"Why don't we just ring the doorbell?"
"That won't do—"
Bronya said coldly:
"This will give the people inside a chance to notice, and Mo Yi might even suffer unnecessary harm."
"Why not leave it to me? I know a thing or two about lock picking."
Mei Lei Dian felt miserable. I knew that the people inside would notice it, but I just wanted Senior Mo Yi to know about their arrival!
Although she didn't know what was going on, Mei Lei, who knew the most about Grandpa Mo Yi's past deeds, couldn't help but guess what was happening inside with the greatest malice.
What if something is happening inside that requires parents to accompany the audience, and they just barge in? How embarrassing that would be!
I'm sorry, Senior Mo Yi, I've tried my best!
"Click——"
Bronya took out a piece of wire from her skirt, poked it into the keyhole and twisted it a few times, and the door opened.
As the door opened, the evil Valkyrie forces led by Theresa rushed into Asuna's room in one go!
"Ok?"
When Grandpa Mo Yi and Asuna woke up from the atmosphere they were immersed in, the door had already been opened, and everyone's eyes began to confirm in the air.
"You..., why are you here?"
After the door opened, everyone saw the following scene in the room: Asuna was sitting in front of the mirror, and Grandpa Mo Yi was holding a hair dryer to blow Asuna's long hair, while his other hand was waving her chestnut hair.
Even because of their sudden entry, both of them still had gentle smiles on their faces, which shows how wonderful the atmosphere was before.
"Is it finished?"
Cecilia was reluctant at first, but soon became addicted to the novelty of the experience. She sniffed slightly and confirmed:
“It doesn’t have any strange smell.”
Grandpa Mo Yi: “…”
I didn't expect you to be such a mother-in-law. You drive when you have a disagreement. It's true that a woman who has given birth to a child cannot be compared with a young girl.
"Don't stop—"
Theresa pointed at Grandpa Mo Yi's hand that was still on Asuna's hair and said:
"How could you do such a vile thing to another person!!"
Chapter 502: Asuna: I'll punch you in the chest
Grandpa Mo Yi was struck by lightning when Theresa said that she had "acted so obscenely towards others". He didn't know how to complain for a moment.
If you can't do it to other people, then you are implying to yourself that you can do it to her, right?
wrong!
She was also a kid who loved reading comic books!
Amount(⊙o⊙)…
After thinking about it, it didn't seem like a big problem. After all, Grandpa Mo Yi was just helping Asuna dry her hair. If this was considered obscene, then wouldn't the barber shop become a place where filth and dirt were hidden?
It's not the weird world in some theoretical education films where you can spend four hours washing your hair or getting a massage.
In fact, before Theresa and the others appeared, Grandpa Mo Yi and Asuna did not do anything.
After Asuna came out, she quickly entered the state of life consultation. What she wanted to talk about was that she accidentally learned that the cruise ship was carrying mummies from ancient Egypt, and then she thought of the Titanic hitting an iceberg and sinking that she had seen not long ago.
Asuna couldn't help but start to think wildly.
Well, she was not afraid of ghosts, gods, mummies or anything like that. She just wanted to use a critical eye to judge this nonsense with Grandpa Mo Yi.
In fact, Grandpa Mo Yi was also planning to talk to her about tomorrow's events.
Although Asuna, with a sword in hand, has a very good fighting ability among the high school students in Area 11, she is not a person from the mysterious world after all. It is really inappropriate for Mou Ran to be involved in an incident like Ra Er, which is a life-or-death situation for ordinary magicians or Valkyries.
Even if Grandpa Mo Yi was confident that he could protect the other party, whether La Er used the grave to collide with her or the light cannon to wash the ground, he could still protect her.
To get the other person to open their eyes and see the world, it is better to start with the Novice Village dungeon, such as the Holy Grail War.
As we all know, the Holy Grail War is very secretive and unknown, and it is just a seven-player chicken-eating melee. Since the fifth Holy Grail War, no matter how far the Holy Grail War has progressed, as long as it is daytime, those who should go to school will go to school, and those who should go to work to teach students will teach students. It is simply one of the best copies for novices to enter the mysterious world.
So, Grandpa Mo Yi first listened to Asuna's complaints and grumblings about the discovery of the ancient Egyptian mummy, and then said with a gentle smile -
Yes, all of this is true.
