"Don't--"

Seeing that Grandpa Mo Yi was about to walk into the forest, Theresa, carrying Judas on her back, hurriedly chased after him and shouted:

"I'll go with you too!"

She is a Valkyrie of destiny and has received extremely professional combat training, but that doesn't mean she knows how to survive in the wilderness.

As a mobile humanoid nuclear bomb, Theresa's usual process of carrying out missions is roughly to determine the target location, board the airship, make a leap of faith, bring justice from the sky, and then lift Judas to execute justice on the Honkai beast.

After dealing with the Honkai Beast, send the location directly and ask the logistics department to send a helicopter to pick you up.

The whole process went smoothly. There was no need for wilderness survival. Just go for it.

Theresa, who has lost her Honkai energy, is as pitiful, weak and helpless as Katsura Kotonoha who has lost her love. Although Mo Yi, her friend in need, seems a little unreliable, it is better to stay with him than to stay there alone.

What should she do if the other person is eaten by a poisonous snake or a big tiger in the forest?

With her around, let alone encountering a big tiger in the wild area, even if it is a Desert Butcher or Axe King, she will teach the opponent that there is nothing that Judas can't break.

So, it was for Mo Yi's safety, not because he felt uneasy and scared staying alone in a strange place.

After taking a look at Theresa, who looked strong on the outside but weak on the inside, Grandpa Mo Yi did not expose her. He stood there waiting for her to come over before walking into the forest together.

Looking up at the setting sun that was about to collapse, Mo Yi became a little anxious.

The forest during the day and the forest at night are two different things.

Even though I am not afraid, there is no need to torture myself.

After silently opening his clairvoyance ability and roughly scanning the entire island, Grandpa Mo Yi looked in the direction of his chosen prey and said:

"Theresa, let's hunt those prey trapped in the darkness!"

Theresa was obviously also a fan of the Yingxiong League published by Yakumo House. She curled her lips and said:

"Vayne is useless, the power of Demacia is useful—"

"It can resist, deal damage, speed up escapes or pursuits, has certain late-game abilities, and can even silence, control, and kill at low health. In front of my Garen, ADCs and the like are nothing."

Well, after listening to Theresa's speech, Grandpa Mo Yi roughly knew what level of player she was.

Either stubborn bronze or unyielding silver.

"Good, good, good. Demacia's power is the greatest in the world."

Which strongest king did not emerge from the stubborn bronze and unyielding silver? Anyway, that’s how the Elementary School Student League is. After being cheated so many times, you just get used to it.

Isn’t it said that even the strongest king can’t predict the bronze players’ weird ideas and cunning moves?

Moreover, after being tricked by bronze teammates, you can still put a question mark and the other party can come up with a bunch of theories to prove that there is nothing wrong with his previous operations and ideas, and that it is you teammates who lack understanding and do not know how to cooperate.

So, Grandpa Mo Yi has long developed the habit of just playing games and not reasoning with bronze players. No matter whether his teammates are super gods or super bad players, he just plays 666.

After hearing Grandpa Mo Yi affirm that Big Garen is the best in the world, Theresa jumped up with satisfaction and patted Mo Yi on the shoulder.

Under Mo Yi's purposeful leadership, after picking many seasonings and wild fruits along the way, they finally arrived at their destination.

"Shh-"

Grandpa Mo Yi stopped, hushed, and then pointed to a huge figure in the bushes. It was obviously a big wild boar eating wild fruits.

At first glance, the wild boar was one meter tall and three meters long. After beating this overnourished second brother, Grandpa Mo Yi and Theresa could stop hunting in the wild for a few days.

Of course, without storage tools like refrigerators, such a large wild boar will not last long. If not handled properly, it may even be attacked by some top carnivorous or scavenger animals, typically wolves, hyenas, and vultures.

Under Theresa's disgusted gaze, Grandpa Mo Yi explained in a low voice:

"Theresa, look, there's a lone shrew here. We can try to capture it. One shrew can provide us with calories for several days. It's rich in protein."

"But the big wild boar is not easy to deal with. We will slowly approach it from behind, being careful not to make any noise."

"It has six times the protein of beef. Of course, if time is not a concern, we can grill it first, which will make it even more delicious. It has a nice crunch and tastes just like chicken."

Grandpa Mo Yi imitated Bear Grylls' tone, forced himself to pounce, and performed a trick of killing a wild boar with one punch.

