Sensing the strange gazes of several companions around him, Yamato Akagi finally realized that they were teasing him. His face flushed in an instant, and he rolled up his sleeves, intending to let this respected senior feel the "love of the junior". Fortunately, he was stopped and persuaded by Shenying and Sakura Jinou, and Kusanagi Fei went on stage to debate again.
"Hasuko-senpai... could you please be a little more serious?"
With a soft sigh, he was extremely reluctant, but he also knew that he was the only one who could communicate and negotiate with this problematic senior in a relatively calm manner. Cao Shangfei said solemnly, "In the past, your potion was only spread within the school, and the extent was relatively minor. At most, it would be classified as a prank between students, so you didn't receive any punishment... But this time is different."
"...Ah, I do know that."
Seeing that Kusanagi Hi was indeed not joking, Airi Hayako sighed, quickly glanced at Suzuka, who had just returned from a phone call and was looking away, and said with a wry smile, "With this kind of incident, even if the school can suppress the news, they will definitely not let me off lightly like before. They will definitely punish me seriously... Sigh~"
"...For example?"
"Fund cuts, cuts in raw materials, and even the repossession of science classrooms have left me unable to conduct experiments, or worse..."
Airihako raised her head, glanced at the several middle school students present, and smiled sadly: "Let me... go to class on time, and calculate my grades based on the hours I study..."
"..."
"..."
"...Isn't this a normal thing?!"
For a moment, Yamato Akagi, who was infected by the tragic performance of Airi Hayabusa, roared, and his whole body was as furious as a gorilla. He almost broke free from the grip of several horse girls and rushed up to beat people.
Seeing that Airi Hayabusa was trying to stall for time by teasing the other ponygirls, Kusagami Hibi frowned slightly, waved a hand to calm Yamato Akagi and the others, and then said, "Hasuko-senpai, we have always respected you... Whether it's your grades, your biochemical attainments, or your competition records, you are a well-deserved strong person. But why are you acting like a weakling now, not even daring to shoulder your own responsibilities?"
"Yes, sir! This, this concerns the lifelong reputation of a respected teacher!!"
Silent Suzuka seemed to have figured something out, staring straight at Airi Hayabusa and speaking with clenched fists.
"...Okay, okay, don't be angry~"
Seeing that she could no longer play the villain, Airi Hayabusa shook her head helplessly, sighed softly, and said, "You saw that big white rat using a strange weapon to kill everyone, and accidentally made those bewitched horse girls wake up, so you want to use this to find a way to cure the disease, right?"
"Yes, that's it."
"In that case, I'm sorry, but this method is impossible. You should give up this idea as soon as possible."
"Huh!? Why?"
He raised his chin at the screen on his phone, motioning to Daikan Fukulai across from him to switch the screen to the classroom where Huang Jinchuan and Uozuka Saburo had just left. He saw a completely empty hemispherical plastic shell and said, "Take a good look at the words on it. That's the specialty that Dashu Express brought from his hometown when he first came to school two years ago: bull dung! Not only is it rich in all kinds of chemical elements you know and don't know, it also carries something that all living things's feces carry—male pheromones!"
"......so?"
"So! After two full years of aging in that little box, reacting and fermenting with all those other nasty things, that thing has become a legitimate biological weapon!"
"..."
Pushing her face closer to the phone screen, Airihaku raised an eyebrow and said, "The potion I made is absolutely effective. Ordinary chemicals can't offset its efficacy. Only this indescribable substance can have a blocking effect, using another strong male stimulant to destroy the male horse girl hormones emanating from Uozuka Saburo!"
"Uh, so that's how it is...but in that case?"
"I know what you want to say, but I can only tell you that it's impossible."
Airi Hayako once again signaled Kanefurai to zoom out a bit, pouting and saying, "After all, the effect of a small amount of 'blocker' is still too small... There are so many horsegirls 'poisoned' right now. Unless you can find two or three large trash cans of rice fields, it's impossible to restore consciousness to all of them."
"..."
"..."
"...In that case, I..."
"Look, the rat's weapons are gradually losing their effectiveness, and he's starting to be besieged."
"!!!???"
Chapter 126 Ounisama~~~
"Ounisama~~~~"
Bang!