Following the conversation, he told Asuna about Laer in a very calm tone, saying that there might be a typhoon tomorrow, so the school would be closed for a day early.
He also told Asuna that a new ship would be leaving tomorrow with tourists.
Asuna naturally didn't believe it at first. It was like believing in materialism for more than 20 years, and suddenly one day, a legion of magicians from another world opened the dimensional gate and invaded this world. It was such a ridiculous thing.
But after Grandpa Mo Yi showed off his skills briefly, Asuna quickly accepted it and became extremely excited. She said that she would go back and learn the Five Fireball Technique from Grandpa Mo Yi, so that she would no longer be afraid of ghosts or anything like that!
In this world, there is nothing that cannot be solved by five fireballs. If there is, it must be because you don’t have enough krypton gold!
After talking about serious things, of course we will talk about non-serious things.
If someone keeps talking to you about random things, to put it simply, it's an awkward conversation, it's definitely because the other person just wants to continue chatting, and the topic of the conversation is not important.
And Grandpa Mo Yi chatted awkwardly--
"Asuna, your hair is still wet, don't you want to dry it?"
Ms. Yuuki Asuna said, "I would have blow-dried it immediately normally, but now I have more important things to do, so I just let it dry naturally. It happens once or twice, so it's not a big deal."
Grandpa Mo Yi discovered from the other party's words that the other party seemed to be flirting with him!
This is definitely intolerable. How can you not blow dry your hair in time? This may lead to diseases such as headaches in the future. As for the other party not wanting to waste the time chatting with him, Grandpa Mo Yi also cleverly found a way to have the best of both worlds.
That means Master Yakumo will personally blow-dry the other person's hair. Isn't that just satisfying the need to blow-dry hair and enjoy time together?
Blowing the hair of the person you like is actually a very interesting thing. What exactly happened between the two of you is not something that people need to know.
Anyway, after blowing for a while, the Valkyrie evil forces led by Theresa broke in, and the delicate interaction between the two naturally could not continue.
——————The dividing line of the Judas launcher——————
"How could you do this?"
Furious, Theresa ran to Grandpa Mo Yi with her short legs, looking at him with a look of "Which side are you on?" and said to him, who was still holding a hair dryer:
"Let that girl go!"
To be honest, when Theresa opened the door and saw Grandpa Mo Yi helping Asuna blow dry her hair, she was confused and then inexplicably unhappy.
Moreover, the fact that Asuna lived in the room next to Grandpa Mo Yi made her think of many things.
As for the fact that Grandpa Mo Yi also moved into the room today, Theresa had already ignored it. Conspiracy theories are like this. As long as you have a confirmed guess, there are always a hundred ways to explain it.
All in all, it was a good thing that she discovered it, otherwise her future captain would have been deceived by the vixen.
There are too many bad women in this world. Let Theresa, the cutest captain in the world, protect you!
“Uh(⊙o⊙)…”
Asuna's hair had actually been blown almost dry, so Grandpa Mo Yi reluctantly let go of the hair dryer. Of course, it was not because the Judas behind Theresa had already unfolded and could launch countless light spear attacks at any time.
"I was just blow-drying Asuna's hair. You guys are exaggerating. If you didn't know, you'd think I did something else."
After explaining, Grandpa Mo Yi changed the subject and said:
"By the way, how did you get in? Didn't you lock the door?"
“Hmpho( ̄ヘ ̄o#)——”
You said it was just a blow-drying?
During the previous journey of being stranded on a desert island and sailing on the sea, Theresa complained that her hair was too long and too troublesome to handle when she was washing her hair.
Mr. Mo, a caring citizen of Fuyuki City, took the initiative to offer to help the other person wash.
After enjoying Grandpa Mo Yi's one-stop sword technique of shampooing, combing and massaging, which reached the divine level, Theresa fell directly under this skill that was like the depths of heaven.
It turns out that washing and combing hair can be so comfortable.
So, in the following time, Grandpa Mo Yi helped Theresa deal with her hair problems, and Grandpa Mo Yi also regarded this as a kind of pleasure.
In fact, helping your girlfriend wash and comb her hair is indeed a fun thing, and it is something that can increase feelings and intimacy more than sex.
If the person you have been dating for a while doesn't wash or comb his or her hair, you should be alert. The reason why he or she is with you may not be because of love.
