The social phobia substitute will not dream of the band girl

Mizukuri pulled out a long pillow from under her body, which was larger in length and diameter than Nel's "double swords". At this moment, she was furious because she discovered that the person opposite her was also a ripple user.

Mei Zhulan is angry!

"The morally corrupt and poorly behaved Sai Q comes to fight, and because of attacking innocent people, it causes the awakening of 'Dragon Knight'. This is something I have to watch - this is exactly the stage I want to see!" Ping Xin took a sip of the dark liquid in the goblet, and then began his usual passionate outburst.

*It's just Coke

When the background music on the battlefield switched to Alive a Life (theme song of Kamen Rider Ryuki), a civil war broke out between the two young ripple users.

"You can't survive without fighting? Then I'm going to defeat you right here!"

Mizukuri drew her sword and rushed forward. Although her slow sword skills were extremely clumsy, she relied on the double range advantage brought by the length of her weapon and her arm span to suppress Nilu and prevent her from getting close at all!

"*Eastern country curse* - I really was underestimated!" With her superhuman reflexes and natural fighting talent, Meganilu quickly memorized Mizukuri's three-axe attack pattern.

After a block and counterattack, he charged forward, unleashing a swift 16-hit combo of two swords. The swiftness and continuity of his moves were no less than the 16-hit Starburst Air Strike, a true reincarnation of Kiritani Zero!

Mizukuri's passionate and straightforward crimson ripples and Meganelu's domineering and magnificent golden ripples are equally eye-catching in the dim battlefield with only a few desk lamps as light sources. The gorgeous special effects make people think for a moment that they have accidentally entered the set of some super power sports animation.

However, Mizukari forgets a crucial fact: unlike her, Meganelle isn't fighting alone. Therefore, at this moment, Hei Xin's deep (dangerous) and (evil) consideration in setting up the dimly lit arena becomes apparent. Not everyone is a "professional player" as skilled in combat as Meganelle, so the complexity of the arena can bring more uncertainty to the battle.

Of course, the most important reason is because Ping Xin thinks it looks more interesting this way -

"Alright - let's get started!" Murokasa Akane approached from behind and gently embraced Mitakeran. Those who rely on their height advantage will inevitably be hurt by the height difference -

Now is the time for Mei Zhulan to pay the price for bullying the dwarf senior!

"Wait, what is this?!"

Mizukuri was surrounded by Murokasa Akane's soft body, with her head buried between the two plump fruits. Although Mizukuri had normal development, the enemies she encountered this time were no ordinary people!

"What a 'sneak attack'! That's the way to fight... No, it's the only way to fight!"

Pingxin applauded, what a bloodthirsty Autobot.

But is it too early to attack now? After all, there are three other people lurking on the battlefield, and besides them—

"Look, look, I found something interesting!"

Asuna pulled out a gun from somewhere and started shooting at the three people huddled together on the field.

"What—they actually found it? I added this Easter egg equipment because I felt the battle wasn't intense enough and wanted to see rivers of blood! Shooting down and trying to mediate, what a peaceful plot as always. As expected of Asuna, this luck not only impresses me but also scares me, Sparasi—!"

Pingxin started clapping without even eating. It was such a wonderful show.

However, this kid could actually hold a gun and shoot at his friends with a smile on his face. In a sense, he might be a very scary guy... Ping Xin watched with lingering fear as the two people on the field who were originally invincible and had full firepower were knocked to the ground by a barrage of gunfire. If they could not wake up within the specified time after being knocked down by special anesthetic bullets, they would be considered out. During their coma, the maids would take them out of the field to take care of them and let them rest.

"Wait...where's Karin?"

Ping Xin asked the maids beside him. After receiving a reply from the other side of the headset, Alpha, who was standing next to Ping Xin, said, "It seems that he was knocked down from the beginning. It seems that he fired accidentally."

"Misfire, I see... You'd be naive to think so, Alpha!"

“Yes..yes?”

"Given Asuna's incredible luck, this 'friendly killing' is probably also a result of 'fate.' If we consider the conclusion that 'the outcome will inevitably favor Asuna,' then everything becomes clear. Kadodashi Karin will inevitably awaken at the most critical moment and return to the battlefield, just like the protagonists in special effects dramas."

Alpha and another maid beside him were both confused and could only sigh that Master Pingxin would also reach "that age" one day.

"Wait... what about the hour?!"

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Chapter 6: I will break your fantasy! (Additional )

"Wait—what about the hour?!"

Ping Xin looked carefully from the second floor down to the first floor, but he couldn't see his sister, Asuka Mashi. This carefully chosen spot for viewing the battle was naturally free of blind spots, but Ping Xin's careful observation was fruitless, unable to find the familiar golden color.

“Where on earth is it… Could it be—?!”

There was a sound of breaking air, and Ping Xin caught it with his backhand without even turning his head.

