The second dimension life starting from Fuyuki City

Are you worthy of me?!

Mo Yi looked up at Erina, who was folding her arms, showing off her perfect curves. He didn't know what to do. He asked helplessly and desperately:

"Erina, didn't we agree that our affairs shouldn't involve other people?"

“Heheheo(￣ヘ￣o＃)——”

Seeing Mo Yi's troubled look, Erina said in a good mood:

"Onii-chan, I didn't do anything excessive to her."

"I'm just recycling the smell and saliva you left on her."

"Who allowed this damned thieving cat to take advantage of my absence and do such enviable, no, outrageous things?"

"I said you are mine, you were mine before, you are mine now, and you will always be mine—"

Mo Yi: “…”

Well, now Mo Yi can fully imagine what kind of horrible things Erina did to Illya this morning!

Erina, do you know that your behavior now is very dangerous?

Now it's just things like smell and saliva, but in the future, won't you have to recycle the heather-scented liquid too? You're hindering your dear Onii-chan's great cause of spreading and growing her seeds across the world!

If you have the guts, come at me. What kind of guts are you using to attack a loli?

"Cough-cough-"

Although he complained, Mo Yi didn't dare to really complain or blame Erina at this moment. He did sleep with Illya last night. Thinking about it, it seemed that he was in the wrong.

Now that my younger sister has discovered me, my courage has been instantly reduced by half.

"Erina, you'll scare Illya like this."

Facing the self-righteous sister, Mo Yi could only appeal to her emotions and reason, and said with a kind and ingratiating smile:

"Didn't we agree to live in peace?"

"Humph--"

Erina ignored Mo Yi's words and said as a matter of course:

"Fish Lips Onii-chan, do you think I can get along peacefully with that pseudo-loli who's obviously older than us but pretends to be young all day long?"

Mo Yi: “…”

Sister, it's easy to lose friends if you speak the truth like this!

Do you know how hard Illya works?!

In order to maintain her unique competitiveness as a silly and cute loli, she decisively gave up the choice of growth and silently endured the pitiful looks of people around her.

In ancient times, there was the legend of Pikachu giving up evolving into Raichong in order to maintain his weight so that he could always sit on the shoulders of Zhigu. Today, there is the touching story of Illya maintaining a lolita body shape for ten thousand years to satisfy Mo Yi's lolita hobby!

Besides, how would you know, sister, that Illya knows the legendary multi-transformation ability, and can freely switch into little girl mode, loli mode, otome mode, mature woman mode and married woman mode (Mo Yi doesn't like cute mature women, so there is no mature woman mode), and at the same time satisfy your sister's various wishes.

How could Illya, who is so hardworking and versatile, be just a pseudo-Lolita who commands and pretends to be young all day long?

Cough cough--

Of course, Mo Yi would never say such words even if he was beaten to death, because after saying it, his furious sister might say something like "Why do you know so much?" or "Why are you so skilled? How many tricks have you played with her?" and other such words that sound like wasted learning, and then he would be pinned to the ground and slapped to death.

"Erina, you're a good girl."

Mo Yi said sincerely.

Although Erina knew that Mo Yi was coaxing her again, she couldn't help but feel happy. She could obviously ignore the praise from everyone around her, but she was not immune to Mo Yi's pale, powerless and simple words of praise. This was probably the so-called Zhou Yu and Huang Gai, one willing to hit and the other willing to be hit.

When Erina couldn't help showing a goddess's happy smile, Mo Yi continued:

"Illya too—"

Erina: "MMP!"

"Then why is it impossible for you to live in peace?"

Mo Yi said so.

Chapter 245: Serving the Goddess is the Hero's Duty

"what--"

Erina, who was routinely tricked by Mo Yi, gradually lost her smile. Finally, she collapsed, pressing her hands against her ears and shaking her head.

"Don't listen, don't listen, you bastard is chanting sutras!"

"It's impossible, no matter what you say, it's impossible. Unless these nameless guys are out of your sight, I will be willing to forgive them!!"

