"Nah!!? Nani...Pfft!"
"!!!"
They turned sideways and stopped, and these horse girls who boasted of their extraordinary character looked at the beautiful woman in emerald green formal dress in front of them with horror, as if they had seen a monster.
What kind of momentum is this!?
She's clearly smiling, clearly doesn't look threatening at all, and even exudes an inexplicable sense of intimacy... but it just makes people feel so scared! ? ?
The horsegirl closest to her fainted from fright!!
No, no, no, no, absolutely not!
Can't make an enemy of this guy!!!
The "Great Escape" horsegirls, including Super Bay, thought at the same time. Just as they were about to turn around to face the other, less mysterious, terrifying existence, they suddenly heard a relaxed voice from not far behind them: "Haha~ Senior Tetsuna, you're a step too late - I've almost eaten up half of the 'points' here, huh?"
What!? How could it be... so fast?!
The horse girls stared blankly at their "compatriots" who were either unconscious or lying in the corner with their clothes in indecent postures, unable to make a sound.
"Well, you can't calculate scores like that, okay?"
Taking advantage of the moment when the horse girls turned their heads, Shunkawa Tezuna rushed forward, grasping the two horse girls' slender necks with one hand each. Without any movement, as if with a light push, they immediately fainted with their eyes rolled back and fell to the ground weakly. "These 'highly rewarded' horse girls who have registered in the academy have much higher points than those 'unknown ones', you know?"
"Hoho~ So you want to compete with me in 'continuous attack' speed?"
"No, no, I just want to spar with you and see what level the strongest person of this generation is at."
"Hoohohohoho~"
"Hehehehe~"
"..."
very scary!
Caught right in the middle of the two, with no way out, Super Bay finally regained his composure. He revealed a smile uglier than crying, turned his head and looked out the window at the clear sky, thinking:
I really want to... play the baby game with Ma-san again~
Bang!
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Boom boom boom————
"Get out of the way! Get out of the way! Get out of the way! The big guys are coming!!! Eeeha!!"
After shamelessly begging for the control of the steamroller from Akikawa Yayoi, the Golden Ship immediately made strange noises, frantically pulled the lever and stepped on the accelerator, letting this steel beast hurtle across the campus at an actual speed of 30 miles per hour and an imposing speed of 130 miles per hour, and drove straight towards the administrative building along the avenue.
Behind him, Uozuka Saburo, Oguruma, and Akigawa Yayoi were sitting in a small circle, cross-legged on an added bright yellow steel plate, talking to the other end of the chairman's mobile phone camera.
"...So, this time it really is that Suzuko's fault again?"
"Ahahaha~ Not bad, almost..."
Yamato Akagi on the other side of the screen rubbed the back of his head awkwardly. He thought for a moment and felt like he should say something nice for his respected senior, but after a long pause, he couldn't come up with anything to say. He said helplessly, "According to Hayabusa-senpai, if you had taken the potion according to the correct procedure, this erroneous effect wouldn't have occurred. It's entirely Teahouse-senpai's fault that this situation has arisen... Are those her exact words?"
"..."
I don't believe her! That little girl is so bad!
He repeatedly deceived and attacked her! He was a 35-year-old rookie teacher!
And after just cheating him, and after being taught a lesson once, he immediately cheated him a second time! His conscience is completely black!
And the teahouse... He treated her sincerely and secretly thought that she was the most easygoing horse girl he had ever met... but in the end he got this result.
Betrayal is unforgivable!
If he doesn’t shave off all the hair on these two guys when he gets back, he won’t be called Yuzhong!!!
"Hehehe~ Looks like I can make a horsehair scarf~"
"! Uozuka-sensei? You..."
"You look so pretty when you smile~"
"...?"
What's wrong with this little chestnut hat? I've been hanging out with that Big Tree Express thing for so long that even my aesthetic sense has changed...
“No!? This is!!”
Suddenly reacting, Uozuka Saburo turned his head and met the face of Oguruma with a pair of hearts in his eyes.
Just as he began to move, a pair of iron-like hands grabbed his wrists and pincered him to the ground with unmatched strength. Then, a shadow covered his body.
Chapter 132: No Longer Human
"Hehe~Guhehe~"
Suspicious liquid flowed from the corner of her mouth. Oguruma stared at Uozuka Saburo beneath her with a daze, and said in a voice she had never heard before: "What a delicious chocolate steak~ Hehe... I'm welcome!!"