"Shi Xiao, when did you come? Yes, I miss you too."

I pulled Xiaoshi's legs hard and the latter sat in Pingxin's arms without resistance. Then it was feeding time.

"How does it taste, Hour?"

"...It tastes too strong. Eating like this all the time is not good for your health, brother."

Asuka Mato stretched out his hand to grab the bowl and chopsticks from Pingxin's hand, but he could never touch them at all, just like a kitten chasing a cat toy.

"There's nothing wrong with that. As long as my life is as brilliant as fireworks, it's enough. Length doesn't matter. Besides, at this point, I don't need to pay attention to these things. Only this way can I deeply appreciate the taste of life."

Ping Xin downed the cola from his goblet in one gulp. Seeing this, the maid beside him poured more. With his half-vampire physique, ripple qigong, and inherited martial arts, Ping Xin was now confident he could live to at least 150 years old, barring any unforeseen circumstances. Unlike most people, Asahioka's health regimen was the opposite; he needed to shorten his lifespan.

But such a sentence had a different meaning in the eyes of Xiaoshi and the maids beside him——

There is no doubt that Ping Xin has a strong tendency towards self-destruction in his heart.

Many idealists have this self-destructive tendency. Because they are unable to change the chaotic real world, they fall into mental exhaustion, and then constantly put pressure on themselves in their hearts until they eventually go on the path of self-destruction.

"I understand...Brother, I am the one who will shatter your fantasy--!" After Asuka Mashi's backward elbow strike failed, she continued to chase and took advantage of the situation to create distance. She had no advantage in close physical competition, so she had to create distance to have a chance of winning.

"Ahem...what's going on, time? Do you know how long it takes them to clean up after spilling Coke on the carpet? The carpet might be ruined, and that's all money!" Ping Xin, who knew very well that saving money is the only way to make money, asked back. Fortunately, he had just used time stop to suck in all the Coke storms.

『World』:? I gave you power so you can rule the world, not drink Coke here!

"Questions and answers are useless, brother—only those standing to the end have the right to talk in their sleep!" Asuka Matoki pulled out a special tranquilizer bullet rifle from under the maid's skirt. Is this the machine gun ripple run?!

But seriously, where did you hide that thing just now? It looked so soft and cute when it was sitting on my lap... Ping Xin activated the time stop again, first knocking out Alpha and the other maid, then standing behind Xiao Shi with his arms folded, holding his breath.

“…disappeared?!”

"Don't act like I'm in sync with Acceleration...it's just an afterimage punch." This was a lie. Ping Xin was just trying to make a joke.

And he sincerely believed that anyone who would seriously explain his abilities to the enemy was extremely stupid—

"...Afterimage Fist?" A thin layer of sweat appeared on Asuka Mashi's head. She had been highly focused and her brain was in a state of full power, but she still failed to read the spell against Ping Xinxian. The first wave of her gunfire didn't even hit Ping Xin's shadow.

At this moment, she was as terrified of Ping Xin as Polnareff, who was being carried endlessly at the stairs. It wasn't the same time or the same place, but Ping Xin...

"...Ahem, anyway, you can't beat me unless you can give me a 'ding' right there and then."

Ping Xin's jokes always confused Asuka Matobu, and at this time the latter did not dare to spare any energy to think about these countless new and strange words that he heard every day, so naturally he could not get the joke of "Only the cheating brother can defeat the cheating brother".

ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ

Even though Hirayobu was right behind her, within easy reach, Asuka Matoki didn't dare move. She would probably stay quiet for a while before she could figure out how to defeat her brother Hirayobu, but Hirayobu wasn't going to let her go. When Asuka Matoki came back to her senses the next second, she realized she had lost control of her body.

"Am I...flying?"

When Pingxin threw her down from the second floor, Xiaoshi had nowhere to gain support and could only watch Pingxin fall with her.

"Smash it for me!"

Following another strange sentence that no one could understand, the two men fell from the sky.

"That's great! What a great surprise! It's really fun to follow Hirashin wherever we go!" Although Ichinose Asuna had no idea what was going on, she looked like she was enjoying it. She raised the special tranquilizer bullet rifle in her hand and aimed it at the two people who had just entered.

"Sorry, Asuna, please stop here—"

"Wait--"

Smash Varudo! Stop time! ("The World"! Time stops!")——

Before Asuna could finish her words, she was knocked unconscious by Ping Xin, who successfully triggered the triple damage of the back-spinning attack.

"Next is the time for the special rules of ordinary letters - the three of you come together!" BGM God's Wrath

As soon as Ping Xin finished speaking, Mizukuri and Miganelu, who were lying on the ground, suddenly jumped up and rushed towards him.

This is not their [tacit understanding], but [trust] in Ping Xin——

How could he not participate in such a fun thing? ! !

