Well, what is coming will come. After the event, girls love to ask some strange questions. It seems that Xue Miao cannot avoid this tradition.
However, the other party's questioning was more tactful, unlike other girls who asked some uncreative questions -
"If your mother and I fell into the sea, who would you choose to save?"
'Do you like me? What do you like about me? What is it about me that attracts you?'
or
"I saw two skirts on Taobao last night and I don't know which one to choose."
Of course, Xue Miao’s question is not so easy to answer.
Because of Grandpa Mo Yi's own bad taste, even though he knew that the characters of "My Youth Romantic Comedy Is Wrong, As I Expected" existed around him, Mo Yi still made some changes, changed the names, added some white science elements, and put this story in Yakumo House.
Xue Miao also realized from this story that this was a story created based on himself.
Because of the original novel and Grandpa Mo Yi's bad taste, this story was discontinued halfway through, and he has no plans to continue updating it. This is out of respect for the original novel, not because he wants to see everyone's frustrated and unsatisfied looks of healing.
Now, Xue Miao asked herself such a question, and combined with Mo Yi's actual situation, it was really meaningful!
Chapter 354: Avalanche, Team Wiped Out, All the Same
"As the saying goes, an avalanche wipes out everyone—"
Facing Xue Miao's question, Grandpa Mo Yi did not change his principles as a creator and reader because of his relationship with the other party. Ideas are what they are, and creation does not tolerate ambiguity or compromise.
Mo Yi looked extremely serious, staring at Xue Miao, and answered word for word:
"Only children make choices. As an adult, I want them all!"
That look and the aura he exuded were comparable to the time when the prince used his words to kill Nagato, forcing the other party to bow down and sacrifice himself to resurrect the person the other party had killed.
The meaning is probably, I don’t care, I just want to do it this way, and give people a strong sense of statement that yes, he is right.
However, Xue Miao was not someone who could be persuaded by words, so she picked up a pillow and threw it towards Mo Yi.
"Why do not you go to hell!"
"What a boring fantasy! The novel is set in real life, and the protagonist is just a lazy bum with a lot of ideas."
After the pillow was blocked by Teacher Mo Yi, Xue Miao did not stop this act of declaring war. As if to vent her dissatisfaction, she continued to use the pillow to launch a judgment attack on Grandpa Mo Yi, while complaining:
"No matter how much you think, you're nothing but a salted fish!"
"Why should I take all of this salty stuff?"
"Humph--"
Xue Miao analyzed with disdain:
"If he wasn't the male protagonist, how could any girl possibly like him, considering his appearance, which is so corrupt and far inferior to that of an ordinary person?!"
"Guys like this should die alone in loneliness and self-pity."
"That's right, I, Yukinoshita Yukino, will never fall for that corrupt guy who calls himself the Great Sensei in the book!"
Grandpa Mo Yi casually blocked Xue Miao's pillow attack while complaining in his heart -
Is this the so-called law of true fragrance?
Putting aside the fact that you are the leading female character in "My Youth Romantic Comedy Is Wrong, As I Expected", I really want to complain about what you just said about the requirement of having a harem in place.
In the original world line, you, Xue Miao, were the one who had a huge harem, starting with your sister Harunoko, then Tuanzi, and finally the Great Teacher. Most of the characters fell into your clutches.
It’s so fuckable, it’s so fuckable!
You are really a sinful snow cat!
No matter how pitiful Great Sensei's character is, you can't criticize him like this. He is still shining in your service club, and without the obstacle of you as the harem king, maybe Great Sensei can bring the pink dumpling home in less than a semester.
Then, the second novel, "My Youth Romantic Comedy Is Wrong, As I Expected: The Dumpling Family War", can be staged. It mainly tells the story between the pink dumpling and the newly appeared boss sister after defeating the snow cat.
After complaining in his heart, Grandpa Mo Yi began to defend the reputation of "Oregairu", saying:
"Even if the avalanche wipes out everyone, don't we still have the options of Aika shares, sister shares, teacher shares, and Tsurumi Rumi shares?"
"With so many choices, how could the Great Sensei possibly die alone?"
"Xue Miao, you are still too naive!"
