The social phobia substitute will not dream of the band girl

It's a good thing to pay attention to safety, but aren't you too lacking in enthusiasm and youthful vigor?

The culprit who had caused everyone to lose their fighting spirit was still warming up on the sidelines, his green Yan country sportswear jacket thrown aside, his well-proportioned limbs stretched freely, and his strong body was hidden under the white short-sleeved shirt on his upper body.

"Speaking of which, how many projects did you guys sign me up for?"

Maybe all the troublesome events that no one likes, like long-distance running, are thrown here?

"All of them~"

"all?..."

There was a kind of beauty that made her order two dishes at random and ended up ordering a "Man Han Banquet".

"But that's fine... just treat it as a chance to experience life after a long time—"

Does the quality of streamers playing low-end games need to be improved? (×)

The quality master is going to fry you fry, just die under my thunderbolt, yeah! (√)

So after the complete C&C band (Asuina, Karin, Akane, Nel + Hour) provided a wonderful warm-up performance, the strongest high school boy on earth began his solo show.

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"One length, two lengths, three... What? It turns out the president is already over a lap ahead!?"

Under the passionate commentary of a commentator who was obsessed with horse racing, Ping Xin broke the records of various sports games with a slight advantage, and then had a long-awaited escape in the long-distance running event.

In the end, I just couldn't control my strength a little bit, but as we all know, athletes have better physical fitness, so it's not a problem to lead for one or two laps, right?

"Come on, Ping Xin! Ping Xin is the best! Yeah——!"

Listening to Asuna's energetic cheers and her cheerleading uniform, which was completely different from her usual attire, Pingxin felt the urge to give up the game. He couldn't help but want to sprint over there and...

“Come on…!”

Today, Karin is also playing with Asuna. For her who is used to wearing maid clothes, cheerleading uniform is a new challenge, but the more shy she is, the more excited Hirayuko gets!

“Come on! Come on!”

Murokasa Akane, a tough character who dared to wear a maid outfit and follow him out a long time ago. Are all people wearing glasses monsters?

*This is only the personal opinion of the male protagonist and has nothing to do with the author

"Come on... Are you kidding me? If I do something stupid like this and you're still not close to winning, I'm going to blow both of your heads off—!"

Neloo...As expected, cute people are still cute even when they are angry. Or is it because she is Neloo that she looks cute?

As expected, human emotions are really the most incomprehensible things in the world.

"Brother, crush them."

Hey, hey, don't say such things with such a cold face and tone. How can you be considered an ordinary female high school student?

To be honest, Pingxin still hasn't figured out how to get along with Xiaoshi. After all, his parents just passed the ball back to him and didn't give him the chance to act like a coward.

But no matter what happens to him and her in the end, Ping Xin and Xiao Shi will always be Asuka Ma, and this is a fact that will never change.

"President Ping Xin, come on!"

In the special area of ​​the student union, many people, like Yuuka, cheered for Hirashin. Although their voices might not have any effect, there was a difference between doing something and not doing anything——

This is also one of the lessons that the Pingxin Operation conveys to them.

"Yuuka, you will be on stage soon, so it's better to focus on your own project first... Here, this is the non-carbonated cola and fresh big bananas prepared by the president." Noah had mastered the four-dimensional crotch technology at some point, and took out the supplies he had secretly prepared before.

"Non-carbonated cola can effectively replenish energy, and bananas are rich in potassium ions. In addition to being nutritious and convenient to eat, they also have many benefits for exercise."

The genuine (temporary) president, Tiao Yue Linyin, who didn't care about or complain about the two presidents at all, started a popular science session on the side. It was obvious that she, like Noah, had been forced to "sell" these little tricks by someone.

The so-called "understanding" is accumulated from such small things.

What Pingxin is doing now...

It is a rip (sad) on the worldview of ordinary people.

Chapter 76: The long-awaited collaboration

"As expected, the zoo is always packed on weekends... And the weather is still a bit hot right now. Did everyone put on sunscreen before going out?"

You are an invincible super-powered person, and you ask me?

Looking at Ping Xin, who was wearing the classic suspicious three-piece suit of sunglasses, mask, and baseball cap, Enka definitely didn't want to complain about it.

