I, the undead, save the world with the dolls

"Then add an anti-virus program or something like that for me. I don't want to go to any world where I might be stared at by a tree." Just as Sun Yang finished speaking, a ball of flame flashed across the spiral sword, and the protective fire added a BUFF to it. This probably solved the problem.

So easy to talk to, worthy of being my subconscious. Sun Yang nodded, and the other party stopped talking. Soon, Sun Yang passed through the entire heavy shell. Blue and purple sparks flashed before his eyes, and then the lightning in front of his eyes spun violently, and the space seemed to be torn apart.

Damn it! No wonder I felt so dizzy! Sun Yang was vomited out, spinning around and falling flat on his face.

When Sun Yang fell out, it seemed that he knocked over a bunch of things, including iron, cloth, plastic and everything else. When he got up dazed, he opened his eyes and saw a crooked cross.

"Cross? Uh...where is this?" Sun Yang looked at the metal wall above his head and scratched his head in confusion.

"Commander?" A familiar voice suddenly came from beside him. Sun Yang turned his head and saw K5. She was standing next to a pile of overturned magic weapons and asked Sun Yang tremblingly.

A lot of the various magical weapons that K5 had carefully arranged were smashed into pieces by Sun Yang who fell in, but she didn't care much and just approached cautiously.

"K5? If you are here, it means this is your dormitory. Did we succeed? I'm sorry for breaking these things of yours, I will compensate you..." Sun Yang struggled to stand up from the debris, but was then knocked to the ground by K5 and thrown back into the garbage dump.

"Wow!! It's real, Commander!!!" K5 rubbed Sun Yang's chest vigorously, "We finally have a complete family!! I, we have been waiting for you for a long, long time! Commander! You are finally back!"

K5 seems to treat me like the head of the family... I hope I can take on this responsibility. The base has always been run by agents and Pascal, so in a sense, I've been shirking responsibility.

"Well... I'm back." Sun Yang hugged K5 and touched her head. It felt really good.

"Really... my desperate prayers paid off... Oh my... it feels so good." K5 smiled softly. She looked a little tired, and she looked lazy when she was being touched.

"Thank you for your hard work, K5. Without you, it would probably take me a long time to get back here." Sun Yang said softly.

"Anyway... welcome back, Commander. Ah! I should say my Lord... I'm so excited. My Lord, you should go for a walk around the base... let everyone know that you are back." After K5 took a few deep breaths on Sun Yang, he climbed off him and pulled Sun Yang up.

"Then these... Sun Yang looked at the garbage all over the ground. "It would be a bit too cruel to just leave."

"These are not important! What's important is that you are back! My lord! Go out!" K5 said as he pushed Sun Yang out of the room and called the drone to clean up.

427 Commander's Return (Part )

Sun Yang left the room under K5's shove. This was the first time he'd actually stood in the hallway of the Griffin dormitory area, and the first time he'd seen the ceiling from an upward perspective. After all, he'd only ever observed it from a bird's-eye view through the window.

The dorm wasn't empty at this time. It was nearly 8 p.m., and the humanoids who had completed their missions had already returned to the dorms, changed into their synths, and headed to the cafeteria to enjoy their meals. In other words, at this time, most of the humanoids were gathered in the cafeteria, with a few hunkered down in their dormitories.

Let's go to the cafeteria. Sun Yang took a breath. This was the first time he had truly been face to face with the humanoids under the same roof. In the past, he could only inform them of certain matters through projection.

He wasn't as unsure as before, but he was still a little nervous. How would he face the humanoids who had been waiting for his return? Would he be berated? Or would he be greeted with cheers?

But no matter what, he would take the initiative to face it. He would tell all the humanoids that their commander had returned.

The cafeteria door detected the Supreme Commander's return and automatically opened. A noisy atmosphere immediately erupted from the cafeteria. The humanoids sat with their friends, chatting and laughing as they devoured the delicious food before them.

In a corner of the cafeteria, Sun Yang could see Rukatiye leading a group of humanoids who had changed into their original bodies, drinking heavily. It was obvious that the sisters around them were all drunk.

Rukatiye, whose body functions were strong enough to fight a humanoid, drank the wine like water and even lay down. It was unknown why this sisterhood would drink itself unconscious.

