I, Den-O, the Contract Urban Legend

Inoue Ueya slung his schoolbag over his shoulder, put his hands in his pockets, and said softly with a slight smile, "What? I didn't expect Mr. Inoue's mouth tricks to be even better than I thought."

Anyway, let’s go home today.

……

"I am back!"

"Welcome home, my lord husband."

The one who came out to greet me today was Yashaku Yuki. Seeing her smiling face, she must have encountered something good, right?

The two walked towards the living room while talking.

"Listen to me, when Sachiko and the little senior were out today, they ran into that Onmyoji named Hanakaiin again!"

"Oh, is that Hanakaiin Yuura?"

"Well, she said that if Sachiko keeps wandering around the streets, people will panic, so she told me to go back home first and then come back to teach me how to use the secret technique of 'shrinking size' that she mentioned earlier!"

The corners of Inoue Ueya's mouth twitched involuntarily.

After all, he is a first-class Onmyoji of the Hanakaiin family. Hanakaiin Yuura should have a way to let Yasakyuki cast spells properly, right?

Ok……

I hope there won't be any accidents this time.

As he was thinking, Inoue Ue became distracted. When he came to his senses, Yasha Yuki had already taken his arm without him noticing. "Now that you have learned how to 'shrink in size', can you please carry Yukiko in a princess carry and go for a walk?"

Inoue Ueya gently kneaded Yashayuki's face, "This is okay."

"Hey hey hey, no more cheating with transformations this time okay?"

"Ahh, so try harder, Sachiko."

Yashayuki smiled but didn't respond. As if he remembered something, he suddenly fell silent.

"Hey, my dear husband, that 'Tenjin Elementary School' we talked about yesterday is really dangerous, right?"

Hearing this, Inoue Ue couldn't help but sigh, "Well, after all, it's a space created by resentment, and it's even powerful enough to cause a disorder of time and space..."

"Why don't you just not go?" Yasha Yuki looked at Inoue Ueya with a worried look. She was a little worried about his safety. Although she didn't hear much yesterday, she probably knew that Inoue Ueya was planning to take the risk. She whispered, "Obviously, my husband is just a good-for-nothing who can't even lift Sachiko..."

Well!

This is a bit heartbreaking.

Seeing Yashayuki's expression, Inoue Ueya scratched his head, turned his head away, and then said: "No, I can't escape, because this is why I became Kamen Rider..."

Tragedy and so on, obviously all of this was just fictional content in the previous life's work, but here it becomes a real thing. Inoue Ueya doesn't want to see any tragedy again, so when the system appeared, he chose to become the most benevolent and kind king at the first time.

He doesn't care whether others call him a loser or a fool.

Whether it is right or wrong, as long as he wants to do something, he will do his best to do it, because he doesn't want to have any regrets. That's all. He has no lofty dreams and no ambitions. Inoue Ue is such a person.

"Don't worry, the situation shouldn't be as dangerous as you think. Besides, Mr. Inoue must go, otherwise I will regret it for the rest of my life."

Inoue Ueya looked at Yashaku Yuki with a serious expression and said slowly, "As long as I think it's something I should do, I will do it. Even if I'm the weakest Kamen Rider, even if I'm unlucky, even if I'm a combat idiot, even if there's danger. Now that I know the general ins and outs of the matter, I... don't want to just stand by and watch."

"Hmm—even if you're speaking so earnestly, Sachiko still won't understand."

Yashayuki puffed up her cheeks. "Then... please make sure you come back alive. Promise Sachiko, okay?"

"Ah, Mr. Inoue promised you that I would come back alive."

"We have a deal, no cheating, okay?"

"Yes, it's agreed." Inoue Ueya replied with a smile.

——Oh no, why do I suddenly feel like I’ve set a death flag while talking like this?

"I am back."

At this time, the door of the Inoue family was opened, and then Miss Sadako's voice was heard.

Inoue Ueya took the opportunity to break free from Yashayuki's hand, then pulled her back and walked towards the entrance, "Sadako is back, let's go see her!"

When I walked to the entrance, I saw Miss Sadako carrying a big bag with a tired expression.

"Welcome home, Sadako."

Miss Sadako threw herself directly into Inoue Ueya's arms, "Sniff, sniff, sniff—it's Ueya's smell…"

Inoue Ue didn't struggle. He reached out and touched Miss Sadako's head, smiling and saying, "Yoshi, thank you for your hard work."

"Where's the reward?"

"Eh?"

Miss Sadako pointed to her cheek and shouted, "Do you understand now? Miss Sadako wants a reward!"

Looking at Miss Sadako's actions, Inoue Ueya subconsciously recalled what happened before.

"R-now?"

Miss Sadako glanced at Hachishaku-sama behind Inoue Ueya, nodded, and then said, "Yes, now!"

Humph, I didn’t understand what she meant last time, but Mr. Inoue will not make the same mistake again this time!

After all, Inoue Ueya is still an ISP at heart. He has been suppressing himself just for the sake of the other person's feelings.

It's just a kiss on the cheek. It's just common etiquette in foreign countries. It's not something strange. Mr. Inoue won't be nervous.

