Tokyo Soft Rice King

"Teacher, please listen to my explanation. The monitor and I are just friends..."

And Motoko Kobayakawa had obviously long been accustomed to her best friend's dirty jokes, but she still had to put on airs in front of her students, so she put her hands on her hips and prepared to protest righteously.

"School prohibits... Yeah!!!"

But before he could finish his words, the salty and wet health teacher who looked like an uncle grabbed his peach drumstick.

"Alright, alright, Motoko, stop being so prudish. Didn't you already know that Kuroba-san and Asato-chan are dating? After all, these two are seen lovingly eating their bento boxes in the school courtyard every day... This guy even lets his girlfriend feed him. It's really enviable... uh, it's really blinding."

Hei Yuming's sweat broke out even more when he heard this. Did the incident of him and the class monitor eating lunch together become a live broadcast on campus? Even the teacher knew about it so clearly?

But it is true that the teachers in school are not blind and they must know something about the rumors among students.

Especially since Kuroba Akira and Asato Hitomi were both students in her class, it was impossible for Kobayakawa Motoko not to know about the "scandal" between them and she just turned a blind eye to it.

"Ahem...! Although I won't dissuade you, Kuroba-kun, you must pay attention to safety. You must wear it properly... well... in short, you must be more respectful of girls' bodies! Of course, the teacher recommends that it is best to maintain a pure relationship before graduation... You know, the bed is the grave of youth!"

This innocent reaction is really cute.

In the middle of the conversation, I blushed and felt embarrassed because I was too shy to say the word condom. Teacher Kobayakawa, are you still in the spirit of an elementary school student?

Teacher Luo rolled her eyes and complained.

"Motoko, please stop harming your students... Coming from a virgin like you, this really doesn't make any sense. Youth without a bed is like a desert, after all, there's no nourishment at all."

"Hmm...! This has nothing to do with whether I'm a virgin or not! Junko, please stop exposing me in front of my students!"

It was the first time that Hei Yuming saw Teacher Kobayakawa in such an embarrassed state. Seeing the usually overly serious female teacher now acting like a little girl, shy and frightened, he felt very happy, as if he had gotten revenge.

Teacher, teacher, karma has its own way, and no one can escape it. This time it’s your turn to die, right?

And Teacher Luo who helped him get revenge must be awarded first-class merit!

"And Junko, you're still a virgin too!"

"How can I be the same as you? I have a hardware problem! Motoko, you have such good conditions, but you still don't have a boyfriend. Isn't that weird!"

"What's so strange about that?! Your first time should be given to the person you're going to spend your life with on your wedding night! And you always say I'm a virgin. Is virginity a shameful label? I don't think being a virgin is shameful at all. If you want to get rid of this label so badly, why not go to a gigolo club?"

"Are you an idiot?! Cowboy clubs don't offer that kind of service. Don't you even have common sense?"

"I haven't been there! Who would know that kind of common sense? I mean, have you ever been there?"

"I, I haven't been there! Who would go to a shabby shop like that that looks down on people?"

"Ah, I get it. Junko, you must have been treated like a child and kicked out, right?"

"Waaaaaah! Motoko, I'm going to kill you! Cut off your head and attach my head to it! Give me your body, ahhhhhh!"

"Gu...! You... idiot! Wake up! Even with this body, you're bound to meet someone who likes you!"

"That's just a lolita thing! I don't want to be noticed by a disgusting lolita thing!"

Seeing that the quarrel was getting more and more intense, it had escalated to the point where Teacher Luo pounced on Teacher Kobayakawa's upper body, holding her head and biting it... This reminded Kuroba Ming of a nun who was kept at home by Hedgehog Head.

Is this the quarrel between women, oh no, best friends...

But the two of them seemed a little too excited and forgot that there was a student watching them.

Hei Yuming weakly raised his hand and spoke.

"Um...I'm still here..."

"..."

"..."

Then the health room fell into a second great silence.

This time, it was not only Teacher Kobayakawa who felt ashamed of losing his composure again, but even the shameless Teacher Luo seemed a little embarrassed. She jumped off her best friend's body, coughed pretentiously and said.

"Ahem... Young Kuroba, you're here to sleep, right? Then go in and get some sleep... and forget everything that just happened!"

