I, the undead, save the world with the dolls

Her team was full of pure Slavic dolls, and they were basically unable to escape unscathed after a fight. And the UMP45's frontal combat effectiveness... could only be described as weak. Five UMP45s fighting together couldn't defeat the AK15 in melee combat. That's the difference.

"Where's 9? Forget it, he's an unreliable guy." HK416, completely unaware that he had knocked down his teammate, turned his head.

"Hey, hey, hey, what kind of weird thing are you guys doing? Do you really think you're the protagonists?" Several humanoids nearby climbed up. They had survived the initial melee and were all injured at this time, but they would not sit idly by and watch these two people fight one-on-one.

The Oasis figures standing on the platform immediately switched the BGM seamlessly, creating a tense atmosphere.

"I'll kill you." "I won't show mercy." M16 and HK416 said gritting their teeth.

"Wait a minute! You drunkards who are destroying public facilities! Heroes of justice cannot sit idly by!" Suddenly a loud shout came from outside the cafeteria.

405 The Dolls' Daily Life After Changing Outfits (Part )

A figure wearing a purple and black tight-fitting suit, with long black and purple hair and blue eyes, as if it came out of a TV, rushed in.

"What? Nashita? Don't come and interfere with the duel between our strongest humanoids!" said the drunk HK416.

"The winner can drain the commander dry right away!" The other drunken humanoids around didn't mind making trouble and started shouting nonsense.

"Hey? Is this the prize? Do we really want to do this?" Brother 16 seemed a little hesitant.

"You guys, there should be a limit to your chatter. Are you serious about this prize?" HK416 stared at the humanoids lying on the ground and talking nonsense.

"Hey~ The commander (professor) said it himself, there will be rewards for participating humanoids~ That way there will be something to motivate us." The drunk humanoid was no longer able to think about the impact of his words, and was just talking nonsense.

"So that's how it is. Is this a trial? Only the strongest T-dolls can possess it, right?"

HK416's eyes sharpened. She took a deep breath, grabbed the remaining drink from the table, and gulped it down. Then she tossed the bottle aside and wiped her mouth. Her eyes were red from drinking.

"I understand, M16! Stop talking nonsense! Let's fight!"

"You don't understand a thing, 416!"

It was unknown what HK416 understood, but she acted without hesitation, taking advantage of M16's hesitation to rush over and punch him. M16 quickly released his strength and dodged desperately.

"Go, go, go! Kill, kill, kill!" The human figure who was still able to crawl rushed towards the two people fighting and immediately started fighting again.

"The order of Oasis and Griffin will be protected by me! Even if you are my companions, I, Nashita, will never tolerate you! Hey!" Nashita shouted and rushed into the crowd.

Then, with her clear mind from not being drunk and the superb fighting skills she had trained as a stuntman, she knocked down all the humanoids involved in the battle.

After all, the humanoids are no longer the same as before. They are no longer able to fight normally even if they are drunk. Their fighting skills will only decline significantly after drinking too much. Even 16th brother is the same. She fought several rounds and her strength was long gone.

After just two or three hits from Nashita, she gave in and fell to the ground - although Nashita felt that Brother 16 took the prize seriously, so he lost his fighting ability.

Nashita easily beat up the remaining drunks—though some of the humanoids were quite formidable. In one round of fighting, most of the humanoids were beaten down, with only one baby-faced, silver-haired humanoid still holding on.

"No! I am the strongest! I want to suck the commander's OO! You can't do this! Nashita! I will fight you to the death!" HK416 made shameful remarks while dragging Nashita, refusing to faint, even though she had been beaten badly.

"No, there's no such prize, right? I'm not planning on doing anything like that. You've had too much to drink. By the way, why are you so excited? This is obviously fake, right?" Nashita was shocked. She had no choice but to strangle HK416's neck and put her to the ground. 416 made a painful sound, but still managed to hold on.

"This is real! The prize, the prize is me! The commander can't do without me!" HK416 still tried hard to get up, but was held down by Nashita.

"When did you become the prize? My God, what did the professor do to you that made you think about it for so long..." Nashita had to hold HK416 down hard.

"Because the Commander didn't do anything! Why am I the only one who doesn't have a ring?! Commander! I want to have sex with you! Nashita! Hurry up, admit defeat! I want to... receive... my trophy!" HK416 roared and tried to get up, but Nashita pinned 416 to the ground again with her superb skills.

"There's no trophy at all. Is this something we both agree on? 416, is it possible that the commander needs you to be a little more proactive, or that he doesn't look at you that way?" Nashita persuaded softly.

