Tokyo Soft Rice King

Hei Yuming discovered that he could also read other people's thoughts.

Because it's so easy to guess.

Everyone had an expression of certainty that they must have done it.

Even Hei Yuming heard the conversation between one of the small groups of boys.

"Looking at this, I'm sure they've already lost each other's virginity! After all, that's the master of dirty jokes in the health room! He'll definitely cover it up! Maybe he even secretly recorded it!"

"I think you're right, but there's one thing you're not right about. They weren't necessarily each other's first time."

"What did you say? How could it not be the squad leader's first time? Our squad leader must be a first time! What that guy Hei Yuming said might be true... Damn it! How can this guy be so popular with women? Why?!"

"But now, the monitor's first time is definitely gone. It can't be found anywhere. It will never be seen again."

"Shut up! Shut up! Wuuwuwu... the class monitor... everyone's class monitor... the sacred class monitor... was defiled by a man... The class monitor should have a beautiful lesbian relationship with Miao-senpai. I can only accept their CP!"

"Although I think you're a bit self-indulgent and have some ulterior motives, Hei Yuming really deserves to die."

"That's right! The culprit is Kuroba Akira! He's the one who tricked all of us into taking our squad leader! Burn him!"

"Burn, burn, burn, burn!"

It was filled with murderous aura, almost turning into a physical entity.

Kuroba Akira eventually became the target of the omnipresent FFF group.

If the previous commotion with Sumitomo Ryouta was just a jealous drama, the class monitor did not clearly express who he wanted to date, but was more inclined towards Kuroba Akira. However, before anyone saw the confession scene, everything was just speculation.

But now, the two of them went to the health center with the highest first blood rate. After returning, the squad leader looked a little shy, and even walked a little unsteadily (the sequelae of the crazy popliteal massage)...

This is truly irrefutable proof! There's no other possibility! These two clearly graduated for each other!

Kuroba Akira graduated as a virgin amid rumors.

Fantasy is out of singles.

Chapter 90: The monitor's view on love is very realistic

During lunch break, Asato Hitomi once again brought a luxurious lunch box to eat with Kuroba Akira in public. This time, Kuroba Akira was too lazy to perform or explain anything.

At this point, it's like mud falling into my crotch. It's a big deal anyway, so I might as well just let it go.

Anyway, if the class monitor doesn't mind being misunderstood, then Hei Yuming will definitely not mind it either.

After saying hello to Fujiyoshi Michio, Kuroba Akira got up and followed the kitchen team leader to eat.

The squad leader said on the way with some surprise.

"I thought you would invite Fujiyoshi-kun, because Fujiyoshi-kun always seems to eat alone, and you must be his first friend in the class... It feels like I took you away from him, and I feel a little guilty."

Hei Yuming spread his hands and said.

"Ha, I did think about bringing him along. After all, Fujiyoshi might be the only person in the class who knows that you, the class monitor, and I are not dating. But bringing him along would only bring him trouble."

"That's right. If we invite him to dinner with us, someone will definitely ask him about gossip. Given Fujiyoshi's personality, he'll definitely be vague and cover up for us. Then everyone will think he's boring, and it will be even harder for him to fit in with the class."

There was no need to explain for the class monitor, she could understand what Hei Yuming meant in seconds, and such a conversation was very comfortable.

"Absolutely right, squad leader, you are wise."

"What a shame! I thought Kuroba-kun just wanted to be alone with me. It seems I was just being too sentimental."

"Haha, that's certainly an idea. After all, seeing the envious and jealous eyes of those in the class makes me feel refreshed."

"So, Kuroba-kun treats me as a favorite toy to show off?"

"How dare I blaspheme the sacred monitor? I'm just the kind of person who enjoys watching others get humiliated."

If a man really has a girlfriend as perfect as the class monitor, he would of course want to show off, just like a fisherman who occasionally comes up empty-handed and can't wait to let the whole world know that he has caught a big fish.

