I'm in Type-Moon, I have a Holy Evil Simulator

"Did something go wrong with this mission? Where is my onee-sama?"

"--correct."

Kato Danzo tilted his head slightly, and a stream of data flashed in his emotionless golden eyes.

"Danzo will complete the mission, defeat the White-robed Shura, and retrieve the evil-destroying Buddhist sword, Suzumaru Tsuneji, and the human female named Oda Nobunaga."

"...Xinsheng, come closer."

Lying on the hospital bed, Oda Nobuhide waved to Oda Nobukatsu and whispered to his second son.

"Is this really Kato Danzo, the man known for his skill in swallowing a bull? Are you being taken advantage of by some charlatan?"

Facing his father's doubts, Oda Nobukatsu was full of confidence.

He leaned over to Oda Nobuhide's ear and spoke solemnly.

"Father, have you ever considered that you have already fallen into Kato Danzo's illusion?"

“——What?!”

A word to wake up the dreamer.

Oda Nobuhide suddenly realized what was going on and was so frightened that cold sweat broke out on his back.

Who was this Kato Danzo? He was a top ninja from the Warring States Period!

This seemingly foolish behavior was exactly the prerequisite for her to activate the illusion!

Now that Oda Nobuhide had been awakened by his son, he perked up and took a closer look. He found that Kato Danzo no longer looked like the beautiful girl she had before.

The ten fingers of her jade hands were actually made of fine iron!

And the seemingly snow-white, smooth and gorgeous skin surface actually allows you to faintly see the joint gaps used for splicing!

Even if Oda Nobuhide listened carefully, even though Kato Danzo was standing there without moving, he could hear her heart roaring like an imperial engine!

This Kato Danzo's entire body has been modified with mechanical devices!

She is indeed a puppeteer, she actually transformed her own body into a puppet's body!

This charming appearance of a beautiful girl seems to be just a despicable plan of these ninjas!

"Ninja... they are so terrifying!!!"

Oda Nobuhide was completely impressed by Kato Danzo.

Once this mechanical ninja, born to be a killing machine, is deployed, how can the mortal body of White-robed Shura be able to withstand the power of technology?!

At this moment, the Tiger of Owari could not help but sigh.

If he could have the assistance of Kato Danzo, why would Owari Province suffer such a series of defeats and be reduced to the situation of seeking peace through marriage?

No wonder Nagao Kagetora was called the God of War, it turns out he just had the assistance of ninjas!

If the two had swapped identities, Oda Nobuhide might have become a military god!

Chapter 50 Have you heard of the story of Shura Xing?

"Have you ever heard of the story of Shura Xing?"

Inside the izakaya, Miyamoto Musashi took a sip of a glass of sake with endless flavor, and immediately began to tell a story.

"In the fifteenth year of Tianwen, banditry and looting became rampant. Every household feared invasion. A white-robed monk named Tsuneji roamed the martial arts world, carrying a Buddhist sword called Suzumaru Tsuneji and doing justice—"

"Hurry up and take it away, woman! We've tasted enough!"

Under the unanimous boos from the audience in the tavern, Miyamoto Musashi, unable to bear the loss of everything, reluctantly left the stage.

"What? Has the story of Shura Xing been spread too much?"

Faced with the busty woman's nagging, Ah Xue, who was drinking tea in the corner, could no longer hold back. He angrily scolded, "You have to tell me about the Shura Xing story every time you pass a post station. Aren't you really trying to discredit me?"

"I, I just want to earn some pocket money..."

Musashi felt a little guilty, so he responded in a low voice.

"I never thought that a stupid woman like you would squander all my money..."

Oda Nobunaga also had a completely dark face and was cursing on the side.

In order to hire two people as bodyguards, the always generous Oda Nobunaga offered a considerable commission.

But Axue is a Buddhist after all, and it is not a good thing for her to keep so much personal wealth.

So the bag of silver naturally fell into the hands of Miyamoto Musashi.

Faced with so much money, the busty woman burst into laughter on the spot.

Then he went to the casino that night and gambled away all his money.

Moreover, if it weren't for Miyamoto Musashi's excellent skills and her escape from the siege of the chaotic army overnight, she herself would probably have been used as a pawn there!

Upon hearing the news, Axue and Oda Nobunaga looked at each other and were completely stunned on the spot.

The reason why Axue was dazed was that Miyamoto Musashi's mind was full of conspiracies and tricks when he was dueling, so how come he became a lamb to be slaughtered in the casino?

The reason why Oda Nobunaga was in a daze was that Miyamoto Musashi was such an excellent swordsman, so why didn't he kill people and rob, but ended up gambling away all his money?

Miyamoto Musashi explained that she was actually a good person, but her gambling skills might be a little bit bad.

Therefore, Miyamoto Musashi was forced to sing the great achievements of the White-Clothed Shura every time he passed a new city.

When the storyteller spoke with deep emotion, the audience applauded and the copper coins they gave as tips were like a small mountain!

However, some good jobs become bad jobs if you do them too much.

This artistic adaptation of "Shura's Journey" has been unanimously boycotted by the public, and it is difficult for Miyamoto Musashi to make any more money.

As we all know, poor praise is equal to bad reputation.

By the way, everyone began to doubt the existence of the White-Cloaked Shura, and one by one they turned into believers in historical nihilism.