"Yes……"

Hei Yuming also thought it would be better to pretend to be dead, so he opened the curtain and prepared to go to bed.

“Ah, wait…!”

When I opened it, I saw the "battle-damaged school uniform" folded on the bed. It was the one that had just been torn to pieces by Teacher Kobayakawa.

And Motoko Kobayakawa, who reached out to stop Kuroba Ming, also recalled the embarrassing memory just now, and her face turned red again.

This time it was her turn as a teacher to explain to her students, otherwise her dignity would be completely ruined.

"Um, Kuroba-san, don't misunderstand me. We're definitely not doing some weird cosplay. It was Junko who forced me to wear this school uniform..."

Hei Yuming looked at Teacher Luo, first gave her a thumbs up, and then asked her with his eyes why she did so.

Teacher Luo put her hands behind her head and said.

"We were originally talking about the cultural festival, and then Motoko told me that she missed the atmosphere of the cultural festival, so I took out this school uniform..."

"And then they insisted I put on this school uniform and pretend to be a student to sneak into the cultural festival so I could enjoy my youth again... But how could I avoid being discovered?"

"But didn't you wear it anyway? Doesn't that prove you really want to go back to your student days?"

"That, that's just you begging me..."

"You were the one who started to envy me! Who told you to spend your student days studying so hard that you didn't really enjoy your youth? Now you regret it, don't you?"

"Hmm... If that's the case, Junko, you didn't enjoy your youth either!"

"Is it because I don't want to enjoy my youth? Everyone treats me like a child! They tease me like a child... Damn it!"

"Then why do you have a school uniform? And it's a size too small... It made me do that in front of Kuroba-san... Ugh...! This shows that you're the one who misses your school days the most! This is for you, right?"

"It's so small! That's already the largest size! I can wear the top as a dress! I didn't expect a school uniform this size could be torn apart by a fat woman like you... It's gotten bigger again, hasn't it? Damn it... Give me some! Give me half... No, a quarter is enough!"

"I-I'm not fat!"

Yay yyeh, this pair of teacher and bestie are starting over again.

Kuroba Akira picked up the entire uniform and handed it back to Teacher Kobayakawa, then put the button he had just picked up into her hand.

"Teacher, I want to go to bed."

What I mean is that I hope you will be quiet.

These words were very effective because Teacher Kobayakawa cared more about his students. After knowing that Kuroba Akira was not getting enough sleep, he immediately stopped arguing with his best friend.

"Well, Kuroba-san, you should get some rest. Do I need to wake you up?"

"Then thank you very much. Please wake me up at 11:20. My friend and I have an appointment at 11:30."

"Okay, the teacher will wake you up then."

"Thank you."

Then Hei Yuming lay down on the bed, covered himself with the quilt and closed his eyes. He soon fell asleep and his breathing became regular.

Motoko Kobayakawa was waiting by Kuroba Akira's side, smiling lovingly and touching his hair.

At this time, Junko Ohno, with her hands in the pockets of her white coat, complained.

"Look at that look in your eyes... has your maternal instinct awakened? If you like children so much, why not have one yourself?"

"Shh!"

After raising her index finger to her lips to emphasize silence, Motoko Kobayakawa stood up and left, pulling the curtain shut before responding to her best friend's words.

"I don't like children, I just like students."

Motoko Kobayakawa looked at the school uniform in her arms and smiled bitterly.

There is one thing that Junko Ohno said correctly: she really misses her student days and regrets that she was unable to enjoy her youth.

I didn’t have the chance to fall in love with someone, have a romantic relationship, and taste the flavor of youth when I was in my prime.

Junko Ohno said with a pout.

"What? You're still regretting it..."

"Maybe I have some regrets. I never realized before that student life is a unique experience in life..."

This time, Motoko Kobayakawa did not insist on it, but admitted it because she was somewhat relieved.

"But it doesn't matter now."

She smiled and thanked Junko Ono sincerely.

"Thank you, Junko. If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have thought I could return to school... Even though I'm not a student, I'm already content."

Although I was unable to fully enjoy my youth during my student days due to some very strange reasons, now as a teacher I can see that it is a form of "compensation" for my students to enjoy their youth to the fullest.

Junko Ohno scratched her cheek. She was not very good at hearing such direct thanks, so she felt a little embarrassed.