"And there's no need to worry about Fujiyoshi-kun, because Sumitomo Ryouta will probably include him in his inner circle. Judging from his previous devotion to you, he's the type who values ​​friendship very much. Since he's already calling Fujiyoshi-kun by his first name, it's probably not just for show. He'll definitely invite him over for dinner."

"Yes...but I'm worried about whether Fujiyoshi can adapt to their social circle. After all, Sumitomo-kun's circle is built around him."

"What's wrong with this?"

"To put it simply, people in that circle have a high degree of favorability towards Sumitomo-kun, but they may not be good friends with each other."

"Wow... that guy really is a genuine cashier."

What this means is that everyone in Sumitomo Ryota's circle has arrows pointing to Sumitomo Ryota, but there are no arrows between other people.

If Sumitomo Ryotaichi is not around, the liveliness may drop sharply to the lowest level, or even disband on the spot.

This kind of interpersonal relationship formed around a person in a live circle is not very reliable. You may not keep in touch after graduating from high school.

But anyway, it’s nice that we can be happy together during these three years of high school. It’s better than being alone.

"Because Sumitomo-kun is very straightforward, both boys and girls can get along with him openly, so he is very popular."

"Straight men can actually be popular one day. It really makes me cry..."

But the main reason is that Sumitomo Ryota is lively and cheerful, knows how to have fun, and is also quite handsome.

The place chosen by the class monitor for dining today was the bench in the campus atrium, which is one of the most popular dining spots for couples besides the rooftop. When Hei Yuming and the others arrived, there were already two couples eating lunch together.

But for some reason, after seeing Kuroba Akira and Asato Hitomi, the other couples nearby shyly stood up and left.

"Why are they hiding from us?"

The monitor answered Kuroba Akira's question while laying a mat on the bench.

"Maybe in their eyes, our level is too high."

"grade?"

"After all, in their eyes, we've already completed the fourth stage, reaching home plate. Even if we successfully confess our love and become a couple, only a few couples can successfully complete all four stages. Statistics show that the breakup rate for high school couples is as high as 70%."

Kuroba Akira still knew the four-stage theory, which was an analogy using baseball.

First base, holding hands; second base, kissing; third base, touching and petting; finally, returning to home base to score...which is also called a "bang".

After the squad leader sat down, he patted the seat next to him, motioning Hei Yuming to sit down as well, while continuing to speak.

"And graduating each other in the school's infirmary is a very bold act. After all, if the teacher finds out, they'll definitely be suspended, or even expelled. So even active couples would consider this a remarkable achievement. After all, only idiot couples would show their love regardless of the situation."

"So the couple halo given by the rumors has faded... How childish."

After Kuroba Ming sat down, the squad leader began to open his lunch box, and then he found that today's menu had changed again.

Is the monitor planning to change the menu every day? That's really thoughtful.

"You knew going to the infirmary with me would lead to this situation, but you still followed me..."

Asato Hitomi nodded honestly, handed the lunch box and chopsticks to Kuroba Ming, and continued to pour tea for him.

"Yes, this time I really think it's good to be considered a couple with Kuroba-kun. There are fewer troublesome social events, and my campus life has become easier."

The squad leader smiled and picked up a piece of thick omelet and fed it to Hei Yuming.

"So I'm very grateful to Kuroba-kun. You've become my safe haven in the class, so please let me reward you well. Come on, ah~"

Hei Yuming opened his mouth without hesitation and ate the food that was put into his mouth... Oh, it was a sweet thick omelet. The squad leader is a sweet lover.

"Besides, I think talking to Kuroba-kun is much more fun than talking to anyone else. It also allows me to spend more time with my good friends. It's definitely a hundred benefits with no disadvantages, right?"

"There's another problem, squad leader, you won't be able to find a boyfriend if you're like this."

"I never thought about having a boyfriend in high school."

"Oh? So you, class monitor, are you from the 'high school students shouldn't date' faction?"

"I just thought about it carefully and felt that it was meaningless."

