Tokyo Soft Rice King

When he really needed to put both feet on two boats at the same time, he found that he was totally not cut out for it and couldn't even stand steadily.

Now that I think about it, those gigolos who can date seven or eight women at the same time and play with them are really amazing. Is this the strength of their profession?

Looking back at myself, I'm already so worried...

"Hey……"

Hei Yuming sighed deeply.

Although the road home is long, it will eventually end.

Or...why not just not go home?

The class monitor treated us to snacks at the cultural festival, so the pocket money given by Sister Hong was not used.

This money is just enough to stay in an Internet cafe all night, about two or three thousand yen is enough.

Although escaping is shameful, it is useful...

Okay! Then today...

"Meow~"

Just as Hei Yuming was about to click the escape option, the wild Hei Wei appeared.

"Hmm? It's you again, Kuroo..."

Since Kuroo has appeared, it means that we have arrived in Kuroo's territory near Kobayashi's house and will be home soon.

"Meow meow (what)? Meow meow meow meow (are you not convinced)?"

I always feel that this cat is provoking me... It's so annoying, don't bother me at this time!

Hei Yuming rolled his eyes and didn't bother to pay attention to the arrogant kitten. He simply ignored it and stepped over.

“Meow meow meow meow meow meow (How dare you ignore me)!”

Unexpectedly, Kuroo suddenly accelerated, sprinted, and jumped towards Hei Yuming's biggest weakness.

Hei Yuming was attacked by it before he could dodge and sat directly on the ground.

"Wow! Stupid cat, what are you doing?!"

Fortunately, Heiwei still had some sense of propriety. He didn't use his claws directly or bite him. Instead, he leaned over to Hei Yuming's crotch and sniffed it.

Damn, could it be that it smelled something?

Did he smell his own fishy smell, or the bloody smell of the squad leader?

It's really a stealing cat, huh?

Hei Yuming was really afraid that it would bite him. This was only the first time he had eaten meat and had just tasted the new flavor. How could he let a cat ruin his life?

"Go away! I don't have any food hidden!"

The black tail that was moved away did not bite it angrily, but stepped back and sat in front of it, put its snow-white paws in front of its mouth, and looked at Hei Yuming with subtle cat eyes.

This expression...why is it so feminine?

Hei Yuming could even imagine Kuroo's voice: "No way? No way? You can't do it in one go? Big brother, you're such a loser~"

"Rod! I'm not incompetent!"

I was just being considerate of the class monitor's health! If I went too far the first time and got it red and swollen, what if the class monitor couldn't get out of bed tomorrow, couldn't walk, and couldn't even attend the cultural festival? Wouldn't that be all my fault?

"Meow meow~"

Kuroo brought his other little white paw to his mouth, then covered his mouth with both hands, as if to say, "Wow, I believe it now. Are you really that awesome, big brother? Are you just bragging?"

"Kuroo, stop looking down on me! Even though I've only just gotten rid of my virginity, I still have a wealth of theoretical knowledge and the soul of an adult! How could I possibly surrender in just one go..."

"Meow meow meow (You said it is), meow meow meow (That's it)."

Kuroo was too lazy to listen to someone's explanation, so he turned around and ran away, leaving Kuroo Ming sitting on the ground in a daze.

what……

What on earth am I doing...

I actually got angry with a cat and even explained and argued with it...

But after he finished speaking, Hei Yuming also discovered another angle that he had not thought of before.

Yes, think about it carefully, this is just the first time, and the accumulated experience has just achieved a breakthrough from zero to one... How can it end like this!

I will have to enjoy it more times in the future! Whether it's the class monitor or Ziyin, I will feast on them and make them delicious!

This is called living off a gigolo!

If you will feel sorry for them emotionally no matter what, don't use your brain, just think with your lower body!

That’s right! This is the secret to becoming a scumbag!

"Meow meow (that's right)! Meow meow meow meow (that's it)!"

Another cat's meow brought Hei Yuming back to his senses, as if agreeing with his thoughts.

When Hei Yuming looked up, he found that Hei Wei had not run far away, but was waiting for him in front.

"Looking for free meals everywhere, then sleeping after eating, playing after sleeping, and venting when feeling good... This is how the beast thinks..."

This is the ultimate way to live off someone.

I'm so envious. If there is a next life, Hei Yuming also wants to be reincarnated as a cat, of course as a male cat, not a female cat.

Then all you have to do is be cute, and everything else you want will be yours.

Hei Yuming shook his head and was about to get up from the ground when Hei Wei ran over again, stepped on his thigh, jumped onto his shoulder, and then sat directly on his neck, putting his two front paws on his head and hugging the back of his head like a ball.

"Meow meow (start)!"

Kuroo stretched out his claws and kicked his legs to direct the direction as if he was piloting the humanoid Gundam of Kuroba Akira.

Although Kuroo sometimes behaves like a human, he is especially human today. Hei Yuming has the illusion that the person riding on him is not a female cat, but a little girl.

Kuroo, who is called the Cat God...maybe there is something mysterious about him.

The country of Neon claims to have eight million gods, and there are indeed shrines dedicated to cats, so did Kuroo gain spirituality because of this?

Unfortunately, before Kuroo could really speak, Hei Yuming could only communicate with it through eye contact.

After getting up from the ground, Hei Yuming patted his butt and complained.

"Kuroo, you're such a lazy cat! You're too lazy to even walk on your own..."

"Meow (yes)!"

