I, the undead, save the world with the dolls

Sun Yang couldn't help it. "Enough, New God! I don't want to sit on the golden toilet! Don't give me random plots! Don't keep imagining a bunch of weird martyrdom plots!" He quickly connected to the communication.

"K5?" Sun Yang asked K5 on the other side of the communication channel.

"*＆%#￥!?" K5's body trembled violently, and after several seconds, she carefully curled up. The only sound on the communication channel was her breathing, which was only heard when she was in extreme pain. "Ugh, it's so uncomfortable, I feel like I'm going to cramp, cramp... Hmm? Commander? How did you find time to come to see me?"

"Are you busy? You look very tired." Sun Yang looked at K5's body cramping due to excessive excitement and could only sigh.

The humanoids didn't actually know what his vision window looked like. Some might have guessed it had a 360-degree view without blind spots, but most believed the commander was simply using the humanoid's signals and the base's surveillance system to find someone.

Although Sun Yang had anticipated this problem when he gave the clothes to K5, he still felt a pang of pain when he saw his first piece of clothing being used like this. Damn, no piece of clothing could withstand such treatment.

"I'm not busy, I'm just exercising." After K5's body recovered, she moved carefully, fearing that her body would give her another hard time.

"I have something very important to tell you, so I need to summon you over. Come now." Sun Yang raised his eyebrows, his evil taste taking over his mind.

"Well... okay... I'll go change my body..." K5 replied somewhat dejectedly, and she slowly stood up.

"Don't worry, there will be no problem with the undead body." Sun Yang didn't want to miss this scene, so he immediately swung the spiral sword and summoned K5.

"Huh--?!" Before K5 could even scream, Sun Yang shook him over.

422 The Shyness of a Godhead

(Chapter 421 summary: Sun Yang uses modern firepower to beat the Giant King to upgrade, and pulls K5 over to do the work. Because it still can't pass the review after the modification, I can only mention it here.)

"Um, Commander? Where is this place?" K5 blushed, and she tugged at her Koryuin coat nervously. The coat was long enough to cover her calves and hide her body lines.

"It's the world of Dark Souls, K5." Sun Yang pulled out a Changshafa and asked K5 to sit down. K5 was very reserved and sat down carefully. Sun Yang sat down next to K5 without hesitation.

"Why are you so reserved? I remember you did some strange sacrificial activities before. You didn't say anything at that time, right?" Sun Yang touched K5's head, and his hair felt very nice.

"I'm just a little embarrassed... Hehehe, Commander's hands are so big and warm..." K5 couldn't help but smile softly after being touched on the head.

"By the way, why are you wearing my coat? There's nothing special about it, right?" Sun Yang got straight to the point and gently stroked K5's smooth cheek.

K5's smile froze immediately. After two seconds, she cautiously asked, "Commander, can't I wear your clothes?"

"Of course. But you have to remember to wash this dress," Sun Yang sniffed pretentiously, "It seems to have a strong smell of sweat."

"Hmm..." K5 didn't know how to answer for a moment. She had indeed not washed the coat since she put it on, for fear that she would wash away any trace of the commander's scent.

"But it doesn't matter. It's okay if it's a little dirty. K5, you don't mind if I hug you, right?" Sun Yang said with a smile, trying to play hard to get.

"I don't mind. You can definitely come more often... Commander, you rarely seek close contact with us. Many of the dolls are lonely," K5 said, opening his arms. "Hug?"

"Come here~ K5~" Sun Yang hugged her and brought her over. Sun Yang asked K5 to face him and let her sit on his thighs, facing each other.

"I'm still quite shy..." K5 mumbled timidly. Her face flushed deeply, and she looked very excited and nervous. "It feels weird."

"Should I put you down?" Sun Yang said, hugging K5's waist. Her waist was very thin, unlike M4's soft and elastic body, completely different in style.

"No, this is fine..." K5 hesitated for a moment, then laid down on Sun Yang's chest. "Commander's heartbeat is so strong, so powerful... It feels like he has a lot of vitality."

"Your heartbeat is strong, and your undead body is full of vitality." Sun Yang said as he hugged K5. When he hugged K5, he immediately understood where the soul signal that summoned him came from.

This was the signal from K5's body, because the soul of K5's body was separated from Sun Yang.

For unknown reasons, when K5 activated the undead body, the two souls with the same origin resonated with each other, and this resonance was finally captured by Sun Yang.

"Well, what exactly did the commander call me here for?" K5 said a little embarrassedly.

