The social phobia substitute will not dream of the band girl

Ping Xin looked at the group of Shakou in front of him with cold eyes. People like Suzuki Katsuo who have both faith and strength are a minority. Those who bully the weak and fear the strong are the real delinquents. This is right~

"Each school can provide two places for the captain and his attendant. The condition for others is to survive three moves of Nilu. Those who can't even survive three moves of my friend and disciple are not qualified to join this conversation. Although it is said that there is no discrimination in teaching, it does not mean that all garbage will be taught. Who is in favor and who is against?" Ping Xin patted Meganilu's head, and then was lightly hit by the latter in disgust.

"..." Looking at the loving interaction in front of them, no one was "touched" for a moment.

In such a large crowd, no one dared to be the first to stand out. After all, the first one who stood out was knocked down by the "primary school student" in one move, and the second one was hit on the forehead with a gun and fainted from fright. Now the two are still lying in the "snow pool" and no one dares to approach them!

"The time limit is 15 minutes, don't make me wait impatiently. Hesitation? Hesitation also counts as time~" Pingxin clapped his hands and Delta, who was hiding in the dark, immediately took out a folding chair and iced cola.

A minute passed and still no one dared to come forward. After all, no one wanted to be branded with the shame of "you were beaten by an elementary school girl" and be laughed at. Meganilu stood alone in front of the school gate with her arms folded across her chest, looking like a lone man blocking a thousand enemies' way.

"...Nobunaga, you won't be angry if we beat up your 'little friend', right?" A golden-haired man who looked quite famous stood up and looked at the gun in Hiranobu's hand with a hint of meaning.

"What kid? I'm 17 years old!"

???

The bad guys indicated that the enemy had disappeared.

"So what's your opinion, Nello?"

"Then—come on!"

Chapter 114 The mob

"Ola Ola Ola!"

"what--!"

"呲流~"

On one side, Meganilu was fighting with each of the delinquents who were more than 20cm taller than her. On the other side, Ping Xin was sitting on a folding chair drinking an ice cola with a maid fanning him. This absurd scene made the delinquents who were "waiting in line to be beaten" lose the desire to resist. In their eyes, the superiors should be so arrogant.

"Three minutes left~"

"boom--"

Just as Pingxin called out the timer, another person was knocked down by Nilu. In the past ten minutes or so, she had experienced several battles with opponents of different styles. She had already learned all the basic moves. Now, what she lacked was a lot of combat experience to put these skills into practice.

At first, Nile would be fooled by fake moves, sneak attacks, trash talk and other tricks, but now she has learned how to use her eyesight and superhuman reflexes to predict her opponent's moves through the movements of her muscles and limbs. She can even defeat the enemy with a faster speed. To say the least, she is more careful (fake).

"..3, 2, 1, okay, time's up—Delta, take your men and wake up all the guys who were knocked down just now and bring them inside... Nilu, how many moves do you still remember now?"

"Ha...ha.ha--ah? What moves are you talking about?" After fighting for more than 10 minutes without any rest, even with the blessing of Ripple, Meganelu was still out of breath.

As for the moves? I've forgotten all of that stuff a long time ago!

"Yes! What about these people outside?"

"If you don't behave, everyone will be cleared out. If you stay here obediently, you can serve as a witness. Let them go on their own." Ping Xin waved his hand, gave Nilu an electric shock, and then led her into the school gate without looking back.

On the playground of Shengxiang Middle School, qualified captains and those who passed Nilu's test had been waiting for a long time -

Ping Xin looked at the qualified candidates. Wow! They all had blond hair or just plain black hair with one or two highlights. Why were the girls so fashionable while they looked so normal? Working part-time made Ping Xin feel like he was back home. It wasn't him who was weird, it was this world!

"Ahem... Welcome everyone to this symposium. We have only one purpose for today's meeting—I want to become the [Big Chief], and you all must obey my orders. Who agrees and who disagrees?"

As soon as these words were spoken, the crowd became indignant and started to curse one after another.

"Are you kidding me?!"

"Who are you, anyway?"

"The Tousled Nobunaga? I've never heard of that name before. I'm only here for Suzuki's sake!"

