My decision turned out to be correct. Only lightning can cure a perverted sister complex like you.
"Hachiman, there is a kind of love called letting go——"
Mo Yi no longer concealed his purpose and decided to convince others with reason. He said earnestly, as if to do it for your own good:
“True maturity is letting go.”
Don’t listen, don’t listen, that bastard is chanting sutras!
You bastards who want to take away my most precious sister, no matter how nice your words are, you are just trying to steal my most lovely sister!
Go to hell, you wishful thinking scum!
Just have fun with your Greedy Blue Moon and stop dreaming.
"I'm sorry, I've decided to move out tomorrow and live alone—"
Facing Mo Yi's smile, Hikigaya Hachiman finally came up with the most perfect response after a few seconds and said:
"So, you probably won't be able to see my sister when you come to visit."
Mo Yi: “…”
Mr. Great Teacher, don't think that this can stop a man from pursuing happiness. No one can stop me from doing what I want to do.
Even if you moved out, I could still visit you under the pretext of visiting you, but since I didn't know you moved out, I went to your hometown.
From your description, your sister should be the type of beautiful girl next door. When her brother's friends come to visit her, she will naturally take the initiative to greet me and Lunye.
Hum hum——
You are still too naive.
Plan C formed in his mind instantly. Mo Yi once again smiled confidently at Yakumo Kigaya, which made the other party's anus tighten.
"Student Mo Yi——"
Xue Miao, who had been watching the show and worrying about how to get along with Mo Yi in public, finally couldn't help it.
Do you think I'll be grateful to you for not teasing me in public?
How dare you ignore me? Placing play on me?
Mo Yi, do you think you have me in your hands and are starting to get cocky, or do you think I can't hold my fist tight anymore, Yukinoshita Yukino!
What made Xue Miao even more angry was that the other party actually blocked her view and set his sights on Hikigaya Hachiman's sister.
This is simply outrageous. Mo Yi, you perverted sister complex, you already have two younger sisters at home, and now you want to go out and hunt for other sisters. It seems that the first guinea pig after I have mastered the magic eye for fat loss should be Mo Yi.
Since fat can be lost, there should be no problem with the corpus cavernosum, right?
Face the needle, Mo Yi!
Then you will realize that I am the only one who is willing to stay with you no matter how bad things get.
"I once met Hikigaya's sister. If you want to visit, remember to bring me along."
After saying that, he still showed a kind smile in front of everyone.
Her smile startled Hikigaya Hachiman and the other students who were just watching the show.
Oh shit, the snow girl Yukinoshita Yukino can actually laugh, and her laugh is so creepy!
Amount(⊙o⊙)…
At this point, Mo Yi knew that he seemed to have upset Xue Miao. This kind smile was clearly directed at him.
"Mr. Front Desk——"
As a good cat lover, if my beloved cat is angry, I will naturally coax him.
Just when Mo Yi was about to talk about other topics and please Xue Miao, a voice that sounded very cute, charming, and a little deliberate interrupted Mo Yi.
Then, my ear started to hurt and someone twisted it.
"Come with me for a moment, I have something very important to tell you."
Mo Yi: “…”
Well, it’s you after all. Only you have such a mature lady voice, Teacher Wu Shizi.
“Hmpho( ̄ヘ ̄o#)——”
Xue Miao looked coldly at Teacher Wu Shizi who was pulling Mo Yi's ear. After all, she was defeated by the other party in one round yesterday.
At this moment, the other party actually dared to come over and interrupt him while he was happily correcting Mo Yi. New and old grudges mixed together and surged into his heart. Naturally, he was very unhappy.
It was just the cry of a defeated cat. Teacher Wu Shizi would not care what the snow cat felt at the moment.
This young lady is unhappy, and you guys don’t even think about being happy. Don’t think that I will be scared just because you can cast a spell.
With the guy from the front desk here, I’ll see if you dare to take action. This time, we’re sure to win!
"Shiyu, can you let go of my ears?"
Mo Yi naturally noticed that the atmosphere at the scene was a little inappropriate. People around him were looking at him who was being pulled by the ears by Teacher Wu Shizi.
Teacher Wu Shizi, haven't you heard that boys' ears shouldn't be pulled casually?
If it falls, how can I conquer readers all over the world with my beauty in the future?
"I'll go over and talk to you later."
"no--"
Teacher Wu Shizi is a real woman who is decisive and ruthless. How could she let go so easily of Mo Yi, who dared to ignore her and came over to flirt with Yukinoshita Yukino? Moreover, she is now demonstrating to let Xue Miao know that Mo Yi is the destined toy of me, Kasumigaoka Utaha.
"I want it now—"
After saying that, Teacher Wu Shizi didn't care at all about other people's strange looks and whispers. She licked her red lips and was about to take Mo Yi to the grove to solve some very personal problems.
I didn't expect that Teacher Wu Shizi, you have so many demands. I just satisfied you half an hour ago, and you want it again so soon.
But I'm very busy now, can't we talk about this in the evening?
It was too embarrassing for a traditional and pure man like me to do this in broad daylight.
"Wow--"
“As expected—”
"I knew something was wrong between them, but I didn't expect it to be so intense—"
After Wu Shizi said the classic line "I want", the atmosphere on the scene instantly became heated, and the audience burst into cheers. Of course, there were also many boys and girls who looked devastated as if their runes had been melted by their girlfriends.
My goddess (god) was taken away by a pig^(* ̄(oo) ̄)^.