Mo Yi “…”

Erina, you have to know that objective facts are not subject to human will. Blindly escaping from reality will not solve the facts.

Only by bravely accepting the cruel objective existence can we move towards a new tomorrow!

Forget it, it’s better to keep this to myself. I feel like if I say it out loud, Erina will go berserk like Unit 01.

After shouting for a few seconds and venting her frustration, Erina calmed down and returned to her usual goddess self.

"Forget it, there's no time—"

Erina looked at Mo Yi with regret. This guy couldn't even comfort a girl. He was really bad.

Why do so many thieving cats like him when he is such a bad guy?

Of course, Erina misunderstood Mo Yi again this time. Mo Yi only showed this kind of straight man appearance when he was with her.

You know, if Mo Yi teases Erina with the same attitude as he treats Illya, the game called life can immediately enter the true ending with Erina as the sole female protagonist.

However, this future is not what Mo Yi wants.

This is why the vast majority of male protagonists in light novels are gentle and slow-witted. Relying on their straight-man character, they constantly and inadvertently fill up the favorability of various side quest targets until they become inseparable from them, and then they can usher in the Crystal Palace ture ending that belongs to the male protagonist.

After reading this type of light novel, Mo Yi would often read it twice more carefully, studying the hidden details and analyzing whether the male protagonist of the novel is a real straight man or just pretending to be one.

In the end, Mo Yi finally understood why everyone was writing about harem romances, some people's works were masterpieces, and some people's works were rubbish.

The male protagonists in these masterpieces are all pretending to be straight men. Simply put, everything is under his control, and those women who are scheming, naturally tsundere, and whose IQs haven't improved because they are 250 points are all fooled by the male protagonist's wit. Only such a male protagonist can successfully build a harem, which is reasonable and exciting to watch.

And what about the male protagonists in those scumbag movies?

He is obviously a scumbag, but the heroines act like they have never seen the boy before. As soon as they meet him, they say - I'm sorry, I fell in love with you. No reason is needed!

For example, the famous works "IS", "School Days" and the four great classics "Absolute Double Blade" and "Aria of the Holy Sword User", although they are fun to watch, but after watching them, when you think about it carefully, you will find that they are not scientific at all!

I can sleep with a guy like this, why don’t I have the good fortune of having a girl fall for me?

This is simply fooling our pure little hearts.

Of course, there are also some masterpieces that go against the trend, which illustrate the fact that it is impossible to have a harem without a boy who is only gentle and slow but has no IQ or EQ. For example, in "My Few Friends", the girl is obviously very stable in the early stage, but ends up alone in the end.

Erina saw Mo Yi in a daze again, thinking about life, feeling angry and helpless. She was just about to make a handsome turn and let you catch up.

Are you so incompetent that you can't cooperate? Are you doing this to me who has loved you for two lifetimes?

Never mind, I’m used to it anyway.

Erina helplessly stretched out her right hand to pull Mo Yi, then turned around and ran away without giving the other party a chance to refuse.

"Erina, where are we going?"

At this time, Mo Yi had no time to continue thinking about life. He still had to go to watch Xue Miao's Go competition, Wu Shizi's piano performance, and finally Nan Xiaoniao's concert.

Simply put, my schedule is already packed, so I have a bold idea -

Sister, why don’t we go to the concert together?

"Humph--"

Erina, who ran with Mo Yi, hadn't been so happy in a long time.

Isn't this the same scene I've imagined many times, a classic scene from campus romance stories?

The domineering and cold-faced male protagonist took the female protagonist's hand as soon as they had a disagreement and walked away ignoring the students nearby.

The only difference is that the current scene is that the heroine Erina is pulling Mo Yi away. The order is a little reversed, but it still feels good.

After all, the goddess prefers the active feeling of being on top.

However, I couldn’t let stupid Mo Yi know my true feelings at this moment, that I was about to jump for joy. If I was so easily satisfied, wouldn’t he look down on me?

It’s all my body’s fault. It’s a little too sensitive. It seems I need to train this ability well in the future.

