Excluding the extended meaning of "gentleman" on the Internet in recent years (perverted), the word "gentleman" is actually a derogatory term, and there seems to be no problem with it.

"Go away——"

Faced with the guys who surrounded them, neither Kiana's gritted threats nor Raiden Mei's tactful refusal were of much use.

Until the silent Yaesakura said "go away" in a low but penetrating voice.

As the most popular shrine maiden in Fuyuki City for three consecutive years, Yaesakura had plenty of experience in being surrounded like today. And the scolding just now, the use of Honkai energy and sword intent, shocked the unlucky guy who was secretly trying to put his evil hand on Theresa's head. He felt cold all over and fell to the ground.

Others who were not targeted were also affected, as if they had been "mentally shocked", and retreated away very rationally.

After the crowd dispersed, everyone's vision suddenly became wider, and they soon discovered Ji Zi and Grandpa Mo Yi sitting at the bar.

"Found them!"

After discovering the two, Kiana was about to run over and pat their shoulders, but was stopped by Mei Raiden who had reacted. The other one pulled Theresa, who had already put her right hand behind her to flash Judas, and advised with a headache on her face:

"Why don't we hide aside and listen to what they are saying? It would be so embarrassing if we misunderstood!"

"It's hard to say. Maybe they just hit it off and went out for a drink and a chat?"

Mei Raiden: Senior Mo Yi, this is the best I can do for you!

Kiana asked back in confusion:

"If it's not drinking and talking, what else can it be?"

Theresa, who had calmed down, almost broke free from Mei's hand after hearing Kiana's words. In the end, she calmed down and gave Himeko a chance to protect her vacation and bonus for the rest of her life.

So, the five of them quietly moved to the table behind Ji Zi and Grandpa Mo Yi, pricked up their ears, and observed secretly.

A few minutes later--

"Himeko——"

After listening for a while, everyone heard that Ji Zi and Grandpa Mo Yi were mostly talking about Theresa. Theresa felt ashamed. She didn't expect that Ji Zi cared about and understood her so much.

After finishing her formal remarks, Jizi suddenly changed her tone and started to expose Theresa's negative information, such as how she was as willful as a child; how she couldn't be touched on the top of her head; how she was obviously not tall enough to reach things, but she was too proud to do so, and ended up wrestling with the folders high up in the filing cabinet the entire afternoon; how everyone around her knew that she liked watching children's cartoons, but she thought it was still a secret, and every time someone came, she would tear up the comic books into pieces, and after the people left, she looked like she wanted to cry but couldn't...

Listening to Jizi drinking her wine and constantly teasing her, Theresa's face, which had been moved for only a few minutes, almost turned a colorful black. She trembled and muttered:

"You're courting death, rubbish Jizi!!"

"Ahhh, at worst we can all die together—"

Perhaps it was because the cold air emitted by Theresa was too intimidating, Kiana, who had a strong desire to survive, forced herself to smile but didn't laugh. Perhaps it was because of her beast-like intuition that she knew that if she laughed, she would become Theresa's first victim under Judas.

Mei Raiden smiled awkwardly and advised him kindly to stop getting excited and continue watching.

Bronya's presence was extremely low, but she was a little surprised that Theresa, who had fought with her a few days ago, loved Hom as much as she did.

Yaezakura took out a notebook from somewhere, stood at the back with a serious face, and quickly recorded the information about Theresa that she got from Himeko.

When Kiana saw Grandpa Mo Yi was about to make a cocktail for Ji Zi, she finally couldn't bear it anymore.

By the way, she hasn't had a drink in all these years, so naturally she is very interested in the so-called cocktail mixing. If she goes out now, maybe she can try a drink.

"Kiana——"

Seeing that Kiana was exposed, it was too late for Mei Raiden to stop her, so she had to go up with everyone.

In fact, Mei Raiden was rejecting it in her heart. Theresa was clearly about to explode. If you expose them now, Kiana, wouldn't that be like detonating a volcano?

Seeing the blaming look in Mei's eyes, Kiana, who was very sensitive to her thoughts, immediately understood the blaming look in Mei's eyes and muttered a little embarrassedly:

"But I really want to try the taste of wine—"

"Humph--"

In fact, Mei Lei Dian also thought about it, but the behavioral rules she had developed in the past were still affecting her, and she said:

"Minors can't drink alcohol—"

"Is it?"

Kiana scratched her head and complained:

"Why haven't I heard of this?"

In her memory, she has seen many foreign children drinking vodka together.

"This is the law of District 11—"

Bronya beside her licked her lips quietly and said:

"Besides, this is no longer in District 11's territory, so there's no need to abide by these rules."

Seeing that Bronya rarely agreed with her, Kiana was sure that she would not let go of her prejudice against her and muttered:

"If you want to drink, then drink."

Seeing that her two friends wanted to drink, Mei Raiden became more and more hesitant, and finally asked Yaesakura for confirmation as she put away her notebook contentedly.

"Sakura-senpai, do you want to try it?"

"Ok?"

A shrine maiden who can't drink or sing Fist of the North Star is not a good shrine maiden, and Yaezakura can even brew wine, so she must have drunk a lot of wine.

Yaezakura glanced at Theresa, whose face showed anticipation, and said:

"The wine tastes pretty good—"

"As long as we don't get caught, there's no problem."

Raiden Mei: “…”

I didn't expect that the most steady senior would be Yaesakura like this.

“Theresa—”

Facing Theresa's group of five who suddenly appeared from behind, Jizi woke up instantly, panicked, and said with a dog-licking smile:

"What a coincidence—"

"How long have you been here? How about joining me? I'll treat you tonight."

