Collapse Simulator: Raging at the Imaginary Tree

"This is just for Ms. Fu Hua. It's a pair of glasses without prescription. I always feel that Ms. Fu Hua and glasses look great together."

Yun Ling put the glasses on Fu Hua's face.

This intimate gesture made Fu Hua's cheeks feel a little hot.

"How is it...Does it look good?" Fu Hua adjusted the frame of her glasses and asked in a low voice.

"...Awei is dead!" Yun Ling felt as if his heart was suddenly hit.

Fu Hua, wearing glasses, adds a bit of cuteness and adorability to her extraordinary temperament.

Especially when she asked Yun Ling shyly whether she looked good, the expectant and hopeful expression on her face made Yun Ling exclaim that he couldn't stand it.

"Huh?" Fu Hua obviously didn't understand this trendy joke.

"What I mean is that Teacher Fu Hua, you are so cute!" Yun Ling explained.

"Cute...adorable?" Fu Hua never expected that this adjective could be used to describe herself.

She took a few deep breaths and calmed herself down.

"Don't say anything that embarrasses the teacher." Fu Hua coughed lightly and warned.

"Yes! Boss, I want these glasses!" Yun Ling responded, then bought the glasses and gave them to Fu Hua.

"..." Although Fu Hua remained silent, she did not refuse.

Then the two continued to stroll around, and Yun Ling obviously seemed to be looking for something.

"Do you want to buy something?" Fu Hua asked doubtfully.

"Well, I wanted to buy two gifts. I originally wanted to buy two knives, but the quality of the knives here is really too poor." Yun Ling shook his head slightly.

"Knife?" Fu Hua blinked, not knowing why Yun Ling wanted to buy a knife.

After searching for a long time, Yun Ling still couldn't find the knife she liked, so she carefully selected two hairpins.

One red and one black.

Then carefully wrap it in a gift box and put it in a bag.

Suddenly, Yun Ling felt waves of murderous intent coming towards him, and the next second he felt his feet leave the ground.

The first wife came to catch the woman for sex.

Yunling, danger!

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Chapter 185: Rubbing

Fu Hua seemed to sense the Honkai energy reaction emerging from Mei's body. She was stunned for a moment, and then began to accumulate strength in her hands.

"Mei?! Why are you here?" Yun Ling felt the power coming from his neck. It was obvious that this was the power that only Lei Lu Mei had.

"I'm coming to stab you to death." Lei Lu Mei said expressionlessly.

"Uh...can you give me a reason?" Yun Ling did not resist, but asked first.

"You made her sad." Lei Lu Mei replied.

Then, her eyes glanced at Fu Hua beside her, and fixed on her flat chest.

"She is your date? You have such bad taste." Lei Lu Mei mocked mercilessly.

Fu Hua's glasses shook, and she stepped forward and grabbed Lei Lu Mei's hand.

A huge force came, Lei Lu Yayi felt pain, was shocked, and unconsciously loosened her hand.

Yun Ling also successfully touched the ground again.

"Teacher Fu Hua is still very cute. Don't fight, don't fight." Yun Ling put his hands on Fu Hua and Lei Lu Meiyi's wrists and comforted them.

Fu Hua nodded and let Lei Lu Meiyi go.

Lei Lu Meiyi let out a light click of her tongue. After the brief exchange just now, she knew that she was definitely no match for Fu Hua at the moment.

This body is currently too weak to bear the full authority of the Herrscher of Thunder.

Lei Lu Yayi just stared at Yun Ling, hoping he would give her an explanation.

"Well, this time I came out not only to watch a movie with Teacher Fu Hua, but also to pick out birthday presents for you." Yun Ling didn't intend to hide anything or give any surprises.

Based on his years of experience watching anime, this behavior is pure stupidity.

It's obvious that saying it directly would make the other person very happy, but you insist on making the other person feel uncomfortable before you feel happy. Isn't this crazy?

There may be some variables such as stomach pain during the process. I totally cannot understand this idea.

"Birthday..." Lei Lu Mei's originally indifferent expression froze. April 13th was her birthday, but she didn't think about it at all.

And Yun Ling didn’t say “you” just now, but “you guys”. Does this mean that she is also involved?

Yun Ling picked up the gift box that had accidentally dropped to the ground.

Then he opened it in front of Mei, and two hairpins appeared in front of her.

"This one is yours, and this one is Meiyi's." Yun Ling pinned the black hairpin on her head.

The indifference on Lei Lu Mei's face disappeared instantly, replaced by a blush.

She hugged Yun Ling's neck excitedly, and when she was about to kiss him passionately on the street, Fu Hua stopped them.

"Impuric relationships are prohibited." Fu Hua pushed her glasses and reminded.

No, it would be more accurate to say it's a threat.

"Tsk... This won't happen again." Lei Lu Yayi pecked Yun Ling lightly, then fell limply into his arms.

Yun Ling noticed something very strange. The black hairpin that had just been worn on Lei Lu Yayi's head suddenly disappeared.

Did Lei Lu Mei take it away? Where did she hide it?

Surely, Honkai Impact 3 can explain everything?!

Mei's breathing was steady, she must have fallen asleep.

"Looks like that's all for today." Yun Ling carried Meiyi on his back and said to Fu Hua with a hint of apology.

"It's okay." Fu Hua shook her head slightly.

"Mei is the Herrscher, right? And Yuno as well." Fu Hua suddenly said.

