The social phobia substitute will not dream of the band girl

"Holy crap, really? (Yan Guo dialect)... ahem, so there's such a thing, I didn't even know. Speaking of which side I'm from now, I'll check when I get back. But according to my dad, I should be considered from Yan Guo."

Because of my dad, my relatives were quite welcoming, especially my uncle, who was very kind to me. Although that happened when I stopped by on a trip, it's only been about five years. They can't just expel me from my ancestral home, right?

"Well - anyway, let's ask after we get back -"

Pingxin rubbed his chin.

But before that, he has to find a way to find his cheap dad and dear mom. Although the stand ability is strong, it is really useless. Although the ripple power does not have a wide range, it can enhance perception. The magnetic field power can also make him feel that they are not dead, unless they slide directly into the deep sea.

I just wonder if they will be surprised to see so many daughters-in-law, or will they directly reject it and say don’t expect them to help take care of the children in the future?

"...sometimes it really makes me wonder if you're putting on an act for me."

If you say he's smart, he's certainly smart. He could be called a cunning and shrewd person, with a high IQ and a good understanding of the ways of the world. But if you say he's stupid, he does have a certain naiveté about him. He's probably the only one who hasn't figured out his nationality at this age.

Holding the thoughtful Hiranobu, Higuchi Enka moved forward. However, without the cooperation from behind, she realized how difficult it was to pull this thing up. It didn't look like there was much flesh on it, but why was it so heavy?

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"...Otter, is this guy still alive?"

"Yeah, it's still alive, right? After all, a dead person would normally turn over on their stomach. It's probably because it's nocturnal that it's not moving. That one over there is moving right now."

She didn't react when being led away, but she snapped back to her senses when asked, "Do you like animals that much?" Higuchi Enka's hands quietly exerted force, but it had no effect, except for Hirayobu's smirk in the corner of her vision.

"But they're a little different from the previous animals. I heard they love to play, and there's also talk that sliding and rolling on ice and snow can sharpen their reflexes and hone their hunting skills. But let me see, it's still—"

"...What is it?"

After receiving her agreement, Mr. Pingxin continued, "Isn't there a pipe in this water that connects to other places? It reminds me of the turtles and rats in the sewer."

What is that? It doesn’t make any sense. Does sewer have any meaning?

Obviously, in this world where the gaming industry is not well developed and everything is compromised for music, a certain classic IP does not exist... But it may appear later, after all, someone finally remembered it.

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After walking for a while, the two saw a polar bear. It was one of the few strong creatures that benefited from the low temperature and snowfall in winter.

"Did you know... polar bears aren't white, they're black."

"Eh?"

It seems that this Higuchi Enka really doesn't know, because you can tell it even without watching Hirayuko.

"We can see the original appearance of the polar bear's skin from the dark skin on its nose, paw pads, lips and around its eyes. The dark skin helps to absorb heat, which is a good way to keep warm in the cold Arctic.

Polar bears' fur is not actually white, but rather consists of transparent, colorless hollow tubes. It's just that the lack of pigments makes it appear white.

This white appearance is the result of light refracting through the clear hair strands. In the summer it may appear yellowish due to oxidation, and may even appear brown or gray, depending on the season and lighting conditions.

"...You really understand. As expected of Mr. Zoo Master."

"Of course. After all, knowledge is power. Although it has no power itself, it can tell people how to complete the work with the least effort." Ping Xin smiled and nodded, obviously very satisfied with what he said.

But he didn't say that this was the purpose of his study. Although showing off in front of others is a pleasure that almost everyone can't refuse, it's still more impressive to sit higher. Obviously, Higuchi Enka also saw it. After all, although this person is honest, he is not very frank and likes to pretend to be a good man. It's really funny.

"Is that so... Then please take your time. I'll be leaving now."

"Wait, there's a passage here where you can observe animals through a camera you control. I highly recommend it~"

I just wanted to play...but now I have both my hands and my body in his hands, what else can I do?

"Well, let's go over there and see, there are monkeys!"

"Okay~"

Really, he's just a little kid.

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"Thump, th ...

"What are you singing?"

"Ah, this one is Mr. Six's theme song. It might not be the right species, but it's still a monkey. Maybe we can talk a little bit."

Liu... the number six? Who is Teacher Liu? Let's go back and look it up...

"How could it possibly be useful...and your voice is too soft, how could they hear you?"

"Is that so? Then I'll speak louder... ahem, kids, come out and see the beautiful wife I just brought! (Yan Guoyu)"

"What are you saying? ...Ah——"

Really, it’s out.

"See, it works, right?"

The afternoon sun was a little dazzling today, so Higuchi Enka just blinked and immediately looked away, not wanting to look at his smug smile.

Then I'll go learn Yan Mandarin -

bang bang dong!

Chapter 50: Trip to Ueno Zoo Part 4

"There's a monorail here. Do you want to take it?"

"That's fine with me...but isn't it weird to have to queue for 100 minutes just to save 20 meters?"