"Not long—"

Theresa, who had been exposed for her dark secrets, exuded a strong aura and locked her eyes with Jizi, saying:

"I, your troublesome boss, have really wronged you."

Ji Zi: “…”

This was clearly what he had heard before when he complained about the other person.

Theresa smiled coldly and said:

"Major Himeko, the sanitation of the future St. Freya Academy and Hyperion will be in your hands."

"You know, funding is tight lately, and we don't even have enough staff. I think the vacation you requested will have to wait a while."

Himeko: (~ ̄(OO) ̄)ブo(╥﹏╥)oW( ̄_ ̄)W!

This is clearly retaliation!

However, the other party was still angry, so I had to wait for a while until he calmed down, and then buy some comics and ice cream to comfort him.

"I'm sorry, Theresa—"

Ji Zi, who had a strong desire to survive, chose to tell the truth.

"I'm just a little concerned about how you've been doing these days, so I asked Mo Yijun to come out and talk about your things."

"Humph--"

Theresa was not a rude person. Combining what she had heard before, she knew that Ji Zi was telling the truth, and it was she who had misunderstood the other party.

However, this cannot change the fact that the other party was complaining about him behind his back, especially slandering him in front of Mo Yi. This matter is definitely not something that can be easily brushed off.

"If you have any questions, can't you just ask me?!"

"···"

——————Lick to the dividing line where there is nothing left————

Two minutes later, after seeing Theresa and Ji Zi's love-hate relationship almost ended, Grandpa Mo Yi, who had been standing there acting as a telephone pole, finally spoke:

"I'm going to mix a drink for everyone to try. Who wants one?"

"I--"

"want--"

Well, anyway, whether it’s one sheep or a flock of sheep, everyone wants to try something new.

"Then wait a moment—"

Grandpa Mo Yi selected the drinks he wanted to use and then poured them all into the cocktail shaker.

The bartender on the side showed an expression of "as expected" and secretly complained in his heart:

"Cocktail mixing is a very scientific thing. You don't even need a measuring vessel. I thought it was like in the movies, where you just pour the wine into the cocktail shaker, and Xia Ji shakes it eight times, and that's it?"

"That's too naive. Bartending is a science that involves chemistry, physics, and a whole host of other sciences. The movies are all lies!"

As if hearing the bartender's true thoughts, Grandpa Mo Yi suddenly turned to look at the bartender before starting to shake the drink.

"Snapped--"

With a strong slap of his right hand, the cocktail shakers filled with various drinks on the table suddenly bounced up and were caught by Grandpa Mo Yi.

"I go--"

The bartender was startled by this sudden move. This is unscientific!

As a grassroots member of the Destiny Organization, he holds a series of master's degrees in physics, chemistry, etc. The phenomenon happening in front of him at this moment would probably make even the god of mechanics Newton so angry that he would jump out of his coffin.

The force is mutual. Why is it that only the cocktail shaker bounces up when it is hit? Logically, everything else should bounce away. Besides, the table is just an ordinary table. How could it possibly withstand such a force?

This is not scientific or broken at all!

"Oh, that's amazing—"

Regardless, Kiana was captivated by this move and clapped excitedly.

Then Grandpa Mo Yi, who was shaking the cocktail shaker, began to shake it faster and faster. The wine collided with the inner wall of the cocktail shaker at various angles, forming a unique rhythmic sound.

"Thump, thump, thump, thump (I planted a seed)..."

"Is this... a song?"

Ji Zi, who loves wine, can also mix cocktails. With her motor skills, she can also do the same thing as Grandpa Mo Yi, who looks very powerful and can leave an afterimage. For someone who can use mysterious powers, it is not a particularly amazing thing.

Simply put, I can do it if I do it.

This is the first time I've seen a cocktail shaker being used as a musical instrument and producing rhythmic sounds.

Even if people didn't say it, they had to admit that the sound made by the cocktail shaker was unexpectedly magical and exciting, and some even wanted to stomp their feet to the rhythm.

To be more precise, those who were paying attention to what was happening here with Grandpa Mo Yi had already lost control of their legs and started shaking. Only the Valkyries, whose mental resistance was far superior to that of ordinary people, were barely holding on.

Grandpa Mo Yi, with his eyes closed, shook the cocktail shaker to the rhythm and began to hum the divine song that had tortured his ears for endless summer days -

"You are my little girl, my little apple. I can never love you enough. Your rosy little face warms my heart and lights up the fire of my life. Fire, fire, fire, fire..."

Accompanied by the singing, Grandpa Mo Yi's thoughts went back to his previous life. At that time, he was studying day and night for the college entrance examination. But every time the time came, a group of beautiful women who had passed their expiration date would appear in the sports stadium near the school and start dancing to the rhythm of "dengdengdeng".

Even Madara would praise your exquisite dance steps. When it comes to dancing, I call you the best by a long shot!

I still remember the figure running in the sunset, it was his lost youth!

"Fire fire fire fire fire..."

After Grandpa Mo Yi finished his recollection and came back to his senses, he found that the place was already extremely lively. Even Theresa and the others were attracted by his humming and were singing "You are my little girl, little apple" while shaking their legs.

What can Grandpa Mo Yi do? It is difficult for him to despair!

Grandpa Mo Yi let go of the cocktail shaker in his hand. Due to inertia and centripetal force, the cocktail shaker, which was spinning at high speed, performed the fully automatic Xia Ji Eight Shakes in mid-air. From a distance, it looked like a satellite floating in the air, orbiting and rotating around Grandpa Mo Yi, while playing the accompaniment of Little Apple like a subwoofer.

Looking at Ji Zi and the others who were all confused, Grandpa Mo Yi sighed and said:

"Let it sing a little longer—"

Chapter 493: Ham King - Ozymandias

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