? Those guys have been thrown off!"

Holding the golden ship's arm, they walked aimlessly through the Mejiro family's large estate. Uozuka Saburo said with a frown, "There's no need to pretend to be affectionate anymore... You don't want to be clinging to me all the time, do you?"

"Huh? What language are you talking about?"

Instead of letting go, she hugged Uozuka Saburo's arm even tighter, saying coquettishly, "From the first time I saw you, I was deeply attracted by your calm and masculine temperament, and gradually fell into it, unable to extricate myself. However, I could never muster the courage to confess my feelings to you. Now, I can finally no longer suppress my emotions and boldly step forward. Only then have I achieved my small goal of moving forward side by side with you~"

"... all lur lur lur."

Shivering suddenly, Uozuka Saburo made a terrified expression, a reaction that was completely in line with the Golden Ship's expectations, and his body subconsciously wanted to move away from him.

————It's not that I really believed this guy's nonsense. After so many years in the organization, I still have some composure, but...

If your best friend, who is so carefree and unpredictable by nature, suddenly puts on a long dress and heavy makeup and pours out his heart to you with a loving look, it would be extremely strange, right?

Brother, please act a little abnormal, I'm scared!

"Hahahaha~ Look at how cringe-worthy you are! I should really take a picture of you and enjoy it over and over again, teacher!"

As Uozuka Saburo's body began to tremble more and more, and he was about to raise his hand to hit someone, the Golden Ship slipped away very smoothly, spun lightly in front of him, blew him a kiss, and said, "Okay, okay~ I won't tease you, teacher. I was just joking, don't take it too seriously~"

Of course, with something like you, even if he were twenty years younger, he would never be fooled! Let alone now!

"...But, wouldn't it be a bad idea for us to leave McQueen there alone?"

Thinking back to that fat horse who had walked in front, drawing the most "firepower," only to be completely blocked by three layers of enemies, Uozuka Saburo couldn't help but twitch his lips as he said, "That idiot... she looks like a perfect young lady, but in reality, she's a reckless comedian. If something goes wrong if we leave her there, I'm afraid we can't bear the responsibility."

"Hey~ Don't worry, those weaklings who only know how to talk don't have the guts to do anything."

After waving her hand casually and seeing that no one was around, the Golden Ship immediately revealed her true nature. She casually walked beside Uozuka Saburo with a nonchalant look and said, "Really radical guys can't enter this house. Grandma Kitano just wants everyone to see the true face of some people and have a certain understanding of their own situation. She doesn't really want to cause any accidents. Before they start any trouble, they should carefully consider whether they can withstand the flying kicks of dozens of horse girls!"

"Oh, that's true." Nodding, Uozuka Saburo continued, "You sound familiar with this? But your last name isn't Mejiro, so could it be that... you're a married-in husband here!?"

"Pfft!!! Hey! You can eat whatever you want, but you can't talk nonsense!"

With a look of disbelief on his face and completely disregarding his image, Huang Jinchuan stood in front of Uozuka Saburo, pointed at himself and said, "With my ability, even if this really happened, they would have to marry into our Huang Jin family! You say I'm a son-in-law? Believe it or not, I'm going to sue you for defamation!?"

“Emmmm…I don’t believe it.”

"What the hell..."

Feeling completely annoyed by this obvious provocation, yet unwilling to admit that he'd been piqued by such childish tactics, Golden Ship folded his arms and turned around abruptly, puffing out his cheeks and saying angrily, "Tsk, you want to know, but I won't tell you! Anyway, you'll be like those stray dogs who hear my true identity and come to curry favor with me, Golden Ship, right?"

"...Me? Fawning over you?"

What is this idiot talking about in his sleep?!

Even if I'm beaten to death, starved to death, or shot to death by my boss, I will never fawn over a weirdo like you!

He said it! It’s definitely not delicious!

"...Hey! What's with that attitude? If you have something to say, why not just say it?"

"...very pure, silly look."

"Hey, you... If I could beat you, I'd really wanna pin you to the ground and beat you up!"

Seeing Uozuka Saburo's well-prepared stance, and recalling his opponent's "glorious record", the Golden Ship could only stamp his feet in frustration and said unhappily, "Anyway... just treat me as a distant relative of the Mejiro family. For various reasons, I have a close relationship with them, and we will look after each other in Japan."

