I, Den-O, the Contract Urban Legend

——Calm down, Inoue Ueya.

It's just a small thing, better than usual.

Well, I'm not unlucky!

[My dear husband, I'm here to see you. Did you miss Sachiko when you were at school?]

【Um? 】

Looking at the golden ball of light that suddenly appeared beside him, Inoue Ueya felt an ominous premonition in his heart again.

Seeing that Inoue Ue didn't respond, the bad guys began to get a little impatient.

The blond bad boy standing in the middle stepped forward and grabbed Inoue Ueya's collar, "Hey, hey, we're all so humble, you won't refuse to lend it to me, right?"

Is this extortion? I've seen a lot of similar incidents when I lived in a school bathroom.

Natsukawa Hanako's voice was heard, and a ball of red light appeared around her again.

[Hah, can I ask you something? What should I do when I'm being blackmailed?]

[Sachiko knows this, so of course she'll just have to beat them all up!]

A golden light flashed on Inoue Ueya's body, his hairstyle changed to middle-parted bangs, his eyes turned amber, and his hair was dyed blonde. It was obvious that he was possessed by Yashaku Yuki.

Inoue Ueya smiled brightly, put his hands on his hips, and shouted, "Hehe, cry for my strength!"

"How is it? My dear husband, is Sachiko's tone this time similar to the original?"

[Uh...it's not quite like her, but she's so cute, Sachiko.]

“Hey hey hey——”

Upon hearing this, the three bad boys looked at "Inoue Ueya" who suddenly started grinning foolishly with a confused look on their faces.

This is embarrassing, why is this happening? I just became a delinquent, and this is my first time blackmailing someone, so why did I have to run into a psychopath?

The three of them looked at each other for a while, and each saw confusion and doubt in the other's eyes. Or maybe just forget it, why ask a lunatic for money?

"Come on, when it comes to fighting, Sachiko isn't afraid of anyone, you know?"

After hearing the provocation from "Inoue Ueya", the first one to lose his temper was the blond delinquent.

"You're kidding, asshole!"

As he said that, the blond delinquent raised his fist and swung it towards Inoue Ueya's face.

"That's it?"

With a casual movement, Inoue Ueya grabbed the blond delinquent's fist and said, "A guy who only knows how to brag can't beat Sachiko, okay?"

[Hey, hey, don't be too harsh.]

"Inoue Ueya" grabbed the blond delinquent and threw him hard onto the gable roof of the store in front.

"Help, ah, ah—"

To be honest, the roof is several meters above the ground. As for whether it is dangerous or not, it should not be very dangerous as long as he does not move around. The only thing is that if he asks others for help, it may be a bit difficult for him to tell them why he appeared on the roof when they ask him.

Looking at the blond delinquent sitting on the roof in a daze, Inoue Ueya nodded, "Isn't that light enough? But how he wants to get down is up to him."

【hiss……】

Sometimes, Inoue Ueya feels that from a certain perspective, Yashaku Yuki is still a little scary.

「Ooooh, did they start a fight? I’ll handle this from now on, idiot senior, get out of the way!」

As soon as he finished speaking, the red light around "Inoue Ueya" hit him, knocking out the golden light in his body. In an instant, his hair stood up back, and his hair was dyed red. It was obvious that he was possessed by Natsukawa Hanako.

【Huh, huh, huh? 】

"Lady, come on stage!"

"M-Mother?"

"Hey, didn't you say you wanted to fight? Let me get involved!"

Inoue Ueya clenched his fists and grinned, "Come on, let's have a good fight!"

The remaining two finally realized that they had met a tough guy. They originally wanted to run away, but when they saw the blond bad guy sitting on the roof asking for help, they began to hesitate again.

If I run away directly, won’t I seem too disloyal?

But if I don't run away...

The black-haired man was lost in thought.

"Ah—really? I'm going to fight you!"

The hedgehog-haired bad boy next to him rushed forward and punched "Inoue Ueya" directly.

boom!

"Inoue Ueya" kicked the hedgehog-headed bad boy in the stomach, sending him flying several meters away.

Hedgehog Head was lying on the ground, seemingly unconscious.

"Well, finally you are the only one left..."

Inoue Ueya stared at the black-haired delinquent, slowly walked over, reached out and grabbed his collar, and whispered, "Come to think of it, you're blackmailers, right? So you should have quite a bit of money on you, right?"

"Hey, do you want to..."

"Hmph, just hand over all your money and I'll let you go."

[Hey, hey, Hanako, don't use my body to blackmail others! ]

"Huh? Even if the other party is a blackmailer, it's not allowed?"

[It's not a question of whether it works or not. I'd rather you just beat him up. I don't want this kind of money!]

Chapter 58: Lord Bashi is the best in the world!

The previous part is omitted.

I am Inoue Ueya, and I am running wildly on the streets.

「Wow, stupid Hanako, you actually hit me when I told you to...」

Although it was a bit sudden, Mr. Inoue is now being chased by the police.