Although she had made up a bunch of things in her head that she believed to be true, when she was in front of the commander, she was scared again - the commander didn't like these things very much. Even if she made them up, it was just a prank to divert attention.

The Commander's attitude towards him was more important than these specious religious beliefs he had conjured up. K5 was more afraid of being disliked by the Commander than the fact that his strange religion couldn't be spread.

"Because K5 always said things like he admired me, and he changed into an undead body. I also heard that you seemed to be secretly wearing my clothes and praying everywhere. I was very worried about you, so I summoned you to talk. But you look quite healthy." Sun Yang hugged K5's little head and stroked it gently.

But soon Sun Yang's expression became serious.

"While I don't object to you engaging in religious activities, I heard you were using a torture whip and then cleaning up bloody salt water with a basin... K5, you're not doing any kind of penance, are you?"

"Um, Commander, do you want to do it? I'm fine. I've taken a good shower." K5 blinked and said with all his courage.

"What? I won't whip you. Do you want me to whip you until your skin is torn and flesh is exposed?" Sun Yang found it outrageous.

"What about other things?" K5 seemed to have some expectations.

"I have principles." Sun Yang just held the K5 and didn't actually start the men's and women's free fighting on the spot. He just endured and enjoyed the feeling.

Although mainly... he thought about the consequences - the Shura field that the humanoids would trigger next.

The AR team was furious because of her cheating and refused to carry out the mission. Pascal refused to carry out any scientific research tasks unless he made her happy because she secretly met someone outside.

Even HK416... I just made a boast, and then she forgot about it. Wouldn't that be a big deal? I guess only M14 doesn't care. She has always been very indifferent, with a Buddhist attitude. As long as she is still with me at the event, she has no complaints.

Just thinking about it gives me a headache. Sun Yang is not good at coaxing people, and it is not easy to smooth over the tempers of these humanoids.

When they like someone, they really like them intensely, and when they're angry, they're really furious. This is a matter of principle, not something you can just brush off. While I can mess with a few dolls at will, for the sake of a harmonious future, I still need to restrain myself.

You can't just do it for a momentary pleasure without considering what will happen later. Although I do feel sorry for K5, there are some things that really can't be messed around with.

"It's okay, this is fine. I'm satisfied with this~ Compared to those elite humanoids, the role I can play is very small. It's nice to be able to occupy the commander for a while." K5 hugged Sun Yang and closed his eyes in his warm embrace.

She could feel the rise and fall of her commander's chest with every breath, a unique sign of life. Being able to sleep with the commander in her arms was already a great blessing.

"Then you can take possession of her as much as you want. I don't mind a little while longer." Sun Yang swallowed what he was about to say. If his guess was correct, K5 might have been actively exercising.

According to some gossips from humanoids, K5 seems to have been hard at work training her body for her return. She firmly believes that as long as her soul signal is strong enough, she can guide Sun Yang back home.

Although K5 thought she had concealed it well judging by her behavior, everyone had known each other for a long time, so everyone could still guess what K5 was up to.

It's just that K5's ideas are so shocking that other humanoids think he's just crazy or some kind of performance art. No one cares what K5 does in his spare time - just don't blow up the base.

423 Preparations before Return

"Commander, I have to confess something." After sleeping for a while, K5 lay on Sun Yang and whispered.

"If it's something too personal and it's inconvenient to talk about, that's okay. I understand." Sun Yang quickly added.

"What...? Oh, Commander, you are so unromantic." K5 rubbed his head against the Commander's chest and said helplessly.

"Commander, we all hope you can return to the base. As long as this base is without a commander, we will be without a backbone. Although everyone has gradually become accustomed to letting the agent and Pascal run the base, we are still unsure."

"Everyone tried many ways to bring you back, and I was no exception... At first, I was just joking, but after some research, I gradually realized just how sinister the belief in the undead is."

"Pascal and the agent wouldn't have thought of this. Neither would Strider, who looked down on the clergy, have thought of this—prayer is effective. If you pray desperately with your undead body, a miracle will happen. Commander, can you feel it? Can you feel my tiny soul?"

K5 hugged Sun Yang's back, her chest pressed tightly against his, her body conveying longing and the call of the soul.

"Did I succeed, Commander? If this power can bring you to the base, I can work a hundred times harder than I do now. I will be very happy as long as I have your praise." K5 said softly while hugging Sun Yang.