Theresa, who had not eaten dinner for a long time and was already very hungry, made a rumbling sound in her stomach.

The second brother who was indulging in wild fruits was suddenly awakened. The alert wild boar looked back and found two two-legged beasts that he had never seen before. He immediately hesitated, wavering between being reckless and timid.

"Want to run?!"

In Theresa's eyes, the wild boar in front of her was equivalent to a sumptuous barbecue dinner. She did not give the other party a chance to struggle or escape. She took out the Judas from behind and before the second brother could react, she jumped high and was about to hit the wild boar's head with a heavy blow from the Judas.

"Demacian force!"

"Lulu——"

The second brother even relied on roaring to output damage. Facing the sudden attack of the two-legged beast, he spurted out a stream of white air from his nose, and then launched the skill "Wild Boar Attack" on it!

Second Brother relied on this move of "Wild Boar Raid" to fight against big tigers and packs of wolves, and remained undefeated for years. How could a mere two-legged beast with a pigeon's legs not as big as its legs dare to fight against it?

In the world of beasts, tonnage does not represent combat effectiveness, but it definitely represents the degree of danger in a one-on-one fight.

"Oh!"

However, Second Brother miscalculated in the end. No matter how hard and sharp its fangs were, no matter how iron-headed it was, it was impossible for it to obtain the scientific artifact 'Judas's Oath'.

Although it is not driven by Honkai energy, the Judas in Theresa's hand is no different from an ordinary cross, but it is a 152-kilogram cross. When Theresa wields it, and with the blessing of gravity from top to bottom, its power is not much less than that of a battering ram.

So, the second senior brother, who had been roaming the uninhabited island for several years, was knocked to the ground by Judas, and a large amount of watermelon juice exploded out, ending up with a tragic result of death.

Grandpa Mo Yi: “…”

It has to be said that Grandpa Mo Yi underestimated the terrifying nature of a hungry foodie. He originally wanted to knock the second senior brother out with one punch, then drag him back to fry his skin and break his bones, so that the other party could leave in peace. Unexpectedly, Theresa couldn't wait any longer and came up with Judas in her arms.

The scene was extremely bloody at one point. In any case, the flower grower was definitely eaten by the river crab beast.

Seeing Theresa being splashed with watermelon juice, Grandpa Mo Yi said speechlessly:

"Theresa, don't you feel dirty? And you don't have a change of clothes. Are you planning to wear this tonight?"

"nothing--"

Theresa shook Judas and his clothes, and the watermelon juice on top was thrown out directly. She said as if it was normal:

"I'm used to this kind of thing."

"Also, the clothes Judas and I are wearing are specially made with a self-cleaning function. Ordinary things can't get on them. Just shake them and they'll be clean."

This sounds very impressive, but Grandpa Mo Yi feels inexplicably sad.

Valkyries and the like sound powerful and beautiful, but in the final analysis, they are just humanoid weapons created by the Destiny Organization. The value of weapons lies in killing the enemy with maximum efficiency, whether it is a Honkai beast or a human.

"I am a 25-year-old adult."

Perhaps seeing what Grandpa Mo Yi was thinking, Theresa smiled indifferently and said:

"I don't need a little guy like you to sympathize with me."

"gone back."

After saying that, she walked quickly away, dragging the wild boar, which was several times her size.

"(ˉ▽ ̄~)Cut~~"

Looking at Theresa who was pretending to be so arrogant, Grandpa Mo Yi complained in a voice that the other party couldn't hear:

"You're clearly a 42-year-old woman, why are you trying to act young?"

"I am small in that place. If I tell you, it might scare you to death. My age is calculated in ten thousand years. In front of me, you are just a little sister."

After just over ten seconds, he saw Theresa standing there, looking back at him, and said awkwardly:

"How about you lead the way—"

Grandpa Mo Yi: “…”

Well, it turns out that the other party is also a person with poor direction, worthy of being called Delisha.

Under the guidance of Grandpa Mo Yi, the two quickly returned to the beach of the island.

When you are stranded on a deserted island and cannot find the most suitable place to stay, the beach is obviously a good choice.

The beach has a wide view, which can prevent sneak attacks from poisonous snakes and other wild animals, and can also help you call for help and see passing ships in time.

