Zongman, working as a teaching assistant in Trasen

"...What the hell are you?"

The cool and handsome young man touched his slightly bulging pocket and muttered to himself.

He kept thinking and walking like this, focusing most of his attention on reviewing everyone's actions from last night until now. It was not until he walked up the stairs and stood in front of his dormitory door that Saburo Uozuka finally realized that something was wrong.

"……Um!?"

The door... the handle is turned at the wrong angle!

And the doormat in front of the door was about 1.8 centimeters away from its original position!

As an undercover agent who has something to hide and actually has some shameful secrets, using some means to ensure the safety of the space he is in has become an almost instinctive operation. Even if his conscious mind does not deliberately do so, his subconscious mind will urge him to take these insurance measures just in case.

And now, in this supposedly safest academy, Tresen Academy, my dormitory had been invaded without anyone noticing...

Who will it be?

He quickly made a three-digit list of the organization's enemies in his mind, but on the surface, Uozuka Saburo remained calm. He took out the jingling key chain from his waist, pressed it casually, and a thin gun barrel popped out from the inside of one of the keys. He pretended to open the door and walked in.

thump.

"..."

It seems that the rat that sneaked in this time was not very professional.

"Ha~ I'm so tired. I can finally have a good rest."

Stretching lazily, he casually stuffed the gift box into a dark corner. With his nerves highly tense, Uozuka Saburo quickly dodged the corner and took a look around his not-so-large living space. He soon discovered something:

There was a very obvious bulge in the flat bedding on his bed!

It was as if someone had hidden there in a panic and without any thought, with his whole body curled up and trembling!

...No, don't be fooled by this illusion.

How could such a stupid assassin exist in this world? This must be a trap!

Maybe when he tries to lift the quilt, the real killer move will appear from an unexpected place and kill him with one blow!

With his body becoming younger and his mind becoming more active, Uozuka Saburo thought of many key points in an instant, and perfectly controlled this more flexible body to make corresponding movements. He walked forward along the corner of the wall and quickly searched the room.

Sure enough... there was a series of messy marks on the ground in front of the closet compartment door, as if several people had stepped on each other and pushed each other to rush into the narrow compartment.

Are there more than one enemy? Outside the window...is there a sniper?

Silently avoiding the window, Uozuka Saburo cautiously approached the closet, facing the raised bed. Just as he was about to reach out and pull open the curtain to start the battle, he suddenly saw something unexpected:

Ponytail...

A familiar ponytail, a mixture of yellow and light brown, leaked out from the corner of the quilt...

I accidentally shook it twice...

"...What the hell are you doing, King!!!!!"

“Knock wow! I’ve been discovered!!”

He angrily threw off the blanket, revealing Sakura Shinou, who was curled up like a frightened hamster. Uozuka Saburo said in a helpless tone, "I'll give you three seconds... Tell me the truth about why you're here, how you got in, and who are hiding in the closet—or I'll shave your tail hair off!"

"Eh hey hey hey!? Wait a minute! What are the questions? I was a little confused just now..."

"one!"

"Woooaaaaaaa! I don't want my tail to be shaved off!!!"

Seeing Uozuka Saburo pick up the scissors on the bedside table, Sakura Shinou panicked completely. He scrambled to the closet door and banged on it, shouting, "Everyone, come out! Uozuka teacher is going crazy! If you don't come out, he'll shave your tail hair off, wow!"

Hey! You idiot, you're spreading rumors about me again!

I clearly said that I only wanted to shave your tail. What does it have to do with other people’s tail hair?

It makes me look like a pervert who likes to cut hair... Although I did cut the tail hair of a horse girl, but it was only that one time?

If you continue to slander someone's innocence, I will really snap your tail!

"Hey, I'm telling you! Don't..."

"Eh hey hey!? Are you going to shave off Ulala's tail hair?! That's scary!"

"It's okay, Urala-san, it was just a joke... maybe..."

"Stop talking about this and get out of here, okay? I'm almost suffocating from being squeezed like this!"

"Who made you so fat?! I'm also a little... wuwaa ...

“Knock wahhhhhh!!”

Boom, boom, boom.

“…It really is you guys.”

Looking at the five horse girls who accidentally fell down and rolled together because Sakura Jinwang opened the door, Uozuka Saburo was both angry and amused. He took back the steps he had taken and sat leisurely on the edge of the bed, taking out a stick from his pocket...

Tsk, I almost forgot where I was...

Reluctantly, he stuffed his half-smoked cigarette back into his mouth and took a cigarette-shaped lollipop from the bedside table. Uozuka Saburo glared at the girls crawling at his feet with his dead eyes and said condescendingly, "Hey, tell me the truth. What are you doing in my dorm so early in the morning?"

"Ahaha~ Actually, uncle, what are we doing...eh?"

Vodka, who was on top and the fastest to stand up, was halfway through his words when he suddenly felt something was wrong. He looked up and was met with a strange face. His brain suddenly stopped working and he said:

"Eh? Who are you, handsome boy?"

"..."

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"..."

Shit! Do I have to start from here?!

If you want to punish me for the 110th one, punish me!

"Wow! This is super cool!!!"