"Puff~ Hee hee, good, it feels so good~ Mi Yu wants more!"
"!!? Damn it! Go away!"
Seeing that hitting the girl's face with the toilet pout was useless, Uozuka Saburo suddenly exerted force with his arms, hit the other girl's cute face with a move of the Great Shift of the Universe, and used the pole to support her waist. He turned around and threw it into the group of horse girls chasing him, knocking down a large number of them again.
But unlike before...this time, none of them fell!
"Hey, Mr. Uozuka! Why is your invincible biochemical attack useless?!"
"You ask me, who should I ask!?"
Pulling back the toilet bowl, Uozuka Saburo looked at the silicone surface, which had been rubbed clean by countless horsegirls' clothes, limbs, and little faces. He spat and said, "Tsk... The 'gold juice' has dried up. The toxicity is gone."
"Huh!? How did you finish it so quickly!? Why didn't you save it for later, you clueless teacher!?"
"Shut up! Who are you calling stupid? You're the most stupid one!"
With another furious lash, Pia landed a blow on the navels of several pregnant horsegirls who looked like they had just sneaked their lunch boxes. This made them all cover their mouths and run to the back of the group to release the rainbow column. Uozuka Saburo roared, veins popping out, "I'm not a shit collector, how could I have known this shit would dry up so quickly! And you're still saving it... It would be more useful for you to let me 'restock' it myself!"
"That's fine, right? I'll just use it as it comes. I don't mind!"
"But I fucking care! Don't even think about dragging me down with you, you shameless bastard!!"
"Hehe, do you think you can escape? From the moment you started playing with shit, you've been on our side!"
The Golden Ship blew out the two napkins stuck in his nostrils, took a deep breath of fresh air, and laughed, "Welcome to the realm of the King of Tricky Things! Comrade!!"
"......roll!"
Furious at the Golden Ship's antics, Uozuka Saburo was so angry that he almost vomited blood. He didn't check for a moment and didn't apply too much force to the swung toilet stick. When he poked a pony girl with a stronger chest, the toilet stick actually triggered its own function and stuck firmly on it!
"!!!not good!!"
“Ahhhhh!!!”
"Well......"
The hand holding the toilet bowl suddenly felt an extremely strong force, which made Uozuka Saburo's whole body tilt. He loosened his hand involuntarily and grabbed the hat on the top of Huangjinchuan's head to stabilize his body!
"Damn it! It hurts, uncle! Can you be a little gentler?!"
"What the hell can I do? If you have the guts, tell that big brother to stop leaning against us!?"
After taking two quick breaths, feeling that his body was a little out of control, Uozuka Saburo quickly covered his chest and tightened his scattered muscles to calm down. However, his mood became worse and worse.
He had tried his best to use clever strength instead of brute force, not only waving a light weapon around, but also using the golden ship as a means of transportation, and exerting force very carefully, but in the end, he still...
This youthful body is really not that impressive...
"Hey! Why did you lose your curry stick? How can you be the King of Britain if you keep doing this?!"
"I'm not the King of Britain! And if I really want to be one, I should be the King of Avalon, right?!"
After casually retorting with a snarl, Uozuka Saburo sighed, broke free of the Golden Ship's arms, and jumped off her back. Facing her surprised and slightly disappointed expression, he said helplessly, "I'd better get off. Without the long-range advantage of my weapon, staying on your back would only add to the burden. It's better to free your hands so you can unleash your own fighting power."
"Um...okay."
Golden Ship shook his slightly sore arms, frowned at the surrounding horsewomen, and said, "But what should we do next? Shouldn't we continue running upwards?"
"No more running. There's a rooftop just up there, and I'm afraid these idiots will risk their lives climbing over the railing."
Shaking his head, Uozuka Saburo, who had already accepted his fate, subconsciously reached into his pocket and finally felt a familiar touch. He took out a cigarette skillfully, lit it with a lighter, and took a deep breath.
“Inhale—exhale~”
"Holy crap!? Cough...cough! Do you really have to smoke next to me at a time like this, you bastard teacher!?"
"What do you care about me? It's come to this, what's wrong with me smoking a cigarette to calm down?!"