Moreover, there is an endless supply of water at the seaside. Although it is seawater and cannot be repaid, it can be filtered by some means, such as simple distillation. Dig a hole at the seaside, cover it with plastic or large leaves, and place a container at the bottom to collect fresh water drops.

Although the amount is not much, it is a source of fresh water.

For example, when Grandpa Mo Yi was dealing with his second brother, he had sea water, which could solve the problem of the bloody smell. He could just pick up the garbage and throw it into the sea without having to keep it to attract other carnivores.

After a busy day, when the moon was high in the sky, the two could finally sit around the warm fire and enjoy the wild boar barbecue that every male protagonist must order with his full barbecue skills.

Compared with ordinary male protagonists, Grandpa Mo Yi has a family background in cooking. After all, he is a master from Totsuki. If his cooking is not medicinal, what is the difference between it and salted fish!

"Let Miss Theresa, who killed the wild boar, give the first piece to her."

Grandpa Mo Yi smiled and handed the barbecue to Theresa, who had been wiping her saliva and staring at the barbecue in Mo Yi's hand.

"Then I'm welcome!"

Theresa was not polite either. Firstly, she was really hungry. With Bronya and being stranded on a deserted island, she had consumed too many calories, especially since Theresa was still growing. Secondly, she had no intention of being reserved in front of Grandpa Mo Yi. In just one day, her so-called ladylike image had been shattered to pieces. Being polite now would be hypocritical.

Holding the barbecue in one hand, Theresa ignored the scorching heat and took a bite.

"Ah♂"

"What on earth is this..."

Although the ingredients were limited, Grandpa Mo Yi's barbecue skills completely conquered Theresa. Seeing her blushing face, her eyes slightly pinched, her eyes lifeless, and her little mouth making strange "oh ah" sounds while ignoring the scorching heat and quickly biting the barbecue, she knew that she had fallen into the delicious environment created by the barbecue.

"Don't chase me, why are you chasing me?"

Well, Grandpa Mo Yi could probably guess what the illusion in Theresa's mind was.

What kind of cooking skills can be considered to be at the top level?

The simplest way to judge is whether it glows and whether the medicine is effective.

But this is just superficial. In addition to the ultimate cooking skills, in the field of top-class chefs, the factor that often determines the winner is the culinary heart. The dragon-level chef with the IQ of a top-class chef has the ultimate sublime culinary heart and his own unique culinary style.

While Grandpa Mo Yi was grilling the meat, he naturally used his own cooking method - the 'Yakumo no Do'. The effect of this cooking method can be understood as making people feel the truth that 'all things have feelings'.

And Theresa at this moment is showing the enthusiasm of the second brother - 'Come chase me, and I will give you a shot of syrup if you catch me'!

"Woo-"

A full minute later, Theresa finally woke up from the illusion. Covered in sweat, she looked at the other piece of barbecue in Grandpa Mo Yi's hands with fear and longing.

"Gulu——"

Theresa swallowed her saliva, looked at Grandpa Mo Yi with the eyes of a scumbag, and said:

"You perverted lolicon, you actually put drugs in the barbecue!"

"Even if Theresa starves to death, she will definitely..."

"Why don't you give me another piece to try and check if there's anything wrong with it."

Grandpa Mo Yi: “…”

I know that no one can escape the law of true fragrance.

After feeding Theresa more than ten pieces of barbecued meat and eating until she was 120% full, Theresa finally broke free from the law of true fragrance and let Grandpa Mo Yi grill some for her when he had time.

After eating, Theresa lay contentedly on the parachute canvas on the ground, patted her bulging belly, looked at Grandpa Mo Yi lazily, and whispered:

"I didn't expect you to be so good at barbecue—"

Then he changed his pen and murmured:

"Have you ever heard of destiny?"

Grandpa Mo Yi was concentrating on grilling the meat and did not show the panic that Theresa believed he would.

"Huh, you really know my identity."

"After all, it's the famous destiny. How come I haven't heard of it?"

Grandpa Mo Yi took a delicious bite of the barbecue and said with a teasing smile:

"But compared to Destiny, I think Anti-Entropy is more handsome. After all, mecha is a man's romance."

"I've already offended Anti-Entropy today. I'm probably on the blacklist. I'll never be able to drive a mecha in this lifetime."

Theresa frowned in dissatisfaction and complained:

"Besides, mechas and the like are so bulky, they can be easily cut by the Valkyrie."

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