Hikigaya's Oregairu Utsuseki

"You...Xia-Xia is dead!" Yukinoshita said shamefully.

His old face flushed, he coughed dryly, and Hikigaya said seriously: "You are my girlfriend, is there any problem with me being low to you?"

"this......"

Yukinoshita was speechless.

This seems to be okay.

She even said that she was actually looking forward to her boyfriend continuing to do it.

"Hikigaya-kun, what are you going to do to my armpit next?"

......

Volume 1: Chapter 242: Yukinoshita Wants to Become a Mother

Hikigaya wiped his mouth.

As for Yukinoshita, she put on her coat in a messy manner.

The atmosphere in the bathroom was extremely subtle.

There was a special smell in the air, stimulating the two of them.

After putting on her coat, Yukinoshita stammered, "What are you talking about?"

"How does it feel...?"

“Slightly sweet…”

"what?"

Hearing this, Yukinoshita's delicate body trembled, and she couldn't help but hit Hikigaya's chest a few times with her hands.

"What nonsense are you talking about! How, how could it be..."

"Or rather... Yukinoshita, your body seems to be made of sweets, and you exude a special bready aroma..." Hikigaya said seriously, ignoring Yukinoshita's little pink fist.

"You, you filthy creature!"

Yukinoshita continued to speak angrily and continued to hit Hikigaya's chest a few times, but she was secretly quite happy in her heart.

【Hikigaya Hachiman's Depravity Value: 15/100】

Hey, Aifu's depravity value has actually decreased!

During the lunch break, because senior sister Kasumigaoka counseled her boyfriend, his depravity value jumped to 18/100 again. However, after what happened just now, Aifu's depravity value dropped by 3 points.

"I...I'm serious." Hikigaya said seriously with a dry cough.

"I, I haven't taken a shower yet. If I don't take a shower, my body will still smell... After I take a shower, you can say that..."

"A girl's body is more attractive if it's not washed..."

"??"

Hearing this, Yukinoshita was quite surprised and said:

"Where on earth did you learn that?"

"Ahem, of course it all comes from you." Hikigaya turned his face away with a strange expression.

"You... woo!"

There was also a hint of strangeness on Yukinoshita's pretty face.

No more.

My boyfriend is my subordinate.

but......

She is so happy!

She just likes boyfriends who are so humble~!

"Hi, Hikigaya-kun, since you think every part of me is fragrant, then you..." Yukinoshita wanted to say something but stopped herself, her two white thighs couldn't help but become more and more tense.

"What's wrong?" Hikigaya asked calmly.

"Then you can do this to me... to me..."

[Ding! Hikigaya Hachiman's corruption value -1]

Nani!

what's the situation? !

My husband's depravity value has actually decreased?

Could it be that Hikigaya-kun expects you to do that to me?

but!

This is so embarrassing!

"Yukinoshita?" Seeing that his girlfriend didn't speak for a long time, Hikigaya asked cautiously.

"Eh? No, nothing!"

His old face flushed, and Yukinoshita shook his head in panic, while angrily saying:

"What were you expecting?"

"Um, I thought you were going to say to me..."

Hikigaya intentionally or unintentionally moved his gaze downward.

"No no no!"

Seeing this, Yukinoshita's pretty face turned redder and she quickly said:

"I, I just went to the toilet. No, no, I... I smell like a toilet now. I can't..."

"...I don't mind." Hikigaya said softly.

"?!"

Yukinoshita's delicate body stiffened.

Do you like me so much?

I don't mind going to the toilet at all.

I'm so happy!

Unbearable!

I really want to marry Hikigaya-kun right away!

I really want to give birth to a baby for Hikigaya-kun right away!!

Urgent! Urgent!

I can’t wait to go to college to do that kind of thing!!

"Of course, if you can't accept it, then forget it."

Taking a deep breath, Hikigaya prepared to turn around and leave. After some effort, he finally came to the conclusion that Yukinoshita's weakness was not her armpit. Unfortunately, he had to think about it again.

but.

There is ample time.

By slowly eliminating each other, he will definitely be able to find Yukinoshita's weakness.

"Eh?"

Seeing Hikigaya about to leave, Yukinoshita instinctively grabbed Hikigaya's arm:

"wait wait wait!"

"We've been here for a long time, let's go." Hikigaya said as he prepared to push Yukinoshita away.

"Husband! Don't go yet. I, I agree, isn't that enough?" In a hurry, Yukinoshita lowered her face so that her expression could not be seen, and spoke hesitantly.

"Forehead......"

Seeing his girlfriend rarely calling him "husband", Hikigaya was stunned for a few seconds and couldn't help but take a deep breath:

"You still say I'm a lowly person, it seems you are quite a lowly person yourself. I'm not interested at all right now."

[Ding! Hikigaya Hachiman's corruption value -1]

Hey, you're being arrogant to me?

"Oh, yes, I'm really down right now. Husband, can you, can you help me? Husband, husband, please~"

Her soft and coquettish tone is very different from her usual way of speaking.

Hikigaya looked at his girlfriend in surprise. He never expected that she would do such a foul.

"Zanyu-kun? You're drooling, you're really disgusted~" Yukinoshita teased.

"I... no way."

After a dry cough, Hikigaya said seriously:

"Hurry up and sit on the toilet."

"...You really don't mind?" Her heart beating faster, Yukinoshita asked again tentatively.

"Hurry up and sit down."

"Tsk, I see..."

Rolling her eyes at Hikigaya, Yukinoshita nodded, rolled down the toilet lid, and sat down on the toilet obediently, feeling uncontrollable joy in her heart.

[Ding! Hikigaya Hachiman's corruption value -1]

Really, are you looking forward to this?

Oh, man~

......

at the same time.

What neither Yukinoshita nor Hikigaya noticed was that in the bathroom next to them, there was a figure hiding quietly, eavesdropping on their conversation.

"Huff~~Inhale~~"

Sitting on the toilet, Kawasaki took several careful breaths and couldn't help swallowing a few times.

The person who first went to the toilet next door was actually her. After she finished using the toilet, she pretended to go out, but in fact she had been hiding next door and had never gone out.

no way.

She really wants to go out.

But his legs were inexplicably fixed and he was not willing to leave.

Oh oh oh!

I'm sorry, Yukinoshita.

I am a terrible woman.

I actually instinctively wanted to eavesdrop on you.

Woohoo, I'm sorry...

"Yukinoshita, please speak a little more quietly, or you'll be discovered."

"There's no one here, what are you afraid of? And...isn't this all your fault, my husband?"

"Eh?"

"..."

The constant conversation coming from the two people next door made Kawasaki's face change slightly and he squeezed his thighs together.

so envious.

She also wants to be with Hikigaya... ahem!