The social phobia substitute will not dream of the band girl

After arranging for Delta to drive Mizukane off to school on time, Hirayuko went home for a nap before embarking on his usual binge-eating session. With his improved physique and growing mastery of wave power, Hirayuko now needs to eat less and less. While being able to enjoy food more comfortably is a blessing, the constant need to pull out his penis is a bit of a headache. One can only hope that his "delicious food" session will be R18 instead of R18G. This must be Dio's fault!!!

It took Hirayuki less than three minutes to drive from home to the school gates. The height and thickness of the fence were ridiculous, wasn't it? There was even barbed wire on top. It felt like they weren't defending against students climbing over the wall, but rather against the military invading, a zombie siege, or something similar. Was Kirigiri Jin's brain okay? He had a feeling he'd have to reclaim this flag later, but Hirayuki didn't have time to worry about it right now because he was late for his morning exam.

After arriving at my examination room according to the seating chart in the LINE class group and opening the door, I saw that behind the door was not the kind white-haired figure of the world history teacher but a calm-looking middle-aged man with black hair.

"Ah↘ha↗, isn't this my dear Uncle Wuqiri? Then I won't disturb you while you are inspecting the examination room and will leave first——"

"Wait, Hirashin-kun. If you don't enter now, you'll be considered to have given up on the exam once the time limit expires, okay? You don't want your sister to find out that you're late and absent, do you? In that case—"

Please stop for a moment, this Dongguo netizen. I advise you to take it easy!

"Oh... tell me, how many points do you want? Never mind, I get it, you can go now."

Ping Xin showed a look of enlightenment. If he encountered such a thing, he would have to settle it privately. Otherwise, he would be like a poor single mother who was used as a handle by the evil and black-hearted principal. It seemed that he could no longer write about weird things like "Kamen Rider Chronicles", "The Story of the Demon", or "The Omnipotent Book of Fantasy" in the East Chinese language exam. If writing essays was just for the sake of getting points, there would be no fun at all.

He started answering the questions with the pen he got from Wuqiri Ren. Then this handsome guy handed in the paper 30 minutes early and left. He waved his sleeves and left without a breath of cold air. All the cold air was sucked away by the test-taking students in the first examination room. This time, global warming will definitely be aggravated again!

Whispering after the exam——

"Could he be..."

"Yes, that's him. He was promoted from junior high school after all..."

"Even though his appearance has changed a lot, I can still recognize that arrogant look of 'disregarding exams and discipline' even if it turns to ash! Damn it..."

"After transferring to Shengxiang, he single-handedly destroyed the delinquent gang and bullying group in the junior high school. After that, he studied at home and stopped attending classes. It must be because 'Shaving Nobunaga' looked down on all the remaining rotten fish and shrimp!"

"You're the scumbag? You're his fan, right?!"

"Aren't you..."

"Stop arguing! Damn it! I'm going to surpass him this year... I'm not some perpetual runner-up! Just one subject will be a win... (whispering)"

"Me too!"

After the second-place finisher in the exam room, who had also been admitted directly from junior high school, spoke up, everyone fell silent and began to review. However, after this exam, the guy with the thick glasses couldn't even keep his second-place spot (sad). Little did they know that while they were discussing this, not only had they lost the exam, they were late in the cafeteria line, and even missed the big event in their lives.

"Yaho~ Ping Xin. Wow—you ate a lot again!"

The familiar voice made Ping Xin aware of her presence. As for why she was accurately located in such a remote location, Ping Xin no longer wanted to think about such trivial matters that might involve the ultimate truth of the world.

Asuna, when did you come?

So does anyone in the tutoring department want to see this?

Chapter 39 After the Monthly Exam

The exam time of 18, 19, 20 is passing in a flash

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The results will be released on the 21st, which is Friday. I have to say it is an extremely "cruel" arrangement because he doesn't even give the students a chance to escape over the weekend. However, for some people, it can be regarded as a good thing to die early and be reborn early.

On the morning of April 4, Ping Xin was once again woken up from bed by his younger sister Xiao Shi.

"Brother, it's time to get up—"

"Good good..."

After a period of grace, Pingxin had grown accustomed to being woken up every morning by Xiaoshi. He no longer pondered trivial matters like why his sister always lay on top of him to wake him up, or how she managed to enter his room while he was asleep. Like a social worker accustomed to the beatings of reality, he calmly accepted the fact that his phone was always on and could be called in for unpaid overtime. Reality was always so frustrating.

Although Hirayukoshi in his previous life preferred passionate and orthodox shonen and fighting manga, he would occasionally check out the popular romance, harem, macho, and yuri anime of the season to spice things up. He could be considered a rather omnivorous amateur "frozen eel expert." However, if it were him...

Love always feels like the sun that is out of reach, just like the difference in personality between the socially anxious him and the blessed super sunny Asuna. In short, the distance is so far.