“!!! Golden Ship! Golden Ship, save me ahhhhhh————”
“Dula!!”
Bang!
“What! Ku——”
The man in the driver's seat turned around and kicked Xiao Limao in the back, but was surprised to find that the other party didn't even shake. Huang Jinchuan was shocked, but it was too late to stop the car and turn around to help!
At the crucial moment, a folding fan, as light as a feather, struck Oguruma's forehead with a force as heavy as Mount Tai! This powerful horsewoman, who could even wrestle Emperor Rudolph, was so stunned that she fell straight onto Uozuka Saburo's chest.
"Calm down! Everything is under control!!"
Putting away her folding fan, Akikawa Yayoi pulled out a carrot from a pocket on the side of her skirt. Without thinking twice, she stuffed it directly into the mouth of the staring-eyed Kourimo: "Swallow it! You man-eating mare, use this to conquer your hunger!!"
"Crunch, crunch, crunch... Gulp. Ugh!!"
He blinked twice, and suddenly two bright spots appeared. The reed-haired monster hurriedly opened its mouth and swallowed the remaining half of the carrot in one gulp. It took less than a second to chew it up quickly, and let out a satisfied sigh: "Huh~ I'm saved~"
"..."
"Huh~ As I expected, my guess was absolutely correct."
Ignoring Uozuka Saburo's puzzled expression, "How come you're so skilled?", Akikawa Yayoi wiped the sweat from her forehead, let out a long sigh, and smiled at the flustered Yamato Akagi on her phone screen. "Although Hayako didn't tell you the specific effects of the potion, I can still see its essence at a glance—it disrupts the nervous system, confusing Uma-sensei's appetite with other desires, causing her to regard Uozuka-sensei as food. Is that correct?!"
"Huh!? This..."
"Hahahahaha! As expected of Director Akikawa, a genius with an IQ over 200 is truly extraordinary!!"
"Ah, hey! Stop, don't move, Sister Hayabusa!!"
There was a moment of confusion on the other side of the screen for two seconds, then the adorable yet frantic face of Elly Soko flashed across the screen. She grinned and said, "That's right? That's been the idea from the beginning. It might be going haywire now due to incorrect usage, but the underlying logic is still exactly the same. You're still as brilliant as ever, Chairman!"
"Hahahahaha! That's inevitable! How could I not know the style of my strongest scientist!?"
After laughing wildly and happily accepting the compliment, Akikawa Yayoi suddenly put away her folding fan, stared seriously at the phone screen, and said, "But! Your behavior this time has completely crossed the line. No matter how you flatter me, you will not escape punishment! Be prepared for this, you mad scientist!!"
"Ha! Ha! Ha! Never mind, I've completely accepted my fate!"
Airihachiko responded with three similar groans, but without losing her smile, she leaned closer to the camera, staring intently at Uozuka Saburo and saying, "But~ If you carry out my punishment first and leave Uozuka-sensei to his own devices, I don't care what happens next, okay?"
"...If you have something to say, say it now! If you have to fart, fart now!"
Uozuka Saburo, who had already considered Hayako a dead horse, stared at her with a cold gaze that seemed to burn through her through the screen and said, "Do you remember what you promised me a few hours ago?"
"Well, of course I still remember..."
"If you keep nagging like this, I'll make sure that condition is fully fulfilled."
"...Don't be like this~ We are not..."
"Do you understand?"
"...Hi~"
Her tone finally dropped. Knowing she was in the wrong but unable to throw a tantrum, Airihakuko drooped her ears and pouted, saying, "We'll need a whole night to prepare the antidote, and we can't be restrained in any way. We also need your physical data, Mr. Uozuka... everything is essential."
"...Question! One night? How confident are you?"
"Well, fifty percent? You know, here we..."
"Okay, I'll give you one night!"
Not wanting to talk to this guy who had betrayed her so many times, Uozuka Saburo looked at her coldly and said word by word, "Do it under everyone's supervision. If you can't do it in one night, I'll kick your ass. Understand?"
"...I understand, hi..."
"Bye."
beep.
"...Ru, why do you deliberately act so heartless?"
Silently retracting her blackened phone, Akikawa Yayoi looked at Uozuka Saburo, who was trying to comfort Oguruma, who was constantly apologizing. "Even though Hayako was at fault first," she said, puzzled. "Your cold words to her are truly... unbecoming of a teacher."
"...No, I'm doing this precisely because I'm a teacher."
"what?"