If it weren't for the White-robed Shura beside him, even Oda Nobunaga would have wondered if he had been hypnotized and brainwashed. Could it be that the samurai who died in Kuno Castle a few days ago were all invited extras?

The three of them had already reached the border of Owari Province. The journey was smooth and there were no accidents.

As long as they pass the border inspection, the three of them can leave Owari Province and go to Kyoto.

"Have you ever heard the story of the Ten Thousand Buddhas Temple?"

After Miyamoto Musashi stepped down, a new storyteller quickly took his place.

"That Wanfoji Temple is a renowned monastery in the surrounding area. Even Enryakuji Temple on Mount Hiei is not as famous as it. Everyone says that the true Buddhist scriptures are hidden here!!"

"absurd!"

Hearing such arrogant words, Axue couldn't help but retort loudly.

"I have never heard of this Wanfo Temple. It must be some pretext used to deceive you, the faithful men and women, in these troubled times!"

"You, you nonsense demon monk!"

After being rebuked by the monk in public, the storyteller became so angry that he slammed the table and shouted.

"The reason why the Ten Thousand Buddhas Temple is so famous is because every year a disciple attains the status of a Buddha in the flesh! Do you, a demon monk, understand what it means to attain Buddhahood in the flesh? The achievements that you could never achieve in your entire life are all here in the Ten Thousand Buddhas Temple!"

"...What does it mean to achieve Buddhahood in the flesh?"

Miyamoto Musashi chewed the dango on the table, tugged at Axue's sleeve and asked vaguely.

"After a great monk passes away, if his body does not decay, he will sit and transform into a Buddha. This is the Buddhahood of the body."

Axue answered seriously.

"Tsk, what a crooked thing."

Oda Nobunaga immediately spat and said with disdain.

"People die when they're killed! When they die, their bodies rot! Even a child playing in the mud understands this, but you monks are exaggerating it to such a high level. It's hilarious!"

However, unlike the tone of these three people, everyone in the izakaya began to whisper.

"Ah, I've heard of the Wanfo Temple, too. Every year, a monk there truly attains Buddhahood. I went over to see it last time! The Buddha's light shone brightly in the hall!"

"Come to think of it, the Buddha's Enlightenment Day is just a day away, right? I heard the candidate this time is a new monk who has only been training for three years!"

"Then I'll have to take some time to go and take a look!"

Listening to the discussions around her, Axue frowned.

It is true that one can attain Buddhahood in the flesh, but it is by no means so common.

Speaking of a mage with such qualifications, the only one who may have this qualification is Axue's master, Master Tianshi.

However, Master Tianshi had died tragically in the fire at Linquan Temple, and it was unknown whether he had left behind any relics...

“When I think of temples, I think of Amitabha Buddha.”

Miyamoto Musashi smacked his lips.

“When I talk about Amitabha Buddha, I think of the Bodhisattva. When I talk about the Bodhisattva, I think of vegetarian feasts. When I talk about vegetarian feasts, I think of hot rice porridge…”

The female ronin wiped her mouth and spoke to Axue.

"Hey! Blind man! Why don't we go to the Wanfo Temple and take a look, and have some vegetarian food!"

"I don't have any problem with that, but it depends on what Donor Oda thinks."

Axue also wanted to see the flesh-and-blood Buddha in the Wanfo Temple. After all, without investigation, he had no right to speak, and he also didn't want to see those unscrupulous monks continue to tarnish the reputation of Buddhism.

"Then let's go take a look! I've been bored all the way!"

Oda Nobunaga did not refuse, after all, she escaped just to have fun.

I thought that by following this white-robed Shura, I would see fighting between samurai every day. Oda Nobunaga was also planning to study Axue's swordsmanship more in preparation for the next duel.

In the end, I don’t know whether it was because the White-Cloaked Shura’s reputation was too powerful, or because the group was too low-key.

Nothing interesting happened along the way. Every day I heard about Miyamoto Musashi's Shura journey and the various stupid things she did.

Oda Nobunaga really thought that his nickname, the Big Fool of Owari Province, should be given to this brainless, big-breasted woman.

However, the incarnation of the Buddha in the Ten Thousand Buddhas Temple will not take place until tomorrow, so the three of them still have to take care of their food supply for today.

On weekdays, Axue would beg for food, Miyamoto Musashi would earn some money by telling stories, and Oda Nobunaga would just catch some fish in the river.

But today, Miyamoto Musashi took the lead and didn't get a penny for his storytelling.

Moreover, the nearby Wanfo Temple is so famous, and Oda Nobunaga thought that Axue was not a monk of Wanfo Temple, so he probably wouldn't be able to beg for anything.

Oda Nobunaga looked at the display board outside, which usually contained some strange commissions.

"Oh! This is good!"

The black-haired girl saw a flyer, tore it off, stood on tiptoe and stuffed it into Miyamoto Musashi's big breasts.

"Big tits! How about this one? Are you confident you can pull it off?"

Miyamoto Musashi took the flyer and took a closer look, only to discover that it was a flyer for a noodle shop.

"Big Eating Contest".

Hehehe, for now, there are only three updates today. One more update still needs to be polished, so I won’t post it yet!

先前欠的悬赏加起来有4.5更，推荐票1000到3000=2更，打赏1更，刀片0.5更

I have completed 2 chapters and still owe 2.5. I will complete them this week!

Then open a bounty until it’s put on the shelf!

1000 recommendations +1 update!!

1 Rewards + 1 Update!!