Hikigaya's Oregairu Utsuseki

"Xiaoxue, what's wrong with you?"

Hey Hey hey!

Don't come over here!

The body touched Hello!

"Xiao Ai, yes, it's like this. I...I have my period today, so I'm afraid I can't go shopping with you for a while." Yukinoshita said embarrassedly, "I'll have to let my boyfriend accompany you for a while."

"That's it."

"Feel sorry......"

"It's okay, it's okay." Hoshino Ai couldn't help but raise the corners of her mouth, and asked with concern, "Are you okay? Do you need me and Hikigaya-kun to come check on you?"

"A little... I need to take it easy. Um... After you finish shopping, please bring me a pack of sanitary napkins." Yukinoshita said embarrassedly.

"No problem, I'll let Hikigaya-kun pick a pack for you." Hoshino Ai said with a smile.

"Eh? Hikigaya-kun, help me choose..."

"Wearing the sanitary napkin chosen by your boyfriend will definitely help relieve the pain." Facing Yukinoshita's embarrassed voice, Hoshino Ai joked with a smile.

"Uh, well...Hikigaya-kun, I'll, I'll trouble you." Yukinoshita said shyly to Hikigaya.

"Eh?"

Upon hearing this, Hikigaya, who had wanted to pretend to be an air man, was overwhelmed.

resignedly.

He had no choice but to agree.

"Oh, yes... for you, there is one more very important thing."

Just as Hikigaya was about to hang up, Yukinoshita spoke again.

Hikigaya: "You say."

"Please be sure to protect... Xiao Ai. While I'm away, you have to listen to what Xiao Ai says." Yukinoshita said seriously.

"what?"

Hikigaya's eyes widened immediately:

"you......"

"Xiaoxue, how can that be possible? Hikigaya-kun is your boyfriend. How can I have the privileges that you have over Hikigaya-kun?" Before Hikigaya could speak, Hoshino Ai spoke first.

"It's okay, I believe in Xiao Ai." Yukinoshita said gently, "Xiao Ai...it's okay.

"and many more!"

Hikigaya could no longer contain himself at the two's answers and spoke out:

"Yukinoshita, I'm your boyfriend after all. Are you just going to assign me to Miss Hoshino?"

"Any questions?"

"Miss Hoshino..." Hikigaya subconsciously glanced at the smiling Hoshino Ai and continued, "What if she makes some unreasonable demands and forces me to do something..."

"Impossible, I believe Xiao Ai, she is not that kind of girl."

"You can know a person's face but not his heart, Yukinoshita..."

"As for Xiao Ai, that's absolutely impossible. Hikigaya-kun, stop talking. Just stay with Xiao Ai. Um...it's best to pretend to be her boyfriend so that others won't find out."

"what?"

Hikigaya was stunned:

"Her boyfriend, you're crazy!"

"After all, Ai is an idol. It would be bad if she was discovered. Hikigaya-kun, you...just agree to it. Hiss, hiss, I can't take it anymore. I...it hurts, Hikigaya-kun..."

"You...ah, I understand."

Hearing his girlfriend's painful plea, Hikigaya sighed and had no choice but to agree.

"Xiaoxue..." At this time, Hoshino Ai could no longer hold back and couldn't help but said with emotion, "You are so kind, I want to be your good sister! I want to be good sisters with you forever!"

"Xiao Ai'ai and I hit it off right away..."

Like real sisters, the two girls interacted with each other and had a friendly conversation.

Hikigaya stood silently by, his scalp tingling.

at last.

The two finished chatting.

Hoshino Ai returned the phone to Hikigaya with a smile.

"Hikigaya-kun, you should have heard what Xiaoxue said. Now let me be your girlfriend. You have to listen to me, husband~~"

"You——" The numbing sound immediately made Hikigaya sweat profusely.

"Husband, come on, call me wife~~"

"not called."

"You don't even listen to Xiaoxue? Come on, call me~"

"Wife..."

With a flushed face, Hikigaya was forced to whisper to Hoshino Ai.

His girlfriend is Yukinoshita, but he calls another woman his wife. This is so immoral.

At the same time, what Hikigaya and Hoshino Ai did not notice was that a mature beauty in kimono was quietly staring at them.

......