"What are you thanking me for... I just can't stand seeing you look like your life is ruined..."

"Even though we're already quite old, we still have a lot of time left to live, and there are still plenty of opportunities to lose our virginity... Even if we really end up being single for the rest of our lives, it doesn't matter!"

"Anyway... if I can be with good friends, then my life won't be in vain... Ahhh! What am I saying!"

Hearing her best friend's sincere words, Motoko Kobayakawa was also moved.

"Hmm...! The luckiest thing in my life is making a lifelong friend like you!"

"Stop! Stop saying such cheesy things. Even though I said it first, I'm getting goosebumps myself! Uh... I'm going to go out and have a cigarette to cool my head..."

"Smoke less, and don't let the students see you, it's not a good influence."

"I got it..."

It seems that there is a story between these two teachers...it has a strong orange flavor.

After listening to this conversation full of yuri power, Hei Yuming could no longer resist the sleepiness that swept over him and fell asleep.

Chapter 233: The Cultural Festival of Love and Romance Part 5

Near noon, Kuroba Akira was woken up on time by Mr. Kobayakawa.

After getting up, he used the sink in the health room to wash his face and said goodbye to the two teachers. Then, Hei Yuming left the health room and returned to his class to keep his appointment.

During the lunch break at noon, most of the challenge activities stopped, but the food stalls reached their peak, with students lining up in front of popular stalls and store entrances.

Because he only had fried noodles and bread in the morning and took a nap, Hei Yuming was very hungry at this time. He quickened his pace thinking of meeting up with the squad leader as soon as possible to have dinner together.

When we arrived at the haunted house for Class 1, Grade 1, the receptionist at the entrance desk had been replaced by Reina Takahashi.

Kuroba Akira is not familiar with her, and their relationship is even a bit bad, because she is the girl with a high ponytail in Sumitomo Ryota's pop circle. After Kuroba Akira hit Sumitomo Ryota's nose and made it bleed, she glared at him fiercely.

If there was no class monitor, she would be the most beautiful girl in the class. However, Hei Yuming was not very fond of high ponytails, and she also had slanted eyes, so every time he saw her, he felt like she was in an "unhappy" mood.

But today, in order to be the poster girl, she let her hair down and put on makeup, and her expression became much softer and less aggressive.

Hei Yuming walked over and knocked on the table at the reception entrance and asked.

"Takahashi, I remember it was your turn to be on duty in the afternoon, but why did you change shifts in the morning? Where is the monitor?"

Because Sumitomo Ryouta and Kuroba Akira had made peace, her attitude towards Kuroba Akira had softened a lot. She nodded her chin towards the entrance and said.

"You'll know when you get in."

"Oh...am I alone?"

"Well, you're the last guest this morning."

"Is this really a plan to trick me? It's too obvious, isn't it?"

In response to Kuroba Akira's complaint and question, Takahashi Reina showed an impatient expression and stood up and urged him.

"Stop talking nonsense and go in quickly. I'm going to eat too. Ryouta and the others are waiting for me."

"Huh? Ryouta is a staff member of the haunted house, right? If he's gone, who will control the mechanism? And wasn't he in charge of the final chase?"

Although this haunted house is a scripted haunted house and does not require so many actors pretending to be ghosts, the mechanisms inside still need to be manually activated by people, and the person responsible for playing the headless executioner in the final chase is also Sumitomo Ryota.

It can be said that without Ryouta Sumitomo, more than half of the scary parts in this haunted house would be ineffective. Of course, it might also be because of the shift change, but Kuroba Akira remembered that Ryouta Sumitomo volunteered to take over the shift for a day, because he had to entertain friends outside the school tomorrow, so he put in more effort today.

Kuroba Akira is probably his childhood sweethearts, Saionji Machiru, and that tall and strong man...his name is Mitsui Sojiro, I guess they will come to visit too.

As for Takanashi Mirai, Kuroba Akira had asked her before, and she said she would not come on the first day because the first day was for all students on campus, and she didn't really want to see those bitchy women in the class.

Then if she wakes up during the day on the second day of the cultural festival, she said she would come to watch the band's performance. After all, she is also very keen on composing songs, so she also wants to see what songs the school band will play.

As for Kuroba Akira's annoying questions, Takahashi Reina repeated them word for word.