"I don't want to move."
"Come on, Xiaojing."
Under Amemiya Yu's calm gaze, Yang Nai managed to resist the sage's desire to lie down, because her face, which was flushed with alcohol, actually looked a little excited.
She dragged the lazy Shizuka Hiratsuka up, and the two women went into the bedroom together.
The door was not closed, and the sound from inside was clearly heard by Yu Amemiya.
"Xiao Jing, your butt seems to be a little bigger. Can you fit into my yoga pants?"
"It should be possible, but I just want to go back and lie down now."
"Okay, okay, practice with me for a while... Oh, remember to take off your underwear, otherwise it will be very uncomfortable."
"Good~"
Yu Amemiya was watching the TV absentmindedly, thinking that Sister Yang Nao was really amazing. She could take action with just one word and even pull others into it.
Two minutes later, Yono and Hiratsuka Shizuka came out, each wearing yoga clothes.
Their cheeks were quite rosy, and with their slightly blurred eyes, they looked irresistibly charming at this moment.
Yang Nai laid out the carpet and then used a tablet computer to play yoga classes.
The two women started practicing right away.
From beginning to end, they didn't look at Amemiya Yu, as if the other person didn't exist.
At first, Yu Amemiya wanted to watch their yoga as a show.
But as he looked, he withdrew his gaze and never looked over there again.
There are commercials on TV.
The content of the advertisement is related to bears.
But when Yu Amemiya looked at the bear on TV, he thought of the camels in the desert.
As expected, things like yoga pants should not be looked at casually.
Chapter 262 Yang Nai: He must have seen it
Yono and Shizuka Hiratsuka's impromptu suggestion of practicing yoga was just a temporary suggestion.
Alcohol can make people slow to react, excited, and may also make people sleepy and fall asleep immediately.
Under the stimulation of sage time, excitement is obviously non-existent.
In the end, the two women were affected by the buff of "I want to lie down". After practicing yoga for less than three minutes, Shizuka Hiratsuka lay on the carpet and was too lazy to move.
The kind that pouts.
Yang Noi was a little better. It was she who suggested practicing yoga, and she also resisted some of the lying-down buff.
So now she was sitting on the carpet with a very cute duck seat, her face flushed and her eyes blurred with drunkenness.
That beautiful face, which was extremely charming after being drunk, was facing Yu Amamiya.
This gave Yu Amemiya a headache.
Both women have outstanding figures and looks, especially Shizuka Hiratsuka, who has long passed her childhood, adolescence, and mature age and has entered the mature stage.
If she were in Digimon, she could at least fight Greymon back and forth...
Because she was already mature, Yu Amemiya didn't even need to turn his head. He only needed to distract himself a little and glance in the direction of the yoga mat and carpet with his peripheral vision, and he would be able to see the tall and slender back of Shizuka Hiratsuka.
I glanced to the side again, wow, have you seen Yang Nai sitting on a duck?
The kind with a red face and hazy eyes.
The words "I'm defenseless now" were almost written on his face.
Such a scene has great lethality to any man.
What's more, their figures have already matured. If you look at them for a few more seconds, you may involuntarily think of some intoxicating scenes.
Can't help myself.
Yu Amemiya picked up the remote control and turned down the volume, then stood up and walked to the dining table. There were four empty cans of Asahi beer on the table, and the plate full of snacks was almost empty, leaving only a few peanuts and a little beef.
Looking at the messy dining table, he turned to the two women and asked, "Are you guys still eating? If not, I'll clean up the table."
Hiratsuka Shizuka was still pouting. When she heard his voice, her eyes were hazy and her red lips parted as she murmured, "The beef is too tough."
Yang Nai, who was sitting next to him, immediately responded: "How can this beef be old? The beef is great. I ate a lot of it."
Yu Yu's face was dark. Well, it was useless to ask.
Given the condition of these two people, there is no need to rely on them to clear the table.
Yu Amemiya happened to be still there, so he simply played the role of babysitter.
Put all the dishes and chopsticks in the sink and throw the rest of the useless things into the trash can.
When he came back after doing all this, Shizuka Hiratsuka had already changed her position.
She lay down on top of the blanket instead.
Yang Nai leaned against the wall, looking at the ceiling with a gloomy look in his eyes, and suddenly said, "Xiaoyou, what do you think is the purpose of life?"
Yu Amemiya said that it was difficult to hold back. Did this mean he entered the "saint mode" of complete selflessness?
Perhaps because the alcohol had clouded her logical thinking, Yang Noi's next words were completely unrelated to what she had said before: "Xiaoyou, do you know anything about yoga?"
“I don’t understand. I haven’t studied it.”
Although Yu Amemiya knew that she was talking nonsense, he still started a conversation.
He usually exercises by running or swimming.
Of course, he would occasionally do stair climbing, which is a very cost-effective and practical exercise.
After all, climbing stairs is a very valuable form of exercise, but you must take the elevator when going downstairs, otherwise it will hurt your knees.