Kuroo patted Kurohaaki on the head in response, then continued pointing forward.

Kuroba Ming noticed that Kuroo was not pointing in the direction of home.

In that direction... you can see a public bathhouse.

It’s not far from Kobayashi’s house, and Kuroba Ming has been there several times because the old lady is a frequent visitor there.

At this time, Hei Yuming remembered Hei Wei's sudden behavior just now, and reminded him.

I remember that Ziyin had a very sensitive nose and liked to smell things on my body. If she smelled a fishy odor, I would not be able to hide it.

Ziyin will definitely greet me at the door, and will most likely hug me and welcome me.

If Ziyin had smelled the odor before he took a shower, there would be no room for concealment.

It just so happens that I have some spare money...so I might as well go take a bath.

"Kuroo...it seems I have to thank you after all."

“Meow meow meow meow meow meow (Worship me as much as you can)!”

Afterwards, Kuroba Akira went to the public bathhouse to take a bath, carefully washing off the smell on his body.

By the way, the owner of this public bathhouse also knew Heiwei. After feeding it some dried fish, Heiwei simply abandoned Hei Yuming, its vehicle.

After taking a shower, Kuroba Ming put on his yukata and went to the laundry room next to the public bathhouse to wash his school uniform using a coin-operated washing machine and dryer.

There is a series of measures that a man takes after meeting his mistress so that his wife won’t find out when he returns home.

Hei Yuming thought, maybe this kind of thing will happen many times in the future...

Maybe I will become a regular customer of this public bathhouse and the laundry room next door.

……

"I am back."

"Welcome back, Mingjun."

As Hei Yuming expected, Ziyin greeted him at the entrance and came up to him as soon as he entered.

"It smells so good...it's the smell of laundry detergent. Mingjun, have you washed your clothes?"

Ziyin felt a little disappointed, because one of her biggest hobbies was to breathe in the scent of Hei Yuming's clothes that he had worn all day, but today his clothes were unusually clean, with only the smell of laundry detergent and drying.

But with her current acting skills, she would not show such little emotion outwardly, and she would definitely not let Hei Yuming worry.

Hei Yuming was still a little frightened, but fortunately, thanks to Hei Wei's reminder, he went to deal with the smell, otherwise the iron would have been discovered now.

After that, everything was the same as usual, but Kuroba Akira knew that his acting skills were not very good and he could not act as if nothing had happened, so after dinner, he said that he would continue to discuss plans with Hijikata Isamu and others today, and then hid in the men's room.

At this time, Hei Yuming was extremely grateful that there were other men living in Kobayashi's house, who could give him some breathing space.

Suddenly I can understand why the class monitor wants to keep the literature club at all costs...

However, today, Ryuya Nishimura and Isami Hijikata did not drag him into conversation until late at night. Instead, they said that the general direction had been decided, and Kuroba Ming, who did not know computers, was useless and would only add to the heat, so when it was time to go to bed, they kicked him out of the "man's domain".

It was late at night, and it wouldn't be nice to continue running to Sister Hong's room to disturb her, so Hei Yuming had no choice but to bite the bullet and go back to his room.

Ziyin had already changed into her gymnastics uniform and stockings and was waiting for him.

As usual, he would serve Ziyin every day and give her a special massage.

But only today, speaking from the mood, Hei Yuming did not want to use "only Yuwang's massage" to "end today" to "another woman".

It feels like it will 'taint' the memory of today.

"Um, Ziyin... let's rest early today. I'm a little tired and want to sleep."

"Ah, that's it..."

Seeing that Hei Yuming wasn't in the mood, Zi Yin didn't ask for anything more. Even though her body was ready and her soles felt a little itchy...

The feeling of disappointment grew further, but it was just a bit depressing. Ziyin, who had not yet experienced it for the first time, had not yet reached the point of being "unbearable".

She just thought that Kuroba Ming was tired because of the cultural festival, and she felt sorry for her lover, so she also wanted him to rest early.

"Well then, Mingjun, let's go to bed early tonight."

Ziyin gave Hei Yuming a warm and considerate smile, which overlapped with the smile of the class monitor in the library, making Hei Yuming feel a pang of pain in his heart.

If possible, he really hoped that Ziyin could go back to the upper bunk, which was her own bed, to sleep. It was really difficult to face Ziyin today.

I hugged the class monitor at school, and then I hugged Ziyin when I got home...

And she actually hugged the squad leader inside, and Ziyin actually hoped that she could hug him tighter and take it a step further...

It's too hard to bear, in another sense of the word.

But if he refused even this, Ziyin would probably notice something was wrong, and Hei Yuming would have no way to escape any further.

So he could only reply with an "OK." and then turned off the lights in the room and came back to lie down on his bed.

As expected, Ziyin still used him as a pillow to transfer her body warmth.

Just yesterday, I felt very happy to have a beautiful woman in my arms, but it was a little difficult to bear... Today it has become a mental torture.

And this is exactly what Kuroba Ming had expected before.

Although he had prepared himself mentally, he found that he really couldn't bear it.

Guilt towards Ziyin was bubbling up in my heart.

Because he had done all the intimate things with the class monitor behind her back, but Ziyin ended her youth on campus early because of him...

It was also because of me that Ziyin was completely addicted to this kind of adult 'desire game'...

The most shameful thing is that my body still feels comfortable sleeping with Ziyin in my arms...

He felt sorry for the class monitor and betrayed Ziyin.