The second dimension life starting from Fuyuki City

Seeing Mo Yi's surrender, Hui Meijiang's mood had not been so good in a thousand years. Although the words Mo Yi often said to her before emerged in her mind -

"The villain dies because he talks too much!"

"The only good villain is a dead villain!"

"So, Huimei, you must remember one thing. After you defeat your opponent, don't bother talking nonsense to him or give him or her the opportunity to reminisce about the past and explode."

But she also remembered that she had once asked Mo Yidao in return -

"But Master, that's not how you act. Every time you defeat those monster girls, you'll yell at them. If they show any remorse, you'll let them go!"

Facing the disciple's question, Mo Yi smiled evilly and said:

"That's because Master-chan is strong and invincible, so he has the right to complain. Moreover, we can accept comrades who have some ideological awareness and can be reformed. Only in this way can our team of heroes grow stronger and stronger, and can we form a winning pattern of surrounding the city with the countryside and the Demon King's Castle with the hero troops."

"But you won't let me talk to him, so how can I know if he's ideologically conscious?"

Huimei-chan tilted her head and asked:

"Master, I still don't understand. This is clearly a double standard!"

"Well, wait until you feel that flying dragon riding is as steady as an old dog, or when you are already invincible, then you can learn from Master-chan!"

Mo Yi laughed and said:

"Emi-chan, you're still far from perfect. You can't even defeat an elite slime. It's too early to think about that!"

This memory instantly flashed through Yusa Emi's mind, and she felt that now was the time to complain. How could a paladin like me lose to a melee mage without magic?

Let me ask you, how can you lose when a dragon hits your face?

So, Huimei imitated Mo Yi in her memory, smiled evilly, and said:

"I'm very patient with stupid Master-chan. Tell me your questions!"

"I will mercifully answer your questions. After all, we still have a lifetime to spend together!"

Mo Yi: “…”

I always feel that you, the female hero, are the villain, and I, the former demon god, am the persecuted righteous man.

"First of all, why is your cafe called 'Meet in 1998'? This is clearly the song I used to sing to you to put you to sleep."

Mo Yi looked at Yusa Huimei, whose face suddenly turned red, with a look that seemed to know everything, and said:

"There is only one truth, and that is that you have always admired Master-chan. Everything you are doing now is just to vent your longing for me!"

"That's right, we usually call this kind of behavior - acting like a spoiled child!"

"I'm not, I didn't, you're talking nonsense!"

Yusa Emi's face instantly turned red after her thoughts were exposed. With white steam coming out, she roared in denial:

"You bastard, don't think you're so important! Who are you to me? Why would I act like a spoiled child to you?"

"Damn it! You're just a demon god who's about to be defeated by this hero. Don't be so arrogant."

Mo Yi: “…”

Is this what they call a thousand-year-old tsundere?

With your classic three-pronged denial and your mysterious blushing face due to exhaustion, who can you fool?

"hehe--"

Emi-chan laughed in irritation, clearly trying to hide her feelings, and asked in a feigned tone:

"Is this your final question, Master?"

"no--"

Mo Yi ignored the threat in the other party's words and asked:

"Actually, the most important question is, were your previous lines and actions learned from a book called 'Two or Three Things the Female Hero and the Demon God Must Say' written by Master Yakumo?"

"How did you know?"

Yusa Emi reacted naturally and said.

"No, I don't know what the hell is this "Two or Three Things the Female Hero and the Demon God Must Say" by Master Yakumo? I never read the manga. No, I don't know what the manga is."

Emi-chan blushed like a girl whose parents discovered a notebook hidden under her bed, and explained:

"Mo Yi, please stop slandering me. I'm really going to get angry. If something terrible happens, I won't be able to control myself. I can only blame you for your nonsense!"

Mo Yi: “…”

Two or three things that must be said about the female hero and the demon god. You can say such a difficult name in one breath, and you still say no?

It seems that you are determined to fight to the end, Huimei!

