The social phobia substitute will not dream of the band girl

"...Hira Nobu, you're finally here. So this is Kita-san, right? Good afternoon."

Although she didn't know why Ping Xin carried her all the way here, Minato Yuki was not the kind of person who would care too much about such a place.

"Ah, Master, hello~"

Kaname Rakuna, who was held in Yukina's arms, said hello. After Hirako's instructions, Yukina had already mastered the technique of summoning the white-haired cat girl. In short, it can be summed up in two words -

“Matcha...delicious.”

That's it.

"Ahem... Kita, let me introduce you, Yukina Minato, nicknamed the 'Lonely Diva'. Unlike Mitakeran from earlier, she's a professional vocalist and a master of the current emotional school—"

Although she is actually 3cm shorter than Kita.

"I really don't deserve the title of Master..."

After all, there are people who are stronger than her right in front of her, and there are even stronger people waiting at the top of the music industry, so there is naturally no chance for her to be proud and complacent.

"Then without further ado, let's get started... Let me tell you in advance, I'm very strict about music—"

"......yes?"

Looking at Yukina who buried her face in Kaname Rakuna's hair and sucked in the pleasure, Kita Ikuyo was hesitating whether to call the police first.

Chapter 84: Kita Ikuyo's Study Diary Roadshow Part 1

"Okay, now that you've learned all the operations, let's fast forward to the actual combat~!"

"So fast--"

It’s better to say it’s too fast. After all, I just met two seniors yesterday to learn how to become a qualified guitarist, lead vocalist and singer, and now I haven’t even memorized the notes!

"Wait, Senior, I think this progress is a bit too fast!"

Kita Ikuyo clasped her hands together and lowered her head, saying, "Please...isn't this kid a little too well-behaved?"

It's not rock 'n' roll at all. This is not good... not fun~

"Corporal Xixiduo, you've declared defeat before the battle even began. Do you know what crime you've committed?"

"Hmm... Is it because my slow progress has disappointed you seniors?"

No, I was just kidding, you really reflect on it...

With a chuckle, Pingxin pointed his finger at Kita's face, took a step forward, poked her cute little nose, and then retreated at the speed of light, saying, "Hehe... Kita, there's only one reason you failed, and that's because you pissed me off!... Ahem, the only mistake you made was not trusting my judgment!"

Seeing that Kita took a step forward and had obviously mastered Mitakeran's unique skill to deal with him, Pingxin's eyelids twitched, and in the end he chose his shin bone between playing a meme and saving his life. Does the red style necessarily mean a power type that is good at close combat?

"So, Senior, do you mean that I have already graduated?"

Wow, this smile is so dazzling, I can't resist it...

Ping Xin pulled out a pair of sunglasses and gazed out at the universe at a 45-degree angle. "No, it's not possible right now, and time is urgent, so I asked you to come here. It's not enough to just write down the knowledge points in a notebook and memorize them in your mind. Theoretical knowledge can never replace practical application."

"I see...So what are we going to do today?"

So flashy!

So shiny!

Why are you so sunny! ?

He saw the shadow of Asuna in her again. Although he was not good at dealing with this type of girl, fortunately, as long as he hid under sunglasses, he would not look shy, just like the squinty eyes of a famous singer.

"In fact, when you want to test whether a band's songs are popular, the effect of performing on the street is more obvious than performing in a livehouse. Although there is survivorship bias on both sides, the latter is ultimately smaller as long as they find a good venue."

"Oh, I see...survivorship bias?"

"Simply put, the statistical sample is not truly random, but has been filtered by certain factors, which will ultimately lead to inaccurate survey results."

Seeing Kita Ikuyo becoming increasingly confused, Hirayobu couldn't help but poke her in the face. "So you're really not related to that old Kirikiri?"

"It's kind of boring to explain the origin, so I'll just give you an example... For example, if you went to the spicy food festival, wouldn't the medium-level spiciness be considered not spicy?

No, it's quite possible that it's too hot for ordinary people to handle! Because the spiciness ranking here is based on the "hot food festival food," not the "food itself." What might not be considered spicy in spicy dishes might be quite spicy in regular dishes.

The same goes for music; for hardcore music, professionals, or longtime fans, it might be enjoyable, but for the average person, it might just be noise, like metal music.”

"I see--"

Kita Ikuyo day to rua!

"So our goal is to make dishes that everyone can enjoy, isn't that right, Senior?"

what......

No, no, no, is this a metaphor or your real thoughts? Why can't I tell?

After another 45°, Ping Xin replied: "It's very difficult to please everyone, almost impossible to achieve - but if it is the ultimate goal, nothing can be more suitable!"

"Yes, then let's work hard on cooking!"

No, so which side is it?!

......

...

..

"Xiao Xiduo, it's mommy~"

It was clear that the person in front of her was not him but her, but Kita Ikuyo could only see that person's shadow at a glance. Suddenly looking back -

"Xiao Xiduo, it's daddy~"

really! ! !

"Goo..."

The full expectations in my heart were shattered the moment I arrived at the destination, and then turned into inconspicuous sand and dust, just like Kita Ikuyo who was kneeling on the ground at this moment.