If Ping Xin knew what she was thinking, he would definitely cry out that he was wronged and then hug her black silk thighs and start rubbing them, and he would definitely and sternly refuse the "invincible" debuff at the first moment.

"No, no problem, I prepared it when I went out!" The petite girl with twin ponytails today replied immediately.

But after she said it, she looked around nervously, and finally breathed a sigh of relief after making sure that she did not attract the attention of people around her.

Although it's October, the summer heat still lingers, so Fukumaru Koito dressed lightly today, wearing a light blue short-sleeved casual dress and a white pleated skirt...

Isn't this much different from the school uniform that Koito usually wears?

It's obvious that Toru and Hina always wear simple neutral combinations and cute and fashionable styles that are in their own style. Enka has also been wearing a weird sweatshirt combination for ten years. Why did you drop the ball when it came to you?

After blinking, Pingxin decided to take Koito out to buy some other clothes. If wearing casual clothes is no different from wearing school uniforms, wouldn't life be less fun?

Maybe we can call Nilu over then. They are all members of the short alliance and their styles are completely different, but maybe they will have more common language after communicating?

Let me think, why not call the operation codename...U149?

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"Come to think of it, I haven't even mentioned why I called you here today."

The few of them were talking and laughing all the way to Ueno Zoo. Although the advance notice was only vague and unprofessional information such as "participating in a joint event", they did not ask because they had absolute trust in Ping Xin.

As soon as they saw this familiar opening, everyone knew that Ping Xin was deliberately keeping people in suspense again. Is it true that elementary school boys just like to show some inexplicable "surprises" in front of girls?

Sure enough, after they exchanged glances and reached a consensus, without responding or moving, Ping Xin couldn't help but speak immediately -

"The man appearing with you this time is the crown prince here, the current top traffic star of the East Country and the secret to wealth. If you get a good advantage, you can at least save yourself three years of detours, even if you can't achieve instant success!"

Ping Xin continued to guide him, trying to find a suitable supporting actor to take over the conversation, but unfortunately no one here was unfamiliar with his "little hobby".

"Wow, wow, you're being so cold and violent towards me. I don't want to play anymore. I want to go home~!"

You pretend to cry for a few seconds, but even under the bright sunshine, your tears will dry up too quickly, right?

I’m afraid it didn’t exist in the first place!

After another lull, Ping Xin cleared his throat and, pretending nothing had happened, began explaining in a professional and calm tone, "Since we're at the zoo, we're definitely here to see the animals, but not all animals are suitable and capable of playing with us."

Ping Xin had no trouble entering the venue by relying on facial recognition (he removed his disguise when entering). He entered the venue happily amid the respectful and grateful gazes of the staff and the curious gazes of the young idols.

"To be more direct and specific about an individual...for a bear, it's the very famous giant panda cub, Xiangxiang!"

"Eh~ Could it be that giant panda~!?"

What's going on? Although I was surprised, I actually felt a little unhappy...

Am I not as good as a giant panda?!

Ping Xin, who had emotionally returned to childish mode, nodded without explaining how he had gotten such a big order that was hard to come by even with money. He looked aloof and silent.

"Hey, can I touch it, giant panda?"

"Okay...but you still have to abide by the contact rules here, at least on the surface."

Hirayukoshi's sermon was very subtle, giving a feeling of seeming seriousness but a bit perfunctory, but when Enka thought of Hirayukoshi's identity as an animal messenger, she understood.

“Eh?…Eh…Eh——Is it really possible!?”

From Koito's reaction and the long queue of people outside, we can see how popular and high the status of giant pandas are in the East, especially a cute "red panda" that was just born not long ago.

Ever since Xiangxiang was born, her every move has easily become a hot search in Dongguo. The website for collecting names was once so blocked that people had to force their way into it, and the linked products were naturally sold out instantly.

Maybe her popularity is not as high as some super stars, but if we talk about who is more well-known and more popular among the people, it is definitely the giant panda Xiangxiang!

"Let's go. I haven't been here for a while. Maybe they miss me so much~"

Does Ping Xin come here often?

With such questions in mind, the four people from noctchill followed Pingxin into the giant panda pavilion.

