Tokyo Soft Rice King

The squad leader poked Hei Yuming's face and said angrily.

"Kuroba-kun, don't underestimate lack of sleep. If you overexert yourself, you could end up dying suddenly, okay?"

"Uh……"

Hei Yuming, who had really experienced sudden death, was speechless.

He had made the mistake of empiricism before. When he was in college, he went to the Internet cafe with his friends and played games all night for two days without any problems. So after he started working, he thought that playing all night would be fine. Little did he know that as he got older, his body's ability to overdraw was not as good as before.

In fact, aging does not necessarily manifest itself on the surface, but acts subtly on the body.

"Okay...but is it okay for you to skip classes, class monitor? I guess a lot of people are eyeing your top spot in the grade."

"It's just a few classes. It won't affect me if I don't attend. I've already reviewed the content in advance, so attending class is just a review."

Listen, this is a top student, so annoying.

In fact, the reason why many students’ grades deteriorate is that they didn’t understand a few classes or were distracted, and then they couldn’t keep up with the teaching progress, resulting in not understanding the subsequent courses. Gradually, they lost interest in learning, and the less they wanted to learn, the less they could learn, forming a vicious cycle.

The squad leader is the most talented person that Hei Yuming has ever met who has brought his talents to the limit.

Looking at her, Hei Yuming felt that it was a waste of his talent to copy the class monitor's talents only to maintain his concentration and quick thinking.

As a result, until they reached the door of the health room, Asato Hitomi did not let go of Kuroba Akira's arm, and kept holding it like a close little wife.

I can feel the breast pressure from the side...it turns out that the squad leader is quite attractive.

The door of the health room was open. When I walked in, I saw the school doctor who was also the health and physical education teacher... Hei Yuming forgot her name.

However, because this teacher liked to tell dirty jokes during health and physical education classes, Hei Yuming also had some impression of her.

In addition, this female teacher has a very thin figure and is short, probably only about 1.4 meters tall. Her white coat looks like a raincoat, so everyone calls her Teacher Luo, the "Luo" in "Lori".

As for why I don’t just call her Loli teacher, it’s because if I call her Loli, I will get very angry and yell, “Don’t call me Loli, teacher, I’m already a mature lady!”

So later it was shortened to Teacher Luo, and she reluctantly accepted the nickname given to her by her students.

When Teacher Luo saw An Litong, she jumped down from her office chair with great energy and waved her hand to greet her.

"Oh, isn't this Anri-chan, the top student in our grade? Why are you in the health room during class? Are you having your period? I have not only sanitary napkins, but also spare panties. Do you want to lend them to you? But if I give them to you, it might be like wearing low-waisted panties, hehe."

It's okay to have sanitary napkins, but why do you have spare panties? And from what you say, they're your own! Don't give your own panties to students! — Hei Yuming complained furiously in his mind.

Even though there were boys around, she could still talk about menstruation so frankly and even tell a dirty joke. I can only say that she is worthy of being Teacher Luo. The word "bottom line" does not exist in her dictionary.

But the class monitor was still able to remain calm and smile in front of her, as if he had long been accustomed to Teacher Luo's outspokenness.

"It's not that I'm ill, Mr. Ohno. I came to the infirmary to accompany Kuroba-san. He's not feeling well."

It turns out that Luo teacher's last name is Ohno... She clearly doesn't have any "big" elements in her body, but Kobayakawa teacher is not "small" at all.

After hearing what the class monitor said, Teacher Luo looked at Hei Yuming, tilted her head and thought for a moment, then pointed at him and shouted as if she remembered something interesting.

"Ah! I know you! You're the problem student Motoko often mentioned! Motoko even came to ask me how to treat aphasia! Unfortunately, I haven't studied psychotherapy, so I only recommended a few books to her... So, can you speak now?"

Teacher Luo... Teacher Ohno and Teacher Kobayakawa have been good friends since their student days. This bond continued even after they started working. I remember that it was Teacher Ohno who recommended her to work at this school.

Kuroba Akira never thought that Mr. Kobayakawa would ask him how to treat aphasia for his sake... He is such a good teacher who cares about his students.

"Yes, I'm back to normal."

"I also heard that you beat up a classmate yesterday? It was because of a woman, right? Oh, it's a pity that I'm usually in the health room and didn't see such interesting things..."