Unreachable, therefore shining—

"...Ciallo~ Asuna, what are you guys talking about? Let me join in."

With exam results about to be announced, Hirayuko felt a sudden surge of energy, reflecting on his upcoming Special Access Permit for High School. However, it ultimately manifested as if he'd been possessed by some unintelligent demon from another dimension. The stark contrast between the adorable greeting and the often rude communication style was so stark that Kadodatsu's heart raced. She wondered if he was abnormal, she was abnormal, or if the world itself was abnormal.

Realizing the entire class was staring at him, Hirayuko finally remembered his character and fell into autism. Fortunately, whenever Ichinose Asuna was around, Hirayuko didn't have to worry about a dull moment; he only had to worry about whether her enthusiasm would turn him into ashes. Isn't that a much easier thought?

...That’s weird!!!

"Ahaha~ What's that, a new way of greeting? Sounds super interesting!"

But for Hirayuko, the biggest problem with dating Asuna is that it's not good for his heart. After all, if a hot JK ​​girl suddenly hugs him...if she "sets up a tent" in front of her friends, wouldn't the friendship be over?! Don't do that - at least...at least wait until they've known each other for 10 years!

In some ways, Ping Xin is incredibly conservative, even overly traditional. For example, he's still looking forward to losing his virginity with his girlfriend, getting married, and having children. Fortunately, after this morning's incident, he figured out how to use ripples to suppress inappropriate "emotional impulses." However, the thought of this being a continuation of the "Da Qiao and DIO love-hate relationship" in his body makes Ping Xin a little unhappy. After all, no one wants to see two men fighting inside their body!

After clearing his mind of all the clutter, Ping Xin finally replied, "...Ciao + Hello = Ciallo. 'Ciao~' is a common Syracuse greeting. Adding the 'Hello' you're probably familiar with makes it a completely new way of greeting... Why are you all looking at me like that?"

"Wow~, Ping Xin, are you a genius? Ciallo~(∠?ω<)⌒☆...Isn't it interesting that I greet you like this?"

It's undeniable that beautiful girls are incredibly cute and nice no matter what they do. The beautiful girl meme takes on a whole new meaning when applied to beautiful girls from another world. Hirayuko gave a thumbs-up in his heart, while Karin nodded in approval. Even Akane gave an OK sign... So, Akane, you're here?!

Although Zhu Yin's presence was quite impressive, she was always forgotten for some reason. Could it be that she did it on her own initiative? But why?... Regardless, Ping Xin activated the ripple detection function.

"...Ah, come to think of it, this isn't my original idea. It was originally a way of greeting that some JK came up with. Well...the other person isn't from this school, so you wouldn't know them anyway."

Little did they know that the eyes of Asuna, Karin, and Akane all turned sharp as soon as these words came out——

"So Ping Xin, you have friends?"

"...Do you know a lot of girls?"

"I didn't expect you to be..."

Lies don't hurt, the truth is the sharpest knife—are you still cursing?!

"...I still have a few acquaintances. After all, they've all lived here for a few years."

"Really? Next time, introduce him to us. Pingxin's friends must be very interesting people too!"

"...Okay, I meant it..."

Okay, actually it’s not that good, but it’s really good - referring to Puni Puni, Puniu Puniu, the cute, white, big and soft white rabbit.

"Speaking of which...it seems like there's going to be a transfer student joining our class (Class B) today. Who will it be..."

Here she comes—I didn’t expect it to be the legendary transfer student!

Whenever a story set in a school setting needs to introduce a new character, this classic trope is always used. But it turns out to be a transfer student from Class B next door...

Who would it be at this point in time?

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Chapter 40: Transfer student?

Hei Xin was deeply moved to experience such a routine on the first day after the monthly exam. Where's the mysterious transfer student? Serve her up quickly, I can't wait!

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Wait, I have social anxiety and she is in the class next door?

That's fine...

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Just as Asuna, Karin, and Akane were discussing the mysterious transfer student and Hirayuko was alone in a corner, a familiar petite figure came into the classroom of Class A, Grade 1.

"Yo~ I've been looking for you guys for a long time. I didn't expect you were all here."

The person who spoke was Hiranobu's good partner in the game center, the senior and big brother (?) whom Asuna, Karin, and Akane had known since they were in junior high school, and the only designated Aibo (partner) with a 100% synchronization rate, Miganelle!

"Ciallo~(∠?ω<)⌒☆, Nero-senpai, are you here to play with us?" Asuna was the first to greet him, still looking full of energy, and hugged him with ease.

"Huh...? What's that greeting? The latest hot chick slang?"

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"This is what Heishin taught me, huh? It's said to be a cute high school girl's way of greeting. It's quite interesting, isn't it?"