So Asuna's record, who had just left the game, also changed from 2/1 (knocked down three enemies and one teammate, and died once) to 0/1 (knocked down one Zhuyin and one teammate Hua Lin, and fell down herself)

"This is Hulao Pass, I always fight 1V3. Boxer pants (poor and weak)! Boxer pants (poor and weak)!" Facing the attack from Asuka Matoki, Mitakeran and Meganelu, Ping Xin was not panicked at all and easily dealt with the three of them.

"You're not good at forehand, your backhand is weak, and you still want to learn ripple? Mudashi! Mudashi! Mudashi!"

The three disciples who had no tacit understanding and even hindered and attacked each other were like monks drawing water. They couldn't buy good juice, so naturally they couldn't do anything to Ping Xin.

"Tough! Invincible! The Strongest!"

Ping Xin, now standing on a "mountain of corpses and a sea of ​​blood"—

"Who dares to kill me? Who dares?!" Ping Xin was so high that he seemed to have lost his mind. At this moment, he was as high as if he had sucked poisonous blood! So all kinds of flags were flying in the sky.

"In that case, I will make a wish—

All of you should attend tutoring sessions for three days! I want to see if you will jump for excitement, hey~"

"You, you can't do this!"

Is this the end of it?

Please continue to watch the next episode, miracles reappear——

There are pictures here, which can be viewed after the updated version

Chapter 7 Miracle Reappears (Additional Chapter )

Miracle reappears——

"Just give me your tutoring, hahahaha..."

Like a homeroom teacher strolling through the classroom, Hirayuki circled behind them, hands behind his back, unable to escape the painstaking pursuit of academic improvement. It was clear that every JK here was busy with the same six exams Karin had done before, the ones Hirayuki had meticulously prepared to fill in the gaps in his junior high school knowledge.

As for the miracle... he missed the miracle. After all, miracles and magic are not free (sad)

Miracle again?

Miracle Farewell (Sayunara)!

Seeing that everyone was busy working on the test paper, Ping Xin nodded with satisfaction and turned to help Hua Lin with her studies. After all, Hua Lin had already done this test paper before and found the loopholes...

Well, it's full of loopholes!

But that would be very simple, we just had to start over and learn it all! So after about two hours of study, the group ended up leaving. After all, ordinary mail isn't that bad after all.

"Hmm~ This sleepover is a little different from what I imagined..."

Ichinose Asuna lay listlessly on the big bunk bed on the first floor living room floor, like a soldier who fell on the battlefield and could never stand up again.

"Why am I here too—"

Mei Zhulan slumped over the table. She'd already been lazing around for a few days, but now she was suddenly asked to complete six exams. Even if they were just basic questions, it was torture enough! And she hadn't volunteered to participate in any "World's No. 1 Pillow Competition." Ping Xin could only say, "It's fate, and you have no choice but to come."

"...Why doesn't Akane have to do the test paper? So~cunning~" Asuna rolled over and over on the bed and used the "Roll" skill on Hirashin.

"Zhu Yin's grades are above average, and while your score on the test is okay, you definitely guessed on the multiple-choice questions, right? This kind of trick can only be used on the basic exams. If you want to go to university, you can't use this kind of 'trick' to get by!"

...Since you're not prepared, it's best to ensure you have the ability to choose."

Hiraishin rubbed Asuna's face, which was soft and smooth, with a comforting warmth and a faint fragrance. After confirming that women's body temperature is indeed higher than men's, Hiraishin fed Asuna with a snack while guiding Karin's studies.

"...Those are my fingers - stop licking them!"

Pingxin pulled his fingers out of the warm and moist environment, but Asuna still looked unsatisfied.

"Ping Xin's hands smell like the sun, and eating them gives you a warm feeling...smacking your lips."

"...My hands don't have the stench of mites!"

*The smell of the sun on a quilt that has been dried in the sun for a day, in addition to the residual scent of detergent, is the smell left by the mites that died in the sun, so it is also jokingly called the "stench of mite corpses."

Ping Xin resisted the urge to taste it himself. After all, although he was just curious, his behavior showed that he was just a pervert who was tasting the saliva of a beautiful girl! Ping Xin wiped the saliva off his hands with a tissue before he remembered a question -

If the "smell of the sun" that Asuna just mentioned is indeed not the commonly known "stench of mites," then could it be...

In order to verify his guess, Pingxin secretly poked Asuna's puffy cheek, and then kept bending and stretching his fingers, like a cat toy.

"Huh... Really? I know this kind of knowledge too? Ugh... I'll bite you!"

Although she said she was biting, she was actually licking. Asuna worked hard to move her tongue, just like licking a lollipop or ice cream. Because of the blind spot in her vision, Hirayuko's perception was even more acute.

"...Huh? Ping Xin, what's wrong with you? You look weird... Did I do something wrong?!"