The social phobia substitute will not dream of the band girl

"puff--..."

I don't want to be too rude, but this scene is simply like two elementary school students arguing about the combat power levels of two completely unrelated IPs, and they are extremely stubborn.

Skipping the elementary school students' quarrel and the 999+ onlookers, let's move on to the second hot comment...

Why is it still you!?

"Producer

"Producer

"Shakugan no Awei: Oh my god, a new cover?"

「かいじゅうのking（King of Monsters）：?」

"King Ghidorah replied to King: Brother, give way."

"Seriously, Godzilla replied to King Ghidorah: Brother, make way."

Haha, are the monster kings having team building here?

Chapter 62: Classic Entrance

Some people play Pokémon, and some people play idol Pokémon.

Some people play on Nintendo, some people perform on TV shows—

"Hey, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to 'Road to Idol: Summer Special,' exclusively sponsored by Hengxin Group... If you want to spend money, look no further than Hengxin. They offer transparent pricing and dedicated personnel."

After deliberately freezing for a few seconds, making people wonder if he was stuck, Ping Xin said with a smile, "But all this has nothing to do with today's game! Anyway, let's forget all the formalities and enjoy today's feast!"

*A burst of meaningless background music

"Every girl, from the moment she's born, dreams of becoming the center of attention... [the world's brightest star, the global idol]—and now, a group of young warriors aiming for the top appears!!!"

Ping Xin's explanation was passionate, but Bai Lu Qiansheng just thought he was noisy...

I never thought of that kind of thing aaaaaaaaaaaa——!

"Can't wait!"

"Serve it up quickly, X-san!"

"Great! What a delicious smell of blood!"

Ping Xin even shouted a few lines in three different voices to set the mood, but isn't it a bit... to talk about blood in a show like this?

After taking a deep breath, Ping Xin suddenly shouted to C&C, the seminar and others in the audience: "Do you want to see the cutest idol in the world?"

"oh--!!!!"

"Yes...you want to, I want to, everyone wants to-"

No, I don't want to...

In the darkness, Bai Lu Qiansheng's mouth twitched, forming a sharp contrast with his teammates who had obviously been abused for a long time and were completely accustomed to it, teammates who took their work very seriously, teammates who were already exclaiming and couldn't wait, and teammates who were honest and kind and had completely accepted it.

"Contestants enter! All fighters, enter!!"

So we are idols, not warriors!!!

Well, although the situation in the entertainment industry isn't necessarily any better than on the battlefield...

Although she was muttering to herself, Bai Lu Qiansheng took a deep breath and immediately put on the smiling iron mask. After all, she was the mother-like character responsible for supporting the team.

Fuck!

Got led astray!!!

Qiansheng, with a sullen face, appeared on stage with his teammates, but Pingxin, like a time-stop commentator, inserted difficult-to-evaluate introductions to each person as they appeared.

"The interaction on stage is just a means to stay close! Punches and kicks that can blow through walls are their real strength! The representative of the fighting idol has appeared!!!"

No, what the hell is a fighting idol?!

"Hello everyone, I'm Aya Maruyama, the soft pink person in charge of Pastel*Palettes!"

Seeing that Caicai was completely unaffected by Pingxin and completed the greeting without any hesitation, Bailu Qiansheng actually felt a little relieved for a moment, like a mother...

So who is the mom of Pastel*Palette?

On the side, Ping Xin is still outputting!

"When dealing with a disruptive child, just smile and look at her, making her realize she's wrong. The Iron Mask with a smile that never falters, the former child prodigy who often seems out of place due to her professionalism, Bai Lu Qian Sheng, has arrived!!"

It's not because I'm too professional that I'm out of place, it's because you and the show are both too weird, so that's why I look weird, right?!

As we all know, when normal people are in the minority, they become the abnormal ones.

This is the "Theory of Relativity," which is even recorded in the Kojiki (realistic)

Although she felt like complaining, but as an absolutely professional veteran in the entertainment industry (referring to her age), Bai Lu Qiansheng really maintained her expression: "Haha, hello everyone~"

But unfortunately, anyone can see that the air pressure around her is a bit low.

"Her catchphrase is Bushido, her hobby is Bushido, and she herself is Bushido—the female warrior from Northern Europe, Wakamiya Eve, makes a dashing appearance!!"

"Good evening...good morning everyone? Bushido desu!"

Eve greeted politely and walked over with a smile.

Pingxin pointed at Yamato Maya again and continued to output——

"Reading it forward is Yamato Maya (やまとまや), and reading it backward is also Yamato Maya. The glasses aren't a disguise, but a device that seals her beauty. A reliable character who can output on stage and provide support off stage has appeared - Yamato Maya!!"

"Oh ho ho, hello everyone."

She always felt that she was being praised very highly, so she felt a little shy.

"With a lovely appearance and a brilliant mind, she can always find a way to achieve what she wants. A truly flawless genius, will she be the key to today's victory? The twin stars of the Hikawa family, younger sister Hikawa Hina—makes a grand appearance!!"

"Good morning, noon, and evening, everyone! Are you ready to get up today? Sister, you're watching, right?"

At this point, the five members of Pastel*Palettes have already appeared, so the next step is of course...