"Impossible! The Commander is clearly a pervert... He should have pounced on me the moment he saw me... Why is the Commander so forgiving? Is he gay? Why isn't he looking at me?" HK416 held on with a single breath. Her blood vessels were ruptured.

"I can't bear to watch this anymore. You should take a rest. Then you can talk to the professor yourself about those things." Nashita couldn't stand it anymore and quickly pinched HK416's artery, making her unconscious.

"Ugh!" 416 trembled all over after hearing this, and then fainted quietly.

***

Since I only had a broken jaw and didn't pass out, I pretended to be unconscious and watched the whole thing. I didn't dare get involved in the fight; it was too terrifying. Nashita carried the unconscious T-dolls to the infirmary. Those who were vulnerable were treated by the Fallout World's automated doctors, while those who were more vulnerable were treated by the T-dolls.

[Anyway, that's basically what's going on. Because they were making too much noise, the agent ordered them to leave high-intensity patrols after their injuries heal. Incidentally... everyone knows what 416 said. She hasn't woken up yet, but I think she'd rather not.] UMP9 typed quickly.

"Can you please stop fiddling with your crafts? Have a good rest." Floren slapped UMP9's quilt.

"Woo woo woo?" UMP9 slowly lifted the quilt, revealing that she was typing.

"Okay... I wronged you. Remember to get more rest." Floren didn't know what to say seeing this. She could only remind everyone to have a good rest and then went to prepare medicine for the next batch of patients.

FNC, on the other hand, was sweating profusely from eating melons. They quickly drank a few sips of water to calm down. I wonder how Miss 416 will face the world when she wakes up.

While she was yelling and heating up the atmosphere on the stage, the Oasis doll that was playing the background music was awake the whole time. FNC didn't think they could keep this secret. It wouldn't be long before the rumor that HK416 was a nympho would spread throughout the base.

It's hard to say whether HK416 was the first to be too embarrassed to leave the house, or if the AR team rushed to the door demanding an explanation. I think either one is quite interesting.

While FNC was enjoying the melon, several more people with broken arms and legs were brought in. Their conditions were relatively minor, so the medical dolls quickly placed them in the automated doctor's room for treatment. They were then sent to the inpatient ward for observation. If their injuries didn't worsen after a day, they could be discharged.

"The number of patients we see in a single day could fill up the entire inpatient department," a medical figure, having been busy all day, peeked in from outside. "Our entire base has fewer than a thousand people at most, and we've already had nearly fifty patients in just one day."

"From my experience, for a base with less than a thousand people, fifty beds are already excessive. Normally, there wouldn't be so many people falling ill. I didn't expect there would be so many T-dolls who like to play around." Floren sighed helplessly.

"It's been a long time since I've felt the same way as before... In the past, we were overworked, and the doctors and nurses were busy all the time. Now it's not that hard... Floren, it's time to change the dressings for No. 2, No. 4, and No. 6." The medical doll took out the potion and asked Floren to change the dressings for the people.

"I hope these guys who are bumping into things will know how fragile the human body is and stop doing such fancy things." Floren could only sigh and replace the almost empty potion bottle.

"I'll go write the application for the panacea and the automatic doctor. Have Pascal prepare more, so that at least there will be fewer people in the hospital." Another medical humanoid turned on the computer and edited an application report.

***

"Hmm, the Auto-Doctor and the Panacea? They're really effective. The treatment efficiency has been greatly improved, and even the data in the Auto-Doctor can be updated. The Panacea hasn't been mass-produced yet, and we need to see other worlds to see if there's a drug resistance problem, so we can confirm when to release the ban on the Panacea."

Pascal responded carefully to the inpatient department's application message.

"There aren't enough beds in the inpatient department... Okay, add more. Could the medical department please apply to use treatment needles and injection X as medical supplies? Hmm... It seems possible..."

After reading the application report, Pascal frowned. She checked the production status of the treatment needle and injection X. The raw materials needed for these medicines had long been planted in the base and were now being cultivated on a large scale.

"The current raw material production for the Stimulant... has been increased, and automated mass production has been achieved, so we can increase it. Stimulants should be able to solve many problems."

"But Injection X... Panacea said it has a powerful analgesic effect, but it's also addictive... Hmm? Panacea finally submitted the report."

After reviewing it, Pascal finally determined that Injection X was less addictive than morphine. If even morphine could be used as a substitute, then switching was no problem.

"Alright, Injection X can be used as a pain reliever in the medical department. It's strictly forbidden to use at other times... We can't let the humanoids get addicted to drugs."