"Yeah, I see. Living under someone else's roof, right?"

"Nonsense! It's not living under someone else's roof! It's condescending to sleep outdoors!"

"I see, it means living under someone else's roof, right?"

"What the hell..."

Once again going through the closed-loop mental journey of wanting to hit someone → finding that she couldn't hit him → could only sulk → wanting to hit someone, even the naturally boisterous Golden Ship was made to lose her temper. She felt as if she had lost all her strength and sighed deeply, "Alas, Oyster, I suddenly don't want to be your female companion, Teacher. What should I do?"

"Okay? Since it's your words, I think everyone should understand, right?"

Looking at the rogue Golden Ship with a smile, Uozuka Saburo calmly adjusted his top hat and said, "Judging from the attitude of that fat... young lady just now, you are usually quite unruly, aren't you?"

"How can that be possible? My Lord Golden Ship..."

"You've kicked your trainer away seven times, and now no one wants you?" Uozuka Saburo said sincerely. "That's a record that will go down in the annals of Tresen. What do you think the others will think when they see another teacher you've abandoned?"

“…Fuck! Teacher, you’re such a…”

"Hmm...?"

"...A lovely person."

"..."

“…Oh! Here we are! This is it!”

Seeing that the other party was really showing signs of getting angry, Huang Jinchuan quickly turned his head away to change the subject, straightened his back and pointed at the small door in front of him and said seriously.

Since the young master who led the way "unfortunately died", the two of them were running around in the Mejiro family's mansion like headless flies. They relied on the Golden Ship's unreliable memory to barely point out a direction, and finally arrived at their destination.

"If I remember correctly, this small door should lead to the banquet hall. It should be a small side door near the main stage."

She walked to Uozuka Saburo in a virtuous manner, put on a fake smile, took his hand, walked straight forward and said, "Well, let's start our performance today, Mr. Uozuka~"

"...You too, Miss Golden Ship."

Click.

"Yes, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to do that, Miss Alisa! This is truly force majeure...ah."

"It's okay, it's okay. I know, don't mind it. Come on, I've already...eh?"

"..."

"...?"

Looking at the man and horsewoman before him, who seemed to be engaging in some kind of unspeakable recreational activity, Uozuka Saburo couldn't help but tilt his head and said, "Do you... need a photographer?"

Chapter 85: Eight Divine Awakenings

"Ahem, well, that... We're very sorry that you saw such an indecent scene. Ajue and I express our deepest apologies to you."

"......Feel sorry."

Seeing the two people sitting in front of him, already dressed, lowering their heads, Uozuka Saburo waved his hands repeatedly, looking at them with a strange smile and said, "It's okay, it's okay. I should actually apologize to you two - did I ruin your fun just now~?"

"Well......"

"..."

“…Puff, puff, hahahahaha!”

Seeing the two men's faces suddenly turn red, Huang Jinchuan, who was leaning against Uozuka Saburo's back, could no longer hold back. He slapped Uozuka Saburo's shoulders frantically and said to him on the top of his head, "I never thought that you would have such a day! I let you act cool and aloof all day long, but now your image is ruined, right? Hahahaha~"

"Shut up! You bastard... Come with me to the backyard and practice!"

"Tsk, I'm afraid of you! Just practice!"

像是电视里某些蛇蝎美人一样用戴着黑丝手套的双臂缠绕上鱼冢三郎，黄金船一脸妩媚加欠揍的脸色，对着咬牙切齿的银发帅哥男说：“之前要不是麦昆那混蛋无耻偷袭，早就给你一刀砸地上了，不然你真当你这小样能在剑术上赢过老娘？我告诉你！这一次我可不是一个人了！有这位比我还强上几分的老大哥掠阵防偷袭，看老娘不把你小子的屎都给打嘎啊啊啊啊啊！！”

"Girls, don't keep using such dirty words all day long... It's very unladylike!"

Seeing that the golden ship had revealed its true form and released his neck, Uozuka Saburo finally released his little finger, which he had twisted to the left with extremely high acupressure, allowing the strange-looking horse to be freed and fall behind the sofa, unable to get up.

"Your Excellency, great finger strength!"

"Oh? Can you tell?"