"Pureer than anyone else, therefore more beautiful than anyone else. Exuding a pure charm unrelated to gender, and for some reason suddenly becoming an idol, the one who sets the wheels of fate in motion—Asakura Toru, here I come!!"

"Hey...yeah~"

He had never expected that Ping Xin would say this about him, even Toru would feel a little shy.

"[I know Asakura Toru best!] She looks like a cool girl on the surface, but in reality, she cares about her childhood friend more than anyone else—the team's mom, Higuchi Enka, followed her to the battlefield!!"

"You have too much personal stuff... Hello everyone, I'm Higuchi Enka."

Although he complained mercilessly in front of the camera, he did not deny her words. After a good girl and a bad man have been together for a long time, they naturally learned to play Tai Chi.

"To prove she's more than just a cute face and a bookworm's brain, this little animal-like beauty—Fukumaru Koito—did she show her fangs when she smiled today?!"

"scare...!"

I wanted to say hello with a smile, but I immediately covered my mouth after hearing Ping Xin's words. I'm sure the audience will laugh unconsciously when they see this video...

"Same genius! Same liveliness! But now I'm the bigger one...referring to my stature (whispering)...The cheerful girl pursuing happiness—Ichikawa Hina, have you guys done anything today?"

"Ahaha~ So happy~"

Cooperate as always, buy in as always.

Although Ichikawa Hina is a capricious and willful girl with a strong personality, she always sticks to the things she believes in and the existence she likes and never lets go.

"Well, let me read out the rules of today's game—"

Chapter 63 I want to play a game with you

The rules of the game are not complicated. Simply put, several small games will be played today, and points will be obtained based on the wins and losses of the small games.

Finally, the score is used to determine the winner of the entire game, and the loser will then undergo a penalty game similar to "Truth or Dare".

Although it sounds very simple, the game they are about to play is actually...

“Follow Pastel*Palettes, thank you meow~”

Well, it doesn’t seem to be anything special. It’s just a game that ordinary people might play when they have offline gatherings with friends, but Bailu Qiansheng will never let his guard down!

"Thank you for following noctchill, meow~"

"..."

Why are you, a grown man, making such a cute noise?!

hateful...

This man is damn sweet!

......

...

..

Pastel*Palettes won the first battle and took the lead. Later, thanks to Bailu Qiansheng's "outstanding performance" in the "You Draw, I'm Blind" project, the four members of noctchill successfully scored a comeback, and the situation entered a white-hot stage.

In the intense game process, Ping Xin also turned into a promotion expert and showed his excellent skills in finding opportunities, but...

Are the things you recommend a little weird?

Watching Hirayuko display these strange and bizarre peripherals one by one, Hayase Yuuka in the audience was full of doubts. Would anyone really buy these weird things that were useless?

It is obvious that she has no idea what peripherals are and what fans are.

"Oh wow, I didn't expect Pastel*Palettes, who had a slight one-point lead in the previous competition, to lose to noctchill in both singing and dancing. Surely, as members of an idol band, they've been focusing on their instruments and neglecting basic idol skills, right?"

When explaining the situation, he even fanned the flames. It can only be said that Ping Xin understands the effect of the show, but he knows how to add fuel to the fire and have fun even better.

If we say that in the individual competition, it might be difficult to tell who is better between Maruyama Aya and Higuchi Enka in singing, but the team competition is completely one-sided. After all, the four members of noctchill have all received training from Hirayama Shin when releasing solo songs and various covers.

Although Pastel*Palettes is not completely bad, some of the people there are at most at the level of average JKs who like to go to karaoke, so they are at a disadvantage.

The same goes for dancing. If Hikawa Saya who plays guitar, Shirasagi Chisei who plays bass, and Wakamiya Eve who plays keyboards can still dance a little, then Yamato Maya who plays the drums really can't dance at all. After all, she has a traditional and conservative style and is not good at such eye-catching things.

"Then after the intermission, the show will resume--" Ping Xin shouted.

Looking at the nine people on the stage gradually getting into the groove and igniting their competitive spirit, Ping Xin smiled beneath his mask.

Good, very good, the materials are pouring out continuously!

Considering that he might disappear for a while, he wanted to take this opportunity to collect more materials and edit them, leaving them with something to cover their losses before running away...

But, it’s really nice—

There's nothing better than everyone being able to get together and have fun.

But that's why he's leaving...

Otherwise, those two people will be missing from our lives forever.

......

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..

"So, the final result is... a draw—"

After a series of complicated calculations and a little bit of behind-the-scenes manipulation, Ping Xin announced the result.

"What a wonderful performance... everyone!"

Well, this kind of variety show is like this anyway, I guess they won’t have any objections, right?

"So the punishment game...?"

"Both sides must participate!"

Haha, that’s right...

Bai Lu Qiansheng's eyes became sharp, as if he had discovered something, but it was also possible that he simply wanted to "stimulate" Ping Xin.

"But I've only prepared one punishment beforehand... so let's split the burden between the two sides..."

Hirashin is performing, and some people like Maruyama Aya who are relatively naive and trust him have been fooled. I believe he really didn't prepare the script in advance and operate behind the scenes!

"Noctchill will be in charge of the truth or dare interview portion... and Pastel*Palettes will be in charge of the punishment game portion of the dare. Is that okay?"