"It feels like the entire Griffin Oasis is now very dependent on technology from the Fallout world. Small nuclear energy sources, small nuclear weapons, humanoid bodies made of Saturn alloy, and humanoid equipment with electromagnetic weapons, laser weapons, and plasma weapons. Drones have been replaced with low-memory, high-performance AI from the Fallout world, as well as holographic guards and holographic production machines."

"They've all been transformed into synthetic bodies lately. Even treating illnesses now relies on automated doctors and treatment needles, and soon they'll even use medicine. Isn't this all just radiation technology? Really... they just use whatever they can get."

Pascal muttered to herself as she approved the documents and backed them up. Just as she breathed a sigh of relief, a draft of the dormitory's safety regulations was handed to her desk.

The agent summarized the various situations and problems that had arisen recently and issued a detailed regulation. However, Pascal was already exhausted from the intense work he had been doing in the past few days.

"Oh... I'm so tired~~ Why does the agent have so many things for me to deal with?" Pascal lay on the table, with a pile of documents in front of her waiting for a reply.

The agent is one of the few T-dolls that has not changed its body, and she was originally the elite T-doll responsible for the entire Iron Blood operation. This level of operational intensity is not difficult for her.

But Pascal was different. She was forced to do this. If it weren't for the other T-dolls helping her manage the oasis, she would have collapsed from exhaustion long ago.

"This kind of thing should be done by the professor! I should just be an adjutant to help out... Really, why does he like to be a hands-off boss so much?" Pascal continued to mutter to the document in front of him.

After changing into his original body, Pascal deeply felt what it meant that humans have limitations.

Her mind was indeed more agile than before, but her body was far less robust than before. Because she could only use the terminal, her work efficiency had dropped significantly, and she had to constantly deploy personnel to deal with the recent disturbances caused by Oasis and the Griffin humanoids.

Fortunately, the humanoids and AIs in many departments were responsible for matters within their respective jurisdictions, which relieved Pascal of a lot of work. However, after many things were handled, the summary work still had to be reviewed and filed by Pascal.

"I really want to do O..." Pascal muttered to himself, staring into the air. Perhaps due to the accumulated work pressure in the past few days, Pascal's spirits were always sluggish, and he felt increasingly anxious, and his body longed to do something to relieve stress.

She wasn't used to her body's limited energy and slow reflexes. Her original body had been incredibly efficient, but now... Pascal felt he needed someone to share the workload.

After getting a new body, Pascal was excited to go to the professor for a few rounds of training. But when she was about to ask the professor to teleport her, she learned some horrible news.

The body of a synthetic human is more fragile than that of an undead. According to simulation tests, if Sun Yang transfers a humanoid with a synthetic human body to the Dark Souls world, the humanoid may die suddenly after arriving at the destination, and there is a very low probability that it will be seriously injured.

Originally, the human form was a mechanical structure, so Sun Yang could just pull it, but now it is a biological structure, and creatures that are not strong enough will not be able to withstand the collateral damage during teleportation.

This is also why Sun Yang suffered massive internal bleeding after teleporting people to the base in the Fallout world.

After a few minutes of playing it off, Pascal returned to her desk to write her response report. But after about ten minutes, she finally couldn't help herself.

"Oh... I can't write anymore. It's so annoying. It feels like I haven't touched the professor in ages."

Bang! Pascal knocked the table hard, then collapsed in his chair, staring blankly at the ceiling.

"Will it always be like this? It's right in front of me, but I can only watch through the screen and can't even touch it. I watch the professor go out and have affairs with other women, and I'm powerless to do anything. I'm desperate, I'm going to despair..." Pascal grabbed a thermos from under the table, poured the brown liquid into the cup at hand, and drank it all in one gulp.

"It's so bitter, just like my heart. Is it the same for Dr. Pascal?" Pascal poured another cup, put a bunch of sugar cubes in the cup and stirred it for a while. Pascal drank the coffee mixed with strong sweetness.

I really want to call the professor and see how he's doing. But is that appropriate? If he's busy, won't I be disturbing him? Pascal pondered this question while sipping his incredibly sweet coffee.

406 The Dolls' Daily Life After Changing Outfits (V)

I just heard another doll called HK416 publicly advertise for the Professor... I'm so annoyed. I don't want to share the Professor with anyone else. Will the Professor happily agree? Or will he refuse?

No, no, Pascal, calm down, calm down. The professor doesn't belong to you alone. Even though his lust and his relationship with many humanoids have caused his reputation to decline, there are still many humanoids who like him.

The professor will take our feelings into consideration... Um... No, I can't trust the professor's head. I should call the professor and ask him. Pascal quickly convinced herself and immediately called Sun Yang.

[This is Sun Yang. Is this Pascal? Is there something you can't handle?] Sun Yang answered the phone immediately.