"That's fine with me...but next time let's keep it a secret."

Some of the passersby in the queue nearby had already looked over, not knowing why. Um, what on earth was it for?

Passersby in the queue: Please, you make us look stupid, okay?

"...But it seems I don't have such 'power', Mr. Asuka."

Ah, you're talking about the height issue. When there's a 19cm height difference, the woman really can't take the initiative, unless there's a stool or something...

"...Pfft... Sorry, I suddenly remembered something happy. Anyway... well, let's keep communicating well!... If it's inconvenient to talk, just pull me down, with your hands, or the corners of my clothes, or my sleeves... Oh, remember, don't pull my pants down, because I've been teased by them before, so I might subconsciously kick them away or something." After all, there are quite a few "weird" uncles and big sisters when traveling in the West. How many people have I kicked with this trick?

How can I count it all now?

"...Are you a horse?"

"Wrong, there are only horse racing girls but no horse racing boys!"

"Okay, I get it, so please don't talk in my ear anymore."

After pushing Hiranobu's face away with her left hand, Enka suddenly thought, could this also be his way of seducing her into physical contact? After all, touching hands with the face wouldn't work, but if she took the initiative to push her face, it would work...

Now that I think of it, he looked down quite often in the cafe and when we were shopping. Could it be that—

"...Do you like hands?"

"Ah!...Ah...I don't mind it, I guess it's one of my charms."

And to be honest, ever since he realized his true self, he found that the influence of DIO and Kira Yoshikage that he had previously believed in did not exist at all... Or to be more precise, it only existed because "I thought it should exist". As long as I don't think of myself as someone else, then I am myself -

I am Pingxin, whether there are birds, horses or anything else.

As he thought about it, Ping Xin smiled, the most natural smile of the day. However, this naturalness was actually considered unnatural by others, for example—

Why did he suddenly laugh? There's clearly no funny point in this, so suspicious...

"So what do you like about me?"

Is this the legendary death question? According to legend, if you answer that you like the body, you'll be called a face-chaser or a lecher. If you like the personality, you'll be asked if you think the woman is unattractive. If you like the two of you getting along, you'll be asked if you'd like her if someone new showed up one day. This is a complete and certain death trap.

"...Hehe, I like everything on you~"

This is my struggle to survive!!!

Heishin, who had just wanted to enjoy a leisurely stroll for a while, was now wondering why these 100 meters seemed so long.

So! So! Long!

"Hey~~~~ What's your favorite part of me?"

No way, Sir, can this problem also be solved in two stages?

Even without reading the letter, one could guess that right now, she must be suppressing a slight curve at the corner of her mouth, trying not to let it show, while at the same time observing his profile... Now it's up to his collarbone! ?

Hey, why?

Is he considering turning him into a gripper if he's not satisfied with his answer?!

"Well... I am still the king of Zhengtu--" At this critical moment, Ping Xin had an idea. As the saying goes, if you can't solve the problem, then solve the person who raised the problem. This method is so practical!

"...Red Bean Paste Private Marseille. Since I haven't seen some parts, I can't make a definitive judgment. If possible, I hope to get Ms. Higuchi's 'assistance'... From my point of view, it's absolutely necessary!!!"

"...abnormal!"

Oh ~ comfortable——

It has to taste like this! And doesn’t that solve the problem?

Haha, it's just my image... It's totally fine. I don't have any image in front of her anyway, la la la la la ~

And what's wrong with men being perverted?

What's wrong!!!

"...What are you laughing at? That's disgusting."

Well...I'm really fine!

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Holding hands, the two walked down the winding slope——

This barrier-free design is probably designed for wheelchair users, and even in winter, the road is also protected from slipping, so it doesn't freeze. Trees of varying heights line the road, and a bit further out, you can see a large pond—one that could even be called a lake.

There is a fixed store not far from the exit, selling shaved ice in the summer and hot drinks like milk tea in the winter. Popcorn with a panda pattern on the lid is always available for sale.

In the past, they also sold drinks like hot red bean soup, but due to someone's promotion, milk tea became so popular, and the profit margin and production were simpler, so now they have all become these. Speaking of which, it seems that his company is the supplier of raw materials for these restaurants in the park.

"Drink?"

"It hasn't been long since we finished drinking, right?"

"Forget it then... Let's go—"

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"Speaking of which, why not put penguins and polar bears together? It would be interesting if the guys from Antarctica and the Arctic got together, right?"

“But doesn’t that contradict the purpose of popular science?”

"That's true...but it's more fun that way, isn't it?"

You know it all, but you're still being so willful? Or are you waiting for me to say something...

Haha~ childish guy.

"If it's fun, wouldn't it be more interesting to box with the kangaroos over there?" Higuchi Enka shook her right hand, and together with Hirashin's left hand, pointed to the area behind them.

"I've already fought these guys before, they're pretty weak. But there were boxers who trained by fighting kangaroos... Miss Higuchi, are you interested in that? I know a thing or two about self-defense."

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