Just when Ping Xin was about to say, "My child, there's no need to be so polite," the girl suddenly looked up and reached out to grab Liang.

"Mom... let's go find a lawyer."

Adapted so quickly!

Are you a weird person?

Kita-san, are you awake?!

Ping Xin's little brain was thinking rapidly. If he wanted to deal with someone who was already out of touch, the best way was to be serious...

But since that would be meaningless, I just need to be more out of touch than her—

I’m definitely the king of offline!

"But the style of today's song is a bit different from the previous ones... Should I say it has its own unique style or something? Anyway, it feels very disjointed."

Hey, that Kita is actually talking seriously?

...Kita-san, are you awake?

Where's your dream of becoming the king of madness? (No.)

I can’t compete when I’m off the rails, but when I’m about to let loose, he forces me to be serious. It turns out that Kita’s bloodline is the nemesis of vampires (me)!

After the 135th, Ping Xin explained: "The band is the end of the band, but now it is my temporary band, so naturally it has to follow my style... Just like what I said when I went to the livehouse to watch the performance before, [how to show the charm of different music styles] is also a very important point in the band's activities.

A band should have its own style, but it can't just be a fixed format. Furthermore, the prerequisite for applying it to the next performance is to give it your all this time... In simple terms, it's like weight training, understand?"

Afraid that Xiduo wouldn't understand, Pingxin explained it one more sentence.

"Yes, I get it. Anyway, just work hard, right?"

No, that's not right at all!

By the way, please pick up the brain you dropped for me. The little zombie next door is crying with envy!

"But, after watching the performances of my seniors, I often wonder how I can do as well as them... Liang-senpai?"

At this moment, Yamada Ryo was comforting her by patting her head, it was like a dream.

Kita's Daughter Dream (1/1)

"It's okay... You don't have to be as good as them. The Ending Band is our band, so just be yourself."

Liang and Kita looked at Pingxin at the same time. After the mother finished speaking, the father didn't say a few words?

"Kita-chan... your faith is your magic."

Pingxin patted his chest and pointed at Kita.

"Lewd senior...this is sexual harassment!"

"Hey, there's obviously nothing there? Not even as big as my chest muscles?"

"...!"

Is it here again, the classic Errenzhuan scene! ?

Chapter 85: Kita Ikuyo's Study Diary Roadshow

"I didn't expect there would be a truck to transport it... Hey, senior, do we have a drummer today?"

"Well, we'll probably be here soon, so until then... hehe~ How about my guitar [Avici Calling]? Pretty cool, right?"

Pingxin took the guitar in his hand and showed it to them. There was a hideous face of a devil on the guitar, and the whole guitar was covered with flame-shaped tattoos.

"This is actually only fully realized at night... After all, what's the hell of Avici without flames? Besides, the night light design is also very sophisticated. Avici is also known as the hell of endless suffering. The hopeless blackness is like night, so the flames light up...

Also, luminous instruments can attract fans’ attention and curiosity even in the dark, and it can also make it easier for members to change positions——"

Anyway, it was someone's free time, so Hirashin talked nonstop. Only Yamada Ryo could listen with interest, and perhaps it would suit Goto Ichiri's taste.

"correct!"

After listening for a while, Kita chose an appropriate time to interrupt.

"Speaking of which, Senior, are you the type to name your musical instruments? Does this guitar you gave me have a name too?"

Kita Ikuyo took out a white guitar from its white guitar case. Although it was not very clear under the sun, one could vaguely see the silver pattern painted on it.

"Ah, this, this is a unicorn. Speaking of which, it also has a green fluorescent light, did you know?"

Hey, this is a unicorn...

unicorn?

In Western mythology, the unicorn is shaped like a white horse with a spiral horn on its forehead. It represents nobility, pride, and...purity. In short, it is a perverted unicorn who likes virgins.

"...Senior is a pervert, a nymphomaniac!"

Hey, hey, hey, is he going to suddenly turn into a tsundere character?

And why am I being attacked when I haven't said anything?

If anyone wants to attack me, please wait until I make a move!

It was another duet, but this time it was all thanks to Ping Xin who, after figuring it out, deliberately let out a weird laugh.

"Hey... Come to think of it, the bass that Ryo-senpai uses is different from usual. Does it have a name?"

"Well, this was given to me by Ping Xin... It seems to be from the same series as yours. This black bass with gold lacquer is called the Banshee. Pretty cool, right?"

But why is it called Banshee, so why is it a griffin? First, let's rule out tokens and witches.

"Senior...thank you!"

Kita Ikuyo bowed 90 degrees to express her gratitude.

I didn’t expect it to be a guitar from the same series as Ryo-senpai’s!

Suki!!!

"Wow, what a cheap thank you~... But as long as you like it, I'm glad. After all, the first principle of gift giving is to make the recipient happy. By the way, this is real money, so don't scratch it, okay?"

"Senior...?"

Kita's excited and grateful thanks were only halfway through when his tone suddenly changed, all because -

"Ping Xin~!"