"Of course it is a success, K5. You have done a great job. So to reward your hard work, K5, and also for a faster return, please accept this soul." Sun Yang gathered the remaining souls from his body that were not enough for the upgrade and handed them to K5.

"Such a huge soul... It's much more powerful than the power I have refined myself during this period." K5 couldn't help but exclaimed in a low voice when he held the huge snow-white soul block in his hand.

Although these were only the remaining souls after Sun Yang's upgrade, K5 was only a newly promoted undead after all. These souls were enough for her to thrive.

"So, Commander, which direction do you want me to grow in? To be a warrior charging at the front for you, an assassin hunting down rival politicians? Or to be a mage or a priest blasting away enemies?" K5 asked softly.

"Just be yourself. I don't want to interfere with your thoughts—" Sun Yang's template speech was not finished before he was interrupted by K5 simply and rudely.

"But I don't want to be myself. Before I was an undead, I was the humanoid of Commander Sun Yang. I want to listen to the commander. As long as I hear the commander's words, I can do anything. As long as it's your words, I'm willing to listen." K5's eyes flashed dangerously.

"This, I..." Sun Yang was speechless for a moment. Don't listen to everything. Complain when you need to.

"Tell me what to do, my commander. I have worked hard for your return, but if it is your order, I can work harder." K5 hugged Sun Yang's back and sniffed his scent greedily.

Damn, why does this feel so weird? What kind of nonsense is this? Calm down, myself. Humanoids have their own concepts. We can't just treat them as humans. Don't make a fuss about this kind of thing.

K5 said this because she truly trusts me... I'm afraid many T-dolls will ask me questions of this or that kind, which will have their own ideas severely impacted.

Sun Yang quickly mentally recited a bunch of excuses, desperately suppressing his guilt. Deciding the life or death of an enemy was truly satisfying, but deciding the future of the humanoids filled Sun Yang with fear and discomfort.

Even if he had just shaken K5 over to her, if she was very reluctant, Sun Yang would send K5 back immediately and apologize.

He subconsciously felt that the humanoids held the same status as humans within the base. It was best to discuss any issues first and seek the humanoids' opinions.

However, some humanoids are confused by the need for opinions... Based on their past and basic mental levels, they will show different tendencies.

Some are quite autonomous, actively requesting certain missions or asking for specific things, while others are troubled and bewildered by the power of discretion, finding it more reassuring to follow the commander's orders rather than making their own decisions.

——Although this was just an excuse Sun Yang made for himself. The humanoid might not mind, but Sun Yang couldn't get used to it.

If Sun Yang ordered a T-doll to carry out a suicide mission, he would still feel very uncomfortable, even if the T-dolls could survive the explosion and return to the base to read the bar.

"Commander, are you God?" K5 suddenly asked.

"It's obvious that I'm not. How can a god need to upgrade, brush souls and learn spells?" Sun Yang retorted.

"But the Commander is my God. I am the Commander's first Divine Envoy, and I want to establish the true Griffin Divine Punishment Sect. When my Lord Sun Yang descends into other worlds, Divine Envoys like me will accompany you. The Commander will bring down Divine Punishment on those forces that he condemns, and will bring down miracles of healing on those he redeems."

"The sharp pain at the back of our heads is a constant reminder to us not to indulge in powerful magical powers and to exercise them with caution and prudence. This pain will be remembered by all humanoids participating in the church. Do you support me in this?"

K5 hugged Sun Yang tightly. She became a little dazed because of the continuous deep breathing. The huge life energy so close to her made her extremely excited.

She desperately wanted to explain these words to her commander. Commander... He wouldn't hate her, at most he'd just forbid himself from doing so. He liked the humanoids, and aside from the traitor RPK16, he'd never really lost his temper with one.

***

No, this isn't good. I really want to refuse. Griffin's Divine Punishment Sect? How long ago is that? This was clearly a religion I created as a prank, how did K5 pick it up and mess it up like this?

And K5 probably didn't really obey him in everything. She'd said that out of loyalty and trust in him, and she truly felt it was okay to let Sun Yang dictate her development. But if she wasn't allowed to practice this bizarre religion, she might be truly heartbroken.

Damn it, I don’t want to wear a yellow robe, I’m not a big golden guy at all!

After struggling for a moment, Sun Yang slowly breathed a sigh of relief.

"I won't stop you, but you can only do this kind of thing by yourself. Don't drag others into it, okay?" Sun Yang tried to preach.

