Zongman, working as a teaching assistant in Trasen

Chapter 105: She Can't Sleep Tonight

Hugging the machine in front of her, Airi Hayabusa wasn't sure if she truly believed it contained an organic spirit. She just excitedly shouted at the screen, "That's a detector directly implanted into the horsegirl's genetic sequence within the potion! Even if the entire potion loses its effect and the immune system excretes it, those gene fragments will still be absorbed by the body itself!? It should definitely last at least three to five days. How could it be wiped out in less than a night?!"

[...Beep, beep, beep...]

A sudden flash of a telegraph signal flashed across the green screen, causing Elly Tacho's hysteria to pause. She looked left and right, realizing the connection was still disconnected. She turned to the Manchester City Tea House and asked, "What... does this mean?"

"I don't mean anything. I'm just mocking you for being an idiot."

"..."

Ignoring Elly's flushed face, Manchester Tea House leisurely set his empty coffee cup aside, leaned forward, crossed his arms on the table, and looked at Elly. "Quantum mechanics, how can you apprentices easily comprehend it? The changes in the environment of a single atom can produce countless variations. Do you really think you are a god if you try to master them all?" it said.

"...Huh~ I'm fucking smashed!"

Beep!

"Oh, it also said: 'If you want to know what's going on, just be patient and turn around three times and meow like a cat. Then it will mercifully reveal the secret.'"

"...Hey, you didn't just make this up when you heard the machine, did you?"

"Huh, huh, huh, how is that possible? (Good reading)"

"...I just said it myself, didn't I?!"

Slamming the table, Elissako pointed a finger with a look of seeing through the truth and shouted, "As expected, the machine spirit thing is all a lie! You're just making fun of me, right?! I see through it all!!!"

"Tsk... we've been exposed."

"Huh!? What did you say!? Say it again to me!?"

"No."

He rolled his eyes naturally, instantly shattering the ethereal and mysterious aura of the Manchester City Tea House. He leaned back in his chair, his face supported by one hand, elegantly and lazily, and said, "But the 'machine spirit' is real, right? Otherwise, I wouldn't know the secrets of your machine."

"Hmph, you must have secretly looked through the structural design drawings I wrote while I wasn't paying attention, right?!"

"... Just look at your weird handwriting, Suozi. Who can understand it?"

"Anyway! Don't try to trick me with unscientific things! Machines are just machines! They shouldn't, and can't, produce any souls of their own! It's pure death..."

Beep beep beep beep!!!

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Tea House, save me!!"

"..."

Being stunned for two seconds by Suzuko who immediately threw herself into his arms, Manchester City Tea House pushed her away expressionlessly, pointing at the machine with a hint of disgust and saying, "It's just that the machine has been reconnected... Don't make such a fuss."

"Huh? Uh... ahem. Humph! Of course I know. I'm not scared at all!"

"...It's a shame for a coward like you to be here alone doing experiments so often."

Especially with so many "people" here...

Manchester City Tea House looked up at the ceiling unconsciously and sighed softly.

"That's different! You won't notice these things when you're doing an experiment! Hmm..."

As she spoke, Elisuko's brows furrowed, and she stopped her meaningless bickering with Tea House. The whole horse girl's attention was completely focused on the curve drawn on the screen.

This...how come it's even weirder than the image before the disconnection?

Did she set this frequency when she coded the detector and receiver? No matter what...it shouldn't have turned out like this, right?

"...What happened to Uozuka-sensei again?"

"Well, for now..."

"What!? What happened to Uozuka-sensei!?"

"What on earth happened! Didn't he go to the party?!"

"Mr. McQueen, could it be that..."

"......Um?"

Wait! That's not the sound of a teahouse! And that's not the number of teahouses!

Alice turned around suddenly and saw several familiar pairs of eyes emitting cold light, staring at her face like will-o'-the-wisp, causing the corners of her mouth to twitch instantly.

It's over... She won't be able to sleep tonight...

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"!!! Heartbeat! His heart is almost stopped! Resuscitate him!"

"There's no more anesthetic! Increase the drip!"

"Current ready! Power on! Go!"

sizzle ————

"Well!"

"It still doesn't work! His vital signs are rapidly declining!"

"Quick! Get out of the way! The attending physician is here!"

"The attending physician is whistling, I'll give him a shot."

BIU~

“!!!Ahhhhhhhhhhh, gh…”

"It's over! The patient is no longer breathing!"

"Doctor, what on earth have you done? Hurry up and go..."

"Wait! Wait! Check the heart rate! It's going up!!"

"How is this possible!? No...really! This is actually true!!"

"My blood pressure is rising, and all the numbers are working again! It's a miracle!!"

"A miracle doctor!!!"