In other words, the degree of love is not enough, and they have not really entered the other person's heart. (The Spare Tire Man's Thirty-Six Strategies for Self-Redemption, Part One)
In short, everyone has some things that they want to keep to themselves and cannot share with others, and having Grandpa Mo Yi wash her hair, blow dry her hair, comb her hair and give her a massage is one of the treasures that Theresa does not want to share with others.
As a mature captain, you must not only know how to move bricks automatically, fly an airship, max out cleaning skills, do splits in the air, take a nap with Theresa (sleeping on Judas), but also provide a comfortable set of small sword services to the abyss settlement tonight for the dean.
Theresa was very angry, and she showed her childish side without restraint. She glared at Grandpa Mo Yi and muttered:
"I don't care, it's just not possible—"
Grandpa Mo Yi: “…”
Faced with this combination of acting cute and being a rogue, Grandpa Mo Yi really had no good solution.
At this time, Asuna also woke up from the shock of a group of people suddenly appearing. Her beautiful eyes swept across and looked at the intruders. Finally, her eyes fixed on Theresa who was playing the staring game with Grandpa Mo Yi. She quickly recognized that they were Grandpa Mo Yi's friends who were having dinner together tonight.
To be honest, she must have been very unhappy. Anyone who encountered this situation would be very unhappy. The fact that she didn't start a fight on the spot was a testament to her high quality.
You need to be calm and behave like a lady, Mo Yijun is still here——
Asuna said this silently to herself, then showed a gentle and understanding smile of a wife and said to Grandpa Mo Yi:
"Mo Yijun, your friend seems to have something urgent to talk to you about—"
"If it's inconvenient, just deal with it."
If I don't say this, what else can Asuna do?
There is no way to let the situation get stuck here. The other party can be arrogant, but Asuna herself is a gentle wife, so she can only forgive and take the initiative to give Grandpa Mo Yi a way out.
“Oh no—”
Cecilia, who had been watching the show, felt her heart tighten and she became more and more worried.
From Theresa's series of reactions after she came in, Cecilia concluded that Theresa's feelings for Masta were deeper than she had imagined.
On the other hand, Theresa's opponent, the maroon girl's way of dealing with the situation was too amazing. If she were in the other's position, if one day she and Kiana were alone with Siegfried, and suddenly a guy jumped over to make trouble, she would definitely not be able to bear it, at least not like Asuna did at this moment, using a smile that even a wife like her felt healed, just right to help Siegfried resolve the embarrassing situation.
Looking back at Theresa's performance, the difference is like the difference between a kindergarten student and a doctoral student!
Cecilia suddenly felt very tired. She had just been resurrected and saw her old friends and grown-up daughter again, but before she could be happy, she had to worry about her daughter's emotional problems like an old mother.
"Um--"
Grandpa Mo Yi was naturally deeply healed by Asuna's smile, and he couldn't help but imagine in his heart how great it would be if Erina, Illya, Midorika, and Goshiko (...) were all so understanding.
Ahem, I accidentally revealed some bad thoughts.
However, Grandpa Mo Yi did not say polite words like "I'm sorry" or "Thank you", because when the relationship is close, saying such words would make it seem distant.
In the end, he just showed a helpless and grateful smile, said a simple goodbye to Asuna, and left Asuna's room with the Valkyries and returned to his own room.
——————The dividing line in Asuna's room————
Of course, after everyone left and closed the door, the gentle smile on Asuna's face gradually stiffened, and her bright eyes completely lost their luster, giving off an aura of "keep away from strangers".
There are many things that we know how to do and can do to the best of our ability, but that doesn’t mean we are willing to do them or that we feel comfortable.
But for the greater benefit in the future, to defeat all the vixens and win the final victory, she could only choose a short period of pain.
But Asuna is still very angry!
After several seconds, Asuna opened a huge suitcase and took out a panda doll over one meter tall. Then, with a serious expression on her face, she placed it on the bed, as if she was performing a solemn ceremony that could not afford any mistakes.
"Mo Yijun, you big idiot—"
"Actually, my..."
"You lolita--"
After placing the panda doll, Asuna pointed at the panda angrily to vent her frustration.
Another minute later, Asuna found that just whimpering was not enough to vent her frustration, so she started punching the panda doll with her little fists.
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