"Don't smoke, don't drink, don't gamble. These are the basic requirements for being a good man."
Grandpa Mo Yi complained:
"I'm afraid that after drinking, your bestial nature will be unleashed. Should I resist or not?"
"If I resist, I'm afraid it will hurt your self-esteem."
“So, it’s better not to drink it in the beginning.”
"You know, there are thousands of roads, but safety comes first. If you don't drive properly, you'll lose your hatchet."
Chapter 82: A glass of -year-old happy water
As an older Valkyrie, she has many differences from the 17 or 18-year-old female Valkyries like Kiana and Mei Raiden, but the two most obvious characteristics are that she is "female but likes men". She dares to love and hate, and has never given up on finding the other half of her life.
One of her famous quotes is, I won't die until I find a good man.
Well, because of the influence of the cosmic willpower of Collapse Three (Yuri 3), she, who is a % fair, rich and beautiful girl and a top student in a prestigious university in Eagle Country, still did not find her ideal partner until the end of her own story.
The second characteristic is "wine". Muryata Himeko can be said to be a woman who cannot live without wine. Of course, her work will not be affected by drinking.
Since she wanted to talk to Grandpa Mo Yi, the most suitable place would naturally be where there was wine. In Ji Zi's eyes, there was nothing in this world that could not be discussed over a wine table.
"Don't talk too much—"
Ji Zi looked at her grandfather Mo Yi in silence as he was making funny comments about her. Her heart brightened up. No wonder Theresa had a good impression of this guy. He was simply a boy who had not grown up.
In addition to her outstanding command ability and fighting talent, Theresa is also a very childish person in life, even if she doesn't admit that she is often childish.
Ji Zi, who had been with Theresa for many years, was naturally very patient. She also saw that Mo Yi was just making trouble and teasing her, but she didn't take it to heart. Instead, she said with a provocative and mysterious look on her face:
"Mo Yi-chan, boys can't say no in front of girls."
"Don't you even have the courage to go into a bar?"
Grandpa Mo Yi: “…”
He always added the word "jiang" at the end of someone's name, and he never expected that one day he would hear someone call him "Mo Yijiang".
This feeling is really sour and shameful——
"Cough-cough-"
"Jizi-ah...sister, could you please not add the word 'chan' after my name? I'm a boy."
"Cuckoo-"
Looking at Grandpa Mo Yi's constipated face, Ji Zi felt very proud. Let you tease me, how could this sister be teased by a little kid like you who is still in school?
The adult world is not as simple as you think!
"Is it not okay to add the word 'jiang' after the little boy? I think it's very cute and friendly."
Grandpa Mo Yi's face almost turned black, but he had to praise Ji Zi. She was the first one who successfully defeated the woman who had slept with him in words.
Humph--
Woman, you've successfully caught my attention!
"You may not believe it--"
With the name of Master Yakumo at stake, how could he possibly lose to an older woman who has never been in a relationship.
“Actually, I’m already big.”
After saying that, he gave Ji Zi a provocative look!
Ji Zi: “…”
At this time, she finally understood. At first, she thought that the other party was an innocent boy who could not understand her words with special meaning. The other party was clearly pretending to be stupid!
That's true, how could a normal boy like lolita, and people who like lolita are called lolita control. Just ask, which lolita control is not a Dou Di strong man with the power to turn into a dirty horse!
Ji Zi was just teasing the little boy, and there was really no more intimate behavior. She even saved her first kiss for the future captain.
Ji Zi, feeling teased, looked directly at Grandpa Mo Yi's gaze and chuckled:
"Honestly, I really don't believe it—"
"Unless you show me now."
"hiss--"
At this moment, Grandpa Mo Yi couldn't help but take a deep breath. It seemed like he had finally met his destined opponent!
I can't be cowardly at this time. If I lose the first battle, how can I, Master Yakumo, stand at the top of the group in the future?
How can I cultivate this? I, Master Yakumo, have no fear of a fight——
So, Grandpa Mo Yi put his hand into his pocket, as if he was going to take something out.
“Uh(⊙o⊙)…”
When Wuliangta Jizi saw what Grandpa Mo Yi had, she was immediately shocked. The other party didn't seem to be a pervert, so he shouldn't really take out some strange big thing.
"look--"
Grandpa Mo Yi quickly took out an ID card from his pocket, placed it in front of Ji Zi, and said:
"Look for yourself, I'm eighteen years old this year."
"You're old enough to register for marriage, aren't you?"
Aunt Jizi, who is not even thirty years old and has never had a love relationship, actually dares to compete with this grandfather who uses long lives as a unit of measurement. When he fought against three thousand monster girls, this parallel world had not yet been born.
Grandpa Mo Yi's move was really beyond Ji Zi's expectations, and she couldn't help but accept it.
What to say?