He seemed to be in a strange city, or rather a huge house. Beside him was a nervous-looking Strider, pursing his lips, clutching his crystal staff and glancing nervously around.

"Are you busy?" Pascal asked cautiously.

[Not busy, not busy. Actually, I'm still trying to convince 416.] Sun Yang merged the video calls. 416 panicked when he saw Pascal's face.

Pascal touched her face. She seemed to have subconsciously put on a sour face. This had never happened when she was still a mechanical humanoid.

"Master Sun Yang, what do you mean by 'not busy?' We are now in front of Andil's mansion, about to meet the most powerful spiritual practitioner of modern times. You are still wasting your time with this woman. Forget it, you should finish your work first, and I will leave. Women quarreling is the most boring thing."

Strider, for once, put on a sour face and went off to enjoy the scenery. Perhaps he felt that studying magic was more important than coaxing women.

Of course, it is also possible that he is very clear that something very strange will happen next, so Strider does not want to embarrass himself.

Pascal breathed a sigh of relief. She was still trying to think things through. At least this was a humanoid figure. At least she had been suppressing her feelings until now.

She didn't know what answer the professor would give in the end, but she was mentally prepared for it no matter what it was.

[Anyway, I had a chat with the Commander. That's right, the Commander said he could handle all of us.] 416 covered his head, looking like he'd just woken up and was still hungover.

"Huh? Everyone? Professor, are you okay?" Pascal looked at his professor in confusion. He seemed to have recovered after a period of rest. He also looked stronger than before. Could it be that the professor was okay again?

"Have you ever considered that the AR team and you have been using combat bodies all this time? They're incredibly heavy, require a lot of force, and have seemingly endless endurance... If I don't modify the body data, I'll be working for days without making any progress. The humanoid body is truly amazing. But if it's a synthetic human body, I'm definitely not going to have any problem with it."

Sun Yang's body trembled again as he spoke. Even an undead body couldn't withstand such torture. At that point, it wasn't happiness anymore, it was pure torture.

That certainly seems to be the case. It was only recently that the humanoids finally let loose, otherwise the professor's body wouldn't have been able to withstand the attacks of a humanoid. Pascal still had some self-awareness, unlike the AR team.

"Well, if it's a synthetic human body, there's indeed no problem... Wait, don't act like I agree!" Pascal said a little annoyed.

[Hmm... Pascal, are you against it? Well... there's nothing I can do. Sorry 416, I do want you and have feelings and thoughts about you, but I still have to respect my wives' opinions. I can't force them to accept it. It's not fair to them. I can't do that.]

Sun Yang apologized to 416 very seriously.

[Referring to... Commander... Why... Pascal?] 416 froze in place, then looked at Pascal pleadingly.

"Wait, wait, wait! Professor! This isn't right! Shouldn't you have been very serious and forceful in asking me to accept it, or perhaps even discussing it with me?" Pascal said hastily. So, is the professor really that stubborn?

"That's just trying to convince you to back down, right? When have I ever forced you to do anything? Except when you insisted on playing weird games. No matter who you are, everyone's a partner, and everyone's opinions are important. But there's always a first come, first served." Sun Yang said.

"No, no, I just want to experience this kind of scene... the professor coaxing me, and then I agree..." Pascal muttered, "Forget it, I won't be able to experience this in my lifetime. The professor doesn't like this kind of playing hard to get feeling either."

"What about Pascal?" 416 asked, swallowing.

"Of course you're welcome to join 416. We'll all be good sisters from now on. As long as there's a humanoid who can assist the professor and doesn't mess around, I welcome them. You don't think that just because I have a synth body, I'll convert to monogamy, right? Don't be silly, I'm a humanoid and don't have to abide by human rules. However, have you asked the AR team and M14? They might have a bit of a temper or something." Pascal said with a smile.

"It's okay. I'm very familiar with the AR team, so they let me join after just a few words. But, the term 'good sisters'... I haven't used it anywhere yet." 416 looked at Sun Yang's pants, seriously resting his finger on his chin.

Huh? Are the AR team easier to talk to? I feel like I'm being the villain for once... but I don't want to do that. Pascal sighed helplessly.

But HK416 seems to have calmed down a bit. Is it just my imagination? She was so violent at the banquet, but now she's so reserved around me. I really don't understand her personality, but she's definitely not this shy.

Maybe he's just reserved around me. If he can get along well with the AR team, he's probably not a bad kid. After sizing up HK416, Pascal continued to question Sun Yang.

"Professor, you emphasize the body so much. Is there a way to transport our synthetic bodies to other worlds?"

"No, you have to think about it the other way around. I think I've found a way to get back to base," Sun Yang said.