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Usually at this time, Gu Jiu would have turned a blind eye and fallen asleep.

Accompanied by the cool breeze, Gu Jiu quickly fell asleep.

But not long after, he was awakened by a scream.

Gu Xiaoxiao, who was covered in black from touching loaches, suddenly had a strange blue shrimp nearly half a meter long on his right hand.

This shrimp is transparent and looks like crystal.

And its powerful pincers just happened to clamp on Gu Xiaoxiao's right hand.

Gu Xiaoxiao always touches loaches and not shrimps, but even if she touches shrimps, no one has ever touched such a big and strange shrimp.

Her hand hurt, and she was shocked and scared. She couldn't help but look at Gu Jiu and cried, "Brother, save me."

Before Gu Jiu could react, Gu Xiaoxiao had already leaped over, and when she stepped on the ridge of the field, she lost her balance and fell directly on Gu Jiu.

The rattan chair shook and Gu Jiu felt himself getting wet.

Gu Jiu discovered that this strange shrimp was quite powerful. Even Gu Xiaoxiao's hands, which had been tempered by the Heaven and Earth Yuan Qi Fruit, were broken and bleeding. So he attacked without any hesitation and at lightning speed.

He flicked his fingers on the two claws of the blue shrimp, and the claws of the shrimp immediately opened. The shrimp could not move as if it had been electrocuted and rolled to the ground.

At this time, Gu Xiaoxiao was still crying loudly in Gu Jiu's arms, and the mud on her body was all over Gu Jiu.

Gu Jiu found that he was soaked.

"My hand, wuwu..." Gu Xiaoxiao cried very sadly, always feeling that her hand had been pinched and broken.

Gu Jiu felt that Gu Xiaoxiao must be very beautiful when she cried, like a pear blossom in the rain, but her face was black now, which gave him the illusion that she was a female Bao Gong crying, which was a bit irritating to the eyes.

So Gu Jiu could only cough awkwardly and said, "Stop howling, it's just a little skin broken."

"Broken skin, what broken skin?" Gu Xiaoxiao stopped abruptly, looked at her hand, and found that it was really just a little broken skin.

But that feeling just now was really painful.

"What about the shrimp?" Gu Xiaoxiao asked.

Gu Jiu glanced at it out of the corner of his eye, and Gu Xiaoxiao turned her head and found that the strange shrimp was still on the ground. She was so scared that she jumped up and climbed on Gu Jiu like a monkey climbing a tree.

She held Gu Jiu's head tightly with both hands and stepped on Gu Jiu's belly with both feet. Gu Jiu felt like he was going to suffocate.

His head was pressed tightly against Gu Xiaoxiao's chest. No! It was pressed tightly against Gu Xiaoxiao's chest. Coupled with the flowing mud and water, it was naturally difficult for him to even breathe.

At this time, the blue monster shrimp struggled and regained the ability to move.

Gu Xiaoxiao screamed in fright and couldn't help but rush up and hugged Gu Jiu's head tighter.

As the rattan chair shook violently, Gu Jiu couldn't help but grab Gu Xiaoxiao's slender waist, trying to push her away.

But the next moment, there was a loud crashing sound, and the originally sturdy recliner finally couldn't bear the weight, and the wooden strips flew everywhere and fell apart.

Gu Xiaoxiao fell to the ground holding Gu Jiu, and then there was a crisp sound of "crack".

The strange blue shrimp was pressed down by Gu Jiu and should have been broken into pieces.

At the same time, Gu Jiu felt that his waist was about to break, and his face was twitching with pain.

During this entire time, Gu Xiaoxiao was still holding Gu Jiu tightly, looking around and asking in fear, "Where is it?"

No one could have imagined that Gu Xiaoxiao, who was fearless and loved to touch loaches, would be afraid of a shrimp.

At this time, Gu Jiu had been buried in the other person's chest for a long time and was really about to collapse.

Gu Jiu could only slap the other person's butt hard, signaling him to move away a little.

At this time, Gu Xiaoxiao realized that something was wrong and quickly let go of her hands and chest.

Gu Jiu was lying on the ground, covered in mud and gasping for breath, as if he had just been raped.

