The social phobia substitute will not dream of the band girl

On Friday, May 2016, 5, at 5:11 AM, Heishin was forced to sign an unequal treaty that prohibited him from hiding anything from Asuna or attempting to lie by relying on his intelligence advantage.

From now on, he would have to live a life of madness, with his property at risk of being taken away by Asuna at any moment, and confined to old parks with cardboard boxes, old newspapers, and cats as his companions. By the way, why not just sing on the streets?

Ping Xin, who had already started planning to buy a place in advance as a public singing venue to earn his pension, was as crazy as ever. However, after seeing his expression, the two "old mothers" also breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that the golden pig at home had not been deceived by the cabbage spirit.

If it works out, he will definitely be elated, and then he will be like the guy in the fishing bar who caught a big UR fish, telling the world about the "chance encounter", and telling the world that he "accidentally fell in love", and "accidentally let the cat out of the bag"!

"Welcome back, what are you doing...?"

"Ahahaha——this is... a secret between Asuna and me."

After all, Asuna was about to take off her underwear, so surely we had to prevent the secondary spread of such a treaty? As the saying goes, it's not the lack of wealth that's worrying, but the inequality. Pingxin never dared to test the jealousy of women.

Just like Asuna was the sun that never set in his heart, he also thought that Karin was a "mother" who could tolerate everything, but he was wrong again.

"Is that so... Congratulations—"

"Ah...thank you?"

Congratulations, congratulations to whom? Congratulations to me? Congratulations to what?!

It can only be said that Pingxin knows how to cut his losses, but he has no idea about women's hearts. After all, he lived an isolated life in his previous life, a life that lasted more than twice as long as his current age. Therefore, his understanding of women's hearts can only be described as disastrous...

As the famous line from "The Queen of the Guillotines" goes—all gifts from fate come with a price tag already hidden. And so, naturally, are gifts from [Fate] (Asu Hina). Gaining the sun means losing the right to embrace the moon. You can't have your cake and eat it too... right?

If the outcome of things always leans towards Asuna's wishes, would this be the ending she expected?

"Hara Rin, let's play games together!"

"Um......"

So Hirashin, Asuna, Karin, and Akane, who was watching from the side, sat on the carpet in that order and started playing games together until lunchtime.

Although Heishin thought Karin looked a little strange, he just regarded it as the aftereffects of the unpleasant experience that day, so he frantically picked up food for her and Asuna, who kept shouting "I want some too!". And then there were Akane and Koko, who had also started making a fuss for some reason. And just like that, under Mitakeran's cold, sharpened gaze, this farce called lunch ended. To be honest, the red-haired lady's eyes that treated people like insects really hurt Heishin -

But once you get used to it, it'll just be the pretty girls staring at you. Maybe it'll be unexpectedly good? It seems Ping Xin is going further and further down a delicate path...

Life kisses me with pain, and I respond to it with songs (X)

Mei Zhulan "was so mean, I just glared at her," and Ping Xin was happy with it (√)

What doesn't kill Ping Xin will only make him stronger!

Although the direction is a bit strange (whisper)...

In order to accompany Karin to avoid the limelight and calm down, Asuna decided to play games at home, and everyone had a great time together.

"...Speaking of which, am I forgetting something?"

That night, lying in bed, Ping Xin couldn't help but consult his minimalist "Life Corridor," a luxurious version of his memory palace. This life's Ping Xin was naturally exceptionally intelligent, far superior to his "ordinary" predecessor. He speculated that perhaps it was due to the passage through the World Wall, the watered-down Meng Po soup, or perhaps the dual soul, but his learning ability was far superior to most people in both his past and present lives. However, this didn't prevent him from forgetting things due to the sheer volume of events...

Well, I just enjoy myself here and don’t want to leave—

After all, who would think about work when serious people are slacking off?

"Ah... I completely forgot about writing a book!"

I am such an unfilial son, Dad... Red Bean Paste Private Marseille, Mom!

Ping Xin realized that he shouldn't be able to sleep at his age, so he hurriedly got out of bed. He looked at the clock and saw that it was already the next day. He had been playing for so long? He had to work overtime... So after Ping Xin struggled all night, he finally succeeded -

Overslept!

I slept until the next day, and it was noon on May 6th.

"Hmm...I guess I forgot something after all?"

After glancing at his phone, which had been muted before bedtime, Ping Xin finally remembered what he had truly forgotten. It wasn't his stage goal of writing a book, but rather—

Today is the third day since we parted ways, and someone has been messaging him non-stop, asking when and where we'll meet up!