"If you're a delinquent, then you should just use your fists to talk. What kind of hero are you if you just talk and use a gun?!"

They kept cursing for about 3 minutes without stopping. Ping Xin just watched them with interest, looking helpless and furious. To be honest, the offensive power of Dongguo netizens needs to be improved.

Seeing Ping Xin's expression, they could not scold him any more. Simple words could not anger him nor could they test him to find out anything. A person who could become a leader, even if he was only a good fighter but not very smart, would bring his own wise generals with him. The position of "follower" was set up for this purpose.

"Feel good cursing? You just want to know whether the story of me casually knocking down dozens of people yesterday is true or not, whether Suzuki is helping me build momentum again, and whether he and I teamed up to deceive and attack you. But the fact is -

No, there is absolutely no need for that.”

The captains all looked at Suzuki Katsuo, standing in the front row. Suzuran Junior High School, the school he represented, was a well-known hotspot for delinquents in the area, and therefore, the strongest of the bunch. If the rumors of Hirayuko single-handedly defeating dozens of Suzuran delinquents weren't false, then his fighting prowess must be quite formidable.

"...Yes, just as Mr. Hirashin said. I fulfilled my promise and summoned other captains. Now it is your turn to fulfill your promise - Master, please guide me!" Suzuki nodded in front of everyone, then lowered his head and shouted to Hirashin.

"So this is the first lesson - do you really want your muscles to be trained like this? Not all muscles are more useful the bigger they are..." Ping Xin said as he took off his shirt.

"Just like those scumbags out there who have neither recognized strength nor status nor the courage to change, do you think bringing someone like that into the ring will really work? You build up explosive muscles in the gym, but how many of them do you actually use in a fight? Ultimately... do you really understand your own body?"

"..."

"Why am I smaller than you but I'm superior in both destructive power and speed? Because I know how to maximize my own strength. Being obsessed with pure brute force instead of true strength itself is the fundamental mistake you've made, Suzuki—"

But such an answer obviously cannot satisfy Katsuo Suzuki. Every muscle in his body is the result of countless efforts and training. Insulting his muscles is equivalent to insulting his training and his life!

"In the final analysis, even your dreams are so naive. Have you really thought about it carefully? What can you achieve with your own strength alone? Even if you gather all those bad guys, what will happen? To put it bluntly, aren't you still a bunch of people whose eyes are blinded by the hormones of youth and who only pursue profit and violence? Aren't you still a mob!"

Ping Xin's words insulted all the bad boys present and absent, making them furious!

"You all can go together in front of the 'Losers' group' over there. With all due respect, everyone here is trash. Let's finish this quickly and go home for dinner~"

"Come on, we must beat this insulting fellow to a pulp!"

A guy with a crew cut and sunglasses shouted first, and then a group of top-ranking bad guys rushed over like sharks smelling blood, wanting to tear Ping Xin into pieces and swallow him!

"That's really passionate—watch out Suzuki, you stay until the end and fall down~"

Ping Xin looked at the guys who were mindlessly charging at him from a distance of more than ten meters and threw up his hands helplessly. Truth was his way of speaking. Forcing truth into a bunch of people who wouldn't listen was pointless, just like how people always harbor unrealistic fantasies about the world before entering society. A couple of beatings would be enough to fix it.

Slide to dodge and then kick to knock one person down first. It hurts to see him brake on the face~

The low whip punch turned into a high whip punch and then a finishing elbow strike. Bruce Lee's classic small combo defeated two more people.

At this time, no one dared to underestimate Ping Xin anymore. The bad guys who had learned the tricks of Errenzhuan without any guidance began to move in circles around him. It would be even more perfect if there was a summoning circle under Ping Xin's feet.

Pingxin felt a little bored seeing them shrinking back, it was even less interesting than playing bots and sandbag formations at home.

"See? If they come at me one by one without coordination, they can't even touch my fur, let alone defeat me. This mob is like the muscles in your body—"

Even if each one has been trained to perfection, or even to the point of perfection, in actual combat, not only will they be unable to coordinate with each other to achieve the desired effect of 1+1=2, they will even hinder each other, just like humans who are always at odds with each other.

