The second dimension life starting from Fuyuki City

"Great Fallen Saint Black Cat, I'll put the handkerchief and strong detergent on the sink first and wait for you outside. How about that?"

"I do not want it!"

When Black Cat heard Mo Yi calling him the Fallen Saint Black Cat, he felt an inexplicable sense of shame. He felt very cool when he called himself that, but why did he feel so ashamed that he wanted to hide in his arms when it came from the mouth of this boy?

Of course, before she could vent out the shame in her heart, after hearing Mo Yi's words of leaving, she blushed and pulled Mo Yi and said:

"Don't go out. If you go out now and someone comes in and finds me here, how can I go out and see people? And the boy you were talking to just now should still be there!"

Mo Yi: “…”

Miss Black Cat, I don’t understand what you mean.

According to your logic, the two of us will never have to leave this bathroom, because as long as the door is opened, there is a risk of someone coming in. This is a variation of Schrödinger's cat problem, or Mo Yi's black cat problem for short. If the bathroom door is opened, there is a 50% chance that Mo Yi and the black cat will be discovered by people outside. If the door is not opened, Mo Yi and the black cat will be together forever, in a strange state of physical and mental fusion, where they are both discovered and not discovered.

When you think about it this way, Miss Black Cat is no ordinary person!

Even though she is a middle school student, she is a top student. She can even apply quantum theory, a scientific theory that Mo Yi only has a little knowledge of, in her life. It's not easy, very easy!

The black cat saw Mo Yi, who was grabbed by his clothes and looked embarrassed, and quickly let go and stepped back, threatening Mo Yi with his cat fist again, and explained:

"Don't get me wrong! I'm not asking you to stay. I just really want you to wait until I'm done before leaving."

"Senior Mo Yi, do you understand?!"

As Black Cat was talking, he even confused himself. What on earth was he talking about?

"I think I understand what you mean, Miss Black Cat. Are you saying that I should wait until you finish washing the clothes and go out before I open the door and go out?"

Mo Yi, who possessed the wisdom of Tamamo, of course understood what the other party meant.

As an upright man, Mo Yi would not deliberately distort the other party's words and then use it to create a hehehe plot.

Am I, Mo, such a person?

A real man should be like a peacock spreading its feathers, conquering their hearts with his unfathomable inner qualities, and then making the girls fall in love with me like crazy but unable to get what they want.

This is the correct way to attack. Yes, I am the God of Attack hidden in the other world.

However, what made Mo Yi want to complain even more was the other party's way of thinking. He let the other party go out first, and then when he opened the door and was bumped into by someone else inside, the risk was transferred to Mo Yi. Thinking about it this way, there seemed to be no problem.

However, Miss Black Cat, weren't you discovered to have been in the restroom with a boy?

The only difference is that you don’t have to face the ambiguous and weird gaze of the person who walks in.

Woman, woman, you really like to deceive yourself. Is this what they call covering your ears and stealing the bell?

"Um--"

After hearing what Mo Yi said, Black Cat finally breathed a sigh of relief. He glanced at Mo Yi, who was still holding up his hands in surrender, and his face flushed. He said,

"Thank you, Senior Mo Yi."

Then, she picked up Mo Yi's handkerchief and a strong detergent and cleaned the coffee stains on her skirt again.

"No need. Actually, it was my words that scared you."

Mo Yi smiled. Looking at the other party's skillful gestures of cleaning clothes, he could tell that she was also a good girl who often did housework at home. Then he said:

"Actually, I am the Master Yakumo that you imagined. I came here just to finish talking to you about your novel."

The black cat was still washing clothes, but after hearing Mo Yi's words, his face became even redder.

This story has to do with her work experience. As a child from a poor family, Gokuri Ruri is sensible and naturally a successful worker. The place where she worked many times was bookstores. In addition to earning money for her family, she could also read books for free.

When working in a bookstore, she naturally often helped buy things, and the experience she gained from working during these days was that the most popular books were the works of Master Yakumo.

Although the boss once told him in a serious expression that Master Yakumo's books were Pandora's Box, once you opened it, you would be taken to a new world, and from then on both you and your wallet would become thinner.

For children of my age, Master Yakumo is the last devil left in the world. There is absolutely no need to open the notebook with Master Yakumo's name on it!

