Hikigaya's Oregairu Utsuseki

"Well, next time, I'll let them come to my house. But Kato-san is a virgin, so I have to deceive them and not let Hikigaya-kun find out..."

Yukinoshita muttered.

After all, she is not a virgin now, and Kato is a virgin. It is not easy to confuse the two, so she has to think of a way.

"Yukinoshita!"

"I know, I know. I'm putting on my underwear~!"

"Why are you so slow?"

"Really? Girls' underwear is so hard to wear."

As Yukinoshita spoke, she quietly closed the door and walked towards the bed.

Looking at Hikigaya's mouth, Yukinoshita's heart moved slightly, and an inexplicable throbbing surged from her heart.

"Hikigaya-kun, can I kiss you on the mouth?"

"what?"

"May I?"

"No... No, you're crazy, I have a foul mouth!"

"Just one bite, I don't mind anyway~"

"No."

"I agree."

"I really can't..."

"It has to be okay even if it doesn't work."

Yukinoshita didn't care about Hikigaya and kissed him even though he struggled.

A few minutes later.

The two packed up and prepared to leave the hotel.

"It's been a relaxing day, Hikigaya-kun. Let's continue our date next week~"

Stretching her waist lazily, Yukinoshita looked at Hikigaya who had just washed her face behind her with a smile.

"!!"

Hearing this, Hikigaya stiffened and took a deep breath.

"up to you."

"Hehe, I'll be gentle with you next time~"

"Who wants you to be gentle? You'll cry next time!"

Hikigaya said.

"Oh?"

Snow under the sun smiled and said:

"I'm crying? Who was that person yelling 'Mom, spare me' just now? Hehe, Hikigaya-kun, I'm invincible~"

"..."

Hikigaya curled his lips and snorted, "It's as if you've never called me 'Dad' before."

"I……"

Yukinoshita blushed and rolled her eyes at Hikigaya:

"I should have continued to treat your mouth and make you talk less."

"..."

Hearing this, Hikigaya shuddered and subconsciously touched his mouth.

"What happened? Did the alarm go off?"

Yukinoshita smiled. She was naturally quite familiar with her boyfriend's spider sense.

"Come to think of it, you seem quite different today than usual."

"Eh? What's different?"

Xueshita smiled, but her heart skipped a beat. However, she pretended to be calm and asked.

"It's hard to say, they're all very different."

Well, the texture of Yukinoshita feels different compared to before.

"Just tell me whether you like it or not?"

Yukinoshita blushed slightly and asked, "I am the same person today as I was before."

"Today."

Wow, okay, continue the defeat.

"why?"

"Today, you have an inexplicable fragrance."

"How can it possibly smell good, you pervert Hikigaya-kun~"

Yukinoshita blushed instantly and was speechless.

"I'm just telling the truth."

Hikigaya's face also turned red as he explained:

"Girls smelling girls and boys smelling girls are two completely different things."

"You... forget it, I'm too lazy to talk to you about this topic."

Yukinoshita rolled her eyes at Hikigaya and continued, "Let's go have dinner. I'll replenish your body."

"I am healthy!"

Hikigaya was very dissatisfied.

"Yes, yes, you are hungry now, right? That's the truth, right?"

"Because of you, I'm very full now."

"Eh? Oh..."

Yukinoshita felt something strange in her heart.

Not really.

Is Kato so outrageous?

No wonder Hikigaya-kun just looked like he was drowning and struggling in the water.

"Well, after you walk a few steps and use up some energy, you'll be hungry~"

Yukinoshita smiled and put her arm around Hikigaya:

"Let's go, dinner is on me~"

"This is what you said!"

"You really don't feel comfortable at all asking your girlfriend to treat you."

"Who made you a rich woman?"

"So Hikigaya-kun has become a gigolo now~"

Yukinoshita giggled and teased.

"Hachiman's dream is to live off his wife. Is that a problem?"

"Of course, no problem. I'll take care of you in the future, but you have to be obedient and serve Master Yukinoshita. How about that?"

"what?"

"Come, call me master~"

"I, you..."

Hikigaya was embarrassed.

While Yukinoshita's face was filled with joy, she was grumbling in her heart that her husband would have to fight with Horikita Suzune tomorrow, and she had to feed her husband medicine today.

……

134

Chapter 134: Sayuri: Let’s talk right here~!

"You keep staring at my butt, what do you want to do?"

After dinner, the two walked on the street back. Yukinoshita noticed the look from Hikigaya and turned her head with a smile and asked.

"No way."

Hikigaya avoided his gaze.

"No? Haha, ever since dinner, your eyes have been staring at my buttocks. Don't think I can't notice~"

Yukinoshita said with a smile.

"Tsk, who would be interested in your stinky ass?"

Hikigaya curled his lips.

"Oh, it stinks?"

Yukinoshita was not angry at all, and said jokingly:

"Just this afternoon, who was it that was so fond of me... hehe, and kept saying 'I like, I like, I like'..."

"!"

Hikigaya's old face changed color slightly, and he could hardly hide his embarrassment.

"Hehe, Hikigaya-kun, are you full of energy after dinner?"

Yukinoshita then asked with a smile, "In that case, how about tonight..."

"I just took a few glances. I don't have any other extra thoughts. Don't mess around!"

The hair on his head stood up, and Hikigaya spoke quickly and vigilantly.

"Okay, okay, I thought you wanted to stay out all night with me tonight."

Seeing her boyfriend's frightened look, Yukinoshita smiled smugly, feeling quite happy.

"overnight?"

Hikigaya's mouth twitched:

"I'm afraid that in that case, you won't even be able to get out of bed tomorrow."

"Is it me who can't get out of bed? Or is it you, Hikigaya-kun, who can't get out of bed?"

Yukinoshita smiled confidently.

"..."

Hikigaya hesitated to speak, thinking back to the painful lesson that had just happened, which was still vivid in his mind.

When women become scary, they have no bottom line!

Seeing her boyfriend almost trembling, Yukinoshita understood that he needed to be comforted at this time, and said gently: "Don't worry, after all, I am your master, I will love you very gently."

"Master??"

Hikigaya's eyelids twitched.

"Eh~"

Yukinoshita responded with a smile.

"???"