Teacher Luo kept talking, then looked around at Anri Hitomi and Hei Yuming, and her eyes suddenly lit up.

"Ah! I get it! You didn't fight with the other boys just for Anri-chan! So judging by the result, you won, right? Anri-chan has become yours exclusively? Wow, you really have become a winner in life all of a sudden!"

Is there any teacher who says that to his students?! Hei Yuming rolled his eyes fiercely.

As expected, even the squad leader couldn't stand it anymore, and his smile changed from gentle to intimidating.

"Teacher Ohno, I get angry too."

Teacher Luo immediately became intimidated and quickly grabbed the monitor's hand and spoke nicely to him.

"Sorry, sorry, don't be angry~ I was just joking. I know Anri-chan is a good student and won't mess around like other students~"

"Please fulfill your duties as the school doctor and carefully examine Kuroba-san's physical condition."

"Got it!"

Teacher Luo walked in front of Hei Yuming, put her hands on her hips, looked up at Hei Yuming, who was three heads taller than her, and said.

"Come on, let me see where you're hurt. Did your rival kick your scrotum? That would ruin Anri-chan's happiness for the rest of her life."

"…I just didn't get enough sleep."

"Hey, sit down right there! Are you looking down on me?"

While complaining, Teacher Luo slapped Hei Yuming's butt hard with her little hand.

"..."

Kuroba Ming suddenly felt that apart from being a little hot-blooded and KY, Mr. Kobayakawa didn't seem to have any bad things towards him... It should be said that compared with Mr. Luo, Mr. Kobayakawa is simply too good.

"Come and sit here!"

Hei Yuming followed Teacher Luo's instructions and sat on the office chair she had just sat on. Then she came over and directly opened Hei Yuming's eyelids and began to observe his eyeballs carefully.

"Hmm...it's really just lack of sleep. There are no symptoms of kidney deficiency. I didn't expect you to be such a gentleman. I'm surprised you can even hold back while dating Anri-chan. If it were me, I would have long ago..."

"Teacher Junko Ohno, please be serious."

The angry monitor called the teacher by his full name. Feeling the terrifying intimidation again, Teacher Luo shrank her shoulders, laughed awkwardly twice, and then patted Hei Yuming on the back.

"Alright! Go lie down, kid! You'll be fine after a good night's sleep! I'll write you a certificate, teacher!"

After finally getting permission to use the bed in the health room, Hei Yuming prepared to go in to catch up on some sleep.

Hei Yuming walked into the partition curtain, took off his indoor shoes, and was about to thank the class monitor and let her go back, when he heard the conversation between Teacher Luo and the class monitor outside.

"Then I won't bother you anymore, teacher. You can use this room as you like."

"Where are you going, Mr. Ohno?"

"It's just right that I can go outside and catch some fish for a while, hehe...ah, Anri-chan, don't tell tales, okay? Then the teacher will turn a blind eye, huh?"

"I don't understand what you are saying, teacher. You may have some strange misunderstandings about us."

"Oh, teacher, stop pretending. I know everything. That kid just didn't get enough sleep. You even came all the way here just to use the bed. The infirmary is a high-risk location!"

"Hei Yu and I really don't have that kind of relationship, and the school also prohibits impure interactions between people of different surnames."

"Okay, okay, I know you're shy... Anyway, just don't make too much noise. There are 'balloons' in the drawer. Although it might be more comfortable without them, I suggest you still pay attention to safety. After all, you will violate school rules. Even if your family has connections and can exempt you from expulsion, you will still have to take a leave of absence."

"Teacher Ohno..."

"Then teacher, I will be back after two classes. I will help you hang up the sign during this time, so don't worry about anyone disturbing you. Hehe, I wish you all have fun. Don't worry about dirtying the sheets. Teacher, I will be responsible for cleaning it up. That's it. Bye~ Anri~"

Bang...the sound of a door closing was heard.

So, who recruited this guy?

Chapter 86 She is very sensitive to smell

After Teacher Luo left, An Litong also walked into the curtain and sat on the accompanying chair beside the bed with a helpless smile on her face.

I didn't expect that there is such a person in this world who can make the class monitor speechless. I can only say that Teacher Luo's realm is really too high. Even Hei Yuming, who thinks he is as thick-skinned as a city wall, feels inferior to him.

"So...I followed Mr. Ohno's instructions and found this in the drawer."