After this chat, Ji Zi had a deeper understanding of Grandpa Mo Yi. He was different from the high school boy she had imagined. They had only been together for less than seven or eight minutes, but she had laughed enough for several days.
What an interesting little boy.
However, it's not Jizi's cup of tea.
Ji Zi likes mature men who are like the Prince Charming. It doesn’t matter whether they are rich or not, because she is already rich. The most important thing is that they must be steady, talented, romantic, and know how to care about herself. Of course, this care is only for her.
A 'little boy' like Grandpa Mo Yi was obviously not within Ji Zi's consideration.
"It seems like my sister has run into a big guy."
Jizi continued to laugh in a driving tone:
"Now that you're an adult, you have to learn how to drink. What kind of man is he if he can't drink?"
"Let me take you into the door of a new world."
After saying that, he pulled Grandpa Mo Yi into the bar.
After entering the bar, Grandpa Mo Yi looked around and found that there were quite a lot of people. It was not the kind of bar where there were a lot of people, but a quiet bar.
Noticing Grandpa Mo Yi's gaze, Ji Zi pulled Mo Yi towards the bar and said with a smile:
"Just come with my sister."
After sitting down, Ji Zi said to the bartender:
"Give me a glass of the most expensive wine."
When Ji Zi sat down, the bartender recognized her identity. When Ji Zi came to the boat, the captain gave her the supreme command of the bed. The bartender who had seen Ji Zi's image naturally recognized her.
After hearing the other party's extravagant and inhumane remarks, he served the most expensive wine in a very servile manner.
Seeing a big man like Ji Zi taking over the command right away, you must flatter her. This is what a member of society should be like. It's not something you can achieve just by having a Peppa Pig tattoo.
After Ji Zi placed the order, she smiled at Grandpa Mo Yi and said:
"Mo Yi, what do you want to drink? My sister will treat you tonight."
"For the first time drinking, a cocktail with a low alcohol content is a good choice."
"Sir, please order whatever you want. We have a wide variety of drinks here—"
Bartenders seize every opportunity to show themselves. If they are noticed by the boss, they can get a promotion and a raise with just a few words. Isn't that great?
"Of course, you can ask for anything you want. I'm quite confident in my cocktail making skills."
Grandpa Mo Yi: “…”
Why do I feel like someone is taking advantage of me?
"Then have a glass of 82 Happy Water."
Bartender: “Meow?”
What is "happy water"? It sounds like a special stimulating drug!
You still want 1982? I thought it was Lafite.
Are you trying to make things difficult for me, Fat Tiger?
Ji Zi was also confused. She was determined to become a popular person, so naturally she had no idea what "Fat House Happy Water" was.
"Cough-cough-"
The bartender said with an embarrassed look:
"Sir, we don't have happy water here."
Grandpa Mo Yi laughed in his heart, feeling very happy. He let you show off in front of him and play the "somewhat confident" joke.
“Not even ’82 Coke?”
Grandpa Mo Yi said innocently:
"I'm embarrassed by your behavior. You know, I used to drink 78 Coke, but now the standard has been lowered."
The bartender was screaming "MMP" in his heart.
He knows about Coke, but coming to the bar and ordering Coke, is he sure he's not going to cause trouble?
And damn, those 78 and 82 Cokes!
However, his immediate superior was still there, so the bartender could only say with a frustrated look on his face:
"Excuse me, sir—"
"We don't have 82 Coke here, nor do we have Coke that hasn't expired."
Grandpa Mo Yi ignored the other party's sarcasm and said magnanimously:
"Then let's have a cocktail."
Hearing what Grandpa Mo Yi said, the bartender went to mix the drinks with a pained look on his face.
"You are such a bad guy—"
After the bartender left, Ji Zi finally couldn't help laughing and complained:
"Why do others provoke you?"
Grandpa Mo Yi replied helplessly:
"Who made him act so arrogant in front of me, saying he has everything here?"
After Grandpa Mo Yi said this, the shrewd Ji Zi also reacted and laughed even louder.
"Stingy man—"
A few minutes later, the bartender finally brought a prepared cocktail and placed it in front of Grandpa Mo Yi.
"Sir, this is the cocktail you ordered."
This time, the bartender no longer dared to brag about his confidence. After putting down the drink, he walked away.
Ji Zi took a deep sip of ordinary wine, and sighed after a few seconds:
"It was really hard not to drink for a few days. I finally feel alive again."
"I think this is a disease and needs to be treated."
In front of Ji Zi, Grandpa Mo Yi couldn't help but complain about her.
"Don't give up on treatment. How about I introduce you to a professor named Yang? He's the world's leading expert on addiction treatment."
Ji Zi, who was still enjoying the feeling of alcohol entering her throat and burning in her stomach, was suddenly sobered by Grandpa Mo Yi's complaints. She rolled her eyes at Grandpa Mo Yi speechlessly and retorted:
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