As a leader, as a Sensi (teacher), not only did he oversleep, he also forgot his promise to someone else. How could he possibly say such a thing? It turns out that all the gifts of fate have a price tag already. The more fun you had yesterday, the more rushed you are today.

No time to explain, get in the car!

After a quick run, Ping Xin arrived at the agreed meeting place, Qianlong Pavilion—but he found that everyone was happily chatting and enjoying their meal even without him...

"So...what's the value of my existence? My wallet?!"

Chapter 4000: My House is Pretty Big ()

"What? I thought you had already gone back... I just got up and haven't eaten yet, so give me some too?" In the same private room as last time, a man smiled flatteringly at five beautiful girls. If you didn't know, you would think he was a gigolo who came from nowhere to lick rich women.

"...Ping Xin-san...last time...we were...shouldn't we say...the schedule was pretty tight?"

No, I don't see that you are pressed for time at all. Instead, you act as if eating is very important to you, Sayo-san.

"Saya is right... our time is... very tight, we must... hurry!"

You really eat fast, Yukina Minato. As expected of the captain, you even eat noodles faster than anyone else.

"Brother Pingxin, what's wrong with you? I called you but you didn't answer. I thought you stood me up..."

Red bean paste private Marseille, so can you give me some food, Ayako-sama? !

"..."

Platinum Rinko, this one didn't say anything at all.

"Ahaha, after all, we've been waiting here for a long time. Coincidentally, we got to know the waitress after last time, so she invited us in to sit down and have something to eat first... But the food here is really delicious. I didn't expect that Indian cuisine has so many delicious things!"

Lisa Imai is everyone's mom, at least she's willing to put down her food and talk to Hiranobu...but why does she look away at the mention of sharing a bite? Is our bond even more fragile than food?!

Hirayukoshi was deeply shocked to see the girls in the band who had already started to become comedians before they even officially formed a group. It can only be said that he was already considering switching to a comedian group.

"So... you've already mastered 'Soul Reincarnation', 'Hacking to the Gate', and 'ETERNAL BLAZE', right?"

The expedited curry, flatbreads and Indian specialty Shenbi porridge were served immediately. Pingxin just stood there, ate and talked at the same time.

"They're all...very good songs..."

"Hmm...I agree with...Matsumoto-san's...opinion."

"Ako has tried her best too! Right, Rinlin?"

".......Um--"

After the four of them finished speaking, they all looked at Lisa Imai, who was still eating...drinking(?) food. It seemed like she was going to awaken some incredible eating skills after today's meal...

"Ahahaha - I've tried my best. Even though I'm the weakest, I'll keep trying!"

"Lisa..."

This time he was not eating but was really silent. Obviously, Lisa Imai's lack of confidence in her skills did not satisfy Yuki, and the same was true for Sayo Hikawa who was eating dessert.

"Well, well, don't rush to judge. You're not a professional commentator. I've told you before, you have to see and try things before you know them. I'm sure you didn't have high expectations of me before we met, right?"

"...really--"

Instant answer? !

Even though what he said was affirmed, Ping Xin felt that he had been hurt a lot...

"Well...anyway, everyone has almost finished eating, right? Then let's go. So where are we going today?" Ping Xin smacked his lips, looking as if he was still unsatisfied.

After all, a meal time of less than 5 minutes was still too short for him. Even if he had used the ripples to strengthen his body, it would still be too late. He really had to develop higher-level applications...

Even after hearing his words, the five band girls walking in front all turned around and looked at him——

"Um... am I wearing something weird today? Or is it my zipper..."

"Since you initiated the interview, you must arrange the time and venue.

Isn't that right, Hirayobu-kun? Minato-kun thinks so too, right? "Hiroshige Sayo's face turned cold. This guy wasn't late and stood her up, but the food was delicious, so he barely got by... But how could he forget even such a thing!

"I agree. It seems you're not ready to catch up with Roselia, Heishin—"

"Roselia? Is it the blue rose that's derived from rose and camellia? The one whose flower language means 'accomplish the impossible' (不可を成し遂げる)?!"

I see...it really suits your name! Ah...don't worry about the practice field. I'm always ready for a Plan B. Just come to my house...

There are pictures here, which can be viewed after the updated version

"Have you finished your band logo yet?! And your uniforms?!" Looking at the excited Hirashin, Minato Yukina felt a tinge of joy.

Whether it was the fact that the team name she had worked so hard to come up with was seen through at a glance, or that Ping Xin was so concerned about their team building and performances, she felt a sense of recognition.