Hearing this, Nel and Heishin exchanged glances.

Do you also know this?

Uh...I understand, what do you understand? (guilty)

After a brief exchange, this silent conversation ended with Hirayukoshi performing his classic "pretend to look around" move. Kadodashi Karin, the sole designated person of common sense, finally remembered that it was her turn to ask questions at a time like this.

"Speaking of which... Nero-senpai, you finally came back to school but didn't go back to second grade. Is there something you want to talk to us about?"

After Akane restrained Asuna, who wouldn't let go of her older, younger senpai, Nel finally had the chance to answer the question... By the way, has this guy gotten bigger since last year? Nel, previously focused on gaming, suddenly realized she was the only one who remained "ordinary." Even Hira Nobu's pecs had gotten bigger!!!

Despite her petite appearance, Meganelle is actually 17 years old. As a sophomore in high school, she's a true "senior." Though she stands a mere 146cm tall, her curves are tragically underdeveloped, and she wears a jacket embroidered with golden dragons, her aesthetic more akin to that of an elementary school boy, she's undoubtedly a senior to the 16-year-old Hirayuko.

Ping Xin: He is obviously very handsome...

By the way, Ichinose Asuna is actually 17 years older, but because her birthday happened to be earlier, she missed the start date of the school, so she entered the same class as 16-year-old Karin and Akane.

"Well...I just came to see you, okay? Do I have to have something to do before I come to see you? Anyway, it's good that you are all in Class A-"

Something is wrong!

If your usually straightforward, carefree friend suddenly starts to stammer, he's probably lying! Because there are some people in this world who are so straight-forward they can't even lie, especially in front of their friends and family! Asuka Maheishin's eyes became sharper.

"'Just stay in Class A,' is what you just said? This is the punishment for trying to deceive your friends. I'm here to break your escape route—"

"Mei↗Gan↘Ni↗Lu↘"

"Why did you come to the first grade classroom instead of the second grade classroom when you returned to school?"

"Why did rumors of a mysterious transfer student appear as soon as you arrived at school?"

"Why were you relieved to see we were all in Class A?"

"Stop talking!"

Meganello was trying to jump up and hit Ping Xin's knee.

"There is only one answer—"

"Shut up!"

Meganelle used a chokehold, but failed.

"Mei↗Gan↘Ni↗Lu↘, because you are the mysterious transfer student in Class B of Grade 1!"

Transfer student? Transfer student!

Nilu has no hope of survival, Nilu pretends to smile, and then Nilu makes a fatal blow!

No matter how strong a man is, no matter how rigorous his training, there is only one place that is the eternal weakness of all males in the world, the vital point of divine power, the Achilles' heel -

Ordinary letter, can not rise again.

"Ha—now you know who's the boss? Why are you all...looking at me like that?"

When the students in the class heard the words from the new petite female captain who had just knocked out the previous captain with one blow, they all looked away and talked to each other in low voices. In short, they looked very experienced.

Pingxin: Oh no, I’m an ex!

"Great! So Nero-senpai is transferring to my class? I'm so happy!!!"

A delighted Asuna hugged Meganelle tightly again, nearly drowning in her vast embrace. How could she be so big? We're almost the same age!!! Unable to secure victory and first place, Meganelle turned pale.

Wait, then wouldn't Nero's concealment be worthless? After all, Asuna would know by the time the first class started, and once Asuna knew, everyone else would know too. Wouldn't that be...?

Meganilu felt extremely guilty when she saw Pingxin lying on the ground with his body hunched over. She could only put her palms together and pray that he would become a Buddha soon and not think about causing trouble after his death. However, she didn't expect that Pingxin was just pretending to be unconscious!

After all, Ping Xin is gradually losing his human nature. How can a mere mortal body hurt him?!

Hehehehehe......

But I have to say, the scenery you can see while lying on the ground is indeed unique. No wonder some people in the East dreamed of becoming the bricks under the feet of beautiful girls. As expected, there is no lack of beauty in life, what is lacking is the eyes to discover beauty (real)

"But why did Nero-senpai become a first-year student like us, and why did she suddenly come back to school? Oh, since Nero-senpai has become my classmate, what should I call her, little Nero (Nero-chan)?" Asuna felt dizzy.

"If you dare to yell like that, I'll beat you up!"

Nellu used a collision, but was bounced back by the chest cushioning armor, and the invincible Nellu fell down (sad)

Nilu fell down (crying voice)——

After lying on the ground for a long time before realizing that this seemed unhygienic, Ping Xin finally got up. After using his regenerative ability, he felt better (on the surface) and joined the conversation again. However, this time he spoke seriously.

"...By the way, as a transfer student, shouldn't you have gone to your homeroom teacher earlier and introduced yourself to the class? It seems like class is about to start now."

"Tsk, how long will it take?"