Volume 1: Chapter 247 Mrs. Yukinoshita: Hikigaya-kun, did you get another woman pregnant?

"Honey, how about we go buy some baby supplies?"

"Huh? Baby stuff?"

"Yeah, clothes, diapers, and milk powder..."

With shining eyes, Hoshino Ai stared at the baby shopping area with great interest.

Hikigaya, who was pushing a shopping cart, had his mouth twitching.

After buying shampoo, shower gel and other toiletries, Hoshino Ai actually set her sights on the baby area.

"Do you have a newborn baby at home?" Hikigaya asked.

"It's not born yet~" Hoshino Ai touched her belly with a smile and said shyly to Hikigaya, "It still requires your efforts as a dad."

"??"

With a slightly red face, Hikigaya hurriedly pushed the shopping cart and said unhappily:

"Do not make jokes!"

"Hehe, I've already told you, I'm serious, dear~"

Hoshino Ai said this, moving closer to Hikigaya and gently wrapping her arm around the boy.

Seeing this, Hikigaya sighed and felt a headache.

Let’s end this pretend boyfriend/girlfriend play now!

Hikigaya resisted fiercely.

But Hoshino Ai is extremely proactive.

In the end, he was forcibly dragged to the baby area by Hoshino Ai.

Hoshino Ai was very excited and kept talking about the future baby.

A few minutes later.

After picking out a bunch of baby products, Hoshino Aixin walked out of the baby area with satisfaction.

"Hehe, everything is ready, all that's missing is the baby coming to the ground~"

Hoshino Ai hugged Hikigaya's arm and said with a smile:

"Honey, come on~"

"You...ah, please get out quickly. Yukinoshita is waiting anxiously." Facing the affectionate eyes of Hoshino Ai, Hikigaya quickly avoided her gaze.

"Okay, no problem~"

Hoshino Ai nodded with a smile.

Then the two of them walked towards the cashier.

"Dad of my child~ How about this title, hehe, I feel this title is more suitable for Hikigaya-kun~" Hoshino Ai was like a cute little sparrow, chirping non-stop.

"I told you everything..."

Just as Hikigaya was lamenting, he suddenly noticed a beautiful woman in kimono at the exit right in front of him, staring at him with a smile.

"!!!"

As if sensing a terrifying and peerless demon king trying to kill him, Hikigaya's hairs stood on end, his back felt cold, and his voice trembled:

"Uncle, aunt!"

"Eh? It's my wife, why are you calling her 'Auntie'?" Hoshino Ai was confused at first, but soon she noticed something strange about Hikigaya. She followed his gaze and looked not far away, only to see a beautiful woman in kimono who looked similar to Yukinoshita, smiling at them.

"Hey, is she Xiaoxue's sister?"

Hoshino Ai asked curiously.

"No."

After taking several deep breaths, Hikigaya quickly distanced himself from Hoshino Ai:

"You'd better stay away from me now."

"Eh? Why? We are still pretending to be boyfriend and girlfriend. I don't want that. I...I want to continue hugging you, husband~" Hoshino Ai shouted again in a foul tone, while hugging Hikigaya's arm.

"you--"

"Hey, why is your body shaking?"

"Don't, don't touch me!"

Hikigaya was terrified and quickly looked towards the exit, only to find that Mrs. Yukinoshita, who was originally standing at the door, had disappeared.

Isn’t this the end?!

Hikigaya felt very disappointed.

"Hey, what's wrong? Are you sweating so much?"

Hoshino Ai gently wiped the sweat off Hikigaya:

"Is that sister so scary?"

"Oh... Miss Hoshino, let's go out quickly. After we go out, you go to Yukinoshita first and help her put on the sanitary napkin." Hikigaya sighed.

"Ok."

Hoshino Ai cared:

"Are you okay? You look so pale, Hikigaya-kun. It makes me sad when you look like this."

"It's okay...get out now."

"Uh-huh."

Hoshino Ai nodded, and at the same time subconsciously looked at the place where Mrs. Yukinoshita had just stood, and her beautiful eyes blinked thoughtfully.

A few minutes later.

Hikigaya and Hoshino Ai walked out of the supermarket.

"Then I'll go find Xiaoxue. Please help watch the shopping cart. Xiaoxue and I will come over later."

"Ah."