"Don't call me Snow Meow—"
Xue Miao was very dissatisfied, but it was understandable. In her heart, "Oregairu" created by Grandpa Mo Yi was written for her. No matter who the prototype of the male protagonist was, at least for the female protagonist who was based on herself, the other party should have similar feelings towards herself.
Now he has arranged an 'avalanche' ending for himself. How can he tolerate this?
Besides, she didn't believe that the other party didn't understand the true meaning of her initial question. She actually dared to say in front of her the shameless declaration of "I want it all" to start a harem. It was simply "pissing me off to death"!
With me, Xue Miao, who else do I need?
What a greedy and hateful man!
Thinking of this, Xue Miao naturally confronted Grandpa Mo Yi.
"I didn't expect that you, Mo Yi, are such a big change. Just imagine, what kind of devilish person must be to say such things, Caijia stock, sister stock, teacher stock, and Tsurumi Rumi stock."
"The first one has a twisted sexual orientation, the second one doesn't even spare her own sister, the third one is in a teacher-student relationship that's immoral, and the fourth one is clearly a perverted lolita complex!"
"Student Mo Yi, tell me yourself, what kind of perverted author could come up with such an ending."
Grandpa Mo Yi: “…”
Why do I feel that what Xue Miao said makes sense?
However, "Oregairu" is not my original creation, and the above-mentioned stocks were not analyzed by me. I, Master Yakumo, will not take the blame for this!
This is all the fault of Saionji...world, the pot of this world, Tousaka Tokiomi, and the pot king of Konoha, Danzo.
Of course, Master Yakumo is not wrong, nor can he be wrong. This is a matter of academic dignity. Even though Grandpa Mo Yi felt that what Xue Miao said seemed to make sense, he still wanted to fight back and said:
"As long as there's love, gender isn't a problem. Even if she's your biological sister, age isn't a problem. Furthermore, in District 11, where the trend of middle and high school girls working part-time is rampant, if you want to find a pure wife, what else can you do except cultivate her from elementary school?!"
Yukinoshita Snowcat: "..."
"'Part-time job' or something like that, that's too... "
If it was before the Holy Grail War, Xue Miao didn't understand what Mo Yi meant by "part-time job", but after the education at the Yakumo family, and with the addition of index entries like "female junior high and high school students", how could she not understand?
As a lone cat, Snow Cat, who has no friends in class, often sits alone and thinks about life, so she doesn't understand the common sense of the circle of female high school students. However, she still sees those who obviously don't come from well-off families, but often show off to their fake girlfriends, saying that they bought a new bag this week and that they use imported brand-name cosmetics.
She used to be quite confused. Do they, a group of high school girls, have any professional abilities? What kind of jobs do they look for to earn enough money to buy these luxury goods in their limited leisure time?
Could it be that the news I saw on the news broadcast was all fake? The economy of District 11 is not in recession. The people of District 11 are very happy. Even high school girls who have no professional skills and cannot even work hard can live a life where they can afford luxury goods through their own efforts. How can such a happy society be called an economic recession?
It wasn't until a few days ago that Xue Miao finally understood after reading some books, novels and animations about high school girls on Yakumo House.
It’s not my fault that I can’t make friends!
After listening to Grandpa Mo Yi's complaints, Xue Miao found that what he said seemed to make sense, and she didn't know how to refute it.
"I won't listen, I won't listen—"
Xue Miao pressed her ears in anger, muttered for a while, then came back online and stared at Grandpa Mo Yi and said:
"I just want to know, if you could only choose one, and you were the male protagonist, who would you choose?!"
Grandpa Mo Yi: “…”
Well, the problem is back to the beginning.
It's like the classic question: if your mother and your girlfriend fall into the water, who would you save?
You use tricky ways to answer, such as your mother can swim, your girlfriend can swim, and you are the only one who can't swim. The other party will definitely not be satisfied with this, and then they will set various conditions, with the purpose of making you choose to save one.
Whether it is the "not true love" choice of saving your mother but not hers, or the unfilial choice of saving her but not your mother, they will be angry and dissatisfied.
In short, the other party is just unhappy with his life and is looking for an excuse to kill you.