After a long while, he finally managed to pull out the squashed blue shrimp from his back and said weakly, "Finally, I don't have to eat loach today."

On this day, Gu Jiu was carried back directly by Gu Xiaoxiao. There was no chair, and there was a big blue shrimp in the bucket for the first time.

Because the two of them were in such a mess, Gu Xiaoxiao and Gu Jiu sneaked over the wall and returned without attracting much attention.

Gu Jiu, who was taking a shower in the bathhouse cubicle, was not only physically but also heartbroken, because the recliner that had been with him for nearly ten years was now only a corpse.

Even the body was not picked up and was left exposed in the wilderness on the edge of the field.

In the bathroom of her room, Gu Xiaoxiao blushed deeply.

How could a girl like me get so scared? I actually jumped right onto my brother!

This kind of thing is no different from a grown man on Earth jumping into a woman's arms out of fright, so Gu Xiaoxiao felt very embarrassed and her face turned red with shame.

Recalling the way she held Gu Jiu in her arms, Gu Xiaoxiao felt her heart beating even more erratically.

"I'm dying! I'm dying! He's my brother!"

The water in the bathhouse was gurgling, and this time the brother and sister took a long time to bathe.

Especially Gu Jiu, who was usually too lazy to take a shower, which only took less than twenty breaths, but this time, he took half a cup of tea (5 minutes) to shower.

As he recalled what had just happened, his heart was in turmoil.

Chapter 32 The weather is getting cold

For dinner, the Gu family rarely changed from eating loaches to eating lobsters.

Since the summer came and Gu Xiaoxiao started catching loaches, the whole family has had stomachaches from eating so much loach.

Fried, roasted, grilled, boiled, spicy, patchouli-flavored, five-spice-flavored...Except for the raw ones, the whole family tried them all.

I’m tired of eating!

The key is that Gu Xiaoxiao likes to touch too much, and she gets angry if he doesn't eat her.

As for this young lady from the Gu family, everyone in the Gu family naturally dotes on her, so loach is on the table every day and must be eaten up!

The poor old father was about to cry while eating the loach, but Gu Xinyue still pinched his thighs under the table and force-fed him the food.

But today, everything changed because of this strange blue shrimp that looked so big that it was a little scary.

Housekeeper Liu Fang was a worldly-wise person, and she recognized at a glance that this was a blue lobster that could only be found in Xihaize.

According to legend, this kind of shrimp has dragon bloodline, is dark blue all over, is extremely large, and tastes delicious. It is only found in Xihai Lake. According to legend, only one blue lobster is produced in every ten thousand lobsters. The production is extremely small, and it has always been a delicacy that only the royal family and nobles of the Tang Dynasty can enjoy.

But who could have imagined that such stuff could be found in the fields outside Linshui Town.

It didn't take long for the blue lobster to be cooked, and the aroma spread far away, so much so that half of Linshui Town was filled with the fragrance of lobster.

Even Gu Jiu, who was not particular about food, was swallowing his saliva wildly at this moment.

When this extra-large lobster was served, everyone's eyes turned green.

The servants who could only watch but not eat, felt heartbroken and wiped their saliva, thinking: "It really is better to be rich."

At first, under the authority of the head of the family, Gu Xinyue, the five members of the family were able to maintain some restraint, but the situation soon got out of control.

The lobster has a very delicate and tasty taste that melts in your mouth. It is truly the best of the best.

The family's chopsticks moved faster and faster, just like the flashing of swords.

Gu Xiaoxiao's hand was still wrapped in gauze, but there was no sign of injury at all, and her hands were moving very quickly.

Gu Jiu's father, even though his mother Gu Xinyue kept pinching the flesh on his thigh, continued to wave his chopsticks and eat crazily, obviously going all out for the delicious food.

Such a big lobster, nearly two feet long, was reduced to a shell after just a few encounters.

After eating the lobster, everyone breathed a sigh of relief and felt truly refreshed.

This was the first time that Gu Jiu felt that there were such wonderful things in the world besides sleeping.

……

Ever since being pinched by this blue lobster, Gu Xiaoxiao never touched loach again.

The saying "Once pinched by a shrimp, you'll be afraid of its claws for ten years" is exactly this truth.