Knowing he was doomed, Uozuka Saburo laid face down, his eyes hollow as he looked at the women around him and said, "Whether they're trying to kill me or just want to tax me, today I'm destined to become a pathetic naked man, stripped naked and thrown before the public... If I don't prepare myself mentally, I'm afraid I won't be able to bear this reality."
"Uh, don't be so quick to accept such a tragic reality... We're all in this together, so if you don't do it for yourself, why don't you at least try for me?!"
"...This is the fourth floor. Not counting this floor itself, it's about ten meters above the ground."
"......So?"
"So, a human would die if they jumped from this height, but Ma Musume wouldn't."
Exhaling another puff of smoke, Uozuka Saburo turned his head, a rare hint of tenderness in his dead eyes as he said, "Thank you for accompanying me until now on the Golden Ship. That's enough..."
“…Huh!? W-What do you mean!?”
"Their target has always been me. As long as I'm here, they won't care about anyone else, so... now you can just run for your life."
“…Fuck you!”
Huang Jinchuan, looking at the three wolves in the rain, suddenly became furious. He grabbed the three wolves by the collar and yelled, "What's going on? You've fought this hard, how can you give up so easily? Cheer up, you bastard!"
"...Golden Ship, you..."
"That's right! I remember now!!"
As if suddenly remembering something, Huang Jinchuan slapped his thigh and excitedly looked at Uozuka Saburo and said, "That thing I asked you to carry with you before! Are you still carrying it with you?!"
"Huh? You mean...the clock?"
"Yes! That one, do you have it with you?!"
Chapter 127 "Little Bay!" "Little Li Hat!"
"Um, sorry, I just changed my clothes when I got back today. The thing should have been in that dress but not...Huh?"
The words in his mouth stopped abruptly, and Uozuka Saburo was suddenly stunned. He slowly lowered his head and looked into his shirt pocket:
It was an old-fashioned alarm clock with no marks on the surface. It was obviously a palm-sized alarm clock that could withstand the test of time. It lay quietly in his palm, maintaining the appearance of pointing to the hour.
...What? This thing shouldn't be...
"Ohhhh, that's great! It really was the right decision to give this to you!"
Seeing that after so many twists and turns, there seemed to be no way out, there was a new village. Huang Jinchuan, whose emotions were fluctuating greatly, was so excited that he almost cried. He quickly hugged Uozuka Saburo's hand and said, "Quick! Use it quickly! As long as you use it, everything will be restored to its original state!"
"Huh?? This, but I can't..."
"Oh, you're so stupid! Give it to me! I'll tune it up and give you k..."
"Ala Ala~ Turns out you were hiding here~"
"!!!"
"!!!"
The two people fiddling with the alarm clock paused as they felt a powerful aura coming from behind them. They involuntarily turned their heads to look over.
A plump, kind-faced horsegirl, yet emitting a terrifying aura, was seen dragging a fainted horsegirl who had blocked the road with one hand. She slowly walked out from under the gazes of the frantic horsegirl guards, looking at them with a smile and saying, "What a naughty little baby! You actually strayed and ran all this way without your mother's knowledge..."
"..."
"..."
"Damn, dahhhh? That'll easily attract bad guys, you know? Like these two—oh my?"
The magnificent-chested horsegirl loosened her arms, letting the two horsegirls, rolling their eyes and sucking on their pacifiers, fall to the ground. Her dull eyes shifted slightly from Uozuka Saburo to the golden ship, narrowing as she spoke, "Ah, aah... I didn't expect the bad guys to get so close to you? Really... they deserve to die!!!"
"...Hey! This guy is in trouble!"
"Do you even need to tell me?! Run away, idiot!"
"Run... run! Run! You're going to try to run from this situation!?"
The Golden Ship scanned the back road, which was nearly filled with horsegirls, then glanced at the remaining windows. Gritting his teeth, he pulled Uozuka Saburo, who was still holding onto his brain, and said, "It's too late! At this close range, that high-class horsegirl will definitely burst out and kick the alarm clock away in an instant. No props will be needed!"
"So you're running!? I'll hold her back!"
"What are you running for?! Let's run together! Come here, I'll hold you and jump down!"
"No, no, no! Even you will die at this height!!"
"Oh my, you're still complaining at this hour..."
"You evil woman...how dare you lay hands on my baby! Unforgivable!"
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