Grandpa Mo Yi is facing such a dilemma now. Of course, she can go against her conscience and say that she chooses Xue Miao, but this will give the other party a handle. If she chooses someone else, she will have no good time tonight.
The resourceful Grandpa Mo Yi pondered for a few seconds, thinking seriously, then met Xue Miao's oppressive eyes and said slowly:
"If I had to choose only one, it would definitely be Tsurumi Rumi!"
Snow Meow: “…”
"Haha, as expected, you are a perverted lolicon!"
"For the sake of justice, a scourge like you should be eliminated a hundred times first—"
Is this going to turn dark?
In order to avoid finding his head separated from his body when he woke up in the future, Grandpa Mo Yi quickly explained:
"Calm down, you must calm down, Yukinoshita-san!"
"You know, the illustrations in the original text already hinted that Tsurumi Rumi looks very similar to Yukimeow. There's even a hidden ending in the story where Tsurumi Rumi is Yukimeow and the male protagonist's future daughter. She took a time machine back to the past to help Yukimeow and the male protagonist reconcile their relationship."
"So, choosing Tsurumi Rumi is like choosing the Snow Cat route!"
"There's actually such a hidden thread?"
Snow Cat emerged from his gradually darkening state, and then seemed to think of something. He turned his head with dissatisfaction and muttered:
"It's clearly just an ordinary campus youth novel, why did it add this superpower theme?"
"Do you know how to write a novel? If not, then forget it. You'll be doomed!"
"Also, the Snow Cat in the story clearly despises the male protagonist. This is clearly a plot twist, with no logic or rationality at all."
Grandpa Mo Yi: “…”
Well, you are obviously very happy, but you have to pretend to be very unhappy. You are reading a novel and you are talking to me about logic and rationality. Don’t you know, Xue Miao, that reality is often more bizarre than fiction?
This clearly shows that Xue Miao has completely accepted the setting of "the child's mother".
Of course, the explanation just now was only part of the explanation. Grandpa Mo Yi hadn't said the most important part yet.
Loli is the best!
Let her develop on her own, and after seven or eight years she will become another snow cat with a similar personality. By interfering with and influencing her, she can also evolve into multiple branches, such as Isshiki of the little devil route, Tsumugi of the pure love route, Harunoko of the black-bellied route, and Hikigaya Komachi of the younger sister route. As long as they are guided with care, they can all evolve.
Even if you give the other person more than twenty years, they can evolve into Jingkeai.
Long shelf life and high degree of freedom, these are the advantages of Loli.
So, if Grandpa Mo Yi was the male protagonist, he would definitely choose Tsurumi Rumi because he is so smart!
Grandpa Mo Yi suddenly understood and nodded in agreement:
"That's right, Xue Miao, you make a lot of sense. I'm going to think carefully about setting Tsurumi Rumi as my future daughter as a hidden plot."
"no--"
Xue Miao objected subconsciously, then felt Grandpa Mo Yi's gaze turn down, and explained awkwardly:
"Readers' opinions are certainly important, but as a qualified creator, you absolutely cannot follow them. Otherwise, with so many readers, if you listen to everyone's opinions, the story will become a messy hodgepodge. This approach is unacceptable!"
"So, Mo Yi, you have to have your own opinions. Don't just follow the crowd or just say what others say. Otherwise, how can you become a qualified creator?"
Mo Yi: “…”
The master's works are sold overseas, and the House of Yakumo has contributed more than 11% to the economy of District . How come in your mouth, Xue Miao, I have become a guy who is still hovering between being qualified and failing.
"That's right, Yukino-chan, you make a lot of sense!"
Even though he was complaining in his heart, in this situation, Grandpa Mo Yi was naturally right about everything he said. Isn't it stupid to reason with a woman?
Besides, Xue Miao is clearly defending her status as the child's mother.
"I will stick to my own ideas in the following text and write after thinking it through."
In fact, Grandpa Mo Yi did not plan to have a sequel. Just listen to the words of the warrior of love. Whoever believes it is a fool.
"That's best."
Xue Miao nodded with satisfaction.
"Um, Yukino-chan, why did you come to see me so late? What's going on?"
Seeing that he had finally made the other party happy, Mo Yi got back to business:
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