However, after eating the lobster, Gu Xinyue couldn't forget it and even sent people to touch it many times.

But the blue lobster never appeared again, which made Gu Xinyue very depressed.

So, at night, Gu Jiu's old father was tossed and turned in bed, crying out in pain.

Women are as fierce as tigers! Especially women who are angry!

After eating the blue lobster, Gu Jiu had the grand ideal of trying all the delicacies in the world, but when he thought about how much walking he would have to do, he gave up.

Although lobster is good, it is still more comfortable to sleep.

You can't have both lobster and sleep, so naturally you choose sleep over lobster.

……

Ever since the blue lobster incident, Gu Xiaoxiao has shown some changes when facing Gu Jiu.

That was the first time the two of them had physical contact while both were sober, so every time Gu Xiaoxiao thought about it, her face would blush, her heart would beat fast, and she would feel extremely ashamed.

After all, Gu Jiu is her biological brother.

That kind of thing is really...

Gu Jiu's heart was also confused, but he quickly recovered.

There are so many disturbing things in this world. If I remember every one of them, how can I sleep?

Gu Xinyue soon discovered that Gu Xiaoxiao would blush several times when she saw Gu Jiu, and even ran away quietly, and then looked lost.

Such things made Gu Xinyue a little distressed, because Gu Xiaoxiao was too unfeminine.

How can a girl see a man blushing and sneak away?

Isn't this what men should do?

Gu Xinyue was worried that this would affect Gu Xiaoxiao's mood and that she would become a masculine person.

Gu Jiu is really a little troublemaker!

So, Gu Xinyue, who knew that Gu Xiaoxiao's skills had greatly improved recently, sent a letter to Gu Ningshuang of Yunshan Sword Sect, saying that Gu Xiaoxiao's skills were gradually improving, and asked if there was a chance to recommend her to join the sect.

She promised not to marry Gu Jiu for the time being, but that didn't mean Gu Xiaoxiao wouldn't go out.

If joining the Yunshan Sword Sect is difficult, she even wants Gu Xiaoxiao to go out and try her luck, like working in a government office or something, which would be better than feeling sad at home.

It is not a bad thing for a girl to feel sad when she grows up, but it is a bad thing if the object of her sadness is her own brother!

In this world, "good women have ambitions". Although she is reluctant to leave Gu Xiaoxiao, she really doesn't want her to do anything that will bring shame to her ancestors because of Gu Jiu.

Not long after, Gu Ningshuang replied to the letter. From the literal meaning, it can be seen that she was very indifferent to the matter - "I will go home for the New Year to test my little sister and then make a decision."

If you want Yunshan Sword Sect to recruit you, it’s not enough just because Gu Xiaoxiao is her sister.

……

The chirping of cicadas in summer continued all the time, but in Gu Jiu's ears, there was no concept of whether it was pleasant or not, annoying or not.

Because no matter how noisy it is, he can always fall asleep at the speed of light when he wants to sleep.

During this period, perhaps because he ate too many loaches or for some other reason, Gu Jiu always felt that his fragile old waist had improved a lot.

He even takes a walk near his home every day, and the amount of exercise he gets is almost as much as that of an old man who is very health-conscious.

The air in this world is fresh, and most of the food is fresh and delicious. Although the women are strong, they are all quite good-looking. This can be considered a benefit for him as a time traveler.

But ever since he met the ghost, Gu Jiu felt that this world was too unfriendly.

Those ghosts eat people and wipe out entire families at will, treating ordinary people like animals.

What made Gu Jiu feel even more depressed was the attitude shown by the government.

From the initial ban on the spread of supernatural events to the later events that got out of control and even the constables were involved, it was proved that the government was powerless against these supernatural events.

And those high-ranking sects of cultivation don’t seem to care about the lives of ordinary people at all.

Who would have thought that those ghosts wearing human skins are actually responsible for maintaining order here? It’s chilling to think about it.

Do those sects really not know about that place called Taohua An?

It is said that practitioners slay demons and eliminate evil, but Gu Jiu only saw indifference, or compromise?

If it is the latter, this world is undoubtedly terrible, especially for ordinary people.

A gust of wind blew, and Gu Jiu stretched his neck and sighed, "It's getting colder."