Ever since the incident that happened to her father and the band's disbandment, the Minato family has never talked about music again. Yukina's perception of her own musical level depends on her unremitting self-improvement and the audience's enthusiastic response to her performances. To put it bluntly, she has no one with whom she can "communicate on an equal footing" with music.

But now Ping Xin counted as one, and the guitarist Hikawa Sayo who she had found also counted as one. This feeling, which she didn't know whether to call friendship or recognition, made her very happy, but it didn't affect her current judgment criteria -

"Ping Xin...are you serious? The so-called practice requires a place that can accommodate the five of us practicing together, as well as musical instruments (like jazz drums, which are inconvenient to carry) and various supporting equipment—"

Our training is no joke!"

Yukina will not slack off when it comes to music.

"I agree with Minato-san. Does Hirayuki-san run a live house or a performance studio? If so, please don't use the word 'home' which can easily lead to misunderstandings!"

Disciplinary committee member Hikawa Sayo joins the group and strikes hard!

"Being serious is a good thing, but being too serious isn't either. So don't be so anxious. Do you have to be so eager for quick success when you perform? Anyway, my house is nearby, as are Ako and Rinko's. It's only about a 10-minute walk from here. How about going over there first? Just treat it as a way to digest the food..."

"Ako can testify that my sister usually practices at Pingxin's house. His house is really huge. Huge. It has everything!"

Ako Ueda also jumped out to testify. After all, she had gotten a lot of free stuff before, so it would be unreasonable for her not to come out at this time, right?

"..."

Shirogane Rinko remained silent. After all, it seemed she hadn't even been to Ako's house, her closest friend, let alone Hiranobu's. But it wasn't easy to open her mouth in front of acquaintances and make them worry about her condition...

"Your sister? Afterglow... Then it wouldn't hurt to go see her, right? Sayo, what do you think?"

"10 minutes... I think that's fine. We're scheduled to start practicing in the afternoon anyway."

But it's still very suspicious... Suddenly, someone came out of nowhere to poach me, and then called a lot of acquaintances I didn't know to join in, and now they're all at Pingxin's house...

But Yukina Minato was also a well-known figure in the area. Her friends couldn't be the kind of people suspected of being involved in pyramid schemes or organ trafficking, right? But after all, someone who turned on Bang over a disagreement and took such notice of people and things that had nothing to do with their own interests couldn't be a bad person, right?

*Although a six-member line group was created, Hikawa Sayo and Minato Yukina were not the type to like chatting at this time. The two of them usually discussed music matters in private chats and spent most of their time practicing.

In this way, the group walked to Ping Xin's house. About ten minutes later——

"..."

“It’s so big—!”

"I see, no wonder you said we could practice..."

"RinRin, this is your first time at Hirashin-san's house, right? Are you surprised?!"

"...Indeed...it's amazing..."

"You'll get used to it after coming here often. To be frank, it's just a 'slightly' bigger, and its functions aren't much different from those of a regular house..."

Come in, everyone, I’m back—”

"Welcome back, Master... Oh, it looks like there are a few new guests today. Could they be my future 'sisters'?"

brush brush --

The eyes of Yukina Minato, Sayo Hikawa, and Lisa Imai became sharp, while Rinko Shirogane looked like she was about to run away. After all, which decent family would have a beautiful girl of the same age in a maid outfit!

"Wait, let me explain. She's just dressed like that out of her own free will. Anyway, it's just cosplay! This girl is Murokasa Akane, she's my classmate and she came to hang out with me during the holidays. She even came to eat at Afterglow's celebration party last time. Ako, you've seen her, right? Ako... Ako?!"

"Well... I have indeed seen this sister, but I remember there were two other sisters that day, one was an archangel and the other was a black fallen angel—"

After hearing Ako's reply, the other four members of Roselia followed Pingxin into the door, and then they once again cast scrutinizing glances at him because of several beautiful girls in "loose" clothes playing games in the hall.

If there is more than one beautiful girl in the family, how would you explain it?

"The one with the long, light flaxen hair covering her eyes and wearing a tank top is Ichinose Asuna. The one with a different complexion and wearing long-sleeved pajamas is Kadotate Karin. The short girl with the long, alopecia-colored hair is called Miganelle. She's actually a senior who's a year older than me. These three, along with Murokasa Akane, are all my classmates."

Ping Xin launched a counterattack storm of the weapon master. If you kill me, I will dodge. It’s all about connecting, changing and launching——

"The blonde girl who's hanging out with the petite girl Nel is my younger sister, Matobu Asuka. And the one lying on the sofa, writhing like a maggot, looking disgusting, is the famous Afterglow lead singer, Mitakeran."

"Who are you talking about twisting like a maggot on the sofa?!"

I see--