Sitting on the edge of the bed, surrounded by four horse girls, all staring at his overly young face, Uozuka Saburo looked forward blankly with a pair of cold, dead fish eyes, and a cross-shaped blue vein bulged on his forehead.

"Hey...it's okay to just look, but please don't go ahead and touch me!"

"Hey~ What's the matter? Let's touch it~?"

"Yeah, yeah! Such a pretty face, it must be really sexy to touch!"

"Yeah! Ulala thought so too!"

"Ahahaha... doesn't it feel pretty good~"

"..."

After glaring at the four eager little brats, Uozuka Saburo looked up with satisfaction at Suzuka, the only one standing aside and not coming closer. He was about to utter a classic teacher quote, "Look at XXX," when he suddenly noticed a mysterious green light flashing in her eyes, as terrifying as a wolf that has been starving for three days and three nights and suddenly sees a piece of top-notch steak...

...Strange? Why does he feel like a wolf?

This guy is obviously a horse? ?

"Suzuka? Suzuka??"

"..."

"I'm talking to Suzuka!"

“!! Eh!?”

Awakened by Uozuka Saburo's call, Suzuka subconsciously raised her hand to wipe the corner of her mouth, and then, as if nothing had happened, she restored her gentle and sickly smile and said, "Sorry, I was a little distracted just now... What's wrong, teacher?"

"...No, I just saw that you looked a little down, so I wanted to ask if you needed some rest."

"Eh!? Are you, are you resting here, teacher?!? I'm still a little..."

"...Of course I'm sending you back to the dorm. What are you thinking about as a student sleeping here with your teacher?"

"Uh, that's right...ha~"

"..."

I always feel that Suzuka has changed a lot recently?

She was so shy and sweet when we first met, but now she seems to be a bit sinister...

When did this all start, and under whose influence? This is what a completely unconscious training instructor wondered.

----stamp.

“…Ola!”

“Wuwaaaaaa! Help! My tail is about to be cut off!!”

"Jin Wang-san! I'm here to save you!"

"Ulala! The teacher orders you to quickly bring me the scissors on the bedside table! I can pretend you haven't been here today!"

"Eh? This..."

"Wait a minute, Mr. Uozuka! Isn't this a bit too..."

"Here comes uncle! Here are the scissors!"

"Hey, what are you doing?! Don't get excited!!"

"Tail! Tail!!!"

......

......

In the end, Uozuka Saburo cut off a small tuft of Sakura Shinou's tail hair, twisted it into her ear and rotated it a full 49 times, making Shinou, who was about to cry, laugh so hard that she was almost dead and couldn't get up again. She collapsed on the floor with convulsions all over her body before he finally let her go and let out a sigh of relief.

Of course, Jin Wang is different from that otaku who hides in the science room all day long. Not only does she like to run around every day, but she also has a wide circle of friends. If people really see her running around with her tail drooping, she will definitely be dragged to have tea by the chairman.

Therefore, this pair of scissors only cut off three or five thin strands of silk, and you can't see any traces of cutting unless you look carefully.

In response to this, several other horse girls present expressed their calmness and took the initiative to step forward and hold down the limbs of the class committee chairperson, who was usually very cowardly, allowing her to experience a complete "happy time" without being able to put up a single resistance. This is enough to show how popular she is in her daily life.

After settling their private grudges, they became very interested in the few strands of King Jin's tail hair. Each of them took a strand and compared it with their own ponytail, and they argued with each other about what color of hair looked best.

Uozuka Saburo, who had used this opportunity to stir up trouble and let them simmer among themselves, sighed and finally had the chance to find his most trusted horse girl to ask, "So... what on earth is going on..."

“Hmm↘↗→~”

"...?"

Startled by the strange, rippled gasp of Suzuka Wusheng, Uozuka Saburo quickly withdrew his hand from patting her shoulder and took a half step back. He looked at the girl, whose face instantly flushed, with concern and caution and said, "Suzuka...are you really unwell?"

"...Well, a little..."

"...Okay, I won't provoke you anymore. Go back and rest."

"Well...thank you for your concern, teacher. I'll be leaving now..."

"I'll open the door for you."

With one hand covering her lower abdomen and one hand tugging at the hem of her skirt, Suzuka silently moved in small steps, following Uozuka Saburo to the dormitory door. Suppressing the "discomfort" she felt, she raised her head and said, "Well, well... Actually, we all heard from Hayako-senpai that Uozuka-sensei was not feeling well... And since Miss McQueen didn't come back with you today, we were worried and came to your dormitory to see if there was anything we could do to help you..."

...So why did you guys come to my dorm to help me? Do you know how dangerous this is?

If it weren't for the nightmare he had when he drank the medicine for the first time, he would have prepared in advance and hidden some things that should not be seen by others in secret places... Now he might be preparing to perform the work of a "scavenger".

The mission had finally reached this point, and he didn't want to be forced to stop because of the "accidental death" of his students.

"...I understand. I won't blame them later or anything."

He raised his hand and swung the candy in his mouth, then crushed it and swallowed it. The cool and handsome guy with short black hair leaned against the door frame and said calmly, "Also, how much do you know about my body?"