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"Master, you're finally here! We haven't seen you for almost two months. We were all worried that something might have happened to you—"

Eh, Master?

Although Toru and others had seen many people groveling like Ping Xin because he was a super rich sponsor, they had never seen such warm and solemn treatment as a "master". It turned out that as long as you are alive, you will always encounter new and interesting things.

"Don't worry, I'm just on a business trip far away, and I'm here now, aren't I?"

"That's right. A capable person like Master naturally has a lot of things to do. I just don't know where you went this time, Yan Country, the United States, or the United Kingdom?"

I don't know if this counts as a breast enhancement method, but Ping Xin still replied with a smile: "I just went to the other world for a while, helped two people win the resurrection match and came back."

"Oh... huh? Ah, so that's how it is..."

The older director of Ueno Zoo and the middle-aged head keeper were both confused. They didn't know whether this was some buzzword among young people, something from a game, or if Heishin was just joking with them.

Fortunately, you don’t need to understand too much in the adult world. Many times, you just need to know what you should do.

"These four are noctchill's idols, right? I've heard of you for a long time, and I never thought I'd get to meet you in person one day."

It is hard to say whether the old man with white hair and beard is a fan of celebrities, but he will accept such polite letters.

"Toru Asakura, Enka Higuchi, Hina Ichikawa, and Koito Fukumaru are all new generation idols that our company is very proud of."

The four of them also greeted each other, and the head teacher responded one by one. His attitude was so nice that he looked like an old grandfather looking at his own lovely granddaughter. In short, he was very kind.

Of course, in the East Country, which is famous for "reading the air", no one would point out the things that happened to Enka and Heishin, otherwise they would probably be stabbed in the back by their own people before they could be settled.

Don’t look around, talk less, and do more. This is the secret for adults to survive in society!

Chapter 77 Oh my god, there are cows in the zoo! ?

"It's really, really cute!"

"Ahaha~ The way he sucks so hard is so cute, just like a human baby~"

Koito didn't dare to speak loudly, but Hina beside her had no psychological burden because of her trust in someone, and she looked just as free and happy as usual.

Fukumaru Koito, who seemed the most well-behaved and sensible, became the one who was responsible for feeding the baby. The still very small Xiangxiang also lay obediently on her legs and drank the specially formulated nutritious milk.

A bottle of milk every day will make the bear people stronger!

As she drank, Xiangxiang even turned over in her stomach. She was obviously feeling so happy and comfortable that she wanted to lift her legs.

Hinana's hands were not very polite, poking and touching here and there. Even though she was wearing a layer of protective clothing and was careful about the contact, this "unruly" behavior still made the keepers outside the glass wall look at her with frantic eyes, and even...

Still very envious!

Normally, the keepers would worry that the giant panda cub Xiangxiang would feel uncomfortable, hurt, or unhappy if they touched her more than once. They were as cautious as if they were holding a nuclear bomb launch button in their hands.

But Hinana's movements are like those of a 1m81 tall black-skinned and yellow-haired girl. She uses postures you haven't used and plays in ways you haven't tried. It's really enviable.

I'm awesome, I'm awesome!

Yuan Xiang on the side was much calmer. She found a place to sit down without minding the dirt, and sat in a row with the giant pandas to eat fruit. The scene was extremely harmonious.

As for the remaining Toru Asakura...she was trying to communicate with the giant panda, and finally even initiated a PK application and tried to wrestle the bear.

For the sake of show effect and entertainment, Pingxin arranged for Giant Panda to play a fake match with her. From then on, Tou became the woman who killed the bear alone!

Of course, their every move with the giant panda was recorded by Ping Xin's camera, and will become the material for him to make videos and other promotional means in the future.

Although they were required to wear protective clothing to prevent the spread of germs, the transparent mask that Ping Xin brought was still useful. Otherwise, would any Disney character appear in a mask?

I have to say that being cute and beautiful has its advantages. At least the staff members were jealous but also very happy to watch. The interaction between the beautiful girl and the cute creatures was actually very cute, which made them doubly adorable!

"The footage has been filmed almost completely... If you guys want to have some fun, remember to be careful. I'm going to go outside and get some fresh air first—"

"Okay~~~~" x3