The leader of the opposing team began to argue her point of view.

"As I just said, the breakup rate in high school is as high as 70%, and even among the remaining 30%, 20% will break up after graduation for various reasons."

"And of the remaining 10%, only a handful can actually walk down the aisle. There's a chance their parents won't approve, there's a chance they might fall in love with someone else, and even without those obstacles, recent graduates don't have the financial resources to make their partner happy."

"So, in the final analysis, most high school couples are just impulsive relationships that can't possibly last a lifetime. So, is there any point in engaging in a relationship that's bound to leave you with regrets?"

Hei Yuming had nothing to say because everything she said was right.

But... it's too realistic!

You're being too realistic, squad leader! A bit too realistic!

How embarrassing for those who think that love is a part of youth!

Chapter 91: Friends who are more disgusting than lovers

"...As expected of the squad leader."

In the end, Hei Yuming could only sigh and say that this was very class monitor-like.

However, Hei Yuming felt that this kind of cognition was too rational... and too unromantic.

From an adult's perspective, the class monitor's statement is indeed impeccable, but even if there will be regrets, the youthful experiences in high school can become precious memories.

Isn’t it because the feelings during those days are the most sincere and without any impurities that many people reminisce about their student days?

It is difficult to find such sincere feelings after entering society.

However, Hei Yuming had no intention of debating with the class monitor, nor did he want to change her mind. He just said it casually.

"But isn't there a saying? All the reasons for not wanting to find a partner are just excuses. You just haven't met the right person yet."

"Hei Yu-kun, do you believe in love at first sight? I don't. Love at first sight is nothing more than an attraction to someone based on their looks and hormones."

The monitor said it very tactfully, and Hei Yuming translated it here: it means that he is obsessed with sex or is infatuated with sex.

"Just like my desire to have a good relationship with Kuroba-kun wasn't something I inexplicably thought of as 'I want to be friends with this person!' the first time I saw him, but rather it was after observing him for a semester and a summer that I was certain he was someone worth associating with."

"Squad Leader, you are really cautious..."

"After all, we're looking for a lifelong friend, so of course we have to choose carefully."

Perhaps because the prerequisite for choosing friends is very heavy, the class monitor's caution is inevitable.

"But if Kuroba-kun has someone he wants to date, you can dump me. I... well... probably won't mind. So don't worry about my reputation. Kuroba-kun, just go find the woman you like."

Isn’t this just caring a lot?

It’s probably because if a good friend has a girlfriend, it becomes difficult to maintain friendships with the opposite sex.

After all, my girlfriend will definitely be jealous, so I have to avoid suspicion.

"I don't care. Finding a girlfriend is too troublesome, and I don't have any money, so this is fine now."

Although Hei Yuming has regained his youth now, this youth is not the youth in his memories. He can never get his own youth back, and he has no intention of making up for it.

If I were to be reborn and return to the past, I might have the urge to make up for my regrets, but since it’s time travel... it’s more important to get rich as soon as possible.

The squad leader seemed relieved and he breathed a sigh of relief, stroking his chest.

"Really? Phew... That's great, really, really, really great."

"That's too much..."

He actually repeated it three times. How much does he care?

"To show my highest respect for Kuroba-kun's enlightenment, I've decided to reward you with another piece of my best tempura. Come on, ah~"

Hei Yuming ate it in one bite without any shame.

"Well, Kuroba-kun is awesome! Do you want more? I can feed you all of this, okay?"

"..."

It’s a bit like training a dog...I feel like I have really become the dog raised by the class monitor.

But it was nice not to have to eat by himself, so Hei Yuming simply put down his chopsticks and continued to let the monitor feed him.

But if I continue like this, will I become a useless person... Will I suffer from 'class monitor dependence syndrome'?

But this is actually a "benefit" that the class monitor gives to his friends. Shirai Shiori and Aizono Moe should have enjoyed it as well, just like a knee pillow.

Come to think of it, I didn't invite those two people?