However, she had always been troubled by her inability to write good novels, but in pursuit of her dream, she finally couldn't help but open the sealed book.

In the illustrated book, she finally stepped into the world called Yakumo (adults).

I know clearly that I can't continue to peek, but there is wisdom from the abyss on it that can help me get out of poverty and become rich, and become a super popular creator.

Therefore, the black cat has been hovering on the issue of whether to see or not for more than a year.

And this secret has always been buried deep in her heart and guarded carefully. Every time she performs a magic ritual, she does not forget to cast a few more death curses on this secret, so that anyone who knows her secret will fall into eternal sleep in that instant.

I never expected that today, someone would suddenly whisper in my ear that forbidden name - Master Yakumo!

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Chapter 72: Black Cat: I do!

Master Yakumo, this well-known name, has an unknown importance in Gokou Ruri's heart.

His name is sacred, because in Black Cat's heart, he is his life mentor in every sense.

Among them, her favorite is the positive thoughts and profound wisdom revealed in Master Yakumo's writing. For example, the male protagonist in the story is obviously a small person, but in the face of various difficulties, he will also work hard with a positive and optimistic attitude. When he is tired, he will say "If a person has no dreams, what is the difference between him and a salted fish? What if they come true in the future?" to encourage himself.

It is this spirit that has always inspired Black Cat to work hard. What if his dream comes true?

Of course, she didn't skip the scenes where the hero went home and had a great time with the heroine, just to avoid missing out on the scenes full of positive energy. That's right, she just watched it by the way.

She, the Fallen Saint Black Cat, is not such a superficial woman who would focus on such physical feelings. She has noble pursuits and is a seeker of spiritual pleasure!

Therefore, every time she heard someone insulting Master Yakumo with a disdainful tone, or secretly buying Master Yakumo's works in the bookstore, she wanted to shout out loudly -

"What do you people know? Master Yakumo's spirit and wisdom are not something you guys who only care about appearances can understand!"

So, when she was washing her skirt and heard Mo Yi say that he was Master Yakumo, she almost couldn't help but rush over to ask for his autograph.

However, the place where he met his idol was too embarrassing, and coupled with what happened before, the already shy Black Cat felt even more embarrassed.

Moreover, although I always believe that I like his work, it is because his work is full of optimism and profound wisdom.

But the other party doesn’t know!

What should I do if the other party misunderstands me?

I am not that superficial person!

Of course, the reason why she would refrain from talking to her idol was also due to Erina's usual slander and complaints against Mo Yi.

From this we can see how deeply my sister loves Mo Yi!

Don't miss any opportunity to eliminate any pests that may approach Mo Yi.

When Mo Yi found that the other party did not reply and continued to wash clothes, he felt relieved. Isn't this the so-called tacit consent?

So he continued:

"Ms. Black Cat, you should have heard of my name! After all, I'm quite famous."

"Actually, after reading your work, I really like your writing style. Although it has some serious problems now, after systematic study, you will definitely be able to become a creator of that super-hot-blooded (middle school) genre."

"Yakumo House has recently been transforming from being 18+ to being for all ages. I think Yakumo House should not miss out on potential creators like you, Miss Kuroneko."

"So, I want to ask for your opinion. Would you like to learn writing from me?"

Humph╭(╯^╰)╮, little black cat, I can see from your wandering eyes that you have a restless heart.

So, jump into Master Ben’s bowl quickly, little kitty!

"Um--"

Gokogen Ruri never expected that happiness would suddenly knock on her door.

Half an hour ago, she was still accepting criticism of her work from her friends. Thirty minutes later, in a bathroom, she actually received an invitation from the writer she admired most!

At this moment, she couldn't help but think of a sentence she had seen in Master Yakumo's work -

Never give up the hope of pursuing happiness, because you never know when the little tail of fate will suddenly bump into you and lead you into the door of happiness.

"Master Yakumo, no, Senior Mo Yi, I do."

At this time, Black Cat finally couldn't hold back the joy in her heart. The sudden surprise and happiness made the girl, who had been suppressing herself, burst into tears.

Mo Yi: “…”

Mo Yi struggled to hold back and yell out these words—

Girl, quickly look up at the ceiling at a 45-degree angle, so your tears won't fall.