"Then Emi-chan, can you explain what this book in this room, titled 'Two or Three Things the Female Hero and the Demon God Must Say', is that I found under my pillow?"

Ignoring the other party's threats and power, Mo Yi smiled calmly, took out a book with the name of Master Yakumo printed on it from behind his back, and it looked like it had been read a lot, and said to Yusa Huimei:

"This is a clear copy of the scene where the female hero imprisons, feeds, and has sex with the overly kind demon god in a basement in order to save him from facing the harsh reality!"

"What else do you have to explain now, Emi-chan?"

Chapter 87: Marriage Contract

"Ah! How dare you look through a girl's room like that, you pervert!"

Yusa Emi watched as Mo Yi accurately opened the book, revealing the page depicting the female hero punishing the kind-hearted demon god with her feet, and she cried out in frustration:

"I don't know why there's something like that under my pillow!"

After saying that, she burst out with the speed of a Saiyan, snatched the notebook from Mo Yi's hand, and stuffed it into her skirt. After a moment, she calmed down and forced herself to explain:

"This should be something Raphael left behind when she rested here last time. I'll return it to her."

Mo Yi: “…”

But there is your signature on the title page of the notebook. How much do you like this notebook? How afraid are you of losing it that you would write your name on it?

Since you like this subject so much, should I make a sequel, or even a female hero series, as a gift after a thousand years?

But forget it, even if her name is on my notebook, the other party will still find all kinds of weird reasons to deny this fact.

After all, girls will only reason with you when they are right."

"Actually, it's not a big deal for girls to look at the book. After all, the necessary knowledge and postures still need to be mastered."

Mo Yi looked at the other party who was about to explode and kill to silence him, then he showed an understanding expression and nodded and said:

"Well, learning brings joy, and reading a notebook helps you avoid being misled by others who exploit your blind spots. More importantly, happiness ♂o(*￣▽￣*)o requires this essential knowledge. Any boy would be unimpressed by a girl who's still apathetic even on her wedding night."

"This is a more terrible flaw than being ugly. After all, being ugly can be overcome by turning off the lights, but being a salty fish and illiterate is incurable, unless your future husband has extraordinary physical strength and also likes the strange attribute of being a passive salty fish."

"To sum up, there is nothing wrong with girls reading books, and it should be encouraged and supported."

"Well, Master Yakumo's works are excellent. They have strong visuals and storytelling, and they combine entertainment with education. They also convey to every reader the positive idea that everyone has the right to pursue a happy life."

After Yusa Emi put away her favorite collection of notebooks, she wanted to pretend that nothing had happened and continue her journey as a female hero to defeat the evil demon.

I never expected that this bastard Mo Yi would act like an enlightened elder in front of me and speak to me in the tone of a teacher, saying such embarrassing words.

Her plan to simply pretend that what happened just now didn't happen was completely ruined.

"Baga, heitai, wulusai!"

She was so embarrassed that she shouted out the classic line from the heroine in the book and said:

"I've already told you this notebook isn't mine, and I don't even know what it is anymore!"

"If you tell me about the notebook again, I'll go out and buy you ten servings of super spicy mapo tofu and boiled fish and stuff them into your stomach!"

"Did you hear that, you bastard?"

Mo Yi: “…”

Huimei, you are such a tsundere. If you can do it yourself, why can't others tell it out loud?

It is not a good habit to hide your illness and avoid seeing a doctor!

"Okay, let's get to the point, Mo Yi!"

After seeing that Mo Yi did not mention the book again, Yusa Huimei took a deep breath, took out her holy sword, and said to Mo Yi:

"You now have two choices. The first is to resist to the end. If you choose this option, be prepared to accept the first five-year labor reform plan that this hero has prepared for you!"

After saying that, he took out a notebook from his arms, and then opened the notebook in front of Mo Yi. The notebook was filled with modified versions of the plots from various Master Yakumo's books, mainly the plot of "Two or Three Things That Must Be Said About the Female Brave and the Demon God", supplemented by the plots of other similar books.