At this point, Suzuki was already three-quarters convinced.

Chapter 115: The only martial arts in the world that cannot be defeated is speed!

*Written for the smooth flow of the plot, the same funny style of Baki's battle, you can ignore it

"In all martial arts, the only thing that can't be defeated is speed. When two people possess the means to injure each other, the one with more speed always has the advantage. If I don't use techniques like [Pulling Fist Technique], can you really defend against my punches?"

With a right hook, a left straight, and a whip-like punch, Ping Xin instantly knocked down two more men. The chiefs and their assistants on the field saw the situation was dire. If this continued, were they really going to obey this newcomer who had just been promoted to the first year of high school? They had been fighting for the position of chief for years and had never been able to get it. Moreover, if he defeated them all at once, how would their prestige be maintained if word got out?

At this point, Katsuo Suzuki was already 70% convinced - if exercise can't make you stronger, then there is definitely something wrong with the direction!

If Ping Xin's previous screening at the door was to create a gap between the Banchang class and ordinary delinquents, and then he took advantage of the situation to use the method of killing the chicken to scare the monkey to show his strength to initially establish his prestige, then the feat of defeating them all here by fighting against many will undoubtedly allow Ping Xin to ascend to the altar by stepping on these high-level stepping stones!

"No, I'm too weak and have no strength..." A captain has lost the courage to fight.

"It doesn't matter. If one person doesn't have the power, then we can unite!"

"Yes, we unite!"

"Fuck him!"

He was amused to see a group of people trying to unite, and some even started to pull out the people who were knocked down by Ping Xin and tried to give them resurrection coins for a second round of battle.

"Now it's time for the second lesson, young Suzuki-kun—

The roots of maintaining rule and exercising the ruler's will are power and order. Absolute power brings absolute order. Do you have the power to challenge the existing order? Or... are you counting on these guys?

Let me show you, their alliance is vulnerable to my power. Your desire to change is good, but true reform always requires a small number of leaders who are ahead of the times, and they are clearly unworthy of their position."

Ping Xin's words once again angered these "superiors". They were usually so free and easy in their own territory, dominating and ruling like local tyrants. They would not change even if Bi Ma Wen came.

But they seem to have forgotten that even the top bad guys are just bad boys. What will they have left if they leave this group and this "order"?

So what if they were besieged, so what if they were outnumbered? Ping Xin could defeat them all with his own strength, without any superpowers. Whether it was willpower, skill, or pure strength, he was absolutely superior. How could he lose in such a situation?

"Necessary timing, necessary moves, can be performed with the necessary speed. This is the true meaning of martial arts. You pursue the improvement of personal strength and the exquisiteness of moves but forget the essence of martial arts—

Martial arts are techniques used by the weak to defend themselves from the strong, and the key to combat lies in knocking down your opponent with minimal effort. So what if you've practiced for nearly ten years? In the end, you can't even hurt me. If you can't hit, there's no point. Building extra muscle won't make you faster or more resilient. It'll just make you as flashy and easily broken as a diamond sword.

Too much rigidity can easily lead to breakage. Only the harmony of firmness and softness is the true [Tao]. Try to become [Water].

Within a few seconds of speaking, Ping Xin used middle hook kicks, changing kicks and high side kicks to defeat several people in a row. The fact that he had been fighting with his fists just now seemed to make them forget that this was not a boxing match. Baki would definitely defeat Ali in seconds!

"To become... water?"

"Empty your mind and your heart, or you will be controlled by anger and fear like them. You must be formless and invisible like water—

Pour it into a cup and it takes the shape of the cup; pour it into a bottle and it becomes the bottle; pour it into a pot and it becomes the teapot. Still, it can be like a gurgling stream. Moving, it can be like a mighty wave.

These are the words of a martial arts legend... So become water, Suzuki—"

Tai Chi's push hands can dissipate force, and Baji's punches are incredibly powerful, but who says they can't be used simultaneously on the same person? And who says they can't be used consecutively? No one!

Ordinary mail can do it, it’s easy!