"Main treatment: hissing."

"Huh? The patient's face...did it look like this just now?"

"Hey! What are you doing over there? Hurry up!!"

"Oh! I'm so sorry!"

"..."

"Whoo~"

Clang.

"What's going on? How's the teacher?!"

"Attending physician?"

"There's no danger of life, and you can wake up in one night."

"Phew~ Thank you! Thank you so much!!"

"You're welcome, because I'm the eldest lady's attending physician."

"Huh, this is completely meaningless... Wait a minute? Who... who is this?!"

"What? Golden Ship? What are you talking about? Isn't this just...eh? What the hell is this!?!"

"...Kiryu-san? This is..."

"Hmm... Although it doesn't feel right, I can still tell from the look in his brows that it's him."

Chapter 106: Outside or Inside?

"Is that so? So... could it be!?"

"Don't jump to conclusions yet. Let's wait and see. Night Butler?"

"Well, please rest assured, I swear on my name: there will be no casualties in this Mejiro family residence tonight!!"

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"Wake up, wake up."

“…Uh…”

"...Please wake up, Master Uozuka..."

"......Wait a moment......"

"...Excuse me."

PIA!!!

“Pfft!!! Who!!?”

Raising his hand to cover his burning cheek, Uozuka Saburo suddenly opened his eyes, widened his eyes, and turned his head to look in the direction of the slap.

His face was wrinkled but still handsome, and he was so elegant that he didn't seem like a gentleman who would slap anyone. With his back straight and his hands behind his back, he looked down at Uozuka Saburo and said, "Good morning, Uozuka-sama. It seems you had a good sleep last night. Excuse me, are you feeling unwell?"

"!? What the hell!"

You smacked me in the face with a bunch of s**t like pounding garlic, and you even asked me where I felt uncomfortable?!

I'll give you a try too?

"...Well, it seems there is nothing wrong with it. It is a healthy and strong body."

The elegant old man relaxed his brows slightly and breathed a sigh of relief, thinking secretly in his heart: Moreover, it seems that he still recognizes me and has not lost his memory.

But what if the person has relatively clear short-term memories but can’t remember more distant memories?

Still have to try it out...

"Ahem. Lord Uozuka, may I ask you another question?"

"??? You...what else do you want to do??"

Uozuka Saburo's eyes instantly became alert, and he quickly covered his still stinging cheek and leaned back until his back touched the wooden bed board. Only then did he realize that he was actually lying on a bed, and it was a very high-end Xioshi wooden bed.

Did I sleep in the guest room of the Mejiro family last night?

How come I have no memory at all?

"Excuse me, do you still remember how much debt you still owe to the Mejiro family?"

"......ha!?"

His eyes widened instantly, and Uozuka Saburo stared at Yexingfei Gu Yi with a look of "are you kidding me?" and said, "You owe money? Me? You owe it to the Mejiro family?"

"Yes, it was three days ago when you first came to the Mejiro household."

The silver-haired butler lied calmly, his face stern, his lips drooping twice as he spoke coldly, "At that time, you were led into the courtyard by Miss McQueen and Miss Golden Ship, each holding one hand. You approached Master Kitano and told him you wanted to marry and have children with him. You also proposed immediately injecting 100 million US dollars as a betrothal gift into the Mejiro family's assets, and personally wrote a legally binding IOU—don't tell me you've forgotten all of this, have you?"

"...Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!!"

Pulling one hand away and pounding the quilt, Uozuka Saburo couldn't stand Yexingfei Guyi's nonsense anymore and started cursing: "McQueen? The golden ship? Two of them together? You must be kidding! You can't even find one!!"

"Oh? So... you're trying to deny it?"

"I never did this at all, why are you denying it?"

Feeling a bit chilly, Uozuka Saburo quickly pulled at the strangely heavy quilt, raised his red eyes and pointed at Yexingfei Gu Yi and shouted: "You old man are very bad! Let me tell you! Even if I, Uozuka Saburo, were to be single for the rest of my life and live alone, I would never choose a girl from your Mejiro family to marry and become your Mejiro family's scapegoat!!!"

"......Huh~"

Faced with the overwhelming force of complaints and the profound understanding of the nature of the girl from the Mejiro family revealed in them, Yagyūki Koichi finally put his mind at ease and no longer worried about dealing with the worst-case scenario.

Honestly, no one in the entire Mejiro family knew the nature of these guys better than he did... They were like a bunch of unfortunate bishoujo teams! If you didn't give them some help and do some serious work, you'd end up lonely forever!

Don’t be fooled by the fact that both of them are more beautiful than Diao Chan and Xi Shi, and they pretend to be perfect ladies and ideal candidates for wives... In reality, they are so disgusting that even their friends find them too smelly!