The opening of the cafeteria door did not attract much attention from the humanoids, but some of the humanoids facing the door widened their eyes and stopped putting food into their mouths.

Sun Yang adjusted the collar of his elite riot armor and strode to the center of the cafeteria. The humanoids who saw him immediately patted their companions and told them to look in his direction.

"Am I dreaming?" "Who had nothing better to do than create an intelligent entity that looks like a commander as a prank? Is he asking for a fight?" "A holographic image of the commander? A general mobilization?" "What's going on? Even the signal is disguised?" The humanoids were restless and looked at Sun Yang, who was standing in the center of the cafeteria, anxiously.

Sun Yang skillfully adjusted the full-band broadcast. Facing the gazes of all the humanoids, he turned on the loudspeaker.

"Good evening everyone, I have a surprise for you all. K5 and I were very successful in our teleportation experiment. I, Sun Yang, have successfully returned. Your commander and professor are back. From now on, this base—"

Before Sun Yang finished speaking, the humanoids climbed out from their respective tables and chairs. All of them stared at Sun Yang, their faces filled with uncontrollable ecstasy.

"Commander!" "Professor!"

"The commander is back! Lift the commander up!"

"Strip the commander's clothes!"

"Oh oh oh oh!!"

The humanoids let out a chaotic shout, one after another. They overturned tables and chairs and other things, and the ones closest to them rushed straight towards Sun Yang.

"Ahhh? What are you doing?" Before Sun Yang could react, several humanoid figures lifted Sun Yang up above their heads.

"We've caught the commander!" "Now we won't let the breeder run away!" "Hurry up! Everyone take turns touching it! Is this real?" The humanoids shouted happily, and no one knew why they were still so strong after changing into synthetic bodies.

"Gu, guwa!" Sun Yang immediately fell into the sea of ​​humanoids. The humanoids lifted Sun Yang above their heads one by one, allowing everyone to touch the real commander.

"Hey! Don't touch there!" Sun Yang quickly protected his important position, and the other characters attacked him without knowing the severity of the blow and dealt him a critical blow.

Sun Yang was touched by countless hands for a long time, and the humanoids' concerns and shouts echoed in his ears. Sun Yang could only try his best to respond to the welcome words of each humanoid.

Then, as the ball was passed around, Sun Yang was passed to AK15. She didn't hesitate and directly picked up Sun Yang and carried him on her shoulders.

"AK15?" Sun Yang was a little embarrassed as he was being held up. AK15 was much taller than him, and being held up like this, all the humanoids could see him.

"You're welcome, Commander. We're all so glad you're back. This is such a pleasant surprise." AK15's arms powerfully supported Sun Yang's thighs as they circled the cafeteria several times. The humanoids followed AK15, screaming strangely.

"Commander! Come drink one!" The humanoid immediately handed over a bottle of whiskey. Sun Yang took it and drank it without thinking. The hot alcohol made his stomach churn. The humanoids also picked up the unfinished drinks nearby and followed the commander to drink the whole bottle.

"Everyone! Listen to me!" Sun Yang also became excited. He got down from AK15's neck, holding a bottle of wine, and asked the humanoids to build a temporary stage with tables, and then he jumped up with a brisk step.

"Listen up, Commander!"

"Professor! Come on! We've been waiting for you for a long time! Say a few words!"

The humanoids gathered under Sun Yang, holding all kinds of things, and looked at him eagerly.

"Everyone! Do you still recognize me as the commander? Do you still recognize me as the professor?!" Sun Yang took another big gulp.

"Of course we admit it! We'll listen to you! You decide who to fight! We'll fight him!" The tactical figures responded enthusiastically.

"Commander! Take us with you to destroy the new Soviet military! With so many weapons, we can even beat Yegor's butt into pieces!" another human figure said loudly.

"Alright! Since you still recognize me! Then I promise to lead you to defeat all enemies you meet in the future! I promise that all of you can live well in this base! I mean what I say! Because I am here right now!"

"As long as I'm in this base, I will protect you! The military? Paratis? They're all trash! I'm going to blow up the New Soviet Union! I'm going to blow up Germany! I'm going to blow up all the enemies! I'm not going to leave a single one alive! Because I can do it, I can definitely do it! I'm going to blow up the whole world!" Sun Yang also got carried away and started making outrageous remarks to the humanoids.