Even though I have heard such rumors a long time ago, humans, when faced with cruel facts, often comfort themselves by saying that they are all fake, all rumors, and they can't fool me!
It was not until the facts were laid out before him that he was willing to believe that the goddess with a bright smile on his mobile phone screen had already been in the arms of someone else.
"Kasumigaoka-san, please don't behave so shamelessly in public!"
Snow Cat gnashed his teeth as he watched Teacher Wu Shizi, who was teasing his owner Mo Yi while secretly mocking him with a smug look. He didn't respond with a "serious punch", which was a credit to his recent divorce with Mo Yi.
Damn you (〃>皿<) guy, please don’t rub your shameful fat against Mo Yi’s back. Don’t you know that people should keep a proper distance from each other?
And with such a thick layer of fat, it must be very hot, and it is easy to sweat and get rashes.
In the spirit of humanitarianism, I changed my mind. When my magic eye for fat loss is fully developed, you will be the first sacrifice, and the second will be my sister's goat milk.
You guys complain every day about tired shoulders, running, and falling easily because you can't see your toes when walking. Let my righteous partner Yukinoshita Yukino solve the stubborn problems that have been bothering you for years!
Don't thank me, I'm just a righteous fat mover.
Although Xue Miao kept cursing in her heart, she still had to use the most righteous words to criticize the other party's behavior at the moment.
"You are now one of the representatives of Fuyuki High School. Please realize this."
"Ok?"
How could Teacher Wu Shizi let go of Mo Yi's ears just because of Xue Miao's words?
I took a small step back today, so how can I, Teacher Wu Shizi, conquer cities and territories, dominate the world, and shock the crowd in the future!
What a hero, don't be timid, just rush forward and use Starburst and No Treatment to kill.
"I'm the best female friend of the guy sitting in front of me, or girlfriend for short. Why can't I pull his ears?"
"Isn't that what happens when kids fight?"
"I think it's because you, Yukinoshita-san, have impure thoughts that you become a dirty person with dirty eyes."
"girlfriend?"
Xue Miao lowered her head, her black hair hiding her eyes in the darkness. She wanted to yell—
Shut up, you shameless old thief!
She clearly admitted that I am the future mother of our child. So, your girlfriend, get out of here wherever you come from!
"Kasumigaoka-san, you are not children anymore."
"Could it be that you have that disease where your body is over ten years old but your mind remains that of a five or six year old?"
Teacher Wu Shizi: “…”
What a snow cat! He actually turned around and called me a moron.
"Yukinoshita-san, if you can't speak, then don't talk nonsense."
Teacher Wu Shizi also felt unhappy, and the seal of her venomous tongue gradually loosened. She looked at Xue Miao with contempt and said with a smile:
"No wonder Yukinoshita-san doesn't have many friends."
Snow Meow: “…”
As the saying goes, don't hit people in the face and don't insult people by their appearance. I just revealed the cruel fact that I have few friends.
Kasumigaoka Utaha, congratulations, you have successfully angered me, you are seeking your own death!
"Kasumigaoka-san, you don't seem to have any friends either."
Come on, let’s hurt each other!
"Mr. Kasumigaoka, who has few friends, you should focus on yourself first. Self-admiration is not a compliment."
Hum hum——
Yukinoshita Hirano, you are still too naive. Is my teacher, Shiko, the kind of person who would be sad because of having no friends?
Although I have no friends, I have thousands and thousands of book friends. Every day, I don’t know how many people want to be called the queen by Teacher Ben. How could I feel bad for not having those superficial friends?
Only someone like you, who is honest in body but doesn't want anything in words, would feel empty, lonely and cold because of having few friends.
A mere tsundere, haven't you heard that being harassed can ruin your life?
Under the scheming of this teacher, those who are tired of rubbing against others are nothing but losers!
However, since you want to have a verbal battle with me, Teacher Wu Shizi, then let's hurt each other so that you can understand that my teacher Wu Shizi's painting style is better than yours, and people with small breasts have no human rights.
"Yukinoshita-san, I'm sorry you misunderstood me. I never thought of being self-admiring—"
Teacher Wu Shizi finally let go of the hand that was pulling Mo Yi's ear, and instead held the hand of Mo Yi, who wanted to pretend to be dead, looking up at the starry sky in the daytime, thinking about life, and smiled sweetly:
"Because Mo Yijun is enough for me as a friend."
"I only want to have him as a friend."
Teacher Wu Shizi first looked helplessly at Mo Yi, who was pretending to be unable to get pregnant like a clever girl and remained motionless. Then she looked at Xue Miao with pride and said with a smile:
"It is enough to have one true friend in life."
"So, Yukinoshita-san, you really don't have to worry about me. If you have the energy, you should focus more on yourself."
After saying that, Teacher Wu Shizi looked at the area below Xue Miao's neck with a pitiful look, which seemed to have a double entendre, meaning that she was very disappointed in him and said, "Child, mommy is very worried about your future."
Mo Yi: “…”
I seem to have miscalculated. Theoretically, I should have passed it perfectly. I could have enjoyed the happiness of both Teacher Wu Shizi and Xue Miao. Why did it turn out like this?
I have clearly simulated this in my brain countless times, it shouldn't turn out like this!
Cough cough--
In fact, the only thing that changed everything was the smile Mo Yi gave Teacher Wu Shizi when he passed by her.
It was because of this smile that Teacher Wu Shizi felt insulted, which ignited the anger in her heart and became the last straw that broke the camel's back.
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