Hikigaya's Oregairu Utsuseki

"!!!"

Hikigaya shuddered and looked back quickly, only to see a super cute girl standing behind him, staring at him with a smile.

"Issueshiki?"

Hikigaya was surprised and felt a pang of fear in his heart.

"It's me~ your dearest schoolmate~"

Isshiki smiled and tried to go forward and hug Hikigaya, but after hesitating for a few seconds, he finally did not do the same intimate behavior as before.

"What do you want from me?"

Hikigaya said warily.

"Hehe, senior, school is a place for learning. Well... although it's okay to talk about love occasionally, but... doing that kind of thing in public inside the school is still very corrupting to the school atmosphere~"

Isshiki said with a smile, pulling out his phone and waving it in front of Hikigaya.

"!!!"

Hikigaya's heart trembled, but he tried to remain calm:

"I don't know what you're trying to say."

"Hehe, senior, don't pretend to be calm. Let me tell you, I have recorded everything that happened between you and Yukino-senpai~"

Isshiki said with a smile, "If you continue to cover it up, how about I open the video recording and show it to you, senior?"

"you……"

Hikigaya's expression changed slightly, and he stopped her:

"and many more!"

Seeing Hikigaya panic, Isshiki raised the corner of his mouth and continued to press:

"So, Senior, what do you think we should do about this? As the student council president, what kind of punishment should I... hehe, impose on you and Yukino-san?"

"!!"

Now we're in big trouble.

This guy has the upper hand over me again.

If it was Shahi, then he could just use some self-torture to fool people, or even say... would Shahi care about such a thing?

But if it's Isshiki's little Yangno, this little devil is simply torturing people to death!

"…What do you want me to do?"

Hikigaya asked with a sigh.

……

Meanwhile, on the other side.

Ding, the scene of the host and Hikigaya Hachiman in the woods at noon was seen by Isshi Iroha. Isshi Iroha has a strong desire to play with Hikigaya Hachiman, and Isshi Iroha's side quest has been activated.

[Issue Iroha Kissing Mission: The host needs to have your boyfriend, Hikigaya Hachiman, kiss Issue Iroha's most important female parts for five minutes.]

[Reward: 800 points]

【Time: 7 days】

"what?"

When Yukinoshita heard the mission, she was stunned and stood in the corridor of the teaching building in a daze.

My husband and I's dirty deeds were discovered by Isshiki?

Spicy balls!!

And there is...

Woo woo woo.

System, can you please let me take a break?

I also have Aunt Yuigahama's sticking tasks, Kawasaki and senior's sticking tasks, Horikita's sticking tasks, sister's sticking tasks, and Kato's sticking tasks!

Yukinoshita was very upset. She was already extremely depressed, and now it made things even worse.

"Are lips the most important part of a woman?"

Yukinoshita sighed and asked the system.

[Of course not the lips. Are lips the most important part of a woman? Host, don't play dumb. You know it yourself.]

Yukinoshita: "..."

……

318

Chapter 318: Isshiki's perverted hobby.

Library, study groups.

"I'm going to the bathroom."

After finishing today's homework, Hikigaya said to the team leader Kasumigaoka.

"Didn't you just go there?"

"I have diarrhea."

Hikigaya said something, quickly left his seat, and walked quickly towards the public restroom, looking like he was about to collapse.

Seeing this scene, Kasumigaoka wanted to say something but stopped herself, but seeing Hikigaya's hurried look, she finally said nothing.

As for Hikigaya, he slowed down his pace only after walking many steps and disappearing from Kasumigaoka's sight.

Instead of continuing towards the restroom, he turned and walked towards the library exit.

After a while.

Hikigaya arrived at the Student Council President's office.

Knock on the door.

"it's me."

Hikigaya said towards the house.

"Senior, hehe, come in~"

A voice came from inside the house.

Taking a deep breath, Hikigaya looked around and finally entered the office.

Isshiki was the only one in the room, sitting right in the middle of the desk. When she saw Hikigaya come in, she stood up with a smile and trotted to Hikigaya like a cute little white rabbit.

"Senior~ You're so slow~ I've been waiting for you for a long time."

"I need to finish my study assignments in the afternoon."

"Oh, senior, you really work hard. Not bad, not bad."

Isshiki said this with a grin as he came up behind Hikigaya and locked the door of the student council president's office.

"??"

This action immediately made Hikigaya's eyelids twitch.

"Okay, no one will bother us now~"

Isshiki nodded in satisfaction.

"What do you want from me?"

Hikigaya remained calm and looked at Isshiki calmly.

At the end of lunch break, due to lack of time, the two of them separated after only chatting for a few minutes.

Of course, the relationship between the two did not end there. Isshiki asked Hikigaya to come to her office at around 3:00 p.m. Hikigaya naturally wanted to refuse, but after all, the little devil had the upper hand on him, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and go to the other party's office.

"Is this another troublesome request?"

Hikigaya then asked.

"Senior, you're very considerate. However, I don't have any very difficult commissions at the moment. If I do, I will definitely notify you immediately to help~"

Isse smiled and shook his head.

Qi said as if it was a matter of course that it was normal to ask me for help!

You wicked little devil!

"Then what do you want me to do?"

Hikigaya then asked calmly.

"It's just a small thing, um... maybe it would be a pleasure for Senior~"

Isshiki spoke with a smile, rubbing his hands in preparation for Hikigaya.

"??"

Hikigaya frowned, his face full of disbelief:

"Will I still be happy?"

There's no way I can be happy when I'm dealing with a little devil like you!

"Hehe, I've wanted to try it for a long time, but I've never had the chance. Now that I have some time, I can give it a try."

"what exactly is it?"

"Senior, um...um, can you lie on the ground? Ugh, I finally said it."

Isshiki looked at Hikigaya with great interest.

"???"

Hikigaya was stunned:

"what do you mean?"

"Ahem~ I want to ride a horse, but I've never had the chance. I hope you, senior... hehe, can satisfy this cute junior's request~"

Standing in front of Hikigaya, Isshiki kept drawing circles on Hikigaya's chest with his fingers.

“Ride…a horse?”

The corner of his mouth twitched, and Hikigaya said speechlessly:

"I'm a human, not a horse."

"It's just a little bit of a role-play, what's the big deal? Your dear schoolmate is simply reminiscing about the joy of riding a horse. When I was little, I used to ride on my dad's back a lot."

"Of course it was okay when you were a kid, but how old are you now? It's too heavy, I won't give it to you."

"You...what did you say?"

Hearing this, Isshiki almost gave Hong Wen a hard time:

"Woo! You mean-mouthed bad senior, you actually said I'm heavy? I don't even weigh as much as Yukino!"

"How much do you weigh?"

"I weigh...huh?!"

He almost said his weight, Isshiki's face changed slightly, and he glared at Hikigaya:

"Senior, don't you know that boys absolutely cannot ask girls about their weight? You're almost touching my weak spot!"

"……Feel sorry."

"Just a senior."

Isshiki pouted and asked in a stern tone:

"Do you agree or not? I'll ask you one last time."

"..."