Hikigaya's Oregairu Utsuseki

Miura explained.

"Oh, so you're running or something? But Mom isn't wearing sportswear today."

"Not necessarily running, maybe... doing squats or something like that."

"Squats?"

"Anyway, don't worry about their affairs for now, talk about yours first."

Miura said as he sat down on the grass.

Seeing this, Yuigahama hesitated for a few seconds and then chose to sit next to Miura.

"Yumiko, what do you want to say?"

Yuigahama spoke weakly, poking her fingers back and forth.

"What else could it be, you idiot?"

Miura was speechless, "Of course it's you and Hikigaya, uh, ahem...how's it going?"

"Eh eh eh?"

Hearing this, Yuigahama's face flushed uncontrollably, and she stammered, "It's quite good, isn't it..."

"what?"

Miura said unhappily:

"What are you talking about? What do you mean by pretty good?"

"Wow, it's just... it's okay."

Yuigahama continued weakly.

"..."

Miura was silent and sighed:

"If you keep going like this, you won't be able to get him sooner or later."

"If he can't get it, then... then he can't get it. Xiaoxue will make him happy..."

Yuigahama said bitterly.

"Yukinoshita? Hmph...that's not certain, there might be other girls."

Miura curled his lips.

"Eh? Yumiko, what do you mean?"

Yuigahama's face was filled with confusion.

"Forehead……"

Miura coughed dryly and said calmly:

"You're not the only one who has those feelings about Hikigaya. Maybe there are other girls as well."

As he spoke, Miura avoided his gaze.

"Ah? There are other girls, but who else would like Ah Qi besides Xiao Xue?"

"..."

Miura was quite speechless, "Are you an idiot?"

"Eh hey hey? No way, who else is there?"

Yuigahama was quite nervous. "Aki is such an ordinary boy, how could there be a girl who likes him?"

"Ordinary? If he were ordinary, would you like him?"

"Oh, yes, to me, Ah Qi is indeed extraordinary..."

Yuigahama said this, a shy blush spreading across her pretty face.

"..."

Looking at the girl's shy posture, Miura remained silent.

"Yumiko, what kind of boy do you think Aqi is?"

"Eh? Me?"

仉。

Miura, who was originally silent, became inexplicably confused when asked by Yuigahama.

"Well, I'm curious."

Yuigahama blinked.

"Uh... He, he's just a lecher, a filthy fellow..."

Miura turned his blushing face away to avoid Yuigahama noticing his abnormality.

"Eh? No way, how could Ah Qi be so obscene?"

"That's how it is, staring at women's breasts and thighs all day long."

"Ah? No way, Ah Qi... Ah Qi is not that kind of boy at all. He doesn't even react to me..."

Looking at her breasts, Yuigahama said with a disappointed look on her face.

"..."

Glancing at Yuigahama's breasts, Miura's brows twitched...they were so exaggeratedly developed that even she was far smaller than Yuigahama's.

"That guy is just pretending. If you play to your strengths, take more initiative, or even... act tough, taking him down won't be a problem."

Miura suggested.

"Huh? Yu... Yumiko, what do you mean?"

Yuigahama was suddenly confused.

"What does it mean?"

Miura coughed lightly and said to Yuigahama seriously:

"Why don't you just force yourself on me?"

"???"

Suddenly, Yuigahama's face turned red and her ears seemed to be smoking.

"As the saying goes, if the two of you have sex, I think Hikigaya will be 100% responsible for you, believe it or not."

"No, no...did you...force yourself on Ah Qi?"

Yuigahama said in a trembling voice, constantly covering her blushing face with her hands.

"Any questions?"

Miura said calmly, "I think boys like Hikigaya are easy to push over, provided you have the determination."

"Wuwuwu... Too, too embarrassing, right? If you force me, I..."

"I'm afraid this is your only chance."

"Yes, but..."

"If you get pregnant with Hikigaya's child, I think he will be yours. No one like Yukinoshita will be your match."

Miura became more and more excited as he spoke, "Well, as long as you get pregnant, Hikigaya will definitely be yours!"

"Wow, wow, pregnant? I'm only in high school. How can I become a mother so early?"

Yuigahama cried mournfully.

……

same moment.

Hikigaya and Mrs. Yuigahama were hiding behind a tree, their clothes were quite wrinkled, and the atmosphere around them was filled with awkwardness.

The two of them didn't dare to make too much noise at this moment to avoid being discovered by Yuigahama and Miura.

"Ah, Auntie, I'm sorry..."

Pursing his lips, Hikigaya lowered his voice and apologized softly, "I just did something so excessive to you. I'm really... so sorry..."

"Oh, it's okay...it's okay, Hikigaya-kun. As a boy, seeing a girl...oh, mom can understand you..."

Mrs. Yuigahama blushed and spoke hesitantly.

Just when Hikigaya breathed a sigh of relief.

Mrs. Yuigahama leaned closer again, trying to lower her voice, and couldn't help but say to the boy:

"Hikigaya-kun, can you, can you do that with Mom... again..."

"Eh? Ah, Auntie? You...?"

"Bi, Hikigaya-kun..."

Wuuuu, Yui, mom is sorry for you.

……

386

Chapter 386: Yuigahama preparing for pregnancy.

"Don't you understand the principle that the rice has been cooked before it's cooked?"

"But this is too...too unfair, right?"

Yuigahama said shyly:

"Besides, with my ability, how...how could I possibly push Ah Qi down?"

"So next I have to work out hard!"

Miura said seriously, "Try to have the strength to push Hikigaya to the ground and take him down."

As he said that, Miura slapped Yuigahama's thigh hard.

"The thighs are very important. If your thighs are strong, Hikigaya... ahem, might even be unable to move."

"Woo..."

Yuigahama blushed and touched her thigh with her hand, hesitatingly saying, "Don't you just want me to exercise more? You know, isn't it okay for me to exercise?"

"It's not just about exercising, the important thing is... getting pregnant with Hikigaya's child. Do you understand?"

Miura warned.

"Wow, this... this is too difficult."

"If you don't take the initiative, I won't be polite..."

Seeing Yuigahama so hesitant, Miura couldn't help but mutter.

"Yumiko, what did you say?"

Yuigahama asked, not hearing clearly.

"Nothing. What I mean is that Yui, your butt is so big, giving birth to a child will be a great advantage for you. I feel the probability of success is very high."

Miura coughed dryly and spoke seriously.

"Ah... ah?"

Yuigahama blushed, and as she sat on the grass, she subconsciously covered her cheeks with her hands and said angrily:

"It's not that big, Yumiko, isn't your butt big too?"

"Not as big as yours."

"Oh, I don't believe it."

"Forget it, let's not talk about this anymore. Have you rested well? After you've rested well, I will continue to train you and try to strengthen your tofu-like thighs."

Miura stood up and looked at Yuigahama.