Sometimes, being too sensitive is not a good thing. It feels good, but it happens too quickly.

During the romantic hand-in-hand stroll on campus, Mo Yi roughly understood what was going on after Erina's explanation.

Erina was invited to serve as a referee for the Hundred Schools Exchange Day competition.

This is easy to understand. Erina is a well-known genius in Area 11. As a reincarnated goddess, she can naturally say things like "mortal wisdom" to anyone.

As long as you want to do something, there is nothing you cannot do to the best of your ability. Therefore, when she was young, countless organizations, such as the Go Association, the National Team, and the Magic Association, blocked Nakiri's door and promoted the benefits of Erina joining them.

As long as you are willing to join, the future of ChaCha belongs to you.

However, Erina didn't have the time to care about these nameless guys, nor did she have the time to care about these meaningless things——

This goddess is busy with love and transforming her stupid Onii-chan into a perverted sister-con. How can she have the time to care about such messy things like yours?

Of course, Erina thought so, but the Nakiri family couldn't say that.

In the end, the old man could only reject the invitation from outside with the excuse that "his granddaughter will inherit the family business and become the god of cooking."

Despite this, Erina's name has spread widely and she is often invited to participate in various activities.

This time, the invitation to be a referee also came now. She originally wanted to refuse it, but when she refused, she remembered that Mo Yi's Dongmu High School should also send a participating team, so she used the great prophecy to predict where Mo Yi would appear, and then she agreed to accept the invitation.

"Erina, where's your secretary? Isn't she always by your side?"

Mo Yi was a little curious. Why did the red sand disappear? This was unscientific!

The other party is Erina's bound pet. Unless Erina asks her to or is at home, the other party will definitely follow her. Even if she goes to the bathroom, she will guard the door.

However, Erina no longer needed to go to the bathroom many years ago as her strength recovered.

That’s right, a true goddess doesn’t need to go to the bathroom!

"She has a cold and a fever today."

Erina made up a random excuse and told it to others. It didn't matter whether Mo Yi believed it or not.

Could it be that Erina was about to say that she forced Hisako to go home on vacation because she thought she would meet Mo Yi today? Even though she was about to cry, she was still cruelly watched as she left.

If Hisako doesn't leave, how can Erina use the excuse that she's short of an assistant to get Mo Yi to accompany her as the referee for today?!

(Hisashiko, far away, was imitating the way her idol, Erina, would behave in her room at home, half-lying on the tatami, holding a large Coke in one hand, occasionally taking a few sips of the fat otaku happy water, while with the other hand, she kept opening the Yakumo Master's Collector's Edition books. Of course, the contents of the books were all yuri, with a slight touch of queen or secretary themes. Only in this way could Hisashiko endure the emptiness of not being around the young lady to pet cats for a day.)

Just as Erina understands Mo Yi's behavior habits, Mo Yi also knows Erina very well.

Erina, do you remember that when you were a child, I was the one who helped you take a bath. I know exactly that you don’t have a single mole on your body.

How could you possibly deceive me?

However, Mo Yi did not expose Erina's lie. Instead, he shook her hand tightly and said with a smile:

"Then I'll have to be your assistant today."

"Um--"

After feeling the touch of Mo Yi's palm, Sister Jiang suddenly realized that it seemed like she hadn't walked hand in hand with Mo Yi like this for a long time.

I used to be too stubborn. It was rare that the annoying snake girl Irisviel went to count down. I wasted such precious time because I didn’t know how to adapt and compromise. It was really wrong.

Fortunately, I finally figured it out these two days and changed my battle strategy.

How can the strategy of getting the other person's heart first and then getting the other person be as simple, crude and effective as the strategy of getting the other person's body first and then getting the other person's heart?

In the past, the other party used the excuse that he was young and his body was not fully developed to fool me, but now the excuse can no longer stop this goddess.

Foolish brave man, once you understand how good this goddess is, you will no longer miss those coquettish women.

That’s right, everything is under the control of this goddess!

Erina thought so.