"Teacher Fu Hua wants to destroy the Herrscher?" Yun Ling asked back.

"No... I just think that you and the Herrscher... are quite compatible." Fu Hua said something without any beginning or end.

"I think so too." Yun Ling smiled faintly.

Rather than saying it was fate, it would be better to say that we just came together on our own.

After all, the title of the Far East Demon Cave is not for nothing.

On the way back to St. Freya Academy, Mei slowly woke up.

"Huh? This is... Yun... Yun Ling? Why would I..." Mei's face was filled with shame and panic.

"Maybe Mei likes me too much, so she sleepwalked to my side." Yun Ling teased.

"Don't treat me like an idiot..."

Meiyi whispered in Yunling's ear, then gently bit his ear.

"Teacher Fu Hua is here. If you want to be intimate, I'll take you back to the dormitory later." Yun Ling reminded.

Only then did Meiyi notice Fu Hua beside her. Her face turned red immediately and she struggled to jump off Yun Ling's back.

"Hello, Teacher Fu Hua." Mei pretended nothing had happened and greeted Fu Hua.

"Well, hello, Mei." Fu Hua nodded.

The atmosphere became awkward, and the three of them walked back to St. Freya's Academy in silence.

At night, Lin Chaoyu successfully took over Yun Ling's position and continued to teach Taixu sword energy to Mei and Kiana.

"By the way, what level has your 'Taixu Sword Qi' reached?" Fu Hua asked Yun Ling beside her.

"As for the state of mind, it is still 'Dustless', but the realm has already learned 'Divine Essence'." Yun Ling said calmly.

It was as if the "divine essence" was not worth mentioning in front of him.

"Divine essence... How long did it take you?" Fu Hua blinked. Sure enough, Yun Ling's talent in swordsmanship was still so outstanding.

"About two months, although I spent a month hanging out with Aunt Suchang." Yun Ling replied.

"It only took a month...what about Xinyun?" Fu Hua nodded.

"I don't know how long it took me to cultivate my mind. When I was a child, Aunt Ling Shuang often recited the 'Sword Heart Technique' in my ear. By the time I realized it was a mental method, I had already reached the 'Dustless' realm.

"Then...did they teach you anything else?" Fu Hua asked.

"After I learned the divine essence, Aunt Ling Shuang gave me a manual called 'Taixu Guiyi Zhen Jue'. However, my progress is very slow. Currently, only a young sprout has sprouted in the center of my heart lake."

"Has Teacher Fu Hua also learned this?" Yun Ling asked back.

"No, that method is not suitable for me... You should practice well, the 'Taixu Guiyi Zhen Jue' should be the most suitable for you. If you don't understand anything in your practice, you can ask me." Fu Hua reminded.

"Yes, I know... Teacher Fu Hua, can you copy the chapter on the state of mind from the 'Taixu Guiyi Zhen Jue'? I want Kiana to learn it together and eliminate the shortcomings of 'Sword Heart' at the same time."

With Yun Ling's current level of swordsmanship, there's really no way, but maybe Fu Hua has a way!

"Has Kiana also learned the Divine Essence?" Fu Hua couldn't help but feel suspicious when she saw Kiana, who couldn't even master the Form Essence.

"Qiana has the talent to learn the divine essence, and also meets the cultivation threshold of the 'Taixu Guiyi Zhen Jue'."

"How did you know that?" Fu Hua's eyes flashed with surprise.

"Hmm...intuition." Yun Ling gave a very unreliable answer.

"...Okay, I'll try." Fu Hua did not refuse and took the martial arts book from Yun Ling.

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Chapter 186: Desire to conquer?

The next day, Fu Hua handed the rubbings to Yun Ling, which only contained the chapter on state of mind.

"Teacher Fu Hua, how did you do it?"

Although I guessed Fu Hua might have a way, I was still a little surprised that she actually did it.

The words in the State of Mind chapter are as magical as the Sword Heart Formula in the Taixu Sword Qi.

The Sword Heart Technique states that one can form a sword heart simply by reciting or silently chanting it, and it has absolutely no scientific basis.

However, no matter what method Yun Ling used, he could not remember the words in the State of Mind chapter.

Only when reading will one subconsciously recite in the mind.

"It's the power of Yu Duchen. Yu Duchen is a divine key that can create something like an illusion. This rubbing is just a book without words. The words inside are just words constructed using illusions."

"But it unexpectedly worked." Fu Hua handed the rubbing to Yun Ling.

Yun Ling flipped through the rubbings, and the effect was exactly the same as the original.

"Teacher Fu Hua is so amazing! Teacher Fu Hua is so awesome!" Yun Ling wanted to hug Fu Hua and give her a big kiss, but he held back.

"...Just consider it as a thank you gift for these glasses. I like them very much." Fu Hua's cheeks flushed and she left as if escaping.

Coincidentally, the door next door opened.

"Sister Ji Zi, good morning." Yun Ling greeted her warmly.

"Good morning..." Before Ji Zi could finish her words, she caught a glimpse of Fu Hua running away in a hurry out of the corner of her eye.

"Did you attack Fu Hua?" Ji Zi approached Yun Ling curiously and nudged him with her elbow.

"It's not a nice thing to say, I just invited her to the movies yesterday." Yun Ling explained.

"She agreed? Is that true?" Ji Zi was a little bit unbelievable.

"Why are you so surprised? Could it be that Sister Jizi doesn't have a certain understanding of my charm?"

Yun Ling flicked his hair in a showy manner.