"Alright! Let's destroy everything! Commander, we're following you!"

"It's the Commander again! He's got the right words! He's got the right things done! This is what it means to do great things! The Commander is back! We can get back to doing great things!"

"Great! The professor is going to defile the entire world!"

Everyone was so drunk that they couldn't hear what Sun Yang was saying, but they were all very happy no matter what he said.

When they were parading Sun Yang, they poured bottles of alcohol into his mouth without even checking the brand. They were completely drunk now.

"My dear brothers and sisters, my dear siblings! I love you! I love you more than anyone else! But I need to rest for a few days and chat with everyone. But in a few days, I will be ready to leave for the next world!"

"By that time, I will personally lead the team to destroy the fucking new world, recycle the fucking new technologies and new resources, and become even more awesome and powerful!" After Sun Yang finished shouting, he drank the rest of the wine.

"Oh oh oh oh!!" The humanoids made meaningless shouts again, probably just wanting to shout.

After a few rounds of drinking, everyone's spirits were aroused. Even AK15 accidentally drank too much.

At this moment, she was holding the RPK16 under her arm, feeling a little overwhelmed, and drank half a bottle in anger.

"Senior, is that the commander? He seems ordinary, but everyone seems to be possessed... Is Sun Yang such a powerful guy?" RPK16 was used to being sandwiched like this, so she asked AK15.

"He's very powerful, stronger than you and me. Also, be respectful to the commander! Don't call him by his name without regard for his age!" RPK16 was hit by AK15.

When Sun Yang was about to continue his speech, hurried footsteps were heard from outside.

"I knew it would be like this! Why are they so excited again for no apparent reason!" When the agent saw the carnival at the scene and Sun Yang's figure, his expression changed several times with complexity.

"Master..." The agent yelled, causing all the humanoids to subconsciously quiet down. The agent quickly saluted Sun Yang.

"Thank you for your hard work in operating the base, agent. I will continue to borrow your strength in the future." Sun Yang said with a smile.

"My power is at your disposal, Master. Welcome back, but... I think it would be better to hold a formal party..." The agent looked at the mess in front of him and pressed his forehead.

"There's no need for that. I don't want to hold a party specifically for my return. There's no need. And from now on, I will stay in the base. You can see me as many times as you want." Sun Yang didn't really like those kinds of serious parties. It would be fine for everyone to just eat and drink.

"Ah—" Many humanoids strongly expressed their dissatisfaction. However, Sun Yang still didn't want to give in on this point. Throwing another party would be too much trouble. Just one time would be enough.

"Anyway, that's all for today's surprises. Okay, everyone, go back and get some rest. You're all pretty drunk, so if you have anything you want to say or ask, you can always ask later. Oh! And I want to thank K5 again for helping me pull off this experiment." As soon as Sun Yang finished speaking, there was a commotion among the figures. K5, looking bewildered, was lifted up.

She joined in after cleaning up. She originally just wanted to feel the atmosphere, but she didn't expect to be praised by Sun Yang.

"K5! K5!" The humanoids threw K5 up.

"See you all tomorrow!" Sun Yang waved and was about to leave when he heard the sound of a chair being moved not far away.

"Ayang, where are you going to sleep?" AR15 climbed up from the table with a carnivore smile on his face.

"Have you chosen your bed? Is it big enough?" M4 also stood up.

"Of course, I'm going back to the bedroom attached to my command room. Stop talking nonsense and follow me into the room. No one can sleep well today." Sun Yang moved his shoulders.

Sun Yang had tidied up his bedroom a long time ago, but he had never been able to move in. He could only stare at it and imagine what it would be like if he lived there. Now his wish has finally come true.

As for why he's so confident... the humanoids have all been transformed into synthetic bodies, so how could they possibly be defeated? During the novice phase, they fight high-level elite monsters, and as they level up, they fight smaller monsters. The difficulty curve is completely unreasonable.

[Hey——I thought the Commander would be more restrained.]

"Are you sure you weren't forced by the AR team? If M4 wasn't like that, the professor wouldn't have responded like that."

The humanoids immediately communicated quietly by typing, and unknowingly, Sun Yang's reputation among the humanoids seemed to have improved a little bit.