Uozuka Saburo sighed, secretly criticizing the boss of the organization who had ordered this mission for the umpteenth time. He patiently stated his reasons, "Chairman, I remember that Hayabusa had never experienced any setbacks since she was a child. She's always had a smooth life, right?"
"That's right. After all, Elissa is a genius, the kind of genius that can turn the world upside down!"
Nodding, Akikawa Yayoi cast a subtle glance at the golden boat that had returned to its helm, pursed his lips, and said, "You mean... to use setbacks to educate people?"
"Yes and no, because strictly speaking, I don't think she is the kind of fragile girl who can't withstand setbacks."
With a sigh, he smoothed down the now-confident Oguruma and sent her off to watch the way for the Golden Ship. He also told her to eat in the cafeteria as soon as she got there, to avoid another incident like the one just now. Uozuka Saburo said, "She's very proud and confident, and her abilities support her confidence, allowing her to forge ahead in her field, overcoming all kinds of setbacks and difficulties to reach her goals."
"Well, I agree, but why do you..."
"...because these experiences made her excellent, but also made her excellent too quickly..."
A figure with soft, shaggy black hair flashed through his mind. Uozuka Saburo, his mind somewhat affected by his younger body, said quietly, "She can't understand the thoughts of ordinary people, and has gradually become unwilling to communicate with them. Haven't you noticed? She's become somewhat unable to empathize with others."
"..."
Chapter 133: Is this going home?
Since entering the school, Uozuka Saburo has seen more than four digits of horse girls, and the number of those he knows, knows the names of, and has met exceeds three digits. Among them, there are many outstanding horse girls, and even more who are outstanding and have their own strong personalities.
Sakura Shinou, Silent Suzuka, Mejiro McQueen, and Oguruma, in his opinion, each of them can be called a genius. Not only do they have a great foundation, but they also have a personality that perfectly suits their talents. They can reach heights that ordinary people can never reach in their lifetime just by following their own preferences and having fun as they please. They will not suffer the dilemma of "not liking what they are good at, and not being good at what they like" like other people.
This more or less makes them a little detached from the world, and they have completely different understandings of certain concepts from other people. In layman's terms, it is a bit like "why not eat meat porridge?", because they have never had similar experiences at all.
However, Alice's flaws in this regard are different from all of them, because Alice's genius does not lie in her physical strength... but in the extraordinary wisdom in her mind.
Even among horse girls, Oguruma, who is called a "monster", is psychologically no different from an ordinary underage girl. Even Sakura Shinou, who gives him the most headaches, is at most just a little bit off-key in his head. She has all the common sense and abides by it from the bottom of her heart.
The cute Rei Suzuko is different, because with her intelligence she is able to know more things and more social norms, but she still chooses to ignore them or even openly trample on them after rationally weighing the pros and cons.
As an outlaw, Uozuka Saburo certainly wouldn't feel any aversion to such behavior. He might even feel that she was too well-behaved and not arrogant enough sometimes. But who told him that he had to maintain his image as a good teacher?
Alisako doesn't like being bound by rules, and most of the rules can't bind her, but that doesn't mean she can really cross the bottom line again and again and cause trouble to others... Even if she didn't do it on purpose, the source of the problem ultimately lies with her.
"Everyone is responsible for their actions, whether they are an adult or a minor."
Standing up, looking at the silent Akikawa Yayoi before him, Uozuka Saburo said, half in a dramatic, half sincere tone, "As teachers and board chairmen, we can tolerate her fooling around at school, but what about when she leaves school and faces society on her own? You should know better than I do what problems she'll encounter, right?"
"......well."
Sighing helplessly, Akikawa Yayoi was both troubled by this problem that had been difficult to solve for a long time, and at the same time, she was relieved that she had a talented person under her who could see the problem on his own without her guidance.
"That's right, you're absolutely right. For those who are leaving their school years and no longer aspiring to be part of the horse racing girl world, the key is to shed their overly strong sense of self and correctly understand their place in society. The title of 'genius' can often become a burden."
"Yes, you are worthy of being the chairman. You are so smart that you can understand what I mean immediately."
He offered a light, though not overly flattering, gazed ahead at the gradually taking shape of the administrative building. Uozuka Saburo said seriously, "Even though she's not my student, she's still a student of this school. I don't want her to be isolated from society and left alone until her death, without a single friend to talk to, other than her research."
Or... appearing as a murderer or victim in some terrible incident report...
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