"So what if you're a Banchang? So what if you're a Grand Banchang?! As long as you stagnate, you'll be slowly left behind by the times and replaced by those who come after you. Just like some of these guys here, indulging in the comfortable lies of being the 'dominant force' of the school, they're actually nothing more than free-ranging vicious dogs—"

"You're all so timid, you probably haven't even had a fight in a while, right? Grit your teeth and kill them, you bastards! "The title of Big Chief is just a lie, an excuse to keep you chasing, to 'consider the overall situation', to 'do big things', and to maintain a balance between you. But even so, stand up!" Ping Xin shouted at the man with the crew cut and sunglasses, grabbing his collar.

"So what if it's difficult? So what if it's almost impossible to achieve? So what if it's a false dream made up of lies? If you want to do it, then do it. If you don't want to do it, then get out of my way!

Now—who else?”

The whole place was silent, because no one could block his punch, and no one could shout out his domineering thoughts and unrealistic dreams like he did.

"--I come!"

Who is it, who is shouting? Who wants to challenge this peerless master who has defeated all the bad masters?!

It's Suzuki, Katsuo Suzuki, a passionate Eastern man who discovered that his friend was being blackmailed by a bad boy and decided to transfer to Suzuran Junior High School after teaching him a lesson. Then, he used the strongest bad force there to become the "Big Leader" and restore order!

"Hmph—you know your strongest attack can't hurt me at all, yet you still want to challenge me? Very good, you are worthy of my admiration. But if you lose, you will have to surrender all your territory, power, and subordinates like them, and obey my unified command."

"My goal is to restore order. As long as it's a better order, I don't care. Right now, I'm just a weakling challenging the strong... Suzuki Katsuo, please teach me—!"

Suzuki took out his own stance, which was the first stance he learned after becoming a disciple of Kyokushin Karate, and it was also the strongest stance he had practiced so far!

"Interesting... Asuka Maheishin is standing on the earth right now. No one can defeat me."

Ping Xin put his hands in his pockets, looking confident and cool. The cheap sportswear worth 2 yen on him looks as high-end as a custom-made suit worth 200 million yuan. Maybe this is what is called aura.

*Don't attractive people look good in anything? For example, Pochi's popularity stems from his cute looks...

The battle is about to break out!

Chapter 116 My power as the chief is unlimited!

The result of the competition is, needless to say, a natural victory for Hirayoshi.

Hirayuki used a spring punch to land a fatal blow on Suzuki Katsuo's jaw. The more skilled a fighter is, the more they trust their judgment, and knowing the distance between the enemy and the opponent is paramount in combat. Suzuki Katsuo, having watched the fight for a long time, thought he had figured out his tactics. In reality, this was all part of Hirayuki's plan; his deep impression of Hirayuki's reach proved decisive in his defeat.

* Spring Punch (ズームパンチ): A skill used by Jonathan Joestar in the first JOJO. It uses ripples to block pain while disassembling the arm joints, allowing the arm to temporarily extend when punching, increasing the attack range.

At Ping Xin's command, all the captains and elite delinquents immediately established Line group chats to ensure his orders could be transmitted to all levels as quickly as possible. However, they had no idea what awaited them...

"This is the order from the commander-in-chief—starting tomorrow, you will gather for intensive training. Three days, three days!"

"Hey...what?!" The crowd below xN started to riot.

Nobunaga, the shaved-headed leader who single-handedly suppressed all the other leaders, was the first big leader of this school district. The first order he issued after unification was to send them to training?

If it was just a training camp for fighting, it would be fine, but they were making them study? Come on, how could a serious delinquent study? Even Suzuki Katsuo, the muscular 190cm tall man who previously unified Suzuran, would be criticized for attending classes on time every day. Not studying is absolutely politically correct in the delinquent world!

Seeing the chattering of the people below, Ping Xin smiled inwardly, indicating a plan was well-planned, but said calmly, "Since you don't accept the words of a [Big Chief] like me, then let's fight it out with our fists. However, this time it won't be one-on-one... It'll be me versus 1000 of you!"

"Wha..what?!"

"How can this be..."

"Even a world champion can't beat 1000 on one, right?!"