Ahem, actually, what’s more important is that you are crying now, and if your friends see you when you go out later, how am I supposed to explain it?

I had previously used the excuse of sending a strong detergent to get out.

If you go back and people find your eyes red from crying, won’t my glorious image be misunderstood?

Um, I might as well use it later. My strong detergent has a garlic flavor, so it is a bit irritating to the eyes. The black cat was irritated and shed tears, which is understandable.

I don’t know if my sister will believe it?

The black cat also realized that she was crying, which seemed to make Mo Yi a little overwhelmed. She quickly wiped her tears and said:

"I was so happy that tears started flowing down my face without knowing why."

Looking at the other person's face with tears in his eyes, Mo Yi could probably understand this feeling. After all, persistence is not as simple as it sounds. Don't say that persistence is the only way to success, because the number of failures in the end is countless times greater than the number of successes. The other person has been insisting on writing his own words, but no one has ever recognized him. He must have been exhausted.

At this moment, receiving recognition from a senior in the industry, the joy I felt could not be fully expressed simply through laughter, so tears were a good way to express it.

"Tears, sometimes, are a kind of happiness that cannot be explained—"

Mo Yi was inspired and was just thinking of doing something literary.

“Sometimes a smile is really a wound that cannot be expressed in words!”

Black Cat helped Mo Yi say the next sentence.

Mo Yi: “…”

The black cat noticed that Mo Yi was being swallowed by him and quickly explained:

"I remember this is what Yakumo Yukari said to Hakurei Reimu in the 9th issue of "The Yakumo Family's Family Affairs". Of course, I like her later sentence more - the temperature of tears is actually 530 degrees, but because the outside world is too cold, it cools to 53 degrees when it flows out."

After saying that, he felt something was wrong and stuck out his tongue embarrassedly. He seemed to be showing off in front of the author. It was all because he didn't have the opportunity to express the endless love in his heart. Now, he couldn't control himself if he wasn't careful.

Mo Yi: “…”

I didn't expect you to be such a black cat, and I never expected that the other person would be my crazy fan.

The sexual happiness came too suddenly. No wonder the other party was shocked and even knocked over the coffee cup when she heard me ask her if she had heard of Master Yakumo's name.

Well, before Mo Yi had time to complain, Miss Black Cat couldn't control herself again and asked:

"Senior Mo Yi, I've actually always been curious. Miss Yakumo Yukari always emphasizes that she's seventeen years old, but your 'Yakumo Family Affairs' has been serialized for almost ten years. Why has she always been seventeen? Is there some kind of reversal of cause and effect, an immortality curse, or a world reset hidden in the story?"

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Chapter 73: Let me wash your back

Mo Yi: “Uh (⊙o⊙)…”

You asked a very profound question. From which perspective should I answer it?

From a biological perspective, Zimei is a one-person monster. The way to calculate her age should be that one chaos counts as one year. This year happens to be the seventeenth chaos, so it is unscientific to use the calendar created by humans to calculate Zimei's age.

It is estimated that even if humans become extinct, Zimei will still be seventeen years old.

From a woman's perspective, age is always their secret. To them, they are always seventeen years and N months old.

Seeing through but not speaking out loud is the correct way to interpret a woman’s heart.

Moreover, in terms of the subject matter, Mo Yi's "The Family Affairs of the Yakumo Family" is a very pornographic and violent story, commonly known as an 18+ comic. Zimei naturally cannot be over 18 years old, otherwise where would the forbidden pleasure come from?

When Mo Yi tried to organize his words to answer this unspeakable secret, Wu Geng Liuli seemed to be looking at Mo Yi's pensive expression, and thought of something, and said quickly:

"I know, Senior Mo Yi, you must have already hidden the answer in the details as an Easter egg, or perhaps this answer is the secret that will only be revealed at the end of this story."

"Although I really want to know, please don't tell me, Senior. Let me find the answer myself. This is your test for the world!"

"Perhaps this is your original intention in writing this story, hiding the true thoughts you want to express. So, let me find the answer myself. This is the greatest respect for "The Yakumo Family Accounts", a work that contains countless philosophical ideas!"

Master Yakumo is right, self-attack is the most deadly!