Anri Hitomi took out a square package with a ring-shaped raised "decoration". This was what Granny Kobayashi had paid Kuroba Akira to buy before. It was a great invention that effectively reduced the human fertility rate.

"You really went to look it up?"

"Well, then...should we use it?"

"what?!"

Monitor, you must be joking! Please, you must be joking!

Otherwise... Hei Yuming will feel that the class monitor's perception of friends has become extremely distorted, and he may even have to reconsider whether to continue dealing with the class monitor.

Fortunately, after seeing Kuroba Akira's shocked expression, Asato Hitomi smiled and said.

"Just kidding, we are just good friends, we can't do anything like that."

"Right, right! Hahahaha..."

Hei Yuming laughed dryly three times, still feeling a lingering fear. It seemed that the class monitor's cognition had not been distorted to that extent...

"If we develop into that kind of relationship now, the friendship between us will also deteriorate. I don't want to change my relationship with Kuroba-kun for the time being. After all, we still have the promise of 30 years, right?"

"Hmm... So, squad leader, you took this thing out to test me?"

"I really want to see if Kuroba-kun has that intention."

"Knew it……"

The class monitor's test is not over yet. I'm afraid that as long as Kuroba Akira shows even the slightest intention towards the female members of the literature club, including her, the class monitor will immediately sever ties with him.

"Also, I've never touched this thing before, so I'm a little curious."

As she said that, Anri Hitomi tore open the package and took out the latex product inside.

"So it's shaped like this, rolled up, and can be stretched... It's so long, can I really wear it all the way through?"

"..."

"No wonder Mr. Ohno said it was a balloon. It's because it's very stretchy. I feel like it can hold a lot of water... Ah, I see. This way, no matter how much comes out, it can be contained properly. There's no need to worry about it leaking out."

"..."

"But if it's so slippery, will it really not fall off when going in and out? Will it be as tight as stockings? Or is the side against the skin not as slippery... Hmm, my guess turned out to be correct. This way you can tell the front and back apart. Although it seems that you can usually not make a mistake, it's quite obvious."

"..."

"But it always seems amazing that such a small thing can prevent pregnancy... But I heard that taking pills now has a higher contraceptive rate and won't affect the experience. But there are also people who say that taking pills has side effects... Kuroba-kun, are you listening?"

"Uh……"

Hei Yuming felt his mind was in a mess and he couldn't speak.

What are you looking at now?

Are you watching the class monitor, the top genius student and popular campus beauty, playing with a condom and seriously analyzing its structure and function?

What the hell!

"Class monitor, I'm going to sleep. If you have nothing to do, go back and continue your class."

Hei Yuming lay down on his side, with his back to Anri Hitomi, wanting to shut down his brain.

As a result, Anri Hitomi suddenly stood up, grabbed Hei Yuming's shoulders, forced him onto the bed, and turned him back into a lying position.

"Hei Yu-kun, do you know that you have a poor sense of distance?"

"This sentence should be said to you, squad leader..."

At this moment, Hei Yuming's line of sight was just level with the class monitor's Snowball. From this angle, the entire field of vision was filled with the class monitor's chest, which he could touch by just raising his head slightly.

Lei Lei's energy is a bit too much today... Think more about Zi Zhigong's white silk legs! People should not forget their roots!

"I'm not like this to everyone, I only do this to my friends."

"It's really hard to be your friend..."

"I'm sorry, Kuroba-kun, but I've already deemed you my most important friend, so don't even think about running away, okay?"

"Uh……"

So scary... What kind of yandere statement is this?

If I really date the class monitor, I won’t be able to talk to other women for more than three sentences in my life... She is definitely the type who will keep a close eye on her boyfriend’s whereabouts.

That kind of life of being dominated by one’s wife is suffocating just thinking about it!

"Although it might seem to you, Kuroba-kun, that I'm suddenly trying to get closer to you, but as I've said before, I've been secretly observing you for a long time. I only tried to get in touch with you after I confirmed what kind of person you are, so I actually know you very well."

Anri Hitomi never does anything without certainty.

And she had a reliable source to know what kind of person Kuroba Akira was.

But after talking to Kuroba Ming, I found that he was more interesting and reliable than I expected, so I wanted to make friends with him even more.

"I understand, so please let me go. It's hard for me to fall asleep like this."