Yang No's gaze fell on Yu Amamiya and she slowly said, "I heard a saying online that the so-called yoga is that men practice yoga and women practice gaja, and it is only when they practice together that it is called yoga."
Then, she laughed to herself: "This is very similar to the Chinese cultivation novels you talked about with me before, right?"
"Who taught you to explain yoga like this?" Yu Yu sighed.
Yukino and Kasumigaoka Utaha are both yoga enthusiasts. If they heard this, they would probably stare at me with suspicion every time I practice in the future.
"I summarized it myself based on what I read online." Yang Nai said with a natural smile.
Yu Amemiya simply stopped talking.
Perhaps because of his silence, Yang Nai took the initiative to stretch out her white arms towards him, with a hint of anger in her beautiful eyes: "Pick me up."
"Are you lame?" Yu Gong You didn't move at all.
"Onii-chan?" She used her ultimate move.
Yu Amemiya's expression froze.
Hiratsuka Shizuka, who was lying on the carpet next to her, suddenly looked up with a confused look in her eyes: "What's that noise?"
Yu Amamiya quickly said, "Yonano-sister wants you to call her Yono-chan from now on."
"Oh."
Hiratsuka Shizuka responded, but it was unclear whether she was listening carefully or not, as she lay down with her head down.
Yang No was smiling beside her, not feeling ashamed or socially retarded at all.
After all, she is now in "saint mode" and doesn't care about those things anymore.
"Xiaoyou, are you really not going to come and hug me?" Yang Nai was being seductive again.
Amemiya chuckled and said, "Okay."
He has been fighting wits and courage with the opponent for so many years. What kind of scenes has he not seen and what methods has he not used?
He immediately stood up and walked over. Under Yang Nai's angry gaze, he carried a woman in one hand.
It's like carrying bags of cement.
The next second, he threw the two women onto the bed in the bedroom one after another.
With a bang, he closed the door, returned to the living room, left a note stating the reason, and left.
Not long after he left, the two women on the bed woke up from the sage time one after another.
Shizuka Hiratsuka slowly stood up, her eyes flickering.
Yang No also sat up, but she stared at her friend's yoga pants.
"It was Amemiya who carried us in just now, right?"
Shizuka Hiratsuka was still struggling with this, her cheeks slightly hot.
"No, he carried it." Yang No corrected.
Hiratsuka Shizuka's face turned even redder.
Of course she remembered what Amemiya Yu did. She deliberately used the word "hug" to avoid making the atmosphere too awkward.
You should know that when Amemiya Yu was carrying her and Yang No, he hugged their thighs tightly.
[I'm wearing yoga pants again.]
Shizuka Hiratsuka simply covered her burning face with her hands.
It's over. I embarrassed myself in front of him again.
It's a mistake to drink!
At this time, Yang Nai's voice sounded: "He must be worried that we would catch a cold, so he sent me in."
Shizuka Hiratsuka was stunned, thinking that it was really unusual that Haruno didn't take the opportunity to tease her.
"He even tidied up the living room. Xiaoyou is still the same as when she was a child. She fully possesses the attributes of a good wife and mother." Yang Nai smiled even more happily.
Shizuka Hiratsuka thought that the other party was still teasing Amemiya Yu, so he probably wouldn't tease her anymore.
So she moved her hand away and prepared to join the discussion.
But as soon as her eyes fell on Yang Nai, she heard him say with a smile: "Xiao Jing, you are not wearing any underwear, right?"
Hiratsuka Shizu: "..."
The corners of Yang No's lips kept rising, and her smile was a little ambiguous: "Do you think Amemiya found out?"
"Shut up!"
"Hee... He must have seen it."
Chapter 263 Shizuka Hiratsuka: Starting today, I will quit drinking!
On the way home, Amemiya Yu received text messages from Haruno and the others one after another.
Yang Nai set out first, followed by Hiratsuka Shizuka.
The former was asking if he had found Hiratsuka Shizuka's pants, while the latter was expressing gratitude for being taken care of.
Although they were two people who had experienced the same thing, the content they expressed at this moment was completely different.
Yu Amemiya first replied to Shizuka Hiratsuka, saying that he was just taking care of her and not to worry about it.
As for Haruno's message...
His reply was: Guess if I was staring at your yoga pants just now?
Yang Nai: I won’t guess, but I know you must have noticed that Xiaojing is not wearing anything, and she is so embarrassed now.
Yu Amemiya: Putting this aside, don’t you have any responsibility at all?
Yang No:?
Yuu Amemiya: Honestly, I think everyone here is responsible, and you were the one who suggested yoga, which put Mr. Hiratsuka in an awkward position. Just thinking about your evil intentions makes my hands and feet cold and my whole body tremble.
Yang Noi, who was sitting in the living room on the other end of the phone, was lost in thought as he read the message: "He's started saying weird things again."
"What were you talking about? He shouldn't have mentioned the incident about me, right?" Shizuka Hiratsuka was embarrassed and curious. She had already changed back into her own clothes.
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