Because Miss Hanako possessed her, she was seen beating the black-haired bad boy by a patrolling police officer.

"What? If they chase you, just beat them up."

"Who would do such a thing? At least brush up on some common sense about the human world!"

"Hey, you guy up there, you better stop right there! You can't get away!"

In short, if you can't explain yourself clearly, you will be in trouble if you get caught.

Without having time to continue preaching to Hanako, Inoue Ue looked around, trying to find a door that could be opened so that he could hide directly in the Desert of Time.

Where is the door? Ahhhhh——

After being chased for quite a while, Inoue Ue had already left the shopping street area, and now the buildings around him were all residential houses...

Wait, doesn't Hanako have the ability to move to any toilet at will?

[Hanako, use your invincible mobility to find a solution!]

[Oh, I know. I know.]

……

A red light flashed, and Inoue Ueya appeared in the bathroom at home.

Wiping the sweat from his forehead, Mr. Inoue finally breathed a sigh of relief. "Phew...that was a close call. I almost got caught."

Then, Inoue Ueya walked out of the bathroom at home and looked towards the living room. Natsukawa Hanako was sitting on the sofa watching TV as usual.

Come to think of it, ever since leaving Tianshen Elementary School, she seems to have been staying at home watching TV?

Uh, Hanako, could it be that she has become a stay-at-home girl?

No, no, no, rather than saying that, it would be better to say that as "Hanako in the toilet", she is originally a stay-at-home girl.

She must have stayed in the bathroom for a long time before, so even though she is free now, she is unwilling to go out, right?

"Have you come out of the bathroom? Before you change your clothes, please buy me some Kola."

"Hmm... Mr. Inoue, let me ask you something. You weren't asking that bad guy for money just because you wanted to drink Kola?"

"Nonsense, otherwise what's the point of me getting money for an urban legend?"

This is really not good. The more I look at her, the more she looks like a shut-in. I must think of a way to make Miss Hanako change...

In short, go out for a walk with her first.

So the question is, what is the most important thing to convince a stay-at-home girl to go out?

It should be a euphemism, right?

Well, to put it mildly...

So, after thinking for a while, Inoue Ueya said, "Let me be frank. If you keep staying at home like this, Hanako, you'll get fat soon!"

"what?"

"Just think about it. Apart from eating and bathing, Hanako basically just lies on the sofa and watches TV. And gradually, due to this unhealthy lifestyle, she starts to become a fat woman!"

After listening to what Inoue Ueya said, Miss Hanako suddenly became uneasy.

"Hey, hey, I'm not well-educated, don't scare me, this can't be true, right?"

"Unfortunately, Inoue Ueya has already found strong evidence!"

Mr. Inoue pushed his glasses up on his nose, smiled coldly, pointed at Miss Natsukawa Hanako in front of him, and said in a strong voice: "Haven't you noticed yet? The image of Hanako in urban legends is that of a little girl, right? But you, in front of me, are a mature older sister!"

Hanako Natsukawa frowned and asked, "So? Does this have anything to do with me getting fat?"

"Don't you understand? Since your body shape will change, it's not impossible that you will gain weight due to your sleep and rest habits!"

Hearing this, Hanako Natsukawa thought about it carefully for a while. There seemed to be nothing wrong with this statement. Could there be such a terrible thing?

After all, I am a famous urban legend. If I become a fat woman, my popularity may drop significantly, right?

This is not good, this is a big crisis for Miss Hanako!

The frightened Hanako Natsukawa stood up immediately, frowned as if she felt something, and immediately sat down again.

Yashayuki had just walked out of the room and looked at the pale-faced Hanako Natsukawa with a puzzled expression on his face. "Hanako-chan? Why do you look so bad? Did you have a stomachache?"

"Tsk, my feet are numb..."

She remembered this feeling. Once when she was fighting a monster, she was injured and poisoned due to carelessness and had a similar feeling of paralysis, but it was not as serious as the numbness in her feet this time!

Damn it, will there ever be a day like this for Hanako?

I was careless. I didn't expect the TV to be a dangerous trap...

"Inoue, help me up. Let's go out for a walk now. This is no longer the time to sit here and watch TV!"

Inoue Ueya nodded secretly when he heard this.

Yoshi, I finally managed to convince Hanako. It was easier than I thought. "That's perfect. Let's go train with Sachiko."

……

A moment later, the three of them arrived at a nearby park.

Recently, Inoue Ueya and Yashayuki come here to exercise almost every day.

To be honest, because Yasha Yuki appeared frequently, she naturally became familiar with the people in the park. Everyone began to become familiar with this tall Yasha lady, and from time to time someone would say hello to her.

"Oh, it's Hachishaku-sama!"

"Master Hachishaku, please teach me some magic. I also want to become light!"

"Look! This is the legendary Hachishaku-sama who brings luck when you see him!"