At this point, Mr. Inoue took off his glasses and took a deep breath. "Oh, I really can't do anything about you."

As she finished speaking, Miss Sadako saw Inoue Ueya leaning over and looking at her with deep affection.

As the distance got closer, her face became redder and her heart beat faster...

In an instant, Inoue Ue seemed to have seen something, changed his original action, and reached out to gently wipe the corner of Miss Sadako's eyes.

"Don't move, there's eye boogers in the corners of your eyes."

"..."

The good atmosphere disappeared in an instant, and Miss Sadako looked at him expressionlessly.

"Well, that's good. Now let's continue!"

Miss Sadako was so impatient that she pushed Inoue Ueya to the floor. "It's too slow. Miss Sadako can't help it anymore, ah ah ah——"

"Huh, huh, huh?!" Yashaku Yuki then realized something was wrong.

"Hehehe, as expected, for something like this, it feels better to let Miss Sadako take the initiative."

As she spoke, Miss Sadako leaned against Inoue Ueya's cheek.

chirp...

"Hey, didn't we agree to let Mr. Inoue come?" Inoue Ueya said angrily.

Qi Kexiu, Mr. Inoue is a man after all, why is he always the one being pushed down?!

"You're so long-winded! It was obviously Zhiye who was too slow, so I couldn't hold it back!"

Saying so, Miss Sadako pressed on again——

"Stop it, let Sachiko do this kind of thing!"

Yashayuki lay on the ground, covering Miss Sadako's face with one hand, while half of his body was pressing on Mr. Inoue's face.

"Eh? Don't push down, ahhhh—"

Inoue Ueya was pressed so hard that he could hardly breathe and struggled subconsciously.

Chapter 23 This is a familiar sky——

Hanakaiin Yuura is just an ordinary junior high school student on the surface, but secretly she is a genius Onmyoji girl. Her purpose is to hone her strength in Chiba City, where supernatural events frequently occur.

Not long ago, she accidentally joined a supernatural club called the "Clear Cross Strange Detective Team" and made an appointment with them to explore a classmate's house on Sunday...

It is said that the members of that society are searching for the "master of the monster" and are constantly exploring various mysterious places and collecting cursed items.

After all, I am an Onmyoji, I can't just watch them die...

Moreover, their activities can provide her with opportunities to hone her abilities, so joining them wouldn't be a bad idea, right?

These are not the main points. Today she plans to visit the Inoue family again.

——The main reason is that I kind of want to eat Sadako’s cooking.

Uh-huh, just kidding.

In fact, after school, she met Miss Sadako and Yasha Yuki who were shopping. After asking them, she found out that Yasha Yuki knew nothing about simple illusions and spells to hide one's identity.

Although Miss Sadako said she could tamper with the nearby video footage, in order to prevent Yasha Yuki from causing any panic, Hanakaiin Yuura had to let her go home first, and promised to help her complete the Yasha family's secret technique of "shrinking size"...

In short, she was now standing at the door of the Inoue family, looking at the half-open door, and hearing the screams of Inoue Ueya. She recalled the scene of her last visit again, and her face couldn't help but blush.

Then the problem is coming.

Should she go in directly now, or should she go in directly?

As she was thinking, Hanakaiin Yuura's hand had unconsciously rested on the door.

Just kidding, as an Yin-Yang master and a researcher of strange creatures, how could she miss witnessing a friendly exchange between two urban legends?!

So she gently pushed the door open and stuck her head in.

……

Back to Inoue Ueya’s perspective.

"Wuwuwu——" Inoue Ueya was pinned down by Yashayuki and was having difficulty breathing.

Miss Sadako and Yashayuki started arguing.

"I'm telling you, this is a reward from Ueya to Miss Sadako, so stay out of it, you idiot!"

"No, my husband is mine, and only Sachiko can kiss him!"

"Yashiki, I heard you're quite brave. Have you forgotten what you did this morning? It was Miss Sadako who cleaned up the ceiling issue for you!"

Miss Sadako became more and more unhappy as she thought about it, and she flashed and appeared behind Yashayuki.

"Nani?!"

Miss Sadako lay on Yashayuki's back and stretched out her nimble hands.

“Ola Ola Ola Ola!!”

“Eh? Uhhhhh—”

Without timely reaction, Yashayuki was successfully attacked by Miss Sadako, and then her legs went limp and she collapsed to the ground.

In the end, except for Miss Sadako, the other two were knocked to the ground.

"Hmmmm—it's Miss Sadako's big victory today too!!"

However, Miss Sadako only reacted now.

Where is her Shiye?

Turning around, I saw that Inoue Ueya, who was half pinned down by Yashayuki, had his eyes closed and looked peaceful.

"Zhi——also——!!"

Inoue Ueya lost consciousness.

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Looking at the three people at the entrance, Hanakaiin Yuura, who was standing outside the door with her ears red, couldn't help but sigh in her heart. It turned out that the daily life of the Inoue family never disappoints.

……

After a long time, Inoue Ueya opened his eyes.