"I've been waiting for you to say this, Sun Yang." Rukatiye climbed to her feet, but she looked a little hesitant. "Isn't it a bit too extreme to engage in group sex for the first time?"

"It's okay, just leave the first and second shots to 416 and you. Yang, I'm looking forward to you." M4 raised his eyebrows.

"Wait, I haven't said anything yet?" 416 didn't expect that he would be arranged immediately.

"Is it not okay to be the first one? How about it be my turn?" Rukatiye said with a smile.

"No, it's fine." 416 felt like she needed some time to adjust to this atmosphere. Some of the AR team members were particularly unruly, which made her a little uncomfortable.

Humph, seeing M4's confident expression, Sun Yang almost laughed out loud. She probably didn't see any difference between the two bodies. She was wrong. The difference was huge.

Sun Yang exchanged a few final pleasantries before being surrounded by a large group of humanoids and rolled into his dormitory.

428 When it comes to ways to improve relationships, there is probably only one

Thanks to the humanoids' synthetic bodies and Sun Yang's significantly improved physical performance, he could finally take on seven enemies at once. As he'd expected, the synthetic humanoids didn't have endless stamina bars or insatiable physiques. They were, at best, quite strong humans.

At first, 416 was very confident and went in, but she surrendered after a while. Her body was not used to the feeling, and she rolled down in less than half an hour.

Rukatiye persisted for quite a long time. After all... she was a real being with a longer physical strength bar than a humanoid. However, it was her first time, so she had to take a break after half an hour to calm down.

Then, it was free-fighting time. I confidently charged forward with my M4 and AR15, only to suddenly realize my stamina and endurance had plummeted. It had dropped from a professional marathon runner to the level of a typical middle school student who'd passed a physical fitness test. It was still pretty good, I guess.

"Wait, wait, this isn't what we agreed on. Yang, wait a minute," M4's defense was quickly broken. She shook her head hurriedly, "Someone must have put aphrodisiac in the drink! I'm so dizzy and can't breathe... Slow down... Ugh!"

M4 collapsed on the bed in shame and was pushed aside by AR15.

"You usually whine all day long, saying how you can survive without Ayang. How come you collapse so quickly in actual combat? M4, look at you being so excited about yourself, it's shameful." AR15 also attacked confidently.

Then Sun Yang continued to fight without any hesitation, and soon AR15 and M4 were both killed.

"Ah... My body is so fragile. But it's also quite satisfying... Not bad..." AR15 said finally.

"15, your time is even shorter than mine..." M4 said while lying dead.

"Because I've never exercised with this body before." AR15 said calmly.

"I'm next! Commander! I'm here to make sure you can handle it!" Gouzi pounced, then lay down a few minutes later. Sun Yang placed her next to AR15, waiting for her body to recover.

"Ah? How could this be? Is this the human body? The feeling... is so rich." The dog stared at the somewhat unfamiliar ceiling with a confused look on his face.

"Commander, there's no need to satisfy me so much. If you think it's okay, then that's fine." Even though M14 had changed his body, he still looked very human.

"Professor, please be gentler..." Pascal looked at the three members of the AR team being shot down and was somewhat worried about his own condition.

When Sun Yang came back, the two of them were still carrying out patrol and scientific research tasks. It was not until Sun Yang was greeting a group of people back to the dormitory that M14 and Pascal stopped him halfway and joined the party.

"Don't be afraid, both of you come together!" Sun Yang dragged them onto the bed. Pascal, who had the least physical strength, fell to the ground first, and M14 didn't last long either.

Just when Sun Yang wanted to take a breath and rest, 416 and Rukatiye, who had been waiting for a long time, rushed over again. The second round of unlimited battle began immediately -

He had a vague memory of what happened next. The rested humanoids took turns attacking Sun Yang, using every available part of his body.

Sun Yang's last memory was of Rukatiye yawning and lying on top of him, all sticky. She climbed up and kissed him, smiling.

"What an exciting night, Sun Yang. But... it really takes a bit of time. Let's take turns next time~"

"Huh...are you satisfied?" Sun Yang felt that he still had enough strength to hold on, but he still had to rest when it was time.

"Don't be silly. With our physical strength, we can do it for three days and three nights without stopping. But when that time comes, all that's left is discomfort. It's good like this~" Rukatiye said while lying on Sun Yang.