Among them, there is only one - "Every day before eating, I have to shout ten times, I want to be a good person, love peace, I love Huimei the most, and Huimei's words are always right!"

This made Mo Yi feel the other party's terrifyingness. If he really went through the five-year labor reform plan at the other party's hands, wouldn't he become the other party's love tool?

It’s so fuckable, it’s so fuckable!

Seeing Mo Yi's face change, Yusa Huimei knew that he was frightened by her words, so she smiled kindly and said:

"Of course, there's a second option. As long as you sign this contract and complete my twenty-one days of pre-job training, you can leave here unscathed!" (The twenty-one-day rule: twenty-one days allows a person to develop a habit.)

After saying that, he took out a printed contract from behind and placed it in front of Mo Yi.

"Marriage contract?"

Mo Yi felt something was wrong just by reading the beginning. Then he took a quick glance and found that it was actually a marriage contract. If he signed it, wouldn’t he be selling himself?

Damn it!

Keeping promises is Mo Yi's bottom line. The other party must know Mo Yi's weakness, so they came up with such a terrible plan.

Moreover, this routine is clearly the plot in "Two or Three Things I Must Say About the Female Brave Man and the Demon God" -

The kind-hearted demon god finally couldn't stand the unusual torture of the female warrior anymore, and finally had sex with her under her temptation. Facing the tearful female warrior, the demon god had no choice but to swallow the humiliation and sign the marriage contract that the other party had prepared long ago!

From then on, a generation of demon god fell and became a tracheitis who loved his wife, children and life.

It's really sad and lamentable!

I never expected that the book I drew one night a few years ago because I was thinking of Emi-chan would become a military book that the other party would use against me.

Moreover, I still remember that there was a paragraph of words on the marriage contract that was full of déjà vu, so Mo Yi looked down and found the terrifying spell -

From now on, you must be good to me and me only. You must pamper me and not lie to me. You must keep everything you promised me. Every word you say to me must be sincere. You must not lie to me or scold me, and you must care about me. When others bully me, you must come to my aid immediately. When I am happy, you must be happy with me; when I am sad, you must cheer me up. You must always think that I am the most beautiful. You must see me in your dreams. In your heart, there is only me...

Do not!

As expected, Huimei added this paragraph to the engagement contract:

So cool!

How could I, the great master of my generation, Master Yakumo, sign such a humiliating treaty? Do I still have any dignity as the descendant of my great flower-growing family?

Faced with such a desperate situation, what choice should I make?

Should I choose to resist to the end and be forced to be turned into a love-making machine by the other party, or should I stay calm for now, sign this "Marriage Agreement", give up treatment directly, and become a tracheitis with no future?

"Emi-chan, your female hero character is crying!"

Mo Yi ignored the marriage contract in the other party's hand and said disappointedly:

"You promised to be fair, honest, responsible, and protect the weak, the standard character of a hero. But you are clearly imprisoning, illegally threatening underage boys, forcing them to marry, and other extremely evil illegal acts. Are you the devil, or am I the devil?!"

"Don't try to deflect the question. I'm not the same person I was a thousand years ago!"

After hearing what Mo Yi said, Hui Mei's face turned red, but she still said angrily:

"To deal with bad guys, you have to be worse than them. Only then can you defeat them and protect the weak. This is what you taught me before."

"Although you are a demon, you are not completely evil. You are someone who can be saved. In order to save you, I sacrificed the lifelong happiness of this hero. How can this not be considered a heroic sacrifice?"

"Furthermore, the best way to eradicate this world's universal values ​​and defeat the Demon King or Demon God is to marry him or her and keep him or her busy at home giving birth to children day and night, so that he or she will naturally have no time to go out and harm the world!"

"That's right. The only way to save both the world and you, who are hopeless, is to capture you and bring you home to take care of your wife and children."

"Hmpho(￣ヘ￣o＃), don't get me wrong, I don't like you. This is all about creating a world where no one is hurt."