"Commander... my Lord only needs one divine messenger from me, right?" K5's voice suddenly trembled rapidly. "I will enjoy my Lord's grace alone! Are you truly willing? Can I truly enjoy your glory alone?"

It's over. I don't understand religion. My hobby is nothing compared to a true worship of the entity. Sun Yang thought about it and felt it would be best if K5 didn't mess with the other humanoids.

"K5, I don't need anyone else. You are enough as a divine messenger. I will infuse more souls into your body later, and you... must strengthen your miraculous abilities and physical performance. You must at least be able to fight alongside other humanoids." Sun Yang said, and arranged an upgrade route for K5.

"Okay, my lord. I will be the only messenger of the Griffin Divine Punishment Sect. I will take on everything my lord needs." K5 said while still hugging Sun Yang tightly.

"Why don't you come down first?" Sun Yang slowly stood up. K5 was still holding his back and hanging on Sun Yang's chest.

"My Lord..." K5 slid down slowly, looking a little lost.

"You were the commander and my lord just now, and now you have finally settled on a title. This is my treasured soul, my wife, please keep it safe." Sun Yang took out a few large bottles, crushed the bottles, and then absorbed all the souls into K5's body.

"Wife Ben? My Lord, you want to marry... one, two, three, four, five, six, six wives? So these souls are... a betrothal gift? You want to give souls to Dr. Pascal and Javier, the boss of IOP?" K5 didn't seem shocked that Sun Yang wanted to marry so many humanoids. She just said with some worry, "My Lord, I will find an opportunity to hunt souls and return them to you. Will you wait for me? I really will return them."

"What the hell is this nonsense? I won't give any of my soul to those two people. You've watched too many TV dramas K5." Sun Yang took out the spiral sword and stuck it into the ground.

"What about my wife Ben?" K5 still wanted to ask clearly.

"It just means that I have kept my soul for a long time. Okay, upgrade quickly. Uh, you know how to upgrade, right?" Sun Yang quickly asked K5 to sit in front of the campfire.

"Upgrade? You mean using your soul to strengthen your body? I've asked Rukatiye and Strider, and I know exactly what to do. Speaking of which, my Lord, I don't think I've ever seen you flirting with Rukatiye. You two are clearly friends for life, right?"

"What the hell is flirting? She looks like she's cursed... I'd like to interact with her more, but isn't that very busy? I have to learn magic and improve my combat power. I occasionally greet Rukatiye, but she doesn't seem willing to say a few words to me." Sun Yang muttered.

"My lord, I seem to know why you rejected me. You are worried about the debt of love you left behind! What's worse is that you brought the debt of love back as a fighting force! My lord! You are a real scumbag! Although I will go through fire and water for you, you are a real scumbag, my lord!" Although he cursed, he would still spare no effort to fight for Sun Yang. The human form is such a contradictory and strange existence.

Ah... yes. Sun Yang's forehead was covered in sweat. There were also various emotional issues that needed to be resolved at the base. Was this all the fault of being too young?

Never mind. Sooner or later, I'll have to face this problem. I'll go ask Strider if he's got the antidote ready. I'll have him go back and remove the curse for Rukatiye first. Otherwise, if I suddenly return home, I feel like it'll just cause a bloodbath.

There was a flash of fire on K5's body. She stood up and stretched her body, moving up and down in amazement.

"Although my head hurt a lot after sitting on the fire, my strength has really increased significantly. Well, I feel like it has barely caught up with my original body." K5 said.

"Then you go back to the base first and adapt to your new body. After you have adjusted your body, I will try to teleport with you as the end point. You are very important, so don't make any mistakes." Sun Yang rubbed K5's hair again.

"Got it, my Lord~" K5 enjoyed the feeling of being patted on the head. She finally waved to Sun Yang. Then she was sent back by Sun Yang, but the price was that Sun Yang's blue bar was shortened.

"Hmm! It's so heavy. As expected, after giving her the soul, the mana bar required for teleportation has increased."

Sun Yang sat down to calm down and replenish his health. He planned to kill the Giant King for a few rounds, then return to Andil's mansion to retrieve Strider and have him resolve the curse issue.

If this problem is not resolved today, he will not dare to go back to deal with his emotional problems.

424 Pre-action arrangements

Sun Yang went through the Giant's memories more than ten times, asked the Giant King to pay him millions of souls, and then returned to Andil's mansion. When Sun Yang returned, Strider had just finished improving his magic.

When Strade saw Sun Yang come back